Twitter hacked? (updated, short answer: "no")

Not sure what's going on over at Twitter, but when I attempt to access the site, each new refresh logs me in as some other seemingly random user, generates a seemingly random series of users I'm not "following," and the top post shown says something about a tiny penis, and following a hack, no matter how many refreshes I hit. (shrugs). Screengrab. Update: oh, nevermind. But Scott Beale wins in "best coverage of downtime in 100 chars or less." Valleywag explains.


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http://istwitterdown.com/ I'm being lied to.
im having the same problem.
so are all my friends
I, for one, rather enjoyed seeing myself say things like "getting the vat of jello ready for naked wrestling - cherry flavor!!" Sad—I wish it were true.
I had no access via web or Twitterific for over 7 hours - assumed it was down. Lack of general uproar online should have tipped me off that this wasn't the case...
How did they know? Well, I guess the secret's out now.
Has anyone heard what caused Boing Boing's downtime last week?