Bang bang, you're egg!
Over at Laughing Squid, Scott Beale has a neat post up about these fried-egg molds from Urban Trend that allow you to cook your sunny side ups in the shape of a gun. There's a lethal cholesterol joke in here somewhere, but my arteries are too clogged to think it up. Link.
Update: BB reader Jere7my came up with the best description for fried eggs prepared this way: "over-Uzi." And if you like guns with your eggs, you may also like grenades with your waffles.
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Needs bacon bullets...
'I'll have the Walther PPK eggs; scrabbled, not whisked.'
Actually eggs don't clog arteries, carbs do. (Just read Gary Taubes.)
It would be funny up to the point you discover you've ruined your nonstick pan with these metal molds....
You know, can we have a moratorium on that whole "there's a joke in here somewhere, but I'm too lazy to think of one" thing?
Either actually make the joke, or leave it out.
@#5:
No.
When breakfast is outlawed only outlaws will have breakfast.
Green eggs and BLAM!
I do not like them in my face
I do not like them any place
Yeah, guns are sooo funny.
I'm just waiting to hear the story about the kid who got suspended for attending school because he had an egg-gun for lunch.
Shitting on humor is so in, isn't it?
"Do you like your eggs runny?"
"No, I like them Uzi."
Urban Trend are pirates, blatantly ripping off products from other companies and making them their own. I doubt this was their original idea. I hope you don't give them any undeserved publicity.
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Can one make pancakes with these, too? That would be cool.
Really, you should prepare a non-stick pan with some Smith & Wesson oil....
@Sorcerer Mickey: Painful!
(Fantastic!)
a pun is not a pun unless it kills it's hapless audience.
Mickey: Or, perhaps, over-Uzi?
I know what you're thinking. Did he order six sides of bacon or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum egg and cheese omelet, the most cholesterol ridden breakfast in the world, and would clog your arteries irreversibly, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel that hungry? Well, do ya punk?
Just a guess, but you fill the nonstick with water then pam the mold.
This is kindof uncomfortable, what is it? Oh, that old grenade. I gotta remember to throw it out as soon as I'm done with breakfast here.
It is a widespread misunderstanding that food with high cholesterol content is unhealthy. People with high cholesterol levels in the blood should cut down on fat, not eggs.
Wouldn't a cookie cutter work just as well?
In Detroit we like our eggs runnin whiles we be a gunnin. You better be cunnin, not just funnin, if you gunna live in our town.
Bad taste, but I bet they taste good.
See, look there. Sorcerer Mickey thought of a joke, which was funny, and said it.
I have no problem with actual humor.