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Space Chimps isn't the first film to honor astroprimate history

Following up on a previous BoingBoing post about word of a forthcoming animated "Space Chimps" feature directed by Barry Sonnenfeld -- BB reader Scott Goldman says,
You can't ignore the end title sequence of the Kazakh documentary: Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. Which presents the glorious history of Kazakh space exploration (monkeys and babies.)



 

NBC: pirates bigger threat to America than bank robbers, burglars

Snip:
“Our law enforcement resources are seriously misaligned,” NBC/Universal general counsel Rick Cotton said. “If you add up all the various kinds of property crimes in this country, everything from theft, to fraud, to burglary, bank-robbing, all of it, it costs the country $16 billion a year. But intellectual property crime runs to hundreds of billions [of dollars] a year.”
Link (thanks, Fred von Lohmann)
 

Two new books from Disinformation press

The Disinformation Company has just published a couple of books that sound excellent. One is called Who's Watching You?: The Chilling Truth About The State, Surveillance, and Personal Freedom, and the other is called Who Really Runs the World? The War Between Globalization and Democracy.

135572162V4 240X240 FrontWho's Watching You?: The Chilling Truth About The State, Surveillance, and Personal Freedom

Like a scene out of the hit series 24, the government has used the threat of terrorism and the corresponding climate of fear to erode our freedoms; we no longer have the ability to live our lives away from the prying eyes of hidden cameras. Our government is truly tightening its grip on us by watching and recording nearly everything we do. They do this because they know they can and because knowledge is power. But exactly who are “they” and why do they want to know so much about us?

Who’s Watching You? includes chilling, accurate and up-to-date descriptions of the methods the government (and private company proxies) uses to watch us. Essential reading for everyone concerned about privacy and freedoms of speech and association, even–perhaps especially–if you don’t plan on doing anything wrong.

135572163V5 240X240 FrontWho Really Runs the World: The War Between Globalization and Democracy

The world is a mess. It’s constantly at war, things cost too much and the average person struggles to survive against powers it can barely see, let alone control. It appears so at odds with common sense, in fact, that it begs a fundamental question: Who really runs the world?

Who Really Runs The World?looks at the conspiracies in everyday life, both hidden and not-so-hidden. It examines actual people, businesses, social networks, corporate alliances and the dark forces of conspiracy and secret history that hold them together. Writing soberly and with authority, the authors address myriad conspiracy theories with open minds. The conclusions they reach may shock and scandalize some people–especially those who fervently believe in democracy–but will fascinate everyone.

Who's Watching You? |Who Really Runs the World?
 

Laugh Out Loud Cats: rediscovered short film

"For those still doubting the authenticity of the history of the Laugh-Out-Loud Cats (BB Links 1, 2), hopefully this rediscovered footage will put any skepticism to rest," says Ape Lad.

Video Link on Ape Lad's blog, direct YouTube link.

 

Creepy, interesting, and real -- a short link roundup


  • Actual headline: "FBI tries to fight zombie hordes."
  • Actual headline: "Baby monitor picks up space video from NASA."
  • Plague of locusts strikes an airport in Japan.
  • Nazi squirrels, fuck off!
  • Dude dresses up in crocodile cosplay in order to study crocodiles. (via)
  • HOWTO make pants from meat. Warning: do not attend any birthday parties for pit bulls while wearing these.
  • Artist Vanessa Beecroft simulates a spontaneous genocidal die-in in Darfur for her latest performance art project.
  • Mars Rover found "puddles" on the planet's surface.

    (Thanks, Kevin, Ragan Robinson, Jeff, axlrosen, Kasey, Susannah Breslin, John Parres, Bonnie)



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    Cross and Switchblade comic book cover

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    Jim says: "I saw the Christian Archie comics on Boing Boing and thought you might like this one (from my personal collection). And thanks for the boingboing. Great stuff."
     

    Flickr users in Germany and Asia complain of image censoring


    Farhad Manjoo has a story on Salon today about what amounts to a new censorship policy at Flickr. He says,

    They're blocking users in Germany, South Korea, Singapore and Hong Kong from turning off "SafeSearch" -- meaning people there can't see anything that users have flagged "moderate" or "restricted." The plan has caused a huge firestorm on Flickr's boards.

    Stewart Butterfield responded by hinting that it wasn't Flickr's decision to put the plan in place (Hint, it was Yahoo's.)

    Link. Here's a related user group on Flickr. Here's a related comment thread on Flickr, which includes a reply from Butterfield -- snip from that:
    Unfortunately I can't give a more detailed update yet or any concrete good news, but please don't take our silence to mean that nothing is happening.
     

    Army LOLs: a Soldier's Guide to the Republic of Iraq

    A 2003's "Soldier's Guide to the Republic of Iraq," issued by the Army on the eve of the U.S. invasion, tells troops that Arabs see "little virtue in a frank exchange" and are "by American standards... reluctant to accept responsibility."

    Link (thanks, Noah Shachtman)

    See also:

  • WWII US military comic: "How to Spot a Jap," from 1942
  • Dr Seuss's anti-malaria GI comic
  • Iraq visual language survival guides for military personnel
  • Letterbombs dropped in Southern Iraq
  • US military leaflets dropped over Iraq, take two.
  • Many more previous posts related to Iraq
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    Space Chimps, the movie

    Sweet jeebus, my prayers have been answered:
    Barry Sonnenfeld will produce animated laffer "Space Chimps" along with Vanguard Animation and Starz Media. Twentieth Century Fox will distribute. (...)

    Script by helmer Kirk De Micco tells the story of astronaut chimps on a mission in space.

    Variety (via Defamer).

    On the NASA website, read more about animals in space, and the first monkey and chimpanzee astronauts. Above, "Ham" the chimp in his flight couch, after his trip in the Mercury-Redstone 2 on Jan. 31, 1961.

    Reader comment: The Junior Mad Scientist says,

    Apropos of the slated animal astronauts movie: James Vinning has a graphic novel about the little critters, "First In Space" -- Amazon Link. Look well worth a read. Also a link about it at Newsarama. First Second Books is publishing Laika by Nick Abadzis, about the first dog into space. Link.
    Marshall says,
    BoingBoing fave Apelad drew me a portrait of Ham the Chimp, Retired Simian Astronaut for his monkey series. He's also done a portrait of Cosmonaut Yulia, the People's Monkey. Link.
    Sunny says,
    A few years ago, I was lucky enough to see this wonderful animal rights documentary about the first chimps in space. I don't think it was ever widely distributed, but it should be required viewing in public schools. Amazon Link.
    Michael Hill says,
    A few years back Aaron Seymour made a great space-chimp flick - kinda Lancelot Link meets Tarkovsky's Solaris. Here's some renders.
     

    Photos of prisons around the world

    Deputy Dog has published a gallery of astonishing photos of prisons from around the world. He's labeled them as the world's most valuable prison, smallest prison, most secure prison, strangest prison, etc.

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    Here is his pick for the "world’s best-looking prison" -- the Leoben Justice Centre, in Steiermark, Austria. Link

     

    Video: Bat for Lashes

    Video Link. Natasha Khan, aka Bat for Lashes, song is "What's a Girl to Do?" Notability factor: includes furries on bikes doing stunts in the dark. Said to be an homage to Donnie Darko. Directed by Dougal Wilson, who also directed this much-blogged video from a few years ago. (Thanks, Susannah Breslin!)
     

    Ice cream patent wars in the 1930s

    Kanga Ruedown says:
    200706141211 The link covers long forgotten ice cream patent wars in the 1920s and 1930s.

    PS, about the decorated products:

    Making food products with applied decorations is much harder than molding. This is why the Korean fish looks so good, but the ice cream treats are entirely random.

    The process is not unlike traditional printing, except that there is little chance for registration when the food items are printed with rapidly applied strings of sugar/frosting.

    The tolerances on existing equipment are very loose - almost +/- .25", and there is little guarantee that the applied decorations will go where you expect.

    When the jobs are setup, everything looks great - but 8 or 9 hours later, the jobs tend to drift and move from thermal changes.

    Quality control is pretty much limited to taste (and you know how random that is) and trying to keep the products frozen.

    Anything else is irrelevant - it only has to be attractive when you provide a production sample to the guy that orders 10,000 bulk cases of pirate pops.

    Kids will eat anything, especially if the wrapper/label is shiny and features a recognizable character. Thus, there is no incentive to make each item perfect.

    Items which are extrusion or cold molded with colors do somewhat better, but again, it's just ice cream.

    Sadly, with food, quality doesn't seem to pay as well as quantity!

    Link

    Previously on Boing Boing:
    Expertly produced Korean red bean ice cream fish
    Tweety Bird popsicle doesn't look like Tweety Bird
    Bugs Bunny popsicle
    Turtle popsicle reflects pride in workmanship
    Popsicle parody ad

     

    Screensaver of old comic book ads

    Bradley says:
    200706141202 Your June 13 story on old comic book ads reminded me that a friend and I put together a screen saver of them.

    Having been retrieved from the catacombs of his hard drive, the screen saver is at my site for all to download. Enjoy.

    (Note: It's a .exe file and I have not tried using it.) Link

    Previously on Boing Boing:
    Scans of old comic book ads
    Photo of comic book Polaris submarine

     

    TSA detains woman over infant's sippy cup -- I feel safer!

    Jordan says: "This [story published in NowPublic] just made my blood boil: a mom was bullied by a gaggle of security officers at Dulles National (Reagan) Aiport over the water in her 19-month-old son's sippy cup. The story starts out sort of funny, with the sippy cup being seen as some sort of deadly weapon, but quickly spirals into nightmare territory. This is a national embarassment; I feel more threatened by these uniformed goons than I do by terrorists, and I lived in NYC during 9/11."
    200706141151 "I demanded to speak to a TSA [Transportation Security Administration] supervisor who asked me if the water in the sippy cup was 'nursery water or other bottled water.' I explained that the sippy cup water was filtered tap water. The sippy cup was seized as my son was pointing and crying for his cup. I asked if I could drink the water to get the cup back, and was advised that I would have to leave security and come back through with an empty cup in order to retain the cup. As I was escorted out of security by TSA and a police officer, I unscrewed the cup to drink the water, which accidentally spilled because I was so upset with the situation.

    "At this point, I was detained against my will by the police officer and threatened to be arrested for endangering other passengers with the spilled 3 to 4 ounces of water. I was ordered to clean the water, so I got on my hands and knees while my son sat in his stroller with no shoes on since they were also screened and I had no time to put them back on his feet.

    "I was ordered to apologize for the spilled water, and again threatened arrest. I was threatened several times with arrest while detained, and while three other police officers were called to the scene of the mother with the 19 month old. A total of four police officers and three TSA officers reported to the scene where I was being held against my will. I was also told that I should not disrespect the officer and could be arrested for this too. I apologized to the officer and she continued to detain me despite me telling her that I would miss my flight. The officer advised me that I should have thought about this before I 'intentionally spilled the water!'"

    Link

    (Sidenote: WTF is Nursery Water? It's a brand of fluoridated water for babies.)

    Reader comment:

    Maxx says:

    Tsa-Ftw Your article about this sippy cup airport hell reminded me of something that happened to me recently.

    A while ago while flying out of PDX, a TSA person made a family unpack a bag because there was liquid containers inside. Upon unpacking it, it wasn't just a few. The ENTIRE bag was full of sippy cups and bottles etc all full of stuff for their bratty kid. The TSA sheep saw the amount of bottles and called over some supervisor. The supervisor glanced at it and waved them through. I was in such shock that I took this (bad) picture with my camera phone of the tray full of bottles.

    After this, I spoke to the supervisor. I asked why that person was let through pointing out that they could be on my flight and I was in danger now.

    He rolled his eyes and said "They're formula for their kid." to which I said, now a bit louder "NO! They're containers of liquid!" He shrugged. I said "So if I have a kid with me, I can just bring however much liquid on a plane. Any other TSA loopholes you can tell me about?" He said he couldn't tell me and I'd have to "find them for myself" and once more security started walking over, I felt it was time to walk away.

    The only thing I hate more than stupid rules for the illusion of safety is when they arbitrarily just throw them away. It's a way of blatantly admitting they do nothing but continue to ruin life for anyone who wants to travel.

    Chaka says:
    Maxx, what you saw was a TSA employee actually doing their job -- thinking! Please don't ruin it for everyone by acting like an ass when it happens. It doesn't happen often enough!
     

    Beautiful accident: orange paint spilled on freeway

    bill says: "Truck hauling orange paint [near St. Louis, Missouri] spills it on the road leaving a 3 mile streach of road a lovely hue of bright orange -- there is a link to video too."
    200706141140 Apparently, a truck carrying orange paint sprung a leak, and just kept going. The orange stripe starts around Highway 203 (near Gateway International Raceway) and goes to about 4th Street in East St. Louis, a distance of more than 3 miles.
    Link

    Reader comment:

    Jake says:

    200706141501 Your story on the red paint spill is very similar to what happened in Massachusetts a couple of months ago. A truck carrying red dye for coloring bark mulch spilled it's load - cars spread the dye for nearly 3 miles! Check out this picture from Autoblog.
    Link
     

    Glitches in Russian computers persist aboard Space Shuttle

    Snip from a NYT story by John Schwartz:
    The Russian computers that help keep the International Space Station in orbit were largely out of commission for a second day, a glitch that could imperil the $100 billion space laboratory.

    NASA officials expressed confidence, however, that the problem could be resolved. “I fully expect us to be able to do this,” said Michael T. Suffredini , the manager of the station program.

    The station depends on Russian and American computer systems to maintain the positioning of the station as it orbits the earth. The United States computer system runs the network of gyroscopes that provide stability, and the Russian system controls thrusters that correct the orientation of the station when the gyroscopes alone cannot do the job and that shift its position for operations like docking and avoiding debris.

    Link. Image: NASA. "A nadir view of the Space Shuttle Atlantis was photographed by a member of the Expedition 15 crew aboard the International Space Station as the two spacecraft were nearing their much-anticipated link-up in Earth orbit. The 17.8 ton S3/S4 truss to be added next week to the station can be seen berthed in the payload bay of the shuttle."
     

    FBI broke rules 1,000+ times in domestic spying, tech cos helped

    Snip from Washington Post story by John Solomon:
    An internal FBI audit has found that the bureau potentially violated the law or agency rules more than 1,000 times while collecting data about domestic phone calls, e-mails and financial transactions in recent years, far more than was documented in a Justice Department report in March that ignited bipartisan congressional criticism.

    The new audit covers just 10 percent of the bureau's national security investigations since 2002, and so the mistakes in the FBI's domestic surveillance efforts probably number several thousand, bureau officials said in interviews. The earlier report found 22 violations in a much smaller sampling.

    The vast majority of the new violations were instances in which telephone companies and Internet providers gave agents phone and e-mail records the agents did not request and were not authorized to collect. The agents retained the information anyway in their files, which mostly concerned suspected terrorist or espionage activities.

    But two dozen of the newly-discovered violations involved agents' requests for information that U.S. law did not allow them to have, according to the audit results provided to The Washington Post. Only two such examples were identified earlier in the smaller sample.

    Link (use bugmenot to bypass WaPo's own idiotic data collection requirement). Link to (reg-free) synopsis from Reuters (oddly, also hosted on WaPo's servers).
     

    Angelina Jolie promotes press freedom while censoring reporters?

    Snip from Romenesko:
    Angelina Jolie, who plays the widow of murdered Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl in a new pro-press freedom movie [A Mighty Heart], "turns out to be a mighty hypocrite when it comes to her own freedom of the press," writes [Fox News'] Roger Friedman. Her lawyer is requiring journalists to sign a contract before talking to her. Friedman says reporters from most major media outlets refused to sign the contract, which closely dictates the terms of all interviews with Jolie.
    Link. The notion that Hollywood reps would try to control how their client is portrayed in the press is hardly new. But if Friedman's allegations are true, [*if*, and he's reporting for Fox News, fwiw] -- that's pretty LOL when the actress/activist in question stars in a movie about censorship and press freedoms. This would also suggest that each of the big media outlets interviewing Jolie on the "Mighty Heart" launch circuit have signed away their obligation to act as news organizations, instead of self-censored movie promotion services. Wait, that's not new, either...

    Update: ABC has more, and apparently Fox News was specifically banned from covering the movie premiere:

    The press wasn't going to refrain from reporting on Jolie's attempt to manage it, Foxnews.com reported that both USA Today and The Associated Press canceled interviews with Jolie. She then scrapped print interviews altogether when she learned of their reaction.

    According to Fox, Jolie took her press wrangling one step further. She told Paramount Pictures, the company behind the film, to keep Fox News and all its affiliates off the red carpet. It was only after the Paramount staff intervened that a Fox camera crew was granted a spot. This after Fox called the film "excellent."

    Continue reading Angelina Jolie promotes press freedom while censoring reporters?.
     

    Puma's new Urban Mobility bike

    Pumared Puma's new 8-speed Urban Mobility Bike is gorgeous. The bike is a collaboration between Japanese street artist Maruwaka and Keigo Kamide, a maker of Kutani pottery. The bike was based on the original Puma Urban Mobility bicycle designed by my friend Jens-Martin Skibsted for Biomega. According to the PUMATALK blog, "the bikes will be displayed at the PUMA store and sold through silent charity auction. Proceeds will be donated to victims in the Hokuriku region of Japan who were affected by the March 25th earthquake."
    Link

    Previously on BB:
    • Biomerga's new Puma bike Link
    • Biomega/Puma sneaker for biking Link
     

    Video of assembly line for world's crappiest car

    In my book, World's Worst, I bestowed the title of "World's Worst Car" to the Trabant Sputnik. Here's an excerpt from my book:
    Picture 4-25 Produced in East Germany under the directive of the Socialist government especially for the local market, the Trabant Sputnik was the epitome of Eastern bloc arrogance on four wheels. Steel was in extremely short supply in East Germany at the time (1957), forcing the Trabant’s engineers to search for a substitute. Working with the materials at hand, they came up with a miracle substance they called Duroplast—made from wood pulp, sheep’s wool, and tree sap—which was molded into cardboard panels to form the body of the car.

    Beneath the car’s surface, things were even worse. The engine, a tiny two-stroke model similar to a moped engine, made up for its pitiful weakness by spewing such an astounding quantity of foul-smelling exhaust that West Germany forbade ownership of the Trabant, and when Car and Driver magazine imported one into the United States to test it, the Environmental Protection Agency wouldn’t let them operate it on public streets.

    Coop found some great videos of the production line inside the Trabant Factory. He says, "Be sure to watch the second video linked on the page, where a mullet-clad East German assembly line worker aligns the hood with the body by repeatedly kicking the grille! What a country, as a pre-Glasnost Yakov Smirnov would say..." Link
     

    Post-breakup retrieval service

    Here's an ad on Craigslist-SF for a service that will retrieve items "left behind" at former lovers' homes. Of course, I think more often than not people secretly want the excuse to see their exes again and this is one way to make that happen. Here's the ad:
    Did you leave something special behind?

    Reply to: pers-351021535@craigslist.org Date: 2007-06-12, 9:53PM PDT

    Did some bad break-up or awkward one-night-stand have you exiting a lovers house in a hurry, in a frazzled flurry, so that you ended up leaving some cherished item behind?

    It could be as small as the left stud earring to a pair OR as large as a bicycle, a book, boxer shorts, a letter declaring your love, a CD, a DVD, a pet dog? Whatever the item, now the humiliation or shame of the situation makes it impossible to go back to get it.

    Can't call for fear of hearing that voice—seeing that face?

    Well, if having that object back in your possession is desperately important, leave the dirty work to us!! With an address, we will go and retrieve your abandoned keepsake AND return it to an anonymous location of your choice, no questions asked, no appearances necessary, no monetary fee required.

    Simply put: we've been there. And we understand how frustrating it can be to lose a prized possession in the messy getaway; to desert a priceless part in the midst of a discarded heart.

    contact us now.

    THE RETRIEVERS
    Link (Thanks, Jess Hemerly!)

    UPDATE: Several BB readers believe that this could be some sort of scam, art piece, marketing campaign, dangerous idea, etc. Caveat retrievor.
     

    Photo of comic book Polaris submarine

    Submariner
    Yesterday I ran a scan of a comic book ad for a toy Polaris Sub. As a comic book reading kid in the 70s, I must've seen the ad hundreds of times.

    I've always wondered what they really looked like, and today, Clayton kindly emailed me a remarkable photo of himself in one from 1967. The submarine looks a lot cooler than I thought it would!

    He says: "The submarine is long gone but proof of its fabulousness remains.

    "Lawnmower off the starboard bow! Submerge to periscope depth!"

     
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