Fun straws are phallic?

Andrea Bailey of Ashland, Kentucky bought a pack of straws at Wal-Mart for her 3-year-old-daughter a couple weeks ago. The pack had a variety of shapes, including a heart, but also two that she says look like penises. Bailey was quite upset and complained to the store. Wal-Mart says it has pulled the product, manufactured by Eagle Marks Corporation, from its shelves as they investigate the matter. ("That's my hometown!" says my wife. -ed) From WSAZ.com:

Penisstraw"There are two of them that are shaped like the male private area," said Bailey. "I called Wal-Mart and they very rude with me about it. They acted like I was lying, like I was making it all up. You know, I would never make something up like that, especially about my little girl. But, that's just how they treated me and it's just not right."

Link (Thanks, Gil Kaufman!)

Previously on BB:
• Ashland robber disguised face with duct tape Link