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Flowchart: Is it f*cked up? What to do, if so.


BoingBoing readder Cristóbal Palmer responds to a recent BB post about Tactical Usage of the phrase "Oh Snap!", and says:

My own flowchart. Starts with the question, "Is it fucked up?" and goes from there. Did this a long time ago. Original version I did here, blog post I just posted with more legible, updated version here.

Reader comment: Michael says,

I saw a variation of this diagram on the door of the men's room in the Texas Chili Parlor in Austin a few years back.
Nick Hatch says,
That flowchart you posted seems to be heavily inspired by this one from the book Antarctica by Kim Stanley Robinson, published in 1997.

I couldn't find a copy online, but I have a scan of it that I attached.


Mark says,

There was a copy of that flowchart (minus the miracle/prayer bit, that's new) on one of the lockers of the technical theater majors in the dank corridors underneath the University of North Carolina at Greensboro's Aycock Auditorium. That was when I was still a technical theater major, many many moons ago, so it would be either Fall 1991 or Spring 1992. I recall it looking like a xerox of a mimeograph, so it's probably even quite a bit older than that. It's a long toothed joke in technical jobs, and I now pass it on, sometimes giving it to my service desk students in a occasional moment of levity.
Vann Hall says,
I remember the "Did You Fuck With It?" flowchart from my days at Telenet, back in the dark ages of telecommunications; by 1986 it was a already a standard item in the quiver of geek cubicle humor....
 

Mexican lazer gun gangsters do battle with furries: video

Here's a short video for the popular duranguense band Alacranes Musical, in which musicians wield space-laser guns against los furries de Mazatlan:

Video Link.

What is it with furries, seriously? They're kind of creepy, and yet, they go great with just about everything on the internet. Even pretend narco gangster violencia.

As an aside, the video is hosted on (and was created by, I think?) holamun2, which is part of the Telemundo cable network. They're doing some really hip, forward-thinking stuff online with this site.

(Thanks, Jose Marquez!)

 

Mark's true carny story -- Mr. Blockhead

For a couple of summers in the late 1970's I worked on a traveling carnival. Here's a story about a person I worked with on the carnival for a short time. His name was Mr. Blockhead.
 

Burning Man 2007: GPS data files, maps, and "Xeni Cup."


Wayne Correia tells all BoingBoing readers headed out to the playa, "Here are the GPS maps for Burning Man 2007. Navigate well, dusty friends!"

Link to roads250.gpx, and Link to fence.gpx.

Here's the map you'll need: Link.

I won't be headed out there myself, but do stop by Camp Kanuckistan, and check out the, um, Xeni Cup hockey tournament (!), run by some friendly Kanucks who've dubbed me their governess in exile. Here's a snapshot from last year's festivities. There I am, folks, face down in the dirt between glowsticks and a bottle of whiskey, where I belong. Link to more pix from previous Xeni Cup editions at Burning Man.


Reader comment: Dillo says,

Speaking of all things Burning Man, I have to plug the project I've been contributing to for the past few months:OrbSWARM! A group of 6 semi-autonomous 3-foot round aluminum orbs that flock, sing, light up and dance in their own rolley way :) This link is a video from KGO-7 TV that visited the BoxShop recently where the Orbs are being assembled.
 

Stone age chewing gum

Las month, student Sarah Pickin found a piece of "Neolithic chewing gum" on an archaeological dig in Oulu, Finland. The gum, a hunk of birch bark, was likely chewed 5,000 or 6,000 years ago. From the Associated Press:
 Kuvat Purupihka "Most likely the lump was used as an antique kind of chewing gum," said Sami Viljamaa, an archaeologist who led the dig near Oulu, some 380 miles north of the capital, Helsinki. "But its main purpose was to fix things..."

The ancient Finnish habit of chewing gum surged in the 1980s when Finnish scientists discovered that gum containing xylitol, a natural sweetener found in plant tissue including birch trees, prevents tooth decay.
Link to Washington Post, Link to Kierikki Excavation press release
 

New fears over satellite images for domestic surveillance

A new proposal for granting emergency responder agencies, border control, and law enforcement increased access to satellites and sensors monitoring the US has civil liberties advocates newly worried. For years, some civilian agencies have had access to a limited array of images from US spy satellites to "track hurricane damage, monitor climate change and create topographical maps," according to this NYT story by Eric Schmitt, but this new plan expands that access in ways some fear amount to a new form of domestic surveillance:
“It potentially marks a transformation of American political culture toward a surveillance state in which the entire public domain is subject to official monitoring,” said Steven Aftergood, director of the Project on Government Secrecy for the Federation of American Scientists.

At issue is a newly disclosed plan that Mike McConnell, director of national intelligence, approved in May in a memorandum to Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff, which puts some of the nation’s most powerful intelligence-gathering tools at the disposal of domestic security officials as early as this fall.

The uses include enhancing seaport and land-border security, improving planning to mitigate natural disasters, and determining how best to secure major events, like the Super Bowl or national political conventions. Eventually, state and local law enforcement officials could be allowed to tap into the technology on a case-by-case basis, once legal guidelines are worked out, administration officials said.

Link.
 

Giant Sof'Boy figurine by Presspop

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Sof' Boy is a wonderful but extremely infrequently-published comic book by musician and artist Archer Prewitt. I love this comic about a homeless, naive dough boy who happily lives in a crime- and filth-ridden urban neighborhood, surviving attacks by man and beast because he is made out of some kind of indestructible, infinitely elastic rubber.

Giant Robot sells Sof' Boy comics: Combo Reprint (Issue #01 & Issue #02), Issue #03

Presspop in Japan has just announced the release of a 24" tall (life size?) Sof' Boy figurine.

HEE HAW YIP YIP! After 2 years of designing, and re-designing, and testing, and re-designing, and with Archer finishing the Sea and Cake tour (more time to design), Sof'Boy has finally come to life! Because we can not predict for how many figures, the mold will be able to hold (in the case of Giant Pupshaw, it was for only around 100 pieces), we will divide the release into several parts. The first release is for 70 figures only. We think at most, we will be able to produce around 200 pieces but this is all up to the mold! So in order not to cause trouble to our customers, we will release the dolls as they are produced. As soon as the mold is broken, the production is finished. So if you wish to have Sof'Boy at your home, we suggest you place an order early. We will take orders on a first come first serve basis.
Link
 

Datsun ad starring The Woz

Wozdatsun Here's Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak in an early 1980s TV commercial for the Datsun 280-ZX.
Link (via Wired Epicenter)
 

Sixties music videos

YouTube videos of 60s music I enjoy:

Picture 15-3The Mamas and the Papas - Creeque Alley

Picture 16-2 The Mamas and the Papas - I Saw Her Again (1966)

Picture 17-3 13th Floor Elevators - You're Gonna Miss Me

Picture 19-1 The Atlantics - Come On (1967)

Picture 20-2 The Crazy Rockers - The Carioca (1963)

Picture 21 The Yardbirds - For Your Love

Picture 22 Zombies - She's Not There

Picture 12-5 The Hollies - Carrie Anne (1967)

Picture 13-3 The Hollies - On a Carousel (1968)

More Hollies videos at Bedazzled.

Picture 14-3 Spanky and Our Gang - Sunday Will Never Be the Same

Previously on Boing Boing:
9 great old punk videos
7 punk and post-punk female singer videos

 

Video: The Association performs "Windy"

Picture 11-6Bedazzled unearthed this video of The Association performing "Windy." Complete with far-out recorder solo! Link
 

Unusual Soviet Army stamp and plaque

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English Russia presents two unusual Soviet Army collectibles.

We’ve already told about the strange Soviet stamp issued for the 50th anniversary of the Soviet Army at 1968. And this is the stamping of approximately the the Civil War time. Looking on it, it is also hard to say, what the authors tried to tell common people about the Soviet army and the Revolution.
Link
 

1972 video of Karl Rove working for Nixon campaign

Picture 5-32 1972 CBS news report about Nixon campaign has an appearance by youthful Karl Rove, the GOP college director at the time. Link (Thanks, Roberto)
 

Warner Bros. videos audience to catch audience videoing movies

The Consumerist ran a letter from a guy in Washington DC who said a man was videoing the audience at a screening of The Invasion.
200708201033 The movie started on time with a moderately full theater and immediately I notice an older gentleman who looked to be about 60 standing in the corner of the theater. Sporting a black suit and a black briefcase, he began to film the audience during the movie. Every 5-10 minutes he would sweep the audience with his video camera, then turn it off and just watch us, then turn the camera back on and sweep again.

...

The manager behind the desk informed me that Time Warner/Warner Bros had contracted a security company to film movie theater audiences around the country during the opening weekend of its movies in an effort to prevent piracy.

I guess the older gentleman didn't do a very good job, because a search for "The Invasion" at The Pirate Bay turns up at least three camcorder versions of the movie.

Link (Thanks, Roberto)

Reader comment:

Brent says:

I thought I might let you know about a similar experience I had while watching a screening of Hot Rod on the University of Toronto campus. There was a security guard who would periodically walk down the side of the seating rows to the front and scan the audience with what looked like a night vision scope. The paranoia of these billion dollar distributors seems to be growing. They need to realize that the kind of people who are willing to watch a poor quality telesync of their film would have never paid to see it in the first place. Their focus really needs to change to catching leaked DVD screeners and silvers, as that's where profits end up being turned by the bootleggers.
Eric says:
I wonder if it becomes legal to videotape the studio videographers (as well as what appears on the screen behind them ;) on some type of press coverage / news event type of grounds? Unlikely, I know, but it would be immensely satisfying if the film's copyright protection was invalidated in some kind of bass-ackwards way like this!
Wil says: Just posted this to my blog, based on Mark's post at BB.

This makes me angry with rage, and I wrote: All furious indignation aside, can the theaters get away with this? I've never seen a notice that by entering a theater I'm giving my consent to be filmed (other than at special screenings, and certainly never at a regularly-scheduled screening.)

If theaters are going to be complicit in this sort of thing, they should:

* be forced to disclose to their customers that they will be filmed in the theater,
* post a privacy policy so audience members know what will happen with the video tapes,
* offer refunds to customers who don't wish to be filmed, or
* give audiences a choice of sitting in a surveillance theater or a non-surveillance theater.

It's annoying enough already to go out to the movies these days, and I while I understand why a studio would want to use this sort of intimidation tactic to stop people from making shitty camcorder videos of movies, I also understand why some potential customers would choose a shitty camcorder version of a film over sitting in a theater to watch it.

 

Packard Jennings' "Business Reply Pamphlet"

Hudson says:
200708201018 Awesome works by Packard Jennings. The one that cracks me up the most is described as following on his site:

"This small, sixteen-page pamphlet is produced to put inside the postage-paid, business-reply envelopes that come with junk mail offers. Every envelope collected is stuffed with the pamphlet and mailed back to its original company."

More work can be found on his site, including a series of proposed "fallen Rapper" PEZ dispensers and plenty of DIY downloadable fun at.

(NSFW if your co-workers don’t like "airplane safety instruction card cartoon" nudity) Link | Link to all of the "Buisness Reply Pamphlet" images tiled on one page.

Previously on Boing Boing:
Tis the season to STICK IT TO THE MAN

 

Digital community journalism contest

Marc Fest of the John S. and James L. Knight Foundation writes:
It's time to enter this year's Knight News Challenge, which awards big money for innovative ideas using digital experiments to transform community news.

The contest is run by the John S. and James L. Knight Foundation. Last year's winners won awards ranging from $15K to $5 million.

Winning projects included:

* Open-source software that will let citizens find public information about their neighborhoods.

* Young journalists covering the 2008 presidential election on cell phones, for cell phones.

* Online games to inform and engage players about key issues confronting New York City.

* Digital newscasts for Philadelphia's immigrant community distributed through a new citywide wireless platform.

Anyone worldwide can apply at www.newschallenge.org. Link
 

Writer sued for a negative review in a blog post

PZ Myers, Ph.D., Division of Science & Math, University of Minnesota, Morris, says: I'm in an interesting situation. I wrote a very negative review of two versions of a book [Lifecode: The Theory of Biological Self Organization] by Stuart Pivar here and here. He claims to have a revolutionary idea for how evolution works, but his ideas have no connection to reality, and these lovely elaborate drawings he made look nothing at all like actual embryos. The bottom line is that I said his work was more about the evolution of balloon animals than biology.

His response is to sue Seed Media and Paul Z. Myers for "Assault, Libel, and Slander."

I'm not going to comment on the case myself, but since it's a situation where a negative blog review has prompted a law suit, there might be a few others around the blogosphere who would find it worth discussing.

 

Peru quake: roundup of online aid efforts


Juan Arellano is among those who've been blogging about the recent Peru quake, and the human disaster which followed (previous: Earthquake in Lima! and Earthquake in Peru: 337 died and 827 wounded).

The numbers and the magnitude of the disaster keep increasing [beyond 500 dead already]. I want to dedicate this one post to collect data on how to help to the victims in case some reader is in situation to be able and want to do it. (For English readers this is what CNN is saying about it: Dead scattered in the streets of quake-ravaged Peru and this is my post in Global Voices: Peru: Online Earthquake Coverage also WorldWideHelp has updated info).
Link to the full text of his post, in Spanish and English, for more about online aid efforts. (Thanks, José Luis Orihuela)

See also this related post at WorldChanging, arguing for sustainable reconstruction for Pisco, Peru: Link.

 

Peru quake: whither the Ica stones?

Cryptozoology and fringe phenom tracker Loren Coleman blogs,
The Ica Stones are a collection of andesite stones allegedly discovered in a cave near Ica, Peru. The Ica stones were popularized by Dr. Javier Cabrera, a Peruvian medical doctor who received an engraved stone as a birthday gift. In thirty-five years, he has collected over 15,000 engraved stones. The stones show many things, from attacking dinosaurs to advanced technology, from maps to pornography. But are they real? Tourist art? Gaffs? Or a record of ancient times?

(...)The Peruvian earthquake of August 15, 2007, has resulted in some worry for them. Ica, Peru, was one of the hardest hit areas. I reached people usually in contact with those who keep the Ica Stone safe and/or at the Ica Stone Museum. Here’s the message they created in response:

Link.
 

Night at the Media Lab: video


Danish K points us to a cool video of eerie, robotic goings-on at MIT's Media Lab after dark. "The video stars, among others, the OLPC (one laptop per child) and Leonardo the robot," says Danish.

Update: Leonardo Bonanni made this lovely video.

 

Gold mutant frogs

These mutant frogs with gold skin and red eyes were reportedly found by school children in Shimanto, Japan. They're now on display at the Shimanto River Gakuyukan science center. Some people believe the frogs are a sign of good luck. From a Pink Tentacle post about the story:
 Images Gold Frogs According to a center spokesperson who says the golden specimens are highly unusual, the 2.4-centimeter (almost 1-inch) amphibians appear to be black-spotted pond frogs (Pelophylax nigromaculata, a.k.a. Rana nigromaculata) whose skin turned gold because of an albino mutation that prevents the formation of pigment cells.
Link to Pink Tentacle, Link to original news at Asahi (Thanks, Lindsay Tiemeyer!)
 

Turkey blocks Wordpress blogs (before, it was YouTube)

BoingBoing reader Melissa Maples says,
Xeni, we seem to have lost access to any and all Wordpress-hosted blogs here in Turkey.

Anytime I try to go to anything.wordpress.com or wordpress.com/anything, I get this message: "Access to this site has been suspended in accordance with decision no: 2007/195 of T.C. Fatih 2.Civil Court of First Instance."

I have no idea what that court decision is about.

I'm a regular contributor to several Wordpress-hosted sites, so lost access is an issue. Obviously I have an easy workaround, but my guess is that most casual surfers in Turkey don't really know much about how to use proxies.

If anything, this seems even more disruptive than the YouTube block earlier this year, because it affects our access thousands of blogs worldwide, as well as the Wordpress site itself.

Dale Peebles says,
PZ Myers reports with links of a Turkish creationist that was offended by some blogs. He applied to a Turkish court and got all WordPress blogs blocked. A workaround is already available. Link.
Previous posts about internet censorship in Turkey: Link.

Reader comment: Jadi in Iran says:

In Iran many wordpress.com weblogs are also filtered but the good point is, you can access any wordpress.com weblog using ssl; that is httpS://*.wordpress.com . This is why wordpress.com is so popular here.
 

Hundreds naked on glacier

 Fileadmin User Upload Gallery Tunick-Greenpeace-Installation Singles  Mg 7501 On Saturday, more than 600 people posed nude on the Aletsch Glacier near Bettmeralp, Switzerland, for a photo by my old friend Spencer Tunick. The shoot was a collaboration between Tunick and Greenpeace as a symbol of vulnerability due to climate change. Over at Laughing Squid, Scott Beale has links galore.
Link
 

Virgin's house burns during "first time"

A Berlin teenager, preparing to have sex for the first time, lit candles to set the mood. But she and her boyfriend were, well, interrupted mid-act when the candles caused her bedroom to catch fire. From Reuters:
The couple, both 18, were pictured naked in the paper among the burned wreckage of the attic. A charred teddy had survived but the fire wrecked the entire top floor of the house causing around 100,000 euros (68,000 pounds) worth of damage.
Link
 

Snoopy creator Charles Schulz interviewed by Charlie Rose

Schultzrose The Charlie Rose show posted thousands of hours of vintage interviews including this great one from 1997 with Peanuts creator Charles Schulz. Johnny from Drawn! searched the archives and found many other cartoonist interviews, including chats with Art Spiegelman, Matt Groening, and more. Of course, you can also watch Rose interview about a billion other interesting people too.
Link to Drawn!, Link to Charlie Rose
 

Vote for the Seven Fortean Wonders of the World

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THe Charles Fort Institute is asking for nominations to establish the Seven Fortean Wonders of the World. As regular BB readers know, Charles Fort was a pioneering researcher into anomalous phenomena. The term "Fortean" is now used to describe especially odd, mysterious, or curious event and artifacts, as well as the people who share Fort's views. To get you thinking, Fortean Times magazine put together a gallery of likely candidtaes. Seen here, from left, Rennes-le-Chateau, Stonehenge, and the Easter Island statues. Nominations are open until the end of September and then voting will begin. The project was inspired by the naming of the "New 7 Wonders of the World" and a comment from BB cryptozoologist pal Loren Coleman last month.

Link to Fortean Times, Link to Charles Fort Institute

Previously on BB:
• New 7 Wonders of the World Link
 

Dancing robot in Spoon video

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Earlier this year, I posted about Keepon, a supercute little robot that gyrates its silicone body in time to music. Inventors Marek Michalowski of Carnegie Mellon University and Hideki Kozima of Japan's National Institute of Communications Technology made a demo video of Keepon grooving to a song by Spoon. The band ended up inviting Keepon to star in a video for the song "Don't You Evah." Link

Previously on BB:
• Robot dances with rhythm Link
 
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