The Weld County Sheriff's department has posted a YouTube video of a pair of burglars breaking into a home in Colorado. They hope someone will be able to identify the sleazebags. Link
Ah - that's good, bring the wife/girlfriend along for some good time robbery. Hopefully they can't afford condoms and next time they can get some kids involved!
They weren't wearing gloves. There should be dabs all over the place. OK if they've never been caught, their prints won't be on file. They looked calm enough though, so may have done this sort of thing before.
Yeah, this'll be easy. Now we know that we just need to look for a pair of fat, uneducated, white trash Midwesterners. They should stick out in Colorado like a sore thumb..
#13: >> "OK if they've never been caught, their prints won't be on file."
Not if you live in the UK. Or apply for a passport. Or if you're a foreigner and take a plane in or out of the US. Or go through a UK airport. Or plan to adopt a child from abroad. Or travel in or out of Japan. Or get a visa from China... etc. The FBI database (officially) already has some 50 million criminal and 1.5 million civil fingerprint records. The DHS (officially) already keeps a biometric database of 85 million sets of fingerprints. And your government (whichever) is already working on putting all your fingerprints into a criminal database too. Nice to know they're so hard trying to catch the burglars, innit?
I guess it's safe to assume that you and your IP address will get screened if you click on the video. And if you're living around that area you even might get a friendly visit from the police, especially when you're not on their "white"list. Feel lucky?
They will ID the car. This guy is a loser and that girl is a fat fukup, a Wal-Mart reject. I'll bet a dollar that the car is owned by the girl's mom or dad. The guy wouldn't have the money or credit to get it and the girl is too much a loser to own/lease or maintain such a car. I would expect her to drive an beat up Camaro or a Cutlass Ciera.
I give it a week before we see their dumb mugshots on The Smoking Gun.
What kind of home is this that it has multiple,
hi-res video surveillance cameras? What was this,
a CIA safe house?
Man, burglary is boring.
I guess the one thing I took away from this is: Put your valuables under a floor mat, thieves don't look there.
Hi-res? I thought it was pretty blurry & not just from YouTube.
Speaking of, no YouTube comments yet. I'm curious what those insipid trolls are going to say about it.
looks like the outlaws Dummy and Clod ...
#1: My thoughts exactly.
Who installs a 4-camera security system in their house, but doesn't even bother to install a decent armored lock on the front door?
#5 - Mad Magazine flashback.
with enough cameras, we can all watch each other.
I *so* wish the video had sound.
Ah - that's good, bring the wife/girlfriend along for some good time robbery. Hopefully they can't afford condoms and next time they can get some kids involved!
In the immortal words of George Bluth: "They can't arrest a husband and wife for the same crime!"
And that, in case you were wondering, is HOWTO: break into someone's house.
They weren't wearing gloves. There should be dabs all over the place. OK if they've never been caught, their prints won't be on file. They looked calm enough though, so may have done this sort of thing before.
It's worked here before.
http://indiana.typepad.com/fwob/2008/04/fwpd-officer--.html
Yeah, this'll be easy. Now we know that we just need to look for a pair of fat, uneducated, white trash Midwesterners. They should stick out in Colorado like a sore thumb..
..NOT!!! :D
Hey, I know those two! That's Dumb & Dumber.
#13: >> "OK if they've never been caught, their prints won't be on file."
Not if you live in the UK. Or apply for a passport. Or if you're a foreigner and take a plane in or out of the US. Or go through a UK airport. Or plan to adopt a child from abroad. Or travel in or out of Japan. Or get a visa from China... etc. The FBI database (officially) already has some 50 million criminal and 1.5 million civil fingerprint records. The DHS (officially) already keeps a biometric database of 85 million sets of fingerprints. And your government (whichever) is already working on putting all your fingerprints into a criminal database too. Nice to know they're so hard trying to catch the burglars, innit?
I guess it's safe to assume that you and your IP address will get screened if you click on the video. And if you're living around that area you even might get a friendly visit from the police, especially when you're not on their "white"list. Feel lucky?
They will ID the car. This guy is a loser and that girl is a fat fukup, a Wal-Mart reject. I'll bet a dollar that the car is owned by the girl's mom or dad. The guy wouldn't have the money or credit to get it and the girl is too much a loser to own/lease or maintain such a car. I would expect her to drive an beat up Camaro or a Cutlass Ciera.
I give it a week before we see their dumb mugshots on The Smoking Gun.
well, there goes the neighbourhood