Teen gets strippergram at school
A woman in Nottingham, England ordered a "gorillagram" sent to her 16-year-old son at school for his birthday and even enlisted the teacher to film the surprise. But apparently, the company screwed up and sent a strippergram instead. The school is now investigating the matter. From Sky News:
After walking the boy round the classroom and spanking him with a whip - the action turned even more blue.Link (Thanks, Lindsay Tiemeyer and Carlo Longino!)
"She took off some clothes until she was down to her bra and pants, pulled out some cream, put it on her buttocks and told him to rub it in," the source said.
It was at that point the shocked teacher - who had not been told what the surprise was - called an end to the show.
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It took the teacher *how long* to realize that this was inappropriate and call an end to the show?
It took the stripper *how long* to realize maybe her employer had made a mistake?
MICHAEL:
Good point! But I don't suppose strippers are hired for their smarts, like teachers are.
Makes you wonder what the "Gorillagram" would've entailed...
... ky included?
Michael: I'd imagine the stripper gets odder requests than that routinely. Half her jobs are probably customers playing similar in-bad-taste pranks on their victims, and she's not getting paid to *not* deliver what the customer ordered. She probably just shrugged and thought "I only get paid for trying, if they've got a problem they can take it up with whoever ordered this.".
I lived in Cambridge, England when I was 16/17 (in the late '80s). For my friend's birthday, some schoolmates hired a stripper to come into our school sixth form common room. She did a little stripper dance, stripping down to her bra and knickers. Nobody--students, teachers, administrators--seemed to have a problem with this. Maybe cream on the buttocks is where they draw the line in UK schools.
But what KIND of cream was it?? Eye cream? Reddi-whip? Clotted cream? Heavy whipping cream?
Reddi-Whip would of held up the best.
Ha.
All I ever got was some socks and a sweater...
Can a I 'lolz'? A mistake to last a lifetime?
Remember that one t'ime, when y'or mum ired that tart for y'or birtday in at rubbish Gorrila 'uit and spanked y'or bum? The teacher had a right fright she 'id.
Unusual suspect @4: you are wrong, all strippers are actually graduate students in either comparative literature or religious studies.
LibraryGoblin @7: dude, I was a sixth former in Cambridge in the late eighties, and I never heard about this... you weren't at Netherhall. I'm guessing Long Road or Hills Rd. You lot had all the fun. (Mind you, I got totally trashed and verbally abused Jeffrey Archer at the opening of our sixth form center, so it all evens out)
Can you imagine what would happen in America if a similar thing had happened? The playful stripper would be charged with some horrendous felony count of child abuse, the mom would suffer a similar state and might realistically look forward to a prison or jail sentence. The kid would be sent to a foster home. The principal of the school would be fired along with the teacher for negligence.
For anyone overseas who thinks this is an exaggeration, it is not. People have no idea what it's like over here.
"Unusual suspect @4: you are wrong, all strippers are actually graduate students in either comparative literature or religious studies."
I guess you're right. Even they would eventually have to find some kind of work.
"Remember that one t'ime, when y'or mum ired that tart for y'or birtday in at rubbish Gorrila 'uit and spanked y'or bum? The teacher had a right fright she 'id."
I recommend that you never try to do a British accent out loud.
Ian Holmes @12: It WAS Netherhall (good ol' Nevrall) where I went to school. I was an American in the lower Sixth Form, 1986-87.
Truthfully, I've met two exotic dancers. One was an accomplished novelist, and the other was attending an Ivy League university.
"I recommend that you never try to do a British accent out loud."
Your right, it wouldn't do justice.