Pill to "improve first-person shooter performance"

By at 11:35 am Thursday, Jan 17

Quack science has hit a new high in FPSBrain, a German caffeine-laced vitamin beverage pill intended to improve your performance at playing first-person shooter games:
1 FpsBrain is the only effective product with a 110% money-back guarantee. Clinical research and expert knowledge made it possible to develop an effective neural accelerator.

2 FpsBrain is active within the first 60 minutes after use and releases its active ingredients constantly for 6 hours maximum into the body.

3 Fps has been tested by experience computer players and results in a remarkable increase in perception and reaction capacities.

4 FpsBrain contains only ingredients that have been tested and are approved in Germany.

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