Gearshift made from jar of pee

Jaopnik's Murilee discovered a junked Renault at the local wreckers with what appears to be a vial of human urine in place of its gearshift knob:


While scavenging the local wrecking yards for pieces for my next project, I came across this Renault Alliance (remember when the French government bailed out American Motors?) with what appears to be a urine-filled plastic sphere as a shifter knob. Note the hastily-applied duct-tape mounting system, no doubt indicating that THEY were closing in on the car's owner at the time and every second was critical. As powerful as the Urine Shifter's juju might be, however, it won't keep this car from its date with the cold jaws of The Crusher!

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(Thanks, Murilee!)