
This 1932 promo for the Petaluma Chicken industry must be seen to be believed. A jolly chef presides over a bevy of "farm girls" who crack hundreds of eggs, then climb into a giant skillet for an egg-cellent dance number. Link (Thanks, Jonathan!)

This early 20'th century novel uses the city of Prague as the setting for a clash between German officialdom immured in the ancient castle, and a Czech revolution seething in the city below. History, myth, romance and political reality merge in this truly apocalyptic epic. Gustav Meyrink is an Austrian writer who is mostly known to the english-speaking world for his 1915 classic "The Golem".Link (via Juxtapoz)
So what should the bridges of the future look like? Probably a lot less regular than today. Because I suspect the most robust structures will end up being ones with quite a lot of apparent randomness...Link (Thanks, Kathryn!)So we're going to end up being exposed to something really quite new. Something that exists in the abstract computational universe, but that we're "mining" for the very first time to create structures we want.
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Wolfram blows Kurzweil's mind
Wolfram's giant book free online
Rucker's students do Wolfram simulations
LinkDefCon says it was tipped off by their own mole at Dateline who sent them a pic of the undercover journalist who DefCon employees identified as producer Michelle Madigan.
DefCon, an annual underground hacking convention in Las Vegas, has a strict policy against filming conference attendees -- TV media outlets are barred from sweeping a room with their cameras and also have to get permission from any individuals before capturing them on film. All journalists covering DefCon sign an agreement upon registering for the conference that outlines the rules, but the DefCon organizers say the mole apparently registered as a regular attendee, thereby bypassing the legal agreement.
Before opening the show for business Friday, the DefCon goons announced to the crowd that there was a media mole among them. DefCon has been broadcasting her picture on the screens in conference rooms before each talk.
Carl Malamud sez, "I'm delighted to report that the Smithsonian has approved a purchase of four-more hi-res scans of photos with a stated intended use of "upload to the Internet." The embedded copyright tags have been changed as well.
In a related development, I got email from the Acting Secretary and another one from the Chief Information Officer. The Smithsonian has formed a pan-Institutional task force to re-examine their copyright policies and they'll be taking comment from members of the public this fall.
Both great developments. A new broom does indeed sweep clean!"
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(Thanks, Carl!)
Please join us for authors BRIAN HERBERT (DUNE), KEVIN J. ANDERSON, AND RICHARD KADREYLinkWednesday, August 15th, 7PM
reading. bar. discussing. signing. free admission.
Moderated by Terry Bisson
Variety Children’s Charity
The Variety Preview Room
1st floor of The Hobart Bldg.- entrance btwn. Quiznos & Citibank
582 Market St. @ Montgomery, San Francisco
BART/MUNI Montgomery Station is right outside the front door.
www.varietync.orgCash bar opens at 6:00PM - soda, beer, wine & whiskey, with proceeds going to the authors and the Variety Childrens Charity. Seating is limited and on a first-come, first-seated basis, so get there early! We attempt to seat everyone who arrives, but please be there by 7PM. When the house is full, it's full.
To be clear, this policy applies only to personal blogs where the author identifies themselves as a CBC employee. But if you’re writing a truly transparent, personal blog, sometimes you want to talk about what your job is. It’s part of who we are. But now, if you do that, you apparently fall within the scope of this document.Link (Thanks, Jesse!)
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• Another fine Mexican Import: Tio Nacho Soap
You know, of course, that in general, cellphone calls to other people who have the same carrier as you (like Verizon or AT&T) are free, right?LinkBut how do you KNOW when somebody with the same carrier calls you? How do you know it’s safe to yak all day without using up any minutes?
“In the iPhone address book, change the ‘mobile’ label for the caller’s contact info to ‘AT&T mobile,’ and that’s what will show up on your phone when she or he calls. Once you make this change for one contact, ‘AT&T mobile’ will show up as a custom label option for any contact.”