Contest: imitate the CA Governor issuing a warning

My nine-year-old daughter met Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger on a class trip to Sacramento. He met with the students for about 20 minutes, and told them that one of his favorite acting roles was playing Mr. Freeze in Batman & Robin.

He also handed out photos to the kids. He looks very serious in the photo, and the sticker on the back has a similarly serious warning:

"This photograph is a gift from the Governor and is for the personal use and enjoyment of the recipient only. It may not be used for any other purpose. It may not be sold, duplicated, altered in any way, or used for any political or promotional purpose without the advance express written consent of Governor Schwarzenegger. If this photograph is used in an unauthorized manner, the Governor shall have the right to enjoin its use."

I don't want to break the Governor's rules by holding a promotional contest for the funniest photoshop alteration of the Governor's photo. Instead, I'll hold a contest to find out who can do the best job of imitating the Governor reciting the warning. To enter the contest, dial 818-921-1292 and do your best. The winner will receive a Boing Boing T-shirt! Deadline is midnight tonight, April 25, pacific time. Feel free to be creative and veer from the script. Don't forget to include your name and email address in the message (which I will edit out from the audio if I post it to Boing Boing).