Unicorn Chaser


UK unicorn club girl by photographer Alistair Allan, via fashionista.com (thanks Susannah Breslin).


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Hh. Y knw, 'm knd f dsppntd tht th clbs rnd whr lv *nvr* hv tht knd f scn. Sdly, 'm nt sr f cld pll ff qt th sm ffct.

Stll, gt m bzd p ngh bfr gng t nd mght gv t sht...

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How is that staying on her forehead?

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If I had to hazard a guess on how it's sticking, I'd say spirit gum.

And this marks the first time I need a unicorn chaser for the unicorn chaser.

Even the My Pretty Pony stick on tattoo doesn't make this cute.

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What makes it stick? Magic, of course! And Lectroid, come on, she's cute (at least she's trying).

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You could poke an eye out with that thing!

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Why do I have this sudden craving for ice cream?

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Say, she is cute. And any further comment I might be inclined to make would likely brand me an enormous perv, so I'll just leave it at that.

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If you put the images from dirtydirtydancing.com next to each other, you get a beautiful 3D Stereogram: http://www.schleimsee.de/zeugs/unicorn3d.jpg

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This unicorn has the magical power to make men Horny.

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That unicorn can chase me any day!

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#11 posted by OM Author Profile Page, January 12, 2008 12:34 PM

...Horny li'l gal, ain't she? :p

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The horn looks like its made from dried bird plop.

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I dunno, iguanoid, looks like a pastry cone to me.

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do i make you HORNY baby?!

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Sadly, I requested the unicorn chaser for the waterboarding website. I guess Xeni didn't read my other posts before making a gender selection.

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I want that protuberance to be real. Damned reality. She needs fangs, like sharp blood-sucking teeth. Then we could wed.

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and reproduce

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The horn is too phallic for my tastes....

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