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Sunday, November 12, 2006

Pro excuse-makers help you live a lie

Alibi Networks will help you cheat on your spouse by thinking up excuses, sending convincing flight confirmations and hotel reservations showing that you're travelling for work -- even comeup with convincing literature about the "seminar" you're attending. They'll also buy and ship prezzies for your lover, provide untraceable phone numbers and manage the rest of your sneaky double-life.

Alibi Network is a cutting edge full service agency providing alibis and excused absences as well as assistance with a variety of sensitive issues. We view ourselves as professional advisors who understand our clients’ unique situations. We explore various approaches with our clients and implement the best solution based on the individual case. We understand your need for privacy and we are completely discreet and confidential.

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