SL: Huckabee Center for Liberation and Housing of Spermatazoan-Americans

By at 2:46 pm Wednesday, Jan 23


Here's some interesting news from Second Life -- this week marks the launch of The Mike Huckabee Center for the Liberation and Housing of Spermatazoan-Americans.

"I've been saving Spermatazoan-Americans from the Tubesock Holocaust for years," [Director GenJCChristian] Homewood continued, "by liberating them and providing them homes in mason jars I kept in my cellar until I ran out of room. This facility gives me the space I need to continue to give them their freedom.

Homewood got the idea to name the Center after presidential candidate Mike Huckabee when he heard Huckabee state his support for the Georgia Personhood Amendment and the Human Life Amendment to the United States Constitution. "I thought if Gov. Huckabee supports granting civil rights to embryo-Americans and to the little 70 cell blastocyst-Americans, then surely he supports the rights of our tiniest citizens, the spermatazoan-Americans," Homewood recalled.

Link (via Warren Ellis).

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