One laptop per prostate massage

This is the weirdest CL barter ad I've seen all week.

Well my Dell is on it's last legs. (…) For my needs I am looking for a laptop that is at least 1.5 ghz minimum. Built in wireles, pentium 3 minimum, in good condition. Basically, not a beater laptop but a well maintained machine. (…) Now offering prostate massage.

Link (thanks, Pesco!)