Pregnancy products with funny names

Least Likely to Breed carries a range of delightfully named pregnancy products, from "Tough Titties Nipple Rub" to "Roid Rage Hemorrhoid Remedy" -- as well as a diaper salve called "Bad Ass Booty Balm." I have no idea if the stuff is any good, but the product names are great. Link (Thanks, Leigh!)

[#1 posted by RyanH , October 31, 2007 11:00 PM]

I am loving the idea of a maternity company called "Least Likely to Breed"

[#2 posted by thordivel , November 1, 2007 4:37 AM]

LOL - This reminds me of the South Park episode where Cartman finds his moms tampons. Branded "Beaver Dam"

[#3 posted by javajeb , November 1, 2007 5:48 AM]

Reminds me of the Cajun Boudreaux's Butt Paste for diaper rash. Works well too.

[#4 posted by BaS , November 1, 2007 6:47 AM]

Not pregnancy related but young child related is a no rinse cleanser called "Mom Spit," I saw info about it a couple months ago on a different blog.

[#5 posted by Ivan , November 1, 2007 7:05 AM]

I received a gift at a baby shower: "butt paste".

[#6 posted by mbimotmog , November 1, 2007 7:25 AM]

Somewhat related, whenever I see an ad for that razor bump treatment cream "Bump Stopper" I immediately think that would be a great name for emergency contraception.

[#7 posted by Ian70 , November 1, 2007 8:18 AM]

We've come a long way from Bag Balm, baby.

[#8 posted by JM , November 1, 2007 10:01 AM]

Makes me think of the Simpsons when Marge is finding out whether she's pregnant using "Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test."

[#9 posted by Paul Charteris , November 1, 2007 12:07 PM]

Once ultrarunners find out about this stuff it will sell like hotcakes.

[#10 posted by msjen , November 1, 2007 6:09 PM]

Very funny copy writing on the site. I love the factoid about Elizabethian babies being changed once every few days (ewwww).