Stripper pumps that double as wearable tip-jars
Susannah Breslin, who has been churning out a lot of interesting posts lately on her blog, found some lucite stripper pumps for sale on the internet that include a tip-jar in the sole: Link.
Susannah Breslin, who has been churning out a lot of interesting posts lately on her blog, found some lucite stripper pumps for sale on the internet that include a tip-jar in the sole: Link.
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I thought the whole idea was that nature had already provided, um, convenient places to tuck carefully folded currency.
Holy hooker heels, Batman! I must have a pair. Do they come in 12.5 Ds?
Oh, finally, a fun way to tip a stripper
without looking like you're trying to cop
a feel.
ANTIONOUS, think of how sanitary currency
is, and think again about the places that
nature designed.
This is lame. Everyone knows bikini straps were invented to hold tips. What they need to be working on is a credit card swiper that goes in cleavage.
Maybe it's designed people with a foot fetish in mind?
Brett- bikinis are designed to hold currency, yes, but what about when the bikini comes off?
I, for one, think this is brilliant, if a little over-thought.
Kinda like that phone dialing hook that's been making the rounds recently.
These can't be new, my roommate has a pair of these that are falling apart. She's had them for years.
I'm surprised no one has asked the obvious of how to get the money back out. There is a flap inside the shoe under the ball of your foot.
ok, so in America we use one dollar bills on the strippers, and she/he holds it in the string. How do they do it in other countries where the main currency is coin based? Stick it up the ass?
Bigger denomination notes. How much stripper attention do you get with mere one-dollar bills, Not A Doktor? Sounds a tad cheap to me.
This is the kind of situation where you want to have some big Kennedy half-dollar coins in your pocket to slip in there, and hope that the next song has a good tempo. Or slugs made of just the right alloy of bronze to make them ring basically nonstop, preferably at frequencies just different enough to make the apparent sound pulsate annoyingly off the beat of the music.
Ah the sexy elegance of a stripper sashaying about the stage with a piggy basnk full of pocket change strapped to each foot.
I for one am priapic.