Scary sign for giant edible "wings" in New York

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Photoshop disasters posted this ad for humungous "wings." The Monty Python sketch below is a good fit:
Customer: What flavor is it? Man: It's a bird mate, it's a bloody bird, it's not any bloody flavor. Albatross!

Customer: It's got to be some flavor, I mean everything's got a flavor. Man: All right, it's bloody albatross flavor, it's bloody sea bloody bird bloody flavor. Albatross!

Customer: Do you get wafers with it?

Man: Course you don't get bloody wafers with it, it's a bloody albatross innit. Albatross!

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When I look at that picture, I don't thinky of Monty Python sketches.

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What Photoshop? They're Dodo wings.

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Chickenlingus.

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The new price is $6.99. Do you think the previous price was more or less?

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#7 posted by Kibble , May 15, 2008 1:28 PM

I believe that this picture, like the one in that story on the girl thrown out of her prom, is yet another reference to "One Million B.C." How well I remember Raquel Welch tearing into those pterodactyl wings.

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Mmm, Roc wings. Not to be confused with Charles S. Dutton.

I love the end of that sketch:

Customer: I'll take two.

Man: I've only got the one, y'cocksucker.

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OK that's it. Licences and breathalyzer/THC tests before anyone can use Photoshop/(insert favourite app. here).

Just like a car, you can peel around your own turf but you can't use the "tubes" without a road test....

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If they wings are really that big then 10 for $6.99 is a very good price.

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#11 posted by Talia , May 15, 2008 2:19 PM

What's the matter, Colonel Sanders?

Chicken?

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Photoshoppery aside, that's a pretty good deal -- 10 pieces of chicken (I assume dark) for $6.99.

Damn, I haven't had lunch yet.

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#14 posted by dbarak , May 15, 2008 6:55 PM

That's a B-52 wing.

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#15 posted by MITTZNZ , May 15, 2008 10:13 PM

Maybe I've looked at too much porn in my life, but that looks kind of sexual?

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#15: because it is

*wink-wink*

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Comes from the same place Fred Flintstone gets his rack o' ribs.

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Which, because I'm a huge geek, I looked up on YouTube to find out that the place was called BRONTO BURGERS AND RIBS DRIVE THRU.

You're welcome.

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Ah yes, Bronto Burger. They used up all the energy they got eating those huge rib racks because their car was feet-powered (not to mention had big stone wheels).

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