Gary says: "A man has been arrested in Japan for carrying out 5 drive-by coffee spitting attacks on schoolgirl pedestrians. In all of the attacks, he spit coffee out his car window and into the faces of the girls before quickly driving away."
The spitter, who was nicknamed “Coffee Bukake Man” [コーヒーぶっかけ男] by locals, had carried out 5 attacks since the end of October. All of his victims were junior high school or high school girls wearing their uniforms, and all of the attacks involved spitting coffee onto their faces from his car window. His final attack took place on December 7th, when a 16-year-old schoolgirl he spit on was able to come to her senses quickly enough to spot his license plate number and memorize it. This led to the arrest of 26 year-old Yoshiro Sumiyama, who admitted attacking the girls. Sumiyama told police that he was irritated after having been dumped by a woman and carried out the spitting attacks to relieve some stress.
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the phrase "coffee bukkake man" very nearly created a soup bukakke instance that would have been very bad for my keyboard.
“Coffee Bukake Man”
Rule 34 is maintained.
Geez... aside from the hilarity of "coffe bukkake man" I'm glad that's all he did - wouldn't have such an innocuous ending if it had been here in the states sad to say.
What a waste of coffee.
If this happened in the US, we'd have a big debate over whether or not he did this due to his exposure to coffee-spitting fetish DVDs and whether or not coffee-spitting fetish DVDs should be more heavily regulated to prevent this from happening again.
That is, of course, if we had coffee-spitting fetish DVDs in the US.
@Rainlion I'm not quite sure what you're implying about the US. Are you saying that we're somehow more inherently violent than other cultures? That he would have turned into a serial killer here in the States? Why exactly would that be?
"That is, of course, if we had coffee-spitting fetish DVDs in the US."
I know it has already been stated but I think Rule 34 needs to be reiterated. I am entirely sure it's out there if you look.... not that i have...
Maurice Reeves, thats a dizzying leap of logic there. I think he was implying that there have been cases where americans blame behavior of many types on exposure to media.
@CPT. Tim I don't know what he was implying by saying it wouldn't have had such an innocuous ending if this had happened in the States. Which is why I'm asking. I do agree with you and #5 that a lot would have been made about the media, etc, and if that's all that RainLion meant, cool. But the sense I got from his comment was not a discussion on the media but something else.
Coffee and Drive by Bukake. Don't let the Irvine police (mildly NSFW news account) find out about this, the combination of their two favorite things would prove irresistible.
Look for Too Much Coffee Bukkake Man, the latest by Shannon Wheeler, at your local comic book shoppe Winter 2008!
Shall we open a book on how long it takes the JAV industry to come out with a Coffee Bukkake DVD?
New character on Family Guy in 5...4...3...2...
"Sumiyama told police that he was irritated after having been dumped by a woman and carried out the spitting attacks to relieve some stress."
Something tells me we're not gonna see this example in any stress management class curriculum.
by far, my favorite thing about that story is the ANN graphic.
For some reason I can't shake the image of this artist watching porno on VHS in the '80s with Gallagher in the picture-in-picture.
And, of course I posted that in the wrong story....
I wanna see "Coffee Bukkake Man vs Machine Girl.
Yakuza, Ninjas, Tempura, Starbucks!
No, no, it works, IVAN256. That's what I'm imagining about the artist who created the cartoon above.
Meanwhile, I'm pondering the difference in connotation between "schoolgirl pedestrians" and "pedestrian schoolgirls."
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Meanwhile, I'm pondering the difference in connotation between "schoolgirl pedestrians" and "pedestrian schoolgirls."
Well, obviously, pedestrian schoolgirls are less exciting than their perambulatory sisters.
Something tells me that being arrested is making this particular pass time a stress causer, instead of a stress reliever.