Woman gropes mall Santa

Sandrama Lamy, 33, of Danbury, Connecticut, was charged with fourth-degree sexual assault on Santa Claus. Apparently, she allegedly groped Santa while seated on his lap at the Danbury Fair Mall. As BB pal Vann Hall said, at least he knows who's been naughty. From the News Times:

"I don't know what the deal was. It was just bizarre," the mall Santa told a reporter, referring all other questions about the incident to Cherry Hill Photo, the company that runs the Danbury Fair mall Santa photo setup…

Earlier this month in Missoula, Mont., a mall Santa was assaulted with a pumpkin pie.

Meanwhile, a department store Santa in Australia claims he lost his job earlier this month because he said "Ho, ho, ho."

His bosses had asked him to say "Hi, hi, hi."

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