Bad Star Trek porn, as if there were any other kind.
The internet dumpster-divers over at Fleshbot found a real gem today. Link (NSFW).
The internet dumpster-divers over at Fleshbot found a real gem today. Link (NSFW).
The internet dumpster-divers over at Fleshbot found a real gem today. Link (NSFW).
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Back in the late 70's, I think it was, Cavalier magazine had a hilarious Star Trek porn comic - it was quite clever, with sharp jokes: the obligatory Scotty while being serviced by two alien lovelies, "Cap'n, ma engines canna stand the strain!"
The Congress Of Wonders, a 2-man comedy team also released an LP with a scatalogical Trek-themed bit back in '72.
I've seen this one in its entirety.
The best scene is that after the conclusion of a sex scene the rest of the crew comes in and informs (i believe it was) two male crew members that they'd just had sex with each other, and not hot alien woman.
damn those alien illusions!
Wow J.J. Abrams works fast!
The first of these was 'XXX Trek: The Final Orgasm'
Dumpster divers? Our minds may be in the gutter, but we would never fall in with that Waste Management crowd.
YES! Whip me, beat me, make me wear pointy ears.
And set phasers to 'vibrate'.
...Ironically, one of these had Ron "Hedgehog" Jeremy doing a rather acceptable porno-parody of Harry Mudd. Go figure.
Oh yeah, I think I watched this one not long ago.
The best part of it was actually the insanely lame "narrative" between the humping.
No, I don't usually watch porn with the ironic distance some of the self-proclaimed cineasts do. But it sure was funny.
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I am almost ashamed to say that I have a relevant comment for this discussion... The artist Voltaire has a set of 4 songs on an album called "Banned on Vulcan" and the first track is called Worf's Revenge. An excerpt: "'cause my head's not the only part of me that's got ridges"
There's also the entire song of "The Sexy Data Tango" to make every bit of Trek jargon into a dirty word. I disagree with his characterization of Tasha Yar, however.
Ahem.
> Bad Star Trek porn, as if there were any other
> kind.
If you call slash porn (and I do -- at least the porny slash [g]) then I have to argue that there is some pretty damn good Star Trek porn out there (along with mind-boggling amounts of horrible Star Trek porn -- Sturgeon's Law is never truer than when referring to porn).