Thai theme-park's sinister naked baby bathroom gargoyles

This delightful Theme Park Review trip report from Thailand's Dreamworld park features this compelling bit of statuary: sinister naked children hanging around out front of the bathrooms:

Yes, these naked babies stood near the location of every restroom! They scared the crap out of me! First, what the hell is it doing? And second, if its doing what I think it is, why is it so unsatisfied?!

Link (via Danny's Land)

[#1 posted by Antinous , April 20, 2008 7:54 PM]

I think it has a spilkes.

[#2 posted by Lilah , April 20, 2008 7:55 PM]

I suspect the little cherub hasn't been getting enough fiber in his diet.

[#3 posted by Gainclone , April 20, 2008 8:02 PM]

This is why it's important to really... chew... your food.

[#4 posted by Takuan , April 20, 2008 8:03 PM]

naw, this is just how Thais see Caucasian tourists

[#5 posted by macon d , April 20, 2008 8:06 PM]

Sheesh! It IS an awfully white-looking critter, isn't it?

macon d

http://stuffwhitepeopledo.blogspot.com/

[#6 posted by Stefan Jones , April 20, 2008 8:10 PM]

Not a bad looking theme park, really.

Crapping babies aside.

[#7 posted by Justin Watt , April 20, 2008 8:33 PM]

I'm guessing that's a "don't forget your child in the potty" reminder.

[#8 posted by Robbo , April 20, 2008 8:33 PM]

Tis angry cuz it has to wait - for YOU.

Sorta like the colour scheme of McDonalds - designed to keep people moving and guarantee a limited amount of 'hangin' 'round time'.

Some one else is waitin' to use the loo.

An angry buck naked pouty faced garden gnome kid.

Run away! Run away!

Zip up later.

Run away!

[#9 posted by Antinous , April 20, 2008 8:36 PM]

Baby: the other white meat.

[#10 posted by macon d , April 20, 2008 9:34 PM]

Baby: the other white meat.

Ha! That's great. But, scary . . .

[#11 posted by Takuan , April 20, 2008 9:37 PM]

good, control,control.

[#12 posted by jimjambandit , April 20, 2008 9:38 PM]

If it's passing those stones behind it I'm not surprised it looks like that.

[#13 posted by johnocomedy , April 20, 2008 10:11 PM]

It looks like a young, angry Bobby Hill.

[#14 posted by travelina , April 20, 2008 10:58 PM]

That baby needs to take the All-Bran Challenge:
http://www.slate.com/id/2175772

[#15 posted by Wickedashtray , April 21, 2008 1:10 AM]

"compelling"??

it's creepy as hell....

[#16 posted by subversionary , April 21, 2008 1:31 AM]

AHAHAHAH.

Thanks for posting. I looked at all of the pics from the park. 'Loved 'em- loved the comments here :)

'Agreed on the baby. Terrifying!

*goes to check out "stuff white people do" blog*

[#17 posted by Argon , April 21, 2008 2:10 AM]

Aaahrgh! Kill it. It must be killed. Kill it while you still can!

No, I usually don't listen to the voices in my head. But this thing... (shudder)

[#18 posted by who1234 , April 21, 2008 2:58 AM]

Goodness. He looks like he's pleasuring himself whilst doing the deed to me. What does that say about the impression that Westerners make abroad?

[#19 posted by alisong76 , April 21, 2008 6:16 AM]

#9

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back...ribs.

[#20 posted by Chocolatey Shatner , April 21, 2008 8:43 AM]

Iz in yur theampark, pewpin orange sillinders.

[#21 posted by ill lich , April 21, 2008 11:38 AM]

If he's "pleasuring himself" he sure as hell doesn't look like he's enjoying it.

[#22 posted by Fnarf , April 21, 2008 3:18 PM]

I think he's just concentrating really hard.