Hillbilly teeth recall

Sadly, a supplier of "hillbilly" teeth has recalled the wonderful product due to lead paint concerns. More on this alarming development over at BBG. (Mark F. used to wear a set of these frequently. Maybe that's why he makes so many typos.)
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[#1 posted by ill lich , April 11, 2008 10:59 AM]

God has been recalling REAL hillbilly teeth one (or more) at a time for many, many years.

But at least He makes up for it in extra fingers and toes.

[#2 posted by Mikey Likes BoingBoing , April 11, 2008 11:08 AM]

Lead paint causes brain damage. Hence, the hillbilly teeth was making its wearers actually start acting like...hillbillies.

Sounds like an episode of The Twilight Zone...

[#3 posted by Takuan , April 11, 2008 11:12 AM]

guaranteed they are made in China

[#4 posted by Will Shetterly , April 11, 2008 12:17 PM]

We're losing a way to ridicule poor people who can't afford dentists? It's a sad day.

[#5 posted by Shawn Wolfe , April 11, 2008 12:18 PM]

I can has brain damages?

[#6 posted by Stefan Jones , April 11, 2008 4:17 PM]

#4: Hillbillies can afford dentists. But they keep shooting them because they think they're revenooers.

[#7 posted by kittenfoo , April 11, 2008 5:29 PM]

The Halloween right after my son got his braces off (after my hemorrhaging money to the orthodontist for three years), he bought some hillbilly teeth and wore them. Took awhile for that to be funny.

[#8 posted by doubleagame , April 11, 2008 6:27 PM]

hysterical post.

[#9 posted by takeshi , April 11, 2008 9:15 PM]

I'm pretty sure Cory makes the most typos.

[#10 posted by Patrick Dodds , April 12, 2008 5:00 AM]

In England you get these free with your upbringing.