Reader mail du jour: "Flying spaghetti monster my butt."

Image below: Flying Spaghetti Monster at DragonCon 2006. Note the crazed eyes and the touching of the noodly appendage. (thanks, Brem)

But not everyone has such fond feelings. BoingBoing reader cool Mike says.

You guys are nuts.Come on a flying spaghetti monster?Look there is no such thing as a flying spaghetti monster.God created the world.This is only a jloke.Come on.A flying spaghetti monster/Flying spaghetti monster my butt.You should read the bible,pray,and go to a church.Come on.Have you ever even seen it.

Let me answer that question for you NO!HAVE YOU!YOU SHOULDN'T BELIVE ABOUT EVOLUTION OR OTHER FALSE gods OR FALSE PROPHETS OR EVEN THE MAN WHO FIRST TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS.THAT MAN IS A LIAR. HE JUST DID THAT SO SCHOOLS SHOULDN'TTEACH ABOUT THE ONE AND ONLY ALL POWERFUL, ALL KNOWING, ALMIGHTY GOD AND HIS SON JESUS.lISTEN GOD SACRIFIED HIS ONE AND ONLY SON TO SAVE US ALL.YOU GUYS NEED TO READ THE HOLY BIBLE.IT TEACHES US EVERYTHINNG AND IT DOESN'T LIE LIKE THAT MAN.gUYS WHAT I AM SAYING IS NOT A JOKE IT IS THE TRUTH.PLEASE READ THE HOLY BIBLE.THIS IS VERY TRUE.IN THE BIBLE IT SAYS THAT JESUS WIIL COME BACK.HE WILL COME BACK AND HE WILL TAKE US TO BE JUDGED.AND I TELL I READ T
HIS FROM THE BIBLE IF YOUR NAME IS NOT IN THE BOOK OF LIFE YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO COME INTO HEAVEN.YOU NEED TO READ THE HOLY BIBLE NOT PRAISE A STUPID FALSE THING ABOUT A flying spaghetti monster that does not exist.That man is a liar.Who has ever seen a flying spaghetti monster.

Stop praising,singing,loving,serving,and adoring that thing, that piece of trash,that thing that was made up and doesn't even exist, when you should be praising,singing,loving,serving and adoring the HOLY THE ONE AND ONLY GOD.Please belive me.

Reader comment: Mr. Cris says,

Well, he wasn't at DragonCon this
past weekend.
We had at least 4 "Jesus" (Jesi?) walking about…not including an
ever awsome "Buddy Christ" and only one true Flying Spaghetti Monster.
If only "Cool" Mike had been touched by his noodley appendage like I
have been, he might see things differently. JPEG link.