Illustrated tombstones of alleged Ukrainian mobsters

200803111050 English Russia says these illustrated tombstones mark the graves of Ukrainian mobsters. Link

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A Daewoo? Srsly? I mean, come on - at least lie on your tombstone and say you had a Merc or a BMW.

OTOH - this is proof that garish bad taste isn't limited to mobsters of the Italian-American persuasion...

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Mel Gibson is dead?!

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Some others were previously seen on boingboing, too:

http://www.boingboing.net/2007/02/28/tombstones-of-the-ru.html

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Were they former members of the Cheese Mafia?

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#2: Mel Gibson is dead?!

Hmm, I guess he said
"на что Вы смотрите, сахарные груди?"
to the wrong cop...

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#6 posted by xlt , March 11, 2008 12:20 PM

that's a part of mobstres "culture" in Russia and Ukraine. You can even find a fullsize statues (monuments) of mobsters holding keys of their cars in hands. In Yekatherinburg, for example.


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I didn't know Steve McQueen was a mobster in the Ukraine. Goes to show, you can be discovered anywhere.

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it does provide a nice backsplash for those paying their respects

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If you've ever lived in a Russian/Ukrainian neighborhood, this seems so right.

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Micah, good catch. But that was Russian, this is Ukrainian. Not exactly the same. ;-)

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#11 posted by mrfitz , March 11, 2008 4:31 PM

I'm told that this is not a specifically mobster type of thing to do, but a wealth/prestige type of thing to do if you're Russian. It probably applies to Ukrainians as well.

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Tomb of the Unknown Pimp-Daddy.

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#13 posted by trr , March 11, 2008 6:00 PM

Hmmm...he was a smoker. Do you suppose that's what did him in?

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I know some of you boingers live in LA... Go to the Hollywood Forever cemetery and you'll find a few of these. I personally wouldn't want my eternal monument become so quickly dated...I mean can you imagine how stupid you would feel if you died 10 years ago and the guy buried next to you has a like a sidekick LX on his tombstone and there you are with a Star-Tac flip phone and like a Geo Metro?

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#15 posted by ridl Author Profile Page, March 12, 2008 12:12 AM

Check out the scary Albania v. Kosovo flamewar on the original post...

ortodox sez:

Islam and Albanians fucking bitches you will be soon exterminated….


jebus!

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Those zany Slavs and their back-handed compliments. I liked, Are you idiot?

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Yes, comments on the original post have now totally gotten out of hand.

Ah, the Internets.

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Roboshobo (#14) That's an excellent point. I guess I would pose buck naked. But my hairstyle would go out of fashion.. Hmm I guess we're back to name/DOB/DOD/epitaph. But make it 20 feet tall!!!

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#19 posted by You , March 12, 2008 7:34 AM

@ #5 (Mikey Likes BoingBoing) очень смешно!

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