Zit-zapping MP3 player you rub on your face

Posted by Cory Doctorow, September 27, 2007 10:51 AM | permalink

These Mpion MP3 players include ion-emitting acne-zappers, so you can get rid of your zits by rubbing your walkman all over your face. Alas, it's only 128MB. Japanese Link Google Translate Link (via Geekologie)

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#1 posted by phasor3000 , September 27, 2007 10:58 AM

So have the Japanese come up with a combination mp3 player and sex toy yet? Maybe a next-gen version of the Hello Kitty vibrator?

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#2 posted by JackCastile , September 27, 2007 12:34 PM

Sounds to me like "mpion" would be a better name for a combination MP3 player\pregnancy test.

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#3 posted by bluepez , September 27, 2007 8:46 PM

You don't need to wait for the Japanese, Phasor, there are already quite a few of those on the market.

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#4 posted by Deus Ex Machinima , September 27, 2007 9:04 PM

Next up: Mp3 player / portable toilet.

iPoop?

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#5 posted by dixy , September 29, 2007 10:15 AM

hey, if it was atleast a 4 GB i'd buy it. :)