SubGenius condoms

Picture 5-34Condomania is selling condoms featuring art by Peter Bagge, Coop, Ron English, Johnny Ryan, Peter Kuper, Trevor Brown, Robert Williams, and Winston Smith. I like the SubGenius condom, shown here. Ideal for consummating a ShorDurMar with an amorous yetisyn! Link

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Looks like it needs a little more slack at the tip...

We all thought ShorDurMars were a joke, but they really have them in Muslim countries. Seriously! Prostitutes marry to their tricks just for the ... duration... and then get divorced, marry some other bloke, and divorce him. It sounds exhausting, but that's prostitution for you.

What's the chance this will ever be used before its expiration date?

That's "yetinsyn," as in We who are Yet In Sin.

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Now I finally realise what I've been doing wrong as an indie writer! I should have been publishing MORTAL GHOST on condoms, not a blog.

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