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Berkman's Internet & Society Conference this Friday, June 1

BB reader and conference co-organizer Amar Ashar writes in to remind us all...
...that the Berkman Center is having its big Internet & Society Conference this Friday, June 1. It only happens every 2 years or so, and we've got a pretty cool line up of participants, including Nicholas Negroponte, Doc Searls, Wendy Seltzer, David Weinberger, Ethan Zuckerman, and plenty more from Facebook, the Center for Social Media, and The Berkman Center.

The conference is focused heavily on the future of university, and "What is the role of University in cyberspace?" Should be a good time! I'm sure there will be some blog posts after the conference, but I thought I'd give you all a heads up.

Link.
 

Fire bad, but arson-melted keyboard pretty


BB reader Greg says,

A couple years ago, someone (allegedly, they were never caught) set fire to a lumber mill in 100 Mile House, BC, Canada. Definitely was not a nice occurrence, but at least the heat from the fire created this wonderful keyboard sculpture, which I've photographed in tiny detail. Because someone will surely ask, the keyboard is from an older HP. Vectra, I think.
Link
 

Punk baseball cards

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Glyph Jockey has made a few "where are they now" punk baseball cards. They look great. If he makes a full deck, I'll buy a set. Link 1 | Link 2 (Via Eye of the Goof)
 

Cheap simple timer circuit clicks for days with one 9V battery

I love the way this simple 555 timer circuit looks. This fellow built one and shows you how to make one of your own. Fun!
200705292203 I wanted to see how few parts I could use, from what I had on hand, to build this clicking blinking LED device based on a 555 chip.

The earphone clicks and the red LED blinks at a constant 137 times a minute. The exact rate depends on the value of the resistor and capacitor. That rate will be maintained very precisely for the life of the battery. It’s not forever, but listening closely I could still hear the earphone faintly clicking after 6 days of continuous operation.

This device also simulates a faucet dripping. Hide it near a sink to frustrate a handyman.

(The current issue of MAKE (Vol 10) has a bunch of 555 timer projects, written by Charles Platt.) Link
 

Is Tinkywinky, in fact, queer? Enquiring Polish pols want to know.

A member of Poland's conservative government was reported to have called for a formal investigation into the sexuality and gender identity of Tinky Winky and the other Teletubbies:
Ewa Sowinska, government-appointed children rights watchdog, told a local magazine published on Monday she was concerned the popular BBC children's show promoted homosexuality. She said she would ask psychologists to advise if this was the case.

In comments reminiscent of criticism by the late U.S. evangelist Jerry Falwell, she was quoted as saying: "I noticed (Tinky Winky) has a lady's purse, but I didn't realize he's a boy. At first I thought the purse would be a burden for this Teletubby ... Later I learned that this may have a homosexual undertone."

Link to Washington post article.

A subsequent item in Reuters quotes Ms. Sowinska as denying from those earlier comments -- or perhaps, articulating a Teletubbie "don't ask, don't tell" policy. Link. (thanks, Scott)

Previously on BoingBoing:

  • Teletubbies in cocaine bust
  • Teletubbies Shooting Gallery
  • Fight off Teletubbies with a chainsaw
  • Pat Robertson coloring book
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    Organ donor TV: reality show for would-be kidney recipients

    Dutch reality TV has reached transcendent levels of weird trangressivism: televised organ-recipient competitions:
    A Dutch TV station says it will go ahead with a programme in which a terminally ill woman selects one of three patients to receive her kidneys.

    Political parties have called for The Big Donor Show to be scrapped, but broadcaster BNN says it will highlight the country's shortage of organ donors.

    Link (via Warren Ellis)
     

    Spinal column gooseneck lamp

    Mark Beam is making these spine-lamps that resemble the human spinal cord -- apparently these are pure catnip for well-heeled chiropractors. Link (Thanks, Mark!)

    Update: Great minds think alike, Here's another golden spine lamp. (Thanks, Ben!)

     

    LOLCats meet Rocky Horror


    Eeyore sez, "I am currently unemployed, so I spent my day today LOLing the entire 'Rocky Horror Picture Show'. Some of them are only funny if you've seen every LOLcat on the net, some are only funny if you know the RHPS script by heart, some are only funny if you know all the RHPS call-backs by heart, and some of them aren't very funny at all but that's life."

    Speaking as someone who spent a million consecutive Fridays out of my face watching this movie and shouting blearily at the screen, I can vouch for this. Link

    See also:
    LOLCODE: LOLCats meet programming
    LOLPresidents photoshopping challenge
    Where LOLCats come from
    Massive cache of kittah pix (aka LOLcats, cat macros)
    Pedantic overanalyzer sucks all the fun out of LOLcats
    Pedantic overanalysis of LOLcats not pedantic enough, says blowhard
    LOLtrek
    Cat macros hijacked by heartless homosexuals
    Oh, how I love the gebril macros!

     

    Best LOLpresident so far on that Fark thread


    By Peaceboy, from this FARK thread Cory blogged a while back, in its infancy. (thanks, Nate!)

     

    Candy bar wrappers by famous graffiti artists

    New York City's Chocolate Bar boutique, sellers of the CBGB Retro Bar, created a line of candy bars wrapped in labels designed by pioneering NYC graffiti artists. (Seen here is John "Crash" Matos's Crash Dark Rum bar.)
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    From the product description:
    Get One. Get the Set. Eat the Chocolate. Save the Wrapper.Ten legendary New York City graffiti artists including Blade, Crash, Crachee, Crime 79, Dondi, Dr. Revolt, Iz the Wiz, Lady Pink, Spar One and Voice of the Ghetto (Stay High 149) have created one-of a kind works transforming wrappers for an array of new candy bar of which a portion of the proceeds will benefit the All-Stars Project. Each Graffiti Bar weighs an impressive 2.25 ounces and is filled with classic treats enrobed in the finest gourmet chocolate. New bar flavors include Milk Almond, Milk Cafetto, Caramel, Cookies-n-Cream, Smores, Dark Strawberry, Dark Toffee Crunch, Banana Milk, Dark Rum and Dark Chocolate. Individual bars can be purchased for $4.00 each or a Limited Edition “gallery box” includes the full 10 bars. Price $40.
    Link (Thanks, Lindsay Tiemeyer!)
     

    TSA detains director Mike Figgis for threatening to "shoot a pilot" (HOAX)

    Update: This is a confirmed non-true story, followup item here. By all appearances, it looks like Moviefone/AOL or one of the other sources that first reported it was totally talking out of their ass.

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    "I'm here to shoot a pilot," director Mike Figgis is reported to have said to security screners at Los Angeles International Airport today -- meaning, in entertainment industry parlance, "I have returned to Los Angeles with my crew, so that we might produce a first episode of a television program made to test audience reaction with a view to the production of a series."

    Scott Weinberg at Cinematical writes that Figgis was detained for 5 hours of questioning and related security theater bullshit.

    Story in Cinematical, Threat Level, AOL, and elsewhere today. Cinematical quips,

    Good thing the immigration officers didn't ask him about his body of work. Figgis' answer might have been "I recently made a huge bomb."
    DISCLAIMER: Odds are, this story is as bogus as the explosive potential of a carry-on bottle of water. I see no legit coverage with more than one source (Figgis himself) cited, nor do I see confirmation or any direct quote from Figgis himself. I'm blogging this from a small village in the Guatemalan highlands, with crappy satellite internet connection, so I'm not in a position to quickly chase down the details with LAX officials or Figgis -- but will gladly post followup when the connection's up again. Looks like AOL / Moviefone Entertainment News was the source. I've asked them and Cinematical for their reply.

    Reader comment: Zan Hecht says,

    I sincerely doubt the authenticity of the Mike Figgis story about being detained for saying he was there to "shoot a pilot." I've heard versions of this same story (involving several different directors and destination airports) floating around Hollywood since as early as late 2001. My guess is that Figgis spread this urban legend to the press in an attempt to gain publicity.
    In all fairness, Figgis is not directly quoted in the blog items circulating this story, so he may have had nothing to do with it, if it is truly a hoax.

    Clark Perry says,

    Just to chime in on Xeni's post re: Mike Figgis -- my personal experience causes me to doubt this.

    A few months ago while passing through LAX, a TSA employee singled me out for screening. My carry-on bag was so stuffed with clothes that I barely got it zipped up. As he moved to unzip it, I grinned and said: "That thing's gonna explode." He looked up sharply for a moment and my heart froze. I thought I'd just screwed up big-time. Then he just returned my grin. He knew what I meant.

    (posted on the road in central america / xeni)
     

    Griffin iTrip Pocket for iPod Nano

    Dsc 0001 I enjoy listening to podcasts and audiobooks on my iPod, especially in the car. I typically use an earbud headset, but with only one bud, keeping the other ear free for sounds of traffic.

    Last week, though, I started using the tiny Griffin iTrip Pocket instead. It plugs right in to my iPod nano, and plays through the car's FM receiver. The three buttons along the bottom can be set to any unused FM frequencies.

    I've tried FM transmitters before and have been disappointed. For some reason, the iTrip Pocket does a better job of transmitting a clear signal. I rarely get static.

    The one downside to this is how quickly it drains the battery. I am guessing it'll exhaust the Nano's battery in under five hours, which could be a problem on long trips. But for driving around town, it's great. Link

    Reader comment:

    Max says:

    Picture 2-42 Might I suggest for you the monster ipod cassette adapter? It never fuzzes, doesn't drain battery, and it attaches to any player with a 3.5mm jack. Also they have used ones on Amazon for just four bones.
    Cayden says:
    200705301332 The best iPod transmitter I've ever seen is this guy by Kensington. I have had it for as long as I've had an iPod and its fidelity is incredible! also, because it plugs into your cigarette lighter, your ipod plays for aeons.
    Keely says:
    I read your post on Boing Boing yesterday about the iTrip Pocket. I recently purchased an iTrip for my iPod Nano too, but a different model than yours, the iTrip Auto. The exciting thing about it is that it is a combination FM transmitter and iPod charger, so your battery isn't drained by the iTrip. Like the pocket, you can manually select the frequency you want to use. So far it has worked great for me, a very clear signal.
    Thomas says:
    Hey man, here's a tip about those transmitters: If you're ever in a position where you know you'll definitely be listening to just the iPod (like a trip to Tucson, AZ for instance), you might want to remove your antenna. Mine screws off really easily, but of course this wouldn't work so well with one of those fancy ones embedded into your rear window. Without the external antenna, your radio can only pick up what the Griffin's putting out, and then you don't have to constantly mess around with it, like I have had to do with every one of those transmitters I've ever used. Maybe this way you won't find out when the (very frustrating) return trip from Tucson is near completion (I was all the way back to Ontario when I thought of this.)
     

    Roswell plans UFO theme park

    Roswell, New Mexico, where a UFO weather balloon UFO famously crashed in 1947, is planning to open an alien-themed amusement park that could open in 2010. The centerpiece of the Alien Apex Resort would be an indoor rollercoaster meant to simulate an alien abduction. From the Associated Press:
    The proposed park initially will cover 60 to 80 acres with room to expand to 150 acres. It will feature other rides and attractions, including an exhibit hall with information on scientific exploration of the universe.

    "It's not just about the Roswell Incident and did it happen," said (concept designer Bryan) Temmer, of Land O' Lakes, Florida...

    The town's biggest tourism attraction is the International UFO Museum and Research Center, which has drawn 2.5 million visitors since opening in 1992.
    Link

    Previously on BB:
    • UFO museum founder, "Flying Saucer" news release author dies Link
    • Book: "Abducted: How People Come to Believe They Were Kidnapped by Aliens" Link

    UPDATE: BB reader and Roswell resident Curtis Stinnett writes:
    I tend to doubt this theme park will ever be built. Sure Roswell draws plenty of people who get off of I-10 or I-40 to make a 200 mile side trip to see what the fuss is about. That's the problem. It's a side trip. It will always be a side trip. We're a city of 50,000 people that is 180 to 200 miles from someplace larger and 120-130 miles away from the nearest Interstate highway.

    I deliver mail in downtown Roswell within a half a block from the UFO museum. I'm amazed that so many people come here. Before 1980 or so, no one knew we were here. Now I see license plates from all over. Heck, I met a postie from England once while delivering mail. And I will confess that the UFO museum presents a balanced look at the controversy. Note: I am NOT a believer.

    The sad thing is that there is other stuff to see here. Did you know that the Father of Modern Rocketry, Dr. Robert H. Goddard came here to conduct his experiments after he was run out of Massachusetts? One of our high schools is named after him. And one of his rocket gantries sits in front of our art museum. I'm not sure if it's still there, but there used to be a replica of his workshop inside the museum.

    Carlsbad Caverns are close by. So are the haunts of Billy the Kid. The live version of Smokey the Bear came from a fire 70 miles west of here and has his own museum there. John Chisum of the Chisum Trail fame had his ranch just south of here. I'm an hour away from the Triple Crown racing of Quarterhorses.

    But a theme park built around the 'alien' experience. It would suck people away from walking downtown Roswell and then fold. I'm sorry but we're just too far off the beaten path to make this work.
     

    World's largest MP3 store launches

    PayPlay has just launched "the world's largest MP3 download store" -- a store selling more than 1.3 million indie music tracks, with a search engine that allows you to search for your fave artists and get similar indie artists in the catalog. Previous to this PayPlay sold only DRM-crippled WMAs for $0.77, the MP3s sell for $0.88. I guess that we could take that as a tacit admission that DRM makes music worth less, but it does seem a little weird to charge a premium for music that doesn't treat you like a crook. The service says that this reflects the cost of retooling to host MP3s instead of WMAs. Another unfortunate legacy is the service's name, which reflects a time when the business was built on DRM and tried to offer artist the opportunity to get paid for their work. But "PayPlay" doesn't really sell the service to the public, who don't perceive having to pay as a benefit.

    That aside, I got a $20 voucher for the MP3 store last week and spent it all on some pretty great music. I searched for one of my favorite teen punk bands, The Forgotten Rebels, and found a band called Ultimate Power Duo that self-identified as Rebels-esque. I downloaded a handful of their tracks, and was instantly transported to my wasted youth of listening to "In Love With the System" over and over again in my friend Mike's basement while drinking hard cider that we got the taxi driver to buy for us.

    The recommendation system is the key to PayPlay, since it's unlikely you've heard of most of the artists in their catalog. The artists self-identify, citing their musical influences. Searches for better-known artists -- David Byrne, Tom Waits, Talking Heads -- yielded less fruit: there were so many artists in the search results and many of them appeared to be quite adept at, um, hiding the extent to which they were influenced by some of my favorite acts.

    Still, it was easy to fill my basket with $20 worth of $0.88 music, all of which I've enjoyed immensely. PayPlay also features an admirable artist split, with artists taking home an average of $0.59 per track, (artists signed to labels average about seven percent of the price of an iTunes Store download), which means that your purchases at the store are pretty good karma, too. Link

     

    Wurstminster Dog Show paintings

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    The Wurst Gallery has an online art exhibition called the Wurstminster Dog Show. Each artist was giving the choice of painting a dog breed from a list. I was the last one to be invited, so I ended up getting a kind of dog I never heard of -- the belgian tervuren. (A portion of the proceeds from this show will be donated to DoveLewis animal hospital in Portland, Oregon.)

    My painting is called "Encounter in God's country Between a Belgian Tervuren and a Gigantic Beetle." Link

     

    Flickr challenge -- ink a Kirby Thor page

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    Apelad has issued a challenge. Can you ink a Kirby pencil page better than Vince Colletta? I've been known to make disparaging remarks about Vince "the Prince" Colletta's inking style, and now I am going to have to put up or shut up.
    If you're a fan of Stan Lee and Jack Kirby's epic run on the Mighty Thor, you've heard (and maybe even share) the complaints about the inking style of Vince Colletta. Well, now is your chance to put your ink where your mouth is and have some fun re-embellishing a select page of Kirby's dynamic artistry!

    Thanks to the assistance of John Morrow, publisher of The Jack Kirby Collector, I've posted a photostat of Jack Kirby's pencils from a page of Thor issue 144 for you to ink, experiment, and play with. Issue 49 of the Jack Kirby Collector is dedicated to Thor, and Mr. Morrow has indicated he may run select examples of the inked pages submitted to this group!*

    Feel free to use the discussions in this group to share your thoughts or links about Kirby, Thor, inking tips and techniques, and even the infamy of the prolific one himself: Vince "the Prince" Colletta.

    Link
     

    Man in underwear wrestles leopard

    Arthur Du Mosch, 49, of Kibbutz Sde Boker in southern Israel, wrestled a leopard that came in through the window of his home and jumped into his bed while he was sleeping. Apparently, the leopard was ill, making it easier for Du Mosch to restrain it for 20 minutes until park rangers arrived. From the Associated Press:
    (Israel Nature and Parks Protection Authority southern district head Raviv( Shapira said it was probably food that lured the big cat. Leopards living near humans are usually too old to hunt in the wild and resort to chasing down domestic dogs and cats for food, he added.

    Du Mosch's pet cat was in the bed with him at the time, along with his young daughter who had been frightened by a mosquito in her own room.
    Link (Thanks, Sean Ness!)
     

    Tree peels like a banana when hit by lightning

    Eric says:
    200705291345 A lightning strike in Boulder, Colorado this weekend left a tree without much of its bark. One of my co-workers took these pictures and says the tree is waxy and smooth to the touch.
    Link
     

    Creepy kid head candle holders

    200705291324 Candle wax drips on these kid head candle holders, making them look like some kind of Chester Gould villain. Link
     

    Jim Phillips's Screaming Hand as vinyl toy

      Xxkig30Uxvg Rg 7Pjd Dwi Aaaaaaaaac4 Eznyz U2Okq S1600 Jimhands An icon of 1980s skateboarding, Jim Phillips's screaming hand illustration has been revived in urban vinyl. The toy celebrates Phillips's 45th anniversary as an illustrator of rock posters, surfboards, and skateboard decks. It'll be available on June 7 for $150.
    Link and Link (Thanks, Dave Gill!)
     

    Brian McCarty: "God of Animation" toy photo and a TV series!

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    Here is amazing toy photographer Brian McCarty's latest ePostcard, a sublime depiction of the God of Animation. James Jarvis designed the deity for the Platform International Animation Festival in Portland, Oregon next month. Brian shared some other fantastic news too: A TV show based on his wonderful photography, titled "Plastic Fantastic," is officially in development at Nickelodeon! Congrats, Brian!!! Link

    Previously on BB:
    • Brian McCarty's art toy photography Link
    • Brian McCarty's Sasquatch photo Link
     

    Gama-Go book contest: deadline this Friday, June 1

    Gama Book Party (Click on thumbnail for enlargement)

    Boing Boing is holding a contest to give away four copies of Limited Edition: Art & Design of Gama-Go (release date: June 16, 2007). To enter, draw or paint a picture on your hand, then submit a photograph or scan of it. Send entries to gama.go.hand.art@gmail.com. We'll pick our favorites and announce the winners and show their, ahem, handiwork on Boing Boing. Contest ends at Noon Pacific time, June 1st, 2007.

    Gama-Go is also throwing a book release party in San Francisco on June 14. See poster above for details.

     

    Real world cyberwar versus cyberpunk


    GlobalNerdy has published a great table comparing the recent "cyber-attacks" on Estonia with the first fictional account of cyberwar, from William Gibson's brilliant 1984 debut Neuromancer, the book that gave us the term "cyberspace." Science fiction writers predict the present, not the future. Gibson's forthcoming next book, a mind-blower called Spook Country is a book so futuristic it could only have been set in 2006. Link

    See also: Estonia suffers cyber-warfare DD0Ses

     

    Alter Ego: author's audio slideshow of gamers and avatars

     Data Images Ns Av Techblog Alterego 200705 Gallery Large 8.Graves Earlier this month, Cory reviewed Alter Ego, a book of gamers and their in-game avatars collected by photographer Robbie Cooper. He created the book after meeting a traveler who communicated with his kids via Everequest. New Scientist created a gallery of some of the book's portraits with Cooper narrating the stories behind the characters, virtual and real. Link to New Scientist, Link to buy the book

    Previously on BB:
    • Alter Ego: portraits of gamers and their avatars Link
     

    Tree with face

    Treeface This personable tree was shot by a Shropshire Star photographer near a high school in Shrewsbury, Shropshire, England. You can see more of these simulacra in Fortean Times's Fortean Gallery. In Fortean terms, simulacra photos depict "spontaneous or natural figures or images. These can occur in nature as well as in the chance conjunction of artefacts."
    Link

    Previously on BB:
    • Fortean photography Link
    • Daikon "foot" Link
    • Mickey Mouse tomato Link
    Supercloud UPDATE: Of course, clouds are a rich source of simulacra, but I especially like this Superman insignia posted by BB reader DaveX at his Startling Moniker blog. Link
     

    Rudy Rucker on Synthetic Biology

    Newsweek is running Rudy Rucker's entertaining essay about synthetic biology.
    200705290759The fact that the SynBio organisms are likely to have simplified Tinkertoy DNA doesn’t necessarily mean they’re going to be faster and better. It’s more likely that they’ll be dumber and less adaptable. I have a mental image of germ-size MIT nerds putting on gangsta clothes and venturing into alleys to try some rough stuff. And then they meet up with the homies who’ve been keeping it real for a billion years or so.
    Link (Thanks, Arwen!)
     

    Venezuela: Chavez to shut down a second TV station

    Reuters reports that Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez may shut down a second, smaller broadcaster, Globovision, for having allegedly organized an assassination attempt on the president:
    Chavez took Radio Caracas Television, or RCTV, off the air at midnight on Sunday and replaced it with a state-run channel to promote his socialist programs. The move sparked international condemnation and accusations from the opposition that he was undermining democracy in the OPEC nation.

    Protests over the closure of RCTV, Venezuela's oldest private channel, simmered in several Venezuelan cities on Monday. In some locations, the police used tear gas to disperse the crowds.

    Seizing on the momentum of RCTV's closure, Communications Minister Willian Lara presented a case to the state prosecutor's office saying experts hired by the ministry had found that opposition broadcaster Globovision was inciting assassination attempts on Chavez.

    As evidence, he cited Globovision showing footage of an assassination attempt against Pope John Paul II in 1981 accompanied by the song "This Does Not Stop Here," sung by Ruben Blades, now Panama's minister of tourism.

    Link.

    Committee for the Protection of Journalists has published a list of recommendations to the Chavez government: Link.

    Many more reader comments have come in about the earlier closure of RCTV, I'll post some of them here now.


    Simon Garcia says,

    Here is a link to pictures of the protests held today by university students against the government measure to close RCTV and being repressed by police forces. I stress 'close' because even though technically the government decided not to renew the airwaves transmission license. It is clearly a political retaliation measure because they didn't press any charges against RCTV for the coup and didn't give RCTV any chances to explain the reasons why the license wasn't renewed even though RCTV had to have by law preference to get it renewed and the government had plenty of more frequencies to set a new channel. The whole issue is explained very clearly at this CPJ article.
    carlosCCS says,
    Here is video of students protesting the RCTV shutdown. Dozens of students have been harmed by armed forces just because they were supporting the freedom of speech at the state half-funded USB (Universidad Simon Bolivar) one of the oldest and most respectable science and engineering schools in Latin America.

    However hundreds are marching through the streets to demand the right of speech. According to Venezuela's civil laws no security force is entitled to break in any autonomous school of studies.

    This is like the birth of a dictatorship right in front of our eyes. Right now, state owned and financed independent leftist tv stations and websites are celebrating the recent closing down of a critical tv station (RCTV) as a victory of democracy and freedom of speech, the people's democracy. Or as the common state sponsored slogan has it "Con Chávez Manda el Pueblo", (With Chavez the people rules")

    Things are gettin ugly. Please keep an eye on us, dude.

    YOUTUBE VIDEOS: one, two, three.

    Continue reading Venezuela: Chavez to shut down a second TV station.
     

    Bradbury's Farewell Summer, a 50 year+ anticipated sequel to Dandelion Wine

    I've just read Ray Bradbury's Farewell Summer, the 50+-years-later sequel to Dandelion Wine, and it feels like I'm drunk.

    Dandelion Wine is one of my favorite novels ever, period. It's an incredibly lush, juicy story about boys and summer and grandparents and mystery, a book that sits on the line between poetry and prose, a book that seems like the most incredible dream you ever had, that feels like lying in a hammock with your eyes have closed, listening to the wind soughing through the trees. I read it when I was 17, and it made me nostalgic for my youth -- even though I was in the middle of it.

    Farewell Summer comes from the typewriter of a much more mature, more experienced writer. It follows the stories of the people in Dandelion Wine as their long summer stretches into October and gets good to the boys who pack around town, skinny dipping, eating candies, and discovering magic. These boys decide to make their summer last forever, to reject aging, and to do so by targeting the evil, childless old men who run the Board of Education.

    They plot a magic war against the Board, a series of mystical attacks against its members and its trappings, and draw the ire of the town's adults. The story is magic, makes you feel the everyday magic of young invention and delight and rage.

    Bradbury manages to make Farewell Summer every bit as delightful and magical as Dandelion Wine was, but he does at a much shorter length, using language that, by Bradbury standards, is as unadorned as Hemingway's. It's as though a lifetime of word-drunkenness has given him a connoisseur's palate and the ability to substitute one perfectly chosen word for a whole paragraph of beautiful alternatives.

    It felt like I was drunk after I'd finished the 211 large-print pages of this book. The world didn't look the same, and there was a strange, pleasant taste in my mouth. What a wonderful book. It was worth the half-century wait.

    Inside, honey lay sheathed in warm African chocolate. Plunged and captured in amber treasure lay fresh Brazil nuts, almonds, and glazed clusters of snowy coconut. June butter and August wheat were clothed in dark sugars. All were crinkled in folded tinfoil, then wrapped in red and blue papers that told the weight, ingredients and manufacturer. In bright bouquets the candies lay, caramels to glue the teeth, licorice to blacken the heart, chewy wax bottles filled with sickening mint and strawberry sap, Tootsie Rolls to hold like cigars, red-tipped chalk-mint cigarettes for chill mornings when your breath smoked on the air.

    The boys, in the middle of the shop, saw diamonds to crunch, fabulous liquors to swig. Persimmon-colored pop bottles swam, clinking softly, in the Nile waters of the refrigerated box, its water cold enough to cut your skin. Above, on glass shelves, lay cordwood piles of gingersnaps, macaroons, chocolate bits, vanilla wafers shaped like moons, and marshmallow dips, white surprises under black masquerades. All of this to coat the tongue, plaster the palate.

    Link
     

    LOLCODE: LOLCats meet programming

    LOLCODE: programming using the strange, ungrammatical argot of the LOLCats meme:
    HAI WORLD:

    HAI
    CAN HAS STDIO?
    VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
    KTHXBYE

    Link (Thanks to everyone who suggested this link!)

    See also:
    LOLPresidents photoshopping challenge
    Where LOLCats come from
    Massive cache of kittah pix (aka LOLcats, cat macros)
    Pedantic overanalyzer sucks all the fun out of LOLcats
    Pedantic overanalysis of LOLcats not pedantic enough, says blowhard
    LOLtrek
    Cat macros hijacked by heartless homosexuals
    Oh, how I love the gebril macros!

     
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