Isabella Rossellini's bug porno videos now online

Chris Tackett of Treehugger.com says: "I recall you doing this post on Isabella Rossellini's bug porn. The videos [called "Green Porno"] are now viewable, so we did a post about that." Link

[#1 posted by LSK , May 6, 2008 2:57 PM]

This is a fascinating expansion of the 'porn' genre, if that's really what this is. They feel more like kickass educational films.

[#2 posted by beep1o , May 6, 2008 3:15 PM]

Well it just sucks that you can't view it if you live outside of the US.

[#3 posted by Cpt. Tim , May 6, 2008 3:29 PM]

"They feel more like kickass educational films."

I'm not sure thats the case. I haven't seen the films but an article i read explained said the film explained the praying mantis mating and it was using some outdated information about it.

[#4 posted by lectroid , May 6, 2008 3:37 PM]

If this isn't proof of Rule 34, than I just don't know what is.

[#5 posted by coldspell , May 6, 2008 3:52 PM]

Here are the direct links to the (downloadable) .flv video files. Maybe these are playable for our non-USAian brothers and sisters.

http://arco.vo.llnwd.net/o2/cust9/FLV/640x480/original/green_porno/green_porno_earthworm.flv

http://arco.vo.llnwd.net/o2/cust9/FLV/640x480/original/green_porno/green_porno_dragonfly.flv

http://arco.vo.llnwd.net/o2/cust9/FLV/640x480/original/green_porno/green_porno_bee.flv

http://arco.vo.llnwd.net/o2/cust9/FLV/640x480/original/green_porno/green_porno_firefly.flv

http://arco.vo.llnwd.net/o2/cust9/FLV/640x480/original/green_porno/green_porno_snail.flv

http://arco.vo.llnwd.net/o2/cust9/FLV/640x480/original/green_porno/green_porno_spider.flv

http://arco.vo.llnwd.net/o2/cust9/FLV/640x480/original/green_porno/green_porno_fly.flv

http://arco.vo.llnwd.net/o2/cust9/FLV/640x480/original/green_porno/green_porno_mantis.flv

[#6 posted by Matt Sanderson , May 6, 2008 4:57 PM]

Well, I sure didn't see the end of the fly video coming. O_O

I must say, I have new respect for male flies and praying mantises.

[#7 posted by arkizzle , May 6, 2008 5:23 PM]

ColdSpell, you're a legend!

[#8 posted by Avram , May 6, 2008 5:27 PM]

It seems she's playing a male bug in most of these films. So it's transgendered bug porn!

[#9 posted by Glossolalia Black , May 6, 2008 6:27 PM]

Hot tranny (bug) mess!

[#10 posted by justanotherusername , May 6, 2008 6:34 PM]

"Sorry, GREEN PORNO is currently unavailable in your territory"

What the...? No green porno for me?

How to play FLV files

Ah. :)))

[#11 posted by minTphresh , May 6, 2008 7:28 PM]

do not look at me you little mantis, you. don't you look at me... DON'T YOU FUKKIN LOOK AT ME!!! (huff, huff..) mmaaaammeeeeeee......

[#12 posted by Mechphisto , May 6, 2008 7:41 PM]

@#11: OMFG! I'm dying here from laughing so hard.
You made my week. :)

[#13 posted by Tgg161 , May 6, 2008 8:03 PM]

Hm, Anne Geddes new stuff is getting a little strange.

[#14 posted by noen , May 6, 2008 9:35 PM]

Wow, just wow.

[#15 posted by brotherbear , May 7, 2008 1:29 AM]

If I were a firefly I would light up my ass at night.. AHAHAhahahhaHAH Ahahah

I love these.

[#16 posted by error404 , May 7, 2008 3:40 AM]

I know there are ways around the non USAsian territiry bind, but has it struck anyone else as being against the idea of the internet to put such bars in place in the first place?

It's applying old media paradigms to the new mdia that has already operated very nicely thank you without them.

Always seems to spring up in relation to the US.

If I try to buy a levis jacket online I can not buy it because I am outside the US, but the US is constantly badgersin and hectoring it's way into other markets under the banner of free trade.

Sorry, went off on a spiral. But if you are in the US you are probably unaware that these obstacles exist.

[#17 posted by Kieran O'Neill , May 7, 2008 5:44 AM]

Hehe. Which reminds me: Live action tentacle rape punk porn. Equally (if not more) B-grade, way more x-rated (NSFW!!!)

[#18 posted by jwla , May 7, 2008 8:11 AM]

I have been waiting to see these since the original post about them. I think they are great, if a little disturbing. Especially the snail penetration. And the rotting head...

[#19 posted by absimiliard , May 7, 2008 8:37 AM]

Whoah, freaky.

Not quite sure what I think.

-abs

[#20 posted by forgeweld , May 7, 2008 9:29 AM]

Isabella is now officially the coolest person in the world.

[#21 posted by racer x , May 7, 2008 4:04 PM]

awesome! love the s/m snails! and the gratuitous nipples!

*le sigh*

I wonder how long it'll be before there's a lawsuit 'cause some teacher showed them in class.

[#22 posted by Diamond Jim , May 7, 2008 6:54 PM]

#20: indeed she is, but COLDSPELL is a close second. Those of us outside the US and A owe you one, sir or madam.

[#23 posted by CastanhasDoPara , May 7, 2008 9:55 PM]

Ha, WTF?! This shit has me doubled over and barely able to type. And yes to the snail S/M, that's f'ed up.