Unusual list of sex-related terms

Here's a list of words that (mostly) describe sexual behavior.

Faunoiphilia (FAW-nay-FIL-ee-uh) - An abnormal desire to watch animals copulate.

Brassirothesauriast (bruh-zeer-oh-thuh-SAW-ree-ast) - A person who collects brassieres or pictures of women wearing them.

Eunoterpsia (YOO-noh-TURP-see-uh) - The doctrine that pursuing sexual pleasure is the goal of life.

Typhlobasia (TIF-luh-BAY-zee-uh) - Kissing with the eyes closed.

Amychesis (AM-i-KEE-sis) - The involuntary act of scratching or clawing your partner in the heat of passion.

Mammaquatia (MAM-uh-KWAY-shee-uh) - The bobbing or jiggling of a woman's breasts when she walks, dances, or exercises.

Ozoamblyrosis (OH-zoh-AM-bli-ROH-sis) - Loss of sexual apetite because your partner has wicked B.O.

Amomaxia (AM-uh-MAX-see-uh) - Love-making in a parked car.

Colpocoquette (KAHL-puh-koh-KET) - A woman who knows she has an attractive bosom, and who makes good use of its allure.

Melolagnia (MEL-uh-LAG-nee-uh) - Amorous feelings inspired by music.

Link (Via sexoteric NSFW)

[#1 posted by simplehuman , January 18, 2008 1:30 PM]

I credit Warren Ellis with giving me this one...

Heptomacrophilia: People who want to fuck Godzilla.

[#2 posted by Earth Man , January 18, 2008 2:12 PM]

Copulistiphilia: Deriving sexual pleasure from the perusal of... lists of... sexual... [HHHHNNGG!!!]

[#3 posted by Dizbuster , January 18, 2008 3:07 PM]

Eunoterpsia - the doctrine endorsed by all hip-hop & R&B radio stations.

[#4 posted by SpigotHead , January 18, 2008 3:16 PM]

Is it just me, or is Mammaquatia a word just begging to be picked up by some sitcom hack? I can't help but imagine it oozing off the tongue of some stereotypical sexist as a full-figured woman strolls by...

[#5 posted by techbuzz , January 18, 2008 3:38 PM]

I am now the proud owner of Eunoterpsia.com. Time to start evangelizing. Prophet positions available. Accepting applications soon!

Not really sure what I'll do with it, we'll see...

[#6 posted by eastaltus , January 18, 2008 3:43 PM]

Scrabble arsenal upgrade.

[#7 posted by angusm , January 18, 2008 4:27 PM]

"Faunoiphilia ... An abnormal desire to watch animals copulate."

This definition raises the worrying possibility that there might be a _normal_ desire to watch animals copulate. I don't want to think about that too much.

[#8 posted by hoffmanbike , January 18, 2008 4:36 PM]

Brassirothesauriast - finally a word that describes me, i can't beleive it - i'm so happy

[#9 posted by Gabriel , January 18, 2008 4:40 PM]

I wonder if the guy still updates it. I just sent him cryptozoophilia, even though it has probably been made up indepently many times before.

[#10 posted by aislefive , January 18, 2008 4:53 PM]

A technical term adaptable to snogging:

inosculate: to join together at the openings.

[#11 posted by Stefan Jones , January 18, 2008 4:54 PM]

#8: Some Islamic nations require nanny goats to wear underwear, to cover up their naughty bits.

Makes you wonder if this is a) just some clerical authority taking things to a silly extreme, or b) a reaction on an actual problem.

[#12 posted by somnoliento , January 18, 2008 7:06 PM]

Great, someone just registered eunoterpsia.com.

[#13 posted by Tits McGee , January 18, 2008 7:53 PM]

Mammaquatia is the best word ever in the history of everything.

[#14 posted by Sam , January 18, 2008 8:11 PM]

Faunoiphilia (FAW-nay-FIL-ee-uh) - An abnormal desire to watch animals copulate.

Quick, someone tell me the word for the normal desire to watch animals copulate.

[#15 posted by Anonymous , January 19, 2008 8:34 AM]

Submitted for your approval:
Callipygian (adj) ka-lə-ˈpi-j(ē-)ən
Having shapely buttocks.

[#16 posted by reverendjeffy , January 19, 2008 12:45 PM]

I hate to be a spoilsport, but some of this terminology is wrong. "Paraphilia," for example, is usually used to describe any type of abnormal sexual behavior or fetish. Describing it as a preoccupation with unudual or abnormal sexual practices is a bit misleading.

And, by the way, my favorite is oculolinctus, which is the act of licking your partner's eyeball. Ewww!

[#17 posted by Anonymous , January 19, 2008 5:41 PM]

I submitted: callipygian

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/callipygian

adj: Having beautifully proportioned buttocks.

Used by Yahtzee in this review
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation

[#18 posted by Juepete Juepete , February 11, 2009 3:27 PM]

Here's this one: sacofricosis. The practice of surreptitiously or absentmindedly fiddling with your genitalia through your pants pockets.
I love it! (the word, that is)

[#19 posted by Xopher , February 11, 2009 3:38 PM]

Anonymous 15, 17, I may have invented the word callipygy, which is the state or degree to which one is callipygian. I have also declared that henceforth the international unit of masculine callipygy is the browder, with hardly any men having more than about 800 millibrowders.

Anyone who has watched FarScape and has any appreciation at all for masculine buttocks knows precisely where I'm coming from.

[#20 posted by Xopher , February 11, 2009 3:39 PM]

Oh, gods. I just commented on year-old comments.

*hides head in shame*

[#21 posted by Takuan , February 11, 2009 3:57 PM]

is that a significant period? I can never tell with you ephemerals.