This is the weirdest CL barter ad I've seen all week.
Well my Dell is on it's last legs. (...) For my needs I am looking for a laptop that is at least 1.5 ghz minimum. Built in wireles, pentium 3 minimum, in good condition. Basically, not a beater laptop but a well maintained machine. (...) Now offering prostate massage.
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Wow. If only I had a laptop. Or a desire to get my prostate massaged.
I don't think a prostate massage is really worth $500+ though, to be honest. That's a little steep, even for CL.
It's a services barter. She does other things... she says she's "very oral." $500+ is steep for one encounter, but I'm sure she's open to more than one session.
Watch out for the angle shot...
Reminds me of this.
Reminds me of this.
...You know, I've actually got an old Dell C-series that I'd trade for this. It's only got a 1.2G PIII, but it *does* have a higher-end GeForce 2 Go. However, due to last month's surgery to remove a cyst that went into infection overdrive from my big fat butt, I can't have *any* fun along those lines for at least another six weeks.
Too bad, because she actually looks pretty cute. No Xeni, but still shaggable...
I bet its a 419 scam.
Some Nigerian dude will massage your prostate.
damn, they took down the listing.
Oh, goodness. You lot have been living under a stone. I'm an erotic masseuse (although I don't offer prostate massages or barter) and, uh, "happy endings" are a new form of currency for me. Whenever I need to buy something, I wonder "How many 'happy endings' will I need to provide to be able to afford that?".
I actually wrote about this very subject in a blog post ages ago.
You know after a good workout it...oh, PROSTATE.
Never mind.
Joke's on her, there's no such things as a 1.5 Ghz P3!
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Fret not, the ad is reposted:
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/ers/443111046.html
...Actually, some of the PIII's that were last shipped before production stopped were OC'd to 1.5GHz, so there *were* 1.5's out there. 1.4 was the max official speed listed on the Tualatins, and even then that was only on the PIII-S.
Still, whoever winds up in this exchange needs to give an exclusive to BB so that we can find out whether her end of the bargain was kept :) :)
...On a side note, there's another post she's made to a forum called "redbook":
http://www.mypinkbook.com/dcforum2/gtalk80/74.html
...The title of this is oddly ironic, considering the barter she's offering:
"I can't get my post to go up".
Needless to say, after reading that, I now find myself owing myself a keyboard...:p
No need to trade your laptop to a pro to enjoy this healthy activity- you and your partner can learn prostate massage in the privacy of your own home with online video. Enjoy!
Do you realy know how to do it well? :) See this prostate massage video.