
I would sum up my fear about the future in one word: boring. And that's my one fear: that everything has happened; nothing exciting or new or interesting is ever going to happen again... the future is just going to be a vast, conforming suburb of the soul. –J. G. BallardLink
As our megalopolis expands, fragments, and warps, we look towards governments, industry, world leaders, and pop stars to guide the way. The party rhetoric echoes a future vision filled with beautiful, delicious urban technologies that will sooth the souls of our communities, generate playful neo-geo-landscapes, and celebrate our omni-connected harmony? But what do we truly aspire, desire, and admire? Emerge from the labs, galleries, homes, offices, and suburbs. Break free and engage in the first open forum Interactive City Summit.
In this stunning music video, a Norwegian band that looks a little like a ginger ZZ Top performs a slow, mournful version of the 80s megahit "Total Eclipse of the Heart." The percussionist plays a collection of derelict appliances, smashing them with unabashed vigor.
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(via Making Light)
Update: Scott sez, "The band is called Hurra Torpedo."
Update 2: Paul sez, "My friend worked on the film crew that followed them around during their North American tour. They will be producing a rockumentary."
Update 3: Nathan sez, "The band features Kristopher Schau, who also is also lead singer of The Cumshots. They made headlines two summers ago during the Quart Festival in Norway by featuring a live sex show by members of Fuck For Forest - a porn company that donates its profits to forestry charities."

Censorware and firewall companies are incapable of accurately judging and categorizing the Internet. Boing Boing's guide to defeating censorware can help you do something about it. Link
Update: Dave sez, 'The network at a previous job of mine had Barracuda, and at various times they blocked BoingBoing as "hacking," Wonkette as "pornography," and all sites associated in any way with computer games as "game playing" (while leaving open all sites having to do with sports, of course).'
Ntwiga says: "Your neighbors are leaching off your wireless internet connection.
What to do? Well this guy took the high road.LinkHe suggests that rather than shutting down access to the router, have some fun. First, separate the networks into trusted and untrusted segments. Then, send all traffic on the the untrusted segment to kittenwar.com
Or even better, set up a squid proxy that takes all images coming in to the untrusted segment and turns them upside down before serving them up. Or just make all the images blurry . . . to create "blurry-net".
LinkHave you ever been in a situation where you wished your cell phone would ring? Maybe you wanted to look extra important or popular on that hot date. Or maybe you just needed an excuse to escape from an unpleasant meeting.
With "The Popularity Dialer", you can plan ahead. Via a web interface, you can choose to have your phone called at a particular time (or several times). At the elected time, your phone will be dialed and you will hear a prerecorded message that's one half of a conversation. Thus, you will be prompted to have a fake conversation and will easily fool those around you.
Link (Via Moleskinerie)I was walking down the street in New York City when I heard a light "thwap" followed by a sense of pressure on my chest. I reached for the area instinctively and felt only the Moleskine. notebook in the inside pocket of my jacket. It wasn't until I looked inside the jacket at my shirt that I found the small mangled piece of lead along with the shredded paper from my notebook. A rogue bullet had gone through my jacket and into my Moleskine. Evidently, the two outer covers and the tightly packed pages of the notebook were enough to slow the bullet down. The ink from my journal entries may have played a small role as well. For whatever reason, the bullet had stopped right between the notebook and my shirt - leaving me without a scratch....
Reader comment: Mack Reed says: "Hate to be the bearer of a correction, but the Moleskine owner just outed himself as a hoaxer."
My favorite conspiracy theory is the one that says the world is being run by a handful of ultra-rich capitalists, and that our elected governments are mere puppets. I sure hope it’s true. Otherwise my survival depends on hordes of clueless goobers electing competent leaders. That’s about as likely as a dog pissing the Mona Lisa into a snow bank.Link (Thanks, Coop!)...
I know some of you will say that it’s obvious that corporate money influences the government. But that’s not enough to make me feel comfortable. I want to know there’s an actual meeting of the puppetmasters every Thursday at 3 pm. I want to know that when one of them suggests a new policy that the group votes by pressing buttons on their chairs and if the idea is deemed bad, the offender drops through a hole in the floor and is eaten by a golden shark. You can’t tell me that democracy produces better policies than the golden shark method.
LinkThe aquarium believes Claudette's ability to re-generate lost limbs became confused and, rather than replacing a missing set of claws, she grew an extra pair instead.
"People working on carbons are always looking for improved properties," says Mildred Dresselhaus, a specialist in carbon materials at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. She points out that coconut shells are already used as a source of porous carbon for water filtration and other applications. "Low-tech routes are commonly used when they do the job," Dresselhaus says...Link
The French team cooked alginate (abundant in brown seaweeds) in an air-free enclosure, turning it into a black powder. They then combined this with a polymer binder to make a hard material, which they shaped into electrodes for supercapacitors.
The amount of electrical charge and energy that these devices can hold is comparable to that of capacitors made from commercial activated carbons. But the seaweed capacitors can be charged to voltages twice as high without breaking down, and the material is twice as dense. They hold up well over time, too: their charge-storage capacity declines by only 15% after 10,000 cycles of charging and discharging.
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For example, when the viewer is angry the colours are dark and appear to have been applied to the canvas with more violent brush strokes.Link
If their expression changes to happy, the artwork adapts so that the colours are vibrant and more subtly applied...
“The programme analyses the image for eight facial expressions, such as the position and shape of the mouth, the openness of the eyes, and the angle of the brows, to work out the emotional state of the viewer,” said Dr John Collomosse from the Department of Computer Science at the University of Bath.
“This kind of empathic painting only needs a desk top computer and a webcam to work, so once you have the programme and have calibrated it for the individual viewer, you are ready to start creating personalised art based on your mood.
“The empathic painting is really an experiment into the feasibility of using high level control parameters, such as emotional state, to replace the many low-level tools that users currently have at their disposal to affect the output of artistic rendering.”
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In this hilarious send-up of Lovecraftian horror and steampunk adventure, President Abraham Lincoln's top spy is a bodyless head known only as Screw-On Head.When arch-fiend Emperor Zombie steals an artifact that will enable him to threaten all life on Earth, the task of stopping him is assigned to Screw-on Head. Fortunately, Screw-On Head is not alone on this perilous quest. He is aided by his multitalented manservant, Mr. Groin, and by his talking canine cohort, Mr. Dog.
Can this unorthodox trio stop Emperor Zombie in time? Does Screw-On Head have a body awesome enough to stop the horrors that have been unleashed? Where can we get a talking dog?
All these questions (O.K., maybe not that last one) will be answered when you watch the thrilling tale of The Amazing Screw-On Head!
Update: Apparently SciFi is blocking access to this by region, here's a YouTube mirror, thanks, Sergio!
Update 2: Here's an alternate YouTube link: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 (Thanks, Raincaster!)
Spending credit illegally was difficult, but there were ways, if you were clever. There were always ways. Using a morph unit illegally was even more difficult, but to Mallory it was worth the risk.Link (Thanks, Jeremy!)Friends like Lorraine made it possible. Lorraine was a lab technician for Softec, and she was both clever and greedy; to make a little extra on the side, she allowed Mallory to use the units during off hours. Mallory had no idea if any of the other morph agents were also clandestine customers -- Lorraine could be trusted to keep her mouth shut.
"I don't understand why they don't market these things for entertainment purposes," Lorraine said as she adjusted the download cap on Mallory's head.
I've suggested that a keystone of any solution to the Net Neutrality problem will be keeping the ISPs honest -- even if we pass a law prohibiting the auction of access to your connection to Internet companies, there's no guarantee that the Bells won't do it, and without a tool like this, it could be very hard to spot. If this works, maybe Google or Alexa (two companies that rely on a neutral net) will put it in their toolbars. It would be very good if there was some public place where data about different ISPs could be aggregated as a real-time Internet health report. Link (Thanks, Damon!) (Thanks to Eecue for the pic!)Kaminsky calls his technique "TCP-based active probing for faults." He says that the software he's developing will be similar to the Traceroute Internet utility that is used to track what path Internet traffic takes as it hops between two machines on different ends of the network.
But unlike Traceroute, Kaminsky's software will be able to make traffic appear as if it is coming from a particular carrier or is being used for a certain type of application, like VoIP. It will also be able to identify where the traffic is being dropped and could ultimately be used to finger service providers that are treating some network traffic as second-class.
Link (via Warren Ellis)The brewers claim that the water is at least 2,000 years old and free of minerals and pollutants.
The first 66,000 litres of the new dark and pale ales are on their way to the Danish market.
Link"Half the songs, I don't know what I'm saying," admits Joy, one of the diehards. She's attending the show despite warnings from her doctor - a recent injury has left her confined to a wheelchair. Lauran is equally obsessed: Pulling her striped socks up above her shin-high combat boots, she recounts how she took the red-eye to New York to see the band on Tuesday, flew back to the West Coast on Thursday, and joined the queue outside the Wiltern eight hours before showtime to secure a prime spot in the mosh pit. Lauran got hooked on Dir en grey five years ago when she stumbled across an audioclip on the Web. She bought her first Dir en grey DVD on eBay - a Chinese copy that required a region 1 decoder. Others discovered the group through its videogame music or merchandise displays at anime conferences. The band also maintains a popular MySpace page with blog entries and videoclips.
Update: Tom sez, "I tracked down free, legal full-length samples of several of their songs."
Update 2: DJ Kidna sez, "I'm a DJ for WKNC 88.1 FM in Raleigh, North Carolina, where I host a show called Made In Japan, specializing in music from Japan. Dir En Grey happens to be one of my top requests, and I play them pretty often"
Update 3: James sez, "The band has released their latest album, Withering to Death worldwide, and in the US on May 16th of this year. It's available at most major retailers such as Best Buy."
Here's a slideshow of people pulling faces of "beautiful agony" -- ecstasy so intense, it might be pain. The gimmick is that some of these are celebrity chefs and food commenters pulling faces after tasting a delicious morsel, and some are porn-stars in the throes of (possibly faked) ecstasy. You have to guess which.
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(via Kottke)
In Darth Smartass, youtuber Doomblake has done an hilarious job of remixing a the little sequence in Empire Strikes Back where Vader is sitting in his clamshell commander's chair, scrubbing different shots back and forth with great precision to produce the effect that Vader is sarcastically opening and shutting the clamshell every time his subordinate opens his mouth. By the end of this, I was laughing aloud. Great work.
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(via Wonderland)
Here's a pretty simple HOWTO for making your own card-counting machine. It's easy enough to detect that it'll probably get your knees busted in Vegas, but you could probably work it at your kid's next birthday party.
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(via Make Blog)
This "Fast Food" table looks like one of those outdoor round McDonald's tables where all the seats are affixed by radial spokes coming from the support; but beneath each seat is a unicycle wheel. The visual pun made me grin, but I'm blogging it because it's got very handsome lines.
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(via Cribcandy)