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[#1 posted by Cupcake Faerie , May 18, 2008 11:14 AM]

mmmmmmmm bacon 'n boobs

[#2 posted by Tenn , May 18, 2008 11:16 AM]

No bacon is leftover!

But provided that bacon will be consumed, I have no issue. Hell, she's saving on dish washing!

[#3 posted by Jake0748 , May 18, 2008 11:16 AM]

If it's hot enough outside you could fry some eggs on the sidewalk and sun yourself in the bacon bikini. Mmmm, easy, tasty breakfast.

[#4 posted by Antinous , May 18, 2008 11:24 AM]

If it's hot enough outside you could fry some eggs on the sidewalk and sun yourself in the bacon bikini.

Come on over. It's 104° and it's only 11AM.

[#5 posted by aarrgghh , May 18, 2008 11:24 AM]

"it is best not to wear this outfit at the beach unless you are prepared to fight off seagulls and crabs."

heh.

[#6 posted by Jake0748 , May 18, 2008 11:27 AM]

Thanks, I'm in FL so it will take me a few minutes to get there. I'll bring the OJ.

[#7 posted by Tits McGee , May 18, 2008 12:41 PM]

I made bacon vodka and bacon Magic Shell for my bacon party this year. Both were surprisingly delicious.

[#8 posted by arkizzle , May 18, 2008 1:32 PM]

Jake, she already has two fried eggs..

(thats probably only going to be gotten by british people, hopefully the rest of you refuse to get it, because it was awful..sorry)

[#9 posted by madloona , May 18, 2008 1:34 PM]

The best part of wearing the "bacini" is that it won me a subscription to the Bacon of the Month Club. Yum!

[#10 posted by strider_mt2k , May 18, 2008 1:53 PM]

Bacon really is something special, but only if it's made right.

[#11 posted by Valacosa , May 18, 2008 3:00 PM]

Am I the only person who thinks this is really gross?

Prolonged skin contact with a food that greasy is bound to result in an acne breakout.

[#12 posted by Takuan , May 18, 2008 3:16 PM]

nope, you're not alone. Unless it's latex bacon.

[#13 posted by Seedouble , May 18, 2008 4:07 PM]

Mmm... Bacon. The candy of meats.

Check out this Bacon & Egg costume. It's awesome.
http://www.spirithalloween.com/couples-costumes_funny-costumes/bacon-and-egg-couple-costume/

[#14 posted by eap , May 18, 2008 4:10 PM]

There is also this bacon bra, made of raw bacon:

http://flickr.com/photos/briankusler/2337430825/

[#15 posted by bunnyman2112 , May 18, 2008 4:19 PM]

There seems to be a mistake. How can there ever be EXTRA BACON???

[#16 posted by musicpsych , May 18, 2008 6:48 PM]

This doesn't work for me. I already think that bacon looks like pieces of burnt flesh - attaching it to someone only furthers that impression...

[#17 posted by tangerined , May 18, 2008 7:03 PM]

Finally, hover bacon gets the respect it deserves!

Might I add, pocket bacon?

[#18 posted by turtleJP , May 18, 2008 8:59 PM]

Wow, when seeing all the meat together it reminds me why I am a vegetarian. Yes for some posters it looks mmm mmm good but for me not so much.

Kind of odd that the story follows one about about the wasting of 27% of food.

turtleJP

[#19 posted by License Farm , May 18, 2008 10:38 PM]

I'm surprised R. Stevens has yet to weigh in. He is notorious for his love of all things bacony. Though I don't think even he has taped bacon to his cat.

[#20 posted by tetsuo , May 19, 2008 2:07 AM]

Sh's jst nthr ttntn-whr.

[#21 posted by klobouk , May 19, 2008 3:52 AM]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the xkcd strip about bacon.
I tend to cook fairly simple dishes and am perhaps a bit over-paranoid about animal products spoiling, so I rarely include meat among my grocery purchases. When I do, and for the same reasons, it tends to mean a huge orgy of meat consumption, such as the Great Steak Week of 2007, when nary a meal lacked steak.

[#22 posted by error404 , May 19, 2008 5:30 AM]

left over bacon?

Nope, still can't understand that sentence.

It would imply that the fruit of the pig is in some way...unwanted.

How could that be?

insanity.

[#23 posted by treacle , May 20, 2008 12:30 AM]

Bacon Tiara?

Only cool because it uses transglutaminase, an enzyme that will glue your lungs together if you're not careful.

Btw, I think --unless obtained from organic, free-range sources-- bacon is one of the more vile meats to eat. Sure sure, beef has BSE/MadCow, but what don't we know about pig-to-human infectio-weirdness transmission problems?
lurv,
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treacle

[#24 posted by hellfroze , May 21, 2008 12:33 PM]

Made me think of this:

http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/bacon_exotic_candy_bar/exotic_candy_bars