Unusual list of sex-related terms

Here's a list of words that (mostly) describe sexual behavior.

Faunoiphilia (FAW-nay-FIL-ee-uh) - An abnormal desire to watch animals copulate.
Brassirothesauriast (bruh-zeer-oh-thuh-SAW-ree-ast) - A person who collects brassieres or pictures of women wearing them.
Eunoterpsia (YOO-noh-TURP-see-uh) - The doctrine that pursuing sexual pleasure is the goal of life.
Typhlobasia (TIF-luh-BAY-zee-uh) - Kissing with the eyes closed.
Amychesis (AM-i-KEE-sis) - The involuntary act of scratching or clawing your partner in the heat of passion.
Mammaquatia (MAM-uh-KWAY-shee-uh) - The bobbing or jiggling of a woman's breasts when she walks, dances, or exercises.
Ozoamblyrosis (OH-zoh-AM-bli-ROH-sis) - Loss of sexual apetite because your partner has wicked B.O.
Amomaxia (AM-uh-MAX-see-uh) - Love-making in a parked car.
Colpocoquette (KAHL-puh-koh-KET) - A woman who knows she has an attractive bosom, and who makes good use of its allure.
Melolagnia (MEL-uh-LAG-nee-uh) - Amorous feelings inspired by music.

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#1 posted by simplehuman , January 18, 2008 1:30 PM

I credit Warren Ellis with giving me this one...

Heptomacrophilia: People who want to fuck Godzilla.

#2 posted by Earth Man , January 18, 2008 2:12 PM

Copulistiphilia: Deriving sexual pleasure from the perusal of... lists of... sexual... [HHHHNNGG!!!]

#3 posted by Dizbuster , January 18, 2008 3:07 PM

Eunoterpsia - the doctrine endorsed by all hip-hop & R&B radio stations.

#4 posted by SpigotHead , January 18, 2008 3:16 PM

Is it just me, or is Mammaquatia a word just begging to be picked up by some sitcom hack? I can't help but imagine it oozing off the tongue of some stereotypical sexist as a full-figured woman strolls by...

#5 posted by techbuzz

, January 18, 2008 3:38 PM

I am now the proud owner of Eunoterpsia.com. Time to start evangelizing. Prophet positions available. Accepting applications soon!

Not really sure what I'll do with it, we'll see...

#6 posted by eastaltus , January 18, 2008 3:43 PM

Scrabble arsenal upgrade.

#7 posted by angusm

, January 18, 2008 4:27 PM

"Faunoiphilia ... An abnormal desire to watch animals copulate."

This definition raises the worrying possibility that there might be a _normal_ desire to watch animals copulate. I don't want to think about that too much.

#8 posted by hoffmanbike , January 18, 2008 4:36 PM

Brassirothesauriast - finally a word that describes me, i can't beleive it - i'm so happy

#9 posted by Gabriel , January 18, 2008 4:40 PM

I wonder if the guy still updates it. I just sent him cryptozoophilia, even though it has probably been made up indepently many times before.

#10 posted by aislefive , January 18, 2008 4:53 PM

A technical term adaptable to snogging:

inosculate: to join together at the openings.

#11 posted by Stefan Jones

, January 18, 2008 4:54 PM

#8: Some Islamic nations require nanny goats to wear underwear, to cover up their naughty bits.

Makes you wonder if this is a) just some clerical authority taking things to a silly extreme, or b) a reaction on an actual problem.

#12 posted by somnoliento , January 18, 2008 7:06 PM

Great, someone just registered eunoterpsia.com.

#13 posted by Tits McGee

, January 18, 2008 7:53 PM

Mammaquatia is the best word ever in the history of everything.

#14 posted by Sam

, January 18, 2008 8:11 PM

Faunoiphilia (FAW-nay-FIL-ee-uh) - An abnormal desire to watch animals copulate.

Quick, someone tell me the word for the normal desire to watch animals copulate.

#15 posted by Anonymous , January 19, 2008 8:34 AM

Submitted for your approval:
Callipygian (adj) ka-lə-ˈpi-j(ē-)ən
Having shapely buttocks.

#16 posted by reverendjeffy , January 19, 2008 12:45 PM

I hate to be a spoilsport, but some of this terminology is wrong. "Paraphilia," for example, is usually used to describe any type of abnormal sexual behavior or fetish. Describing it as a preoccupation with unudual or abnormal sexual practices is a bit misleading.

And, by the way, my favorite is oculolinctus, which is the act of licking your partner's eyeball. Ewww!

#17 posted by Anonymous , January 19, 2008 5:41 PM

I submitted: callipygian

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/callipygian

adj: Having beautifully proportioned buttocks.

Used by Yahtzee in this review
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation