Flowchart: The Science of Gangsta Rap

This excellent entry on Chris' Invincible Super Blog also includes a Wu Tang infographic on what to do "When Dealing With a Killa Be Swarm In The Land of Shaolin," and the Unified Dre-Dogg theory: a Bitch/Ho/Trick/Shit venn diagram.

What makes these most LOLworthy, however, are some of the comments:

I notice a critical flaw in Figure 4-A. The figure contradicts Dr. Dre’s (PhD) treatise entitled ‘Bitches ain’t shit’, in it is stated that “Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks”. While you have correctly shown that ‘Bitches’ and ‘Shit’ are two discrete groups (i.e. that “Bitches ain’t shit”), you have incorrectly shown the class of “bitches” as existing partially outside of the groups “tricks” and “hoes”. The correct formulation of the theory would have “bitches” as the intersection of the two classes, with no section outlying. Keep in mind, bitches ain’t shit but hoes AND (not and/or) tricks.

Link (thanks, Coop!)

Previously on Boing Boing:

Unicorn threat level rainbow flowchart chaser

More flowcharts than you can shake a laser pointer at

Panflute Flowchart

Flowchart: Is it f*cked up? What to do, if so

Flowchart skull

Flowchart: RIAA Lawsuit Decision Matrix

Infographic: Criteria for proper tactical usage of phrase "Oh, Snap!"

Flowchart: Medieval sexual decisionmaking for penitentials

[#1 posted by jay smooth , September 9, 2007 2:53 AM]

Nice one! Reminds me of this classic from ohword.com: http://urltea.com/1ftb

[#2 posted by craggadee , September 9, 2007 3:09 AM]

Amusing song/fuckup related charts have been flying all over the internets lately!

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2613628

this thread on SA goes right up shit creek by page 8 (this is not unusual) but until then it's full of hilarious flowcharts and graphs. ^_^

[#3 posted by Alan Yeung , September 9, 2007 5:58 AM]

Could have been done better. For instance, the lyric is "bitches ain't nothing but hoes and tricks"... why then does the Venn diagram for bitches contain a large area (the majority, in fact) which is neither hoes or tricks?

[#4 posted by Anonymous , September 9, 2007 8:15 AM]

its "Killa Bee"

[#5 posted by SupraX , September 9, 2007 10:26 AM]

Nice posts! thumbup

[#6 posted by Anonymous , September 9, 2007 5:32 PM]

Killer BEE Swarm.

[#7 posted by Anonymous , September 10, 2007 11:38 AM]

Shouldn't that be "Joc"?

[#8 posted by deusdiabolus , September 11, 2007 11:08 PM]

...and no one has accounted for the inevitable homies and possible bustas.