Man, who knew IM chats could be so creepy? We were just as surprised not-surprised as everyone else to find that a creep like Mark "Maf54" Foley exists in Congress. Actually, more than anything we were surpised any member of Congress has the time to cyber it up with a child when there are more pressing matters going on like breaking our TVs, defending a false war, and redefining torture.

Rather than lose sleep about all of this we decided to do what we do best: draw up a Foley-Elephant hybrid manimal with it's nuts in an American flag banana hammock and slap it on a t-shirt. Bonus, the shirts have one of three random quotes from the chat logs (do yourself a favor and read this, it's creep-tastic). Depending on what we throw in your bag, you'll get a "Pedophant" shirt with one of the following super-awesome-gross quotes:

• (7:57:05 PM) i always use lotion and the hand
• (7:79:48 PM) is your little guy limp...or growing
• (8:08:31 PM) get a ruler and measure it for me

(...) Here's a nice jpeg of the art, by the way, for AIM icons and what not.

Update: Looks like others may be planning to profit from the congressman's misdeeds, too. BB reader jbuck writes,

Someone just registered maf54.com. "whois" gives

Domain Name.......... maf54.com
Creation Date........ 2006-10-04
Registration Date.... 2006-10-04
Expiry Date.......... 2007-10-04
Organisation Name.... Clifford E. Ogbehon
Organisation Address. P.O.Box 741431
Organisation Address.
Organisation Address. Houston
Organisation Address. 77274-1431
Organisation Address. TX
Organisation Address. UNITED STATES

Someone grapped maf54.org this week too.

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