week of 07/30/2006

Astronomy paintings from the 19th century

Jupit This is amateur scientist/portrait painter Étienne Léopold Trouvelot's rendering of Jupiter as observed from the Harvard College Observatory on November 1, 1880 at 9:30pm. BibliOdyssey has posted many more of Trouvelot's beautiful celestial works.
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Death of Garfield?

On October 23, 1989, Jim Davis began a Garfield storyline that are some of the most depressing, existential, moody strips I've ever read. Garfield wakes up one morning to find that he is totally alone and that his home has long since been abandoned. It's not funny. (Link to more background in the Garfield page on Wikipedia.) Here are those strips, supported by the Twilight Singers' dark and lovely tune "Bonnie Brae." From the comic:
Garfield After years of taking life for granted, Garfield is shaken by a horrifying vision of the inevitable process called ‘time.’ He has only one weapon...denial...
Link (via Summer's Kiss)

UPDATE: Several readers point out that the same strips can be viewed in color at the official Garfield Web site. Link

UPDATE: Sean Savage writes, "Jim Davis clearly took the idea from one of my favorite cartoons, an obscure and magnificent Italian short from 1977 called 'Feline Fantasies.'" Link

Snapshots: Japan's Art Island and Akihabara's Dark Alleys

Todd Lappin has returned from Japan, belly full o' ramen, and sends images.
NAOSHIMA: JAPAN'S "ART ISLAND"
Naoshima is a small fishing island off the southern Japan coast. During the 1990s, Pritzker Prize-winning architect Tadao Ando used the island as the setting to build several spectacular contemporary art museums. Shrewdly, he designed the museums with hotel rooms in which visitors can stay. No less shrewdly, we stayed. Link to Flickr set.

OTAKU AKIHABARA
Akihabara, Tokyo's "Electric Town," is famous for its huge stores overflowing with the latest Japanese electronics. But the area is also a haven for "otaku" -- Japan's anime-inspired geek subculture. These are a just few of the otaku sights to see in the darker corners of the neighborhood. PARENTAL ADVISORY-- Contains anatomically-enhanced plastic action figures. Link to flickr set.

Daoud Kuttab: Trouble at the border

Sent to BoingBoing by Daoud Kuttab, an award-winning independent Palestinian journalist in Jordan. He is the director of the Institute of Modern Media at Al Quds University in Ramallah, and founded AmmanNet, the Arab world's first internet radio station. He has the distinction of having been jailed by both the Israeli and Palestinian authorities for his work as a journalist.
August 2, 2006
Trouble at the Border
By Daoud Kuttab, Ramallah, West Bank

For about three hours on Tuesday, I was really concerned. My sister Grace and her four children were traveling from Jordan to see relatives in the West Bank using the northern Jordan-Israel crossing point. The source of my concern was a news item I saw on TV saying that a Hezbollah rocket had fallen on Bisan in northern Israel.

Bisan, literally on the other side of the border crossing that the family was about to reach, is now called Beit Shean and is 100 percent inhabited by Israelis. I was debating whether to ask them to turn back or or let them take their chances.

When I finally called Grace on her cellphone, she told me that they had almost reached the crossing point. I told her what was happening. She said that they wanted to continue on. I then advised her that once they crossed into Israel, they should drive quickly south towards Jerusalem. I never expected her to be denied entry by the Israelis for a completely different reason.

Continue reading Daoud Kuttab: Trouble at the border.

Cyclopian child born in Chennai, India

Scott Carney, a tech journalist who lives in Chennai, India, says:
A one-eyed child suffering from a rare chromosomal disorder known as cyclopia was born in a hospital in Chennai earlier this week. The disorder occurs during pregnancy when the cells that constitute the forebrain fail to develop properly and fuse into a single eye. Instances of cyclopia are generally attributed to outside factors like ambient pollution, radiation, drugs and the introduction of other agents that can alter fetal development.

The pictures bare an eerie resemblance to images of Love Canal, a suburban community built on top of the most notorious toxic waste dump in New York State. While the small town was still populated, several children were born without eyes and cancer was hundreds of times the normal rate.

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Reader comment: Hal says,

The deformity of the cyclops baby is caused by a morphogen or "form-producing substance." that creates the shape of the brain and face. In this case, the morphogen did not work correctly. Here's the odd bit, the name of the morphogen is "Sonic Hedgehog" (or "Shh"). Links to cite: one, two, three.

Steal this plant: Brazil fights big pharma name-nappers

BoingBoing reader Chris Spurgeon says,
Brazil is sick and tired of companies stealing their plant names, and they're not going to take it any more! Brazil has a wonderful rep for not just rolling over and accepting the increasingly draconian intellectual property treaties being foisted on developing nations by the first world. Their latest move comes in response to a growing trend. It goes like this:

1) Brazilians spend millennia eating some great tasting Brazilian plant that's also great for your health.
2) Foreign company learns about the plant.
3) Foreign company trademarks the plant name and creates a company to sell the plant (turned into a health drink, or shampoo, or anti-aging cream, or brain-tonic pills, or God knows what else).
4) Some poor guy in Brazil opens up a local business cooking up the plant for the locals. (He uses the plant name in his company's name). He starts a little export business selling his product.
5) He gets the pants sued off of him because some company 5,000 miles away trademarked the plant name. Never mind the fact that folks in Brazil have been calling the plant by that name forever.
6) Repeat over and over.

Brazil has now come up with a wonderfully pragmatic way to break this cycle. They've compiled a list (there's a pdf here) of more than 5,000 Portuguese language names of plants, seeds, roots, etc. They've shipped the list off to the World Intellectual Property Organization (WIPO), the World Trade Organization (WTO), and trademark offices around the world. The idea is that if all of these organizations and countries know a term is already in use they will be less likely to grant some company a trademark on it. Clever!

Link to article on the Intellectual Property Watch website. Image courtesy of Mauro Peixoto at The Fantastic World of Brazilian Plants, which does indeed look quite fantastic.

Reader comment: Jason Bandlow says,

Brazil is not the only country trying to defend the knowledge its people have had for centuries. This article from the BBC last December describes India doing the same thing for medicine. Link
My co-editor David Pescovitz points to the work of Jay Keasling, pioneering researcher at UC Berkeley in synthetic biology, who wants to engineer bacteria to produce the precursor of a promising anti-AIDS drug. Pesco reminds us that Craig Venter is doing similar work to make organisms that crank out ethanol. Snip:
Despite Prostratin's promise as an anti-AIDS drug, its supply is limited by the fact that the drug has to be extracted from the bark and stemwood of the mamala tree. Researchers in the laboratory of Jay Keasling, UC Berkeley professor of chemical engineering, plan to clone the genes from the tree that naturally produce Prostratin and insert them into bacteria to make microbial factories for the drug.

A microbial source for Prostratin will ensure a plentiful, high-quality supply if it is approved as an anti-AIDS drug," said Keasling, who also is a faculty affiliate with the California Institute for Quantitative Biomedical Research (QB3) and head of the Synthetic Biology Department at Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory. "We consider the actual gene sequences as part of Samoa's sovereignty, and every effort will be made to reflect this fact."

The agreement, signed by Prime Minister Tuila'epa Aiono Sailele Malielegaoi of Samoa and UC Berkeley's Vice Chancellor for Research Beth Burnside, gives Samoa and UC Berkeley equal shares in any commercial proceeds from the genes. Samoa's 50 percent share will be allocated to the government, to villages, and to the families of healers who first taught ethnobotanist Dr. Paul Alan Cox how to use the plant. The agreement also states that UC Berkeley and Samoa will negotiate the distribution of the drug in developing nations at a minimal profit if Keasling is successful.

Link. Here's a profile Pesco wrote of Keasling last year: Link.

ScienceMatters@Berkeley, August/September issue

In my new issue of ScienceMatters@Berkeley:
 Archives Volume3 Issue22 Images Klein3-1 * Simulating the Stars: modeling star formation in the computer

* Life 2.0: building synthetic organisms to fight cancer and make fuel

* Mapping the Future of Field Geology: replacing crayons and paper with tablet PCs and GPS
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Love frontman Arthur Lee, RIP

Love singer Arthur Lee passed away at the age of 61.
200608041540 Arthur Lee, singer and guitarist of the influential 1960s band Love, has died in Memphis at the age of 61 following a battle with acute myeloid leukaemia.

A Memphis native who called himself the "first so-called black hippie", Lee formed Love in Los Angeles in 1965.

The multiracial band recorded three groundbreaking albums that fused rock, blues and psychedelia - the self-titled Love, Da Capo and Forever Changes.

Link (Thanks, Bryan Whellams!)

Reviews for milk on Amazon are funny

So far, 344 smart-ass reviewers from ytmnd.com have had fun writing about the 128-ounce jug of Tuscan Grade A Milk.
Picture 3-14"One of the insurmountable obstacles in my life has been how to get a gallon of Tuscan Whole Milk from Gristedes back to my apartment without finishing it first. Up until now it was necessary to buy a second gallon. Amazon has changed all that. Now I can get my Tuscan Whole Milk at my apartment in a sealed cardboard box that will protect it at least as far as the elevator. From that point the "No Milk Guzzling" sign in the elevator holds me back. In the short walk to my apartment door I may down a pint or two but for the most part the gallon stays intact. This has changed my life immeasurably for the better."

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"I had a problem where my roof was leaking. I poured some Tuscan Whole Milk over it to seal it up and it just flowed right into the hole and didn't do anything. I now have milk constantly dripping down from the ceiling and it has stained the drywall as well. The milk trapped in the ceiling is now rancid and smells horrible. It has also induced a pest infestation problem. The pest control company won't deal with it because of the odor is unbearable in the house. My wife and children are now leaving me as well. This product has ruined my life. Do not buy this product, I suggest some roof caulking or tar instead."

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"At first I was struck with despair when my cat got into my gallon of Tuscan whole milk, but what was once consternation quickly turned to joy as seconds later my cat became Halle Berry dressed in a black leather cat outfit. I cannot thank the creators of Tuscan whole milk and Gristedes Supermarkets of New York for the limitless pleasure which ensued."

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Come Join the Fun: fantastic cutup version of "Perversion for Profit"

Picture 2-13 Glenn Lambert says: "Even better [than this] is this cutup version [of Perversion for Profit], which makes George Putnam into an advocate for porn. It's called Come Join The Fun. It's public domain, and it can be seen and downloaded from the Internet Archive. Link

NASA's woodpecker watch

As part of the search for the legendary and elusive Ivory-billed woodpecker, a NASA research plane is flying over the bird's possible hiding place of the Mississippi Delta and collecting data of the ground below. The "grail bird" has been thought to be extinct for the last sixty years but was reportedly spotted two years ago in Arkansas by a kayaker and possibly caught on a few seconds of grainy video captured last year. (Previous BB posts about the Ivory-bill here and here.) As the quest continues to confirm the existence of the bird, scientists from NASA and the University Maryland are using an airborne instrument to take precise measurements of the forest canopy. From Reuters (watercolor by John James Audubon, 1826):
 Wikipedia En C Cc Ivorybilledwoodpecker (The device) sends pulses of energy to Earth's surface, where light particles from the lasers bounce off leaves, branches and the ground and reflect back to the instrument.

These signals give scientists a direct measurement of the height of the forest's leaf-covered treetops, the ground level below and everything in between, NASA said in a statement....

Knowing the thickness of ground vegetation, the density of tree leaves and other factors including closeness to water and age of the forest might help in the search, he said.
Link (Thanks, Ken Goldberg!)

UPDATE: My pal Thau writes, "Given the historic NASA/Woodpecker hostilities, I question the motivations behind NASA's Woodpecker Watch. :) " Link

See all your OS X applications at once

200608041237
After installing Todos, you can enter Command-Option-Control-T to bring up this purty window that shows all your applications. Then click an icon to launch the app. Link (Via FreeMacWare)

Photography of Charles Kamm

200608041213Charles Kamm takes haunting and funny photos of Southern California and Mexico. Link (Click on photo to see another one)

HOWTO have picnic geometry fun

 Blog Geometry6 In this week's edition of MAKE:'s Weekend Projects videocast, Bre Pettis shows how to make strange geometric spheres and structures from materials you might find at a picnic. Seen here, Bre with his giant inflatable Icosahedron.
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Spam for weird bottle opener

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Here's a funny spam for a ridiculous bottle opener manufactured in China by COOOOOL TOY INDUSTRY LTD.
OUR NEWEST FUNNY BOTTLE OPENER--SEXUAL BOTTLE OPENER (rosh standards)

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NOW WE HAVE A NEW GREAT TOY. I THINK MAYBE SUIT YOUR MARKET:

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AND she can open beer bottle for you!! Can you see how she open the bottle for you? So funny! Right?

I know you can not believe that she can moan!!! Every time you open bottle by she. She will moan louder and louder. Like you make she come.

It can be used in beer bar and coffee bar and hotel and home.
It's a so good promotion gift if your customer is young man.

Material: ABS and iron

It need 2pcs AA battery
We can make some change for you:
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Link to not-safe-for-work audio file

Curry as brain food

Eating certain curry dishes may improve the cognitive performance of elderly people, report scientists from the National University of Singapore. Apparently, the curcumin in tumeric, often used in curry, may prevent the plaque build-up in the brain that's associated with Alzheimer's. From New Scientist:
"What is remarkable is that apparently one needs only to consume curry once in a while for the better cognitive performance to be evidenced," says Ng, who says he wants to confirm the results, possibly in a controlled clinical trial comparing curcumin and a placebo.
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Club Gulag

The mayor of the Russian town of BVorkuta, a former Gulag outpost 1200 miles northeast of Moscow, is hoping to charge tourists £80/day to have what sounds like a miserable time. He thinks people will pay to have a prison camp experience. From The Independent:
His idea, which has upset survivors of the prison camp, envisages recreating a tiny part of the Gulag complete with watchtowers, guards armed with paintball guns, snarling dogs, rolls of barbed wire, spartan living conditions - and forced labour...

The Mayor's idea is part of a growing trend in Russia for extreme tourism. Tour companies already offer the chance to work as a Volga boatman in their holiday - literally by pulling a barge along the famous river - or to undergo basic military training overseen by veterans of the Chechen wars.

In that same spirit the governor of Vladimir Lenin's native region recently floated plans to open aLeninland theme park that would also allow visitors to experience elements of the Gulag. Mr Shpektor contends that his "Club Gulag" holiday camp would remind people of the horrors of Stalin's repression in a way that dry history books cannot.
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Funny 1965 anti-pornography educational film

Perversion for Profit is a 1965 anti-pornography educational film produced by the "Citizens for Decent Literature." It has all the delightfully hokey elements of educational films of the era, including a lush, dramatic orchestral soundtrack, and a wooden white male authority figure who delivers the facts in grave tones.
Picture 1-16 A flood-tide of filth is engulfing our country in the form of newsstand obscenity. It is threatening to pervert an entire generation of our American children. We know that once a person is perverted, it is practically impossible for the person to adjust to normal attitudes in regards to sex.
Link (Thanks, Coop!) Steve says:

Reader comment:

That's not just any old "wooden, white male authority figure"... That's George Putnam! Putnam is one of LA's grand old newsmen, still doing commentaries after 72 years in the business. LA TV viewers remember Putnam from the 70s show, "Talkback"- a wild talk show that commented on current events. Like Joe Pine and Wally George, Putnam really knew how to keep the show entertaining. The basic concept of the program was that George represented white God-fearing Americans and Larry McCormick, a local black reporter (who was sorely outmatched) represented everyone else. I remember one particularly zany show where McCormick was talking about the student riots when George piped up, "I have a loaded revolver near every window in my house, and if any filthy hippies try to get in, I'll use them!" George Putnam is a treasure.
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What's next for Wikipedia

Andy sez,
A few minutes ago here at the Wikimania conference, Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales announced that the One Laptop Per Child Project is including Wikipedia as the first element in their content repository. They've been talking about this for at least a year, but now it's official.

He also announced a new project called Wikiversity. It will serve as an online center for the creation and use of free learning materials and activities. It will create and host a range of free content materials, multilingual learning materials, for all ages in all languages. It'll host scholarly projects and communities to support these materials, and foster research based in part on existing resources in Wikiversity and other wikimedia projects. Launching in three languages, in a six-month beta, within a month.

Wikimedia Foundation will also now have an advisory board to help improve partnerships, public relations, financing, etc. Additionally, Wikia and SocialText is launching Wikiwyg. It will make it easier for more people to get involved in wiki editing. The technological barrier to entry keeps out really smart people who are uncomfortable with the Wikipedia interface, Wales said. "Wikiwyg, in some shape or form, will be the future of the Internet," because it will allow non-techies to become Wikipedians easily.

Link (Thanks, Andy!)

Cocoons and larvae eat Sweden

This Swedish website contains jaw-dropping (and way grody) photos of a carpet caterpillar (?) infestation in which bicycles and trees are completely covered in cocoon that's filled with masses of writhing, maggot-like larvae. Link (Thanks, Fipi Lele!)

Update: Thomas sez, "The larvae are almost certainly from the butterfly Yponomeuta evonymella, Bird-cherry Ermine (or Häggspinnmal in Swedish). It has haunted areas of Sweden for several years, but the trees do come back after being stripped clean of their foliage."

Gonzales: Gitmo prisoners can be held indefinitely

US Torturer General Alberto Gonzales has announced that the illegally detained prisoners in Guantanamo may be detained indefinitely:
We can detain any combatants for the duration of the hostilities," said Gonzales, speaking to the Senate Armed Services Committee.

"If we choose to try them, that's great. If we don't choose to try them, we can continue to hold them," he said...

The proposed rules would allow hearsay evidence to be introduced, including evidence obtained under duress, unless a military judge considers it unreliable, Gonzales said.

To prevent terrorists from having access to confidential information, judges handling the cases must be able to temporarily exclude defendants from their own trial if deemed necessary for national security.

Bottom line: In order to save freedom, we must first squat and dump on the Bill of Rights.

Link (via Digg)

Circuit City offers DVD ripping service

A Circuit City store is offering "DVD transfer service" to an iPod at $10/disc. This seems like a natural service for a store that sells iPods to offer, except that ripping DVDs is illegal under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA). It's not that making a copy of your DVDs for your iPod is illegal -- that part's all right. It's breaking the flimsy anti-copying locks on a DVD that's against the law -- the DMCA prohibits breaking any lock, even if you're doing it for a lawful purpose. Link

Skeleton casemod

This gruesome, Hellraiser-esque casemod comes with a skull and spinal column, from which the major PC components are suspended, exposed and humming.
This mod is made of bronze-brazed, hammer-beaten copper. The drives' support is a hammer-beaten and bronze-brazed silver-plated skull. I am an HVAC Tech by trade and create most of my art work using the material that I work with during my day job. The spine that supports the hard drive and DVD and the skeleton hands that support the motherboard are constructed from used refrigerant piping that I beat into the shape of human bones. The "on" switch and "reset" switch are from defective setback thermostats.

The skull and face suspended from the spine that frame in the DVD writer and 300GB hard drive are made from silver-plated bowls purchased at a junk store. When the DVD writer or hard drive power up or go into "seek" mode, the skull face jiggles. I had to take apart the 500-watt power supply to reverse the biscuit fan, because I wanted it to blow up through the opening in the base to help cool the main board.

Link (via Make Blog)

Guide to great Creative Commons books and music

Sam sez, "The Best Media in Life is Free is a wonderful blog, now entering its second month. It posts carefully chosen links to music, audio and ebooks licensed under the Creative Commons system. Its proprietor is apparently having a birthday today and in honour of the occasion would like people to spread the word about the blog and 'bring new people onto the CC love train.'" Link (Thanks, Sam!)

San Francisco: Interactive City Summit next week

If you're in the Bay Area, BB pal Eric Paulos is organizing a free public conference August 7-8 to discuss the future of urban life. The event is part of the huge International Symposium of Electronic Arts taking place in San Jose next week. Speakers at the Interactive City Summit include the likes of Matt "Blackbelt" Jones, Trokia, Rebar, and Erik Davis. From the event info page:
I would sum up my fear about the future in one word: boring. And that's my one fear: that everything has happened; nothing exciting or new or interesting is ever going to happen again... the future is just going to be a vast, conforming suburb of the soul. —J. G. Ballard

As our megalopolis expands, fragments, and warps, we look towards governments, industry, world leaders, and pop stars to guide the way. The party rhetoric echoes a future vision filled with beautiful, delicious urban technologies that will sooth the souls of our communities, generate playful neo-geo-landscapes, and celebrate our omni-connected harmony? But what do we truly aspire, desire, and admire? Emerge from the labs, galleries, homes, offices, and suburbs. Break free and engage in the first open forum Interactive City Summit.
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Total Eclipse of the Heart as a mournful appliance-smashing dirge

In this stunning music video, a Norwegian band that looks a little like a ginger ZZ Top performs a slow, mournful version of the 80s megahit "Total Eclipse of the Heart." The percussionist plays a collection of derelict appliances, smashing them with unabashed vigor. Link (via Making Light)

Update: Scott sez, "The band is called Hurra Torpedo."

Update 2: Paul sez, "My friend worked on the film crew that followed them around during their North American tour. They will be producing a rockumentary."

Update 3: Nathan sez, "The band features Kristopher Schau, who also is also lead singer of The Cumshots. They made headlines two summers ago during the Quart Festival in Norway by featuring a live sex show by members of Fuck For Forest - a porn company that donates its profits to forestry charities."

Felten's blog classed as "hacking" site by firewall


Freedom to Tinker, the security blog maintained by the Princeton's esteemed engineering prof Ed Felten, has been blocked by a personal firewall from a company called Barracuda, which has classified the site as a "hacking" site.

Censorware and firewall companies are incapable of accurately judging and categorizing the Internet. Boing Boing's guide to defeating censorware can help you do something about it. Link

Update: Dave sez, 'The network at a previous job of mine had Barracuda, and at various times they blocked BoingBoing as "hacking," Wonkette as "pornography," and all sites associated in any way with computer games as "game playing" (while leaving open all sites having to do with sports, of course).'

Prank on WiFi leeches

(Note: I am in favor of keeping your WiFi network open so that neighbors and passers-by can use it. But I still think this is funny. -- Mark)

200608031509 Ntwiga says: "Your neighbors are leaching off your wireless internet connection.

What to do? Well this guy took the high road.

He suggests that rather than shutting down access to the router, have some fun. First, separate the networks into trusted and untrusted segments. Then, send all traffic on the the untrusted segment to kittenwar.com

Or even better, set up a squid proxy that takes all images coming in to the untrusted segment and turns them upside down before serving them up. Or just make all the images blurry . . . to create "blurry-net".

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Schedule a fake call to get out of a boring meeting or other event

The Popularity Dialer is a service that lets you schedule an automated call to your phone at a specific time and date.
Have you ever been in a situation where you wished your cell phone would ring? Maybe you wanted to look extra important or popular on that hot date. Or maybe you just needed an excuse to escape from an unpleasant meeting.

With "The Popularity Dialer", you can plan ahead. Via a web interface, you can choose to have your phone called at a particular time (or several times). At the elected time, your phone will be dialed and you will hear a prerecorded message that's one half of a conversation. Thus, you will be prompted to have a fake conversation and will easily fool those around you.

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Moleskine stops a bullet, saves man's life (It was a joke)

(Update: see below) This blog entry is skimpy on details, so I can't vouch for its veracity. If true, it's a great story:
200608031438I was walking down the street in New York City when I heard a light "thwap" followed by a sense of pressure on my chest. I reached for the area instinctively and felt only the Moleskine. notebook in the inside pocket of my jacket. It wasn't until I looked inside the jacket at my shirt that I found the small mangled piece of lead along with the shredded paper from my notebook. A rogue bullet had gone through my jacket and into my Moleskine. Evidently, the two outer covers and the tightly packed pages of the notebook were enough to slow the bullet down. The ink from my journal entries may have played a small role as well. For whatever reason, the bullet had stopped right between the notebook and my shirt - leaving me without a scratch....
Link (Via Moleskinerie)

Reader comment: Mack Reed says: "Hate to be the bearer of a correction, but the Moleskine owner just outed himself as a hoaxer."

Scott Adams hopes a secret cabal is pulling the strings

Dilbert creator Scott Adams has a great entry on his blog about his fervent hope that a secret society of puppetmasters is really running things, instead of the miserable morons (of both stripes) in Washington.
My favorite conspiracy theory is the one that says the world is being run by a handful of ultra-rich capitalists, and that our elected governments are mere puppets. I sure hope it’s true. Otherwise my survival depends on hordes of clueless goobers electing competent leaders. That’s about as likely as a dog pissing the Mona Lisa into a snow bank.

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I know some of you will say that it’s obvious that corporate money influences the government. But that’s not enough to make me feel comfortable. I want to know there’s an actual meeting of the puppetmasters every Thursday at 3 pm. I want to know that when one of them suggests a new policy that the group votes by pressing buttons on their chairs and if the idea is deemed bad, the offender drops through a hole in the floor and is eaten by a golden shark. You can’t tell me that democracy produces better policies than the golden shark method.

Link (Thanks, Coop!)

Three-clawed crab

Claudette is a three-clawed crab netted by fisher Jeff Brown off the Cornish coast. She is in quarantine at the Blue Reef aquarium in Newquay for a few days and then will be put on display. From the BBC News:
Crabclaw-1 The aquarium believes Claudette's ability to re-generate lost limbs became confused and, rather than replacing a missing set of claws, she grew an extra pair instead.
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Seaweed capacitors

French scientists demonstrated that seaweed, when burned to a crisp, is a great material for making supercapacitors that could provide more power than traditional batteries. Today, the electrodes in supercapacitors are usually made from activated carbon. According to Francois Béguin of the CNRS Research Centre on Divided Matter and his colleagues, cooked seaweed carbon can be charged to much higher voltages making small supercapacitors to power, say, laptops, more of a practical possibility. From News@Nature:
"People working on carbons are always looking for improved properties," says Mildred Dresselhaus, a specialist in carbon materials at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. She points out that coconut shells are already used as a source of porous carbon for water filtration and other applications. "Low-tech routes are commonly used when they do the job," Dresselhaus says...

The French team cooked alginate (abundant in brown seaweeds) in an air-free enclosure, turning it into a black powder. They then combined this with a polymer binder to make a hard material, which they shaped into electrodes for supercapacitors.

The amount of electrical charge and energy that these devices can hold is comparable to that of capacitors made from commercial activated carbons. But the seaweed capacitors can be charged to voltages twice as high without breaking down, and the material is twice as dense. They hold up well over time, too: their charge-storage capacity declines by only 15% after 10,000 cycles of charging and discharging.
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Digital art that responds to emotional state

Computer scientists have created a digital artwork that changes based on the mood of the viewer as expressed in his or her face. A webcam tracks eight facial features and then changes the digital image in response. The researchers from the University of Bath and University of Boston University call the technique "empathic painting."
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From a press release:
For example, when the viewer is angry the colours are dark and appear to have been applied to the canvas with more violent brush strokes.

If their expression changes to happy, the artwork adapts so that the colours are vibrant and more subtly applied...

“The programme analyses the image for eight facial expressions, such as the position and shape of the mouth, the openness of the eyes, and the angle of the brows, to work out the emotional state of the viewer,” said Dr John Collomosse from the Department of Computer Science at the University of Bath.

“This kind of empathic painting only needs a desk top computer and a webcam to work, so once you have the programme and have calibrated it for the individual viewer, you are ready to start creating personalised art based on your mood.

“The empathic painting is really an experiment into the feasibility of using high level control parameters, such as emotional state, to replace the many low-level tools that users currently have at their disposal to affect the output of artistic rendering.”
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Steampunk cartoon from SciFi channel: Amazing Screw-On Head

SciFi.com is hosting the entire pilot of a proposed new animated steampunk toon called "The Amazing Screw-On Head," based on the comics of the same name. They're asking for feedback from the net about the show, and if it's positive enough, they've promised to commission and air the rest of the series. I'm watching it now and loving it:

In this hilarious send-up of Lovecraftian horror and steampunk adventure, President Abraham Lincoln's top spy is a bodyless head known only as Screw-On Head.

When arch-fiend Emperor Zombie steals an artifact that will enable him to threaten all life on Earth, the task of stopping him is assigned to Screw-on Head. Fortunately, Screw-On Head is not alone on this perilous quest. He is aided by his multitalented manservant, Mr. Groin, and by his talking canine cohort, Mr. Dog.

Can this unorthodox trio stop Emperor Zombie in time? Does Screw-On Head have a body awesome enough to stop the horrors that have been unleashed? Where can we get a talking dog?

All these questions (O.K., maybe not that last one) will be answered when you watch the thrilling tale of The Amazing Screw-On Head!

Link (Thanks, Ryan!)

Update: Apparently SciFi is blocking access to this by region, here's a YouTube mirror, thanks, Sergio!

Update 2: Here's an alternate YouTube link: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 (Thanks, Raincaster!)

Sf story: gender-bending, identity-shifting post-cyberpunk coolth

Ruth Nestvold has a new short story on the site Futurismic, a fine little gender-gending, identity-shifting piece called "Exit Without Saving."
Spending credit illegally was difficult, but there were ways, if you were clever. There were always ways. Using a morph unit illegally was even more difficult, but to Mallory it was worth the risk.

Friends like Lorraine made it possible. Lorraine was a lab technician for Softec, and she was both clever and greedy; to make a little extra on the side, she allowed Mallory to use the units during off hours. Mallory had no idea if any of the other morph agents were also clandestine customers -- Lorraine could be trusted to keep her mouth shut.

"I don't understand why they don't market these things for entertainment purposes," Lorraine said as she adjusted the download cap on Mallory's head.

Link (Thanks, Jeremy!)

Test for Network Neutrality

Dan Kaminsky, DNS hacker and rootkit infection sleuth, has devised a test for checking to see if your Internet connection is "neutral" -- that is, whether your connection is being filtered, throttled, slowed down, or monkeyed with secretly by your ISP:
Kaminsky calls his technique "TCP-based active probing for faults." He says that the software he's developing will be similar to the Traceroute Internet utility that is used to track what path Internet traffic takes as it hops between two machines on different ends of the network.

But unlike Traceroute, Kaminsky's software will be able to make traffic appear as if it is coming from a particular carrier or is being used for a certain type of application, like VoIP. It will also be able to identify where the traffic is being dropped and could ultimately be used to finger service providers that are treating some network traffic as second-class.

I've suggested that a keystone of any solution to the Net Neutrality problem will be keeping the ISPs honest -- even if we pass a law prohibiting the auction of access to your connection to Internet companies, there's no guarantee that the Bells won't do it, and without a tool like this, it could be very hard to spot. If this works, maybe Google or Alexa (two companies that rely on a neutral net) will put it in their toolbars. It would be very good if there was some public place where data about different ISPs could be aggregated as a real-time Internet health report. Link (Thanks, Damon!) (Thanks to Eecue for the pic!)

Global warming beer made from melting ice-caps

A Danish brewery in Greenland is brewing beer using water from the melting Arctic ice-cap. As AccordionGuy sez, "when life gives you SARS, make sarsaparilla," or in this case, "When life gives you catastrophic global warming, get drunk."
The brewers claim that the water is at least 2,000 years old and free of minerals and pollutants.

The first 66,000 litres of the new dark and pale ales are on their way to the Danish market.

Link (via Warren Ellis)

Japanese cosplayer band packs houses in the US

2,200 goths showed up for a show by the Japanese cosplayer band Dir en grey in LA, despite the fact that the band has never released a CD in the US, sings in Japanese, and has no US airplay. The fans organized elaborate, synchronized stunts via LiveJournal, and sang along phonetically with the words.
"Half the songs, I don't know what I'm saying," admits Joy, one of the diehards. She's attending the show despite warnings from her doctor - a recent injury has left her confined to a wheelchair. Lauran is equally obsessed: Pulling her striped socks up above her shin-high combat boots, she recounts how she took the red-eye to New York to see the band on Tuesday, flew back to the West Coast on Thursday, and joined the queue outside the Wiltern eight hours before showtime to secure a prime spot in the mosh pit. Lauran got hooked on Dir en grey five years ago when she stumbled across an audioclip on the Web. She bought her first Dir en grey DVD on eBay - a Chinese copy that required a region 1 decoder. Others discovered the group through its videogame music or merchandise displays at anime conferences. The band also maintains a popular MySpace page with blog entries and videoclips.
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Update: Tom sez, "I tracked down free, legal full-length samples of several of their songs."

Update 2: DJ Kidna sez, "I'm a DJ for WKNC 88.1 FM in Raleigh, North Carolina, where I host a show called Made In Japan, specializing in music from Japan. Dir En Grey happens to be one of my top requests, and I play them pretty often"

Update 3: James sez, "The band has released their latest album, Withering to Death worldwide, and in the US on May 16th of this year. It's available at most major retailers such as Best Buy."

Camouflage any webpage as "work-safe" Word file


WorkFriendly is a proxy that will reformat any web-page to look like a Word document, so that your snoopy boss and cow-orkers won't catch you reading non-work-related sites. Link (via Kottke)

Foodgasm v. Porngasm: Can you tell the difference?

Here's a slideshow of people pulling faces of "beautiful agony" -- ecstasy so intense, it might be pain. The gimmick is that some of these are celebrity chefs and food commenters pulling faces after tasting a delicious morsel, and some are porn-stars in the throes of (possibly faked) ecstasy. You have to guess which. Link (via Kottke)

Darth Smartass, hilarious video remix from Empire Strikes Back

In Darth Smartass, youtuber Doomblake has done an hilarious job of remixing a the little sequence in Empire Strikes Back where Vader is sitting in his clamshell commander's chair, scrubbing different shots back and forth with great precision to produce the effect that Vader is sarcastically opening and shutting the clamshell every time his subordinate opens his mouth. By the end of this, I was laughing aloud. Great work. Link (via Wonderland)

HOWTO make a clandestine card-counter machine

Here's a pretty simple HOWTO for making your own card-counting machine. It's easy enough to detect that it'll probably get your knees busted in Vegas, but you could probably work it at your kid's next birthday party. Link (via Make Blog)

Fast food table with unicycle wheels

This "Fast Food" table looks like one of those outdoor round McDonald's tables where all the seats are affixed by radial spokes coming from the support; but beneath each seat is a unicycle wheel. The visual pun made me grin, but I'm blogging it because it's got very handsome lines. Link (via Cribcandy)

Funny piss-take on Britain's cinematic piracy warnings


Part seven of the amazing machinima epic Bloodspell has just gone live. Bloodspell is a feature film made using the 3D engines from video games, allowing the animators to produce a slick 3D movie for peanuts. The latest edition is notable for including a protracted piss-take on the obnoxious copyright warnings shown before movies in British cinemas. In these warnings, an organization called "FACT" (Federation Against Copyright Theft) insinuates that you're probably a crook, asks you to snitch on your neighbor, lies about how copyright law works, and threatens to turn you over to the police if you point your cameraphone at the screen. The Bloodspell version is much, much better. Link (Thanks, Hugh!)

CinemaNow's Burn-to-DVD DRM is irresponsibly defective

An anonymous optical disc R&D engineer wrote to me with news of CinemaNow's "Burn to DVD" system. This is the system that lets you burn a DVD from your downloaded CinemaNow Windows DRM videos.

The engineer recently reviewed the "Burn to DVD" specification and found that the system has been designed really badly -- so badly that it's likely that DVDs burned with CinemaNow are likely to fail in many commercial DVD players.

The system is based on the deliberate introduction of errors caused by Digital Sum Value (DSV), a sum that represents the ratio of land to pits on the surface of the DVD. The DVD spec notes the possibility of DSV errors and instructs implementers to take care to avoid them, as these errors can cause a host of problems with reading and playing discs.

My source notes that the introduction of DSV errors is indiscriminate and uncontrollable -- the multitude of possible combinations of DVD burners' chip-sets, blank media, and other variables means that any attempt to introduce DSV errors will produce unpredictable outcomes.

The engineer tried burning Burn-to-DVD discs with a variety of test-bench equipment and found that many of his burners failed entirely, and of those that succeeded, many produced unplayable, error-ridden discs.

For the "successful," marginally playable discs, the news is still bad, since those discs will already be at the limit of their players' error-correction threshold, so that minor scratches and dust would render them useless.

My source also believes that this technique infringes on several patents, including this one.

My source sums it up neatly in this outraged paragraph: "I'm against people being fleeced by this kind of crap. How can you sell someone content on media that is so heavily compromised, especially on a format that so heavily relies upon its error correction system to maintain playability? It's mind boggling!" (Thanks, anonymous engineer!)

Update: Tian sez, "Recently, my local news crew has tested out the service and found it to be crap. I have also wrote about the crappy service especially CinemaNow's Burn To DVD's DRM. Even though my local news crew was able to burn one DVD successfully, CinemaNow's "one copy only" DRM can be easily defeated."

Philip K. Dick biopic

Bill Pullman may play surrealist SF author Philip K. Dick in a new feature film called Panasonic directed by Matthew Wilder, best known for his '80s tune "Break My Stride." From Production Weekly (flash site, no permalinks) via Dark Horizons where the news was reposted:
The lines between reality and perception blur in this comic journey into the life and mind (literally!) of one of sci-fi's most brilliant authors. Paranoid conspiracies of the highest order, drug-fueled interdimensional shifts, and 1970's pop culture combine for the mind-bending adventure of the century.
Link (Thanks, Dave Gill!)

URGENT: Call your Senator NOW to stop surveillance bill

Senator Arlen Specter is rushing his Surveillance Bill through the Senate, hoping to get ahead of the outraged calls and emails from voters across the country who want to stop the never-ending expansion of Federal domestic surveillance powers over law-abiding citizens. Call your Senator right now and make sure that s/he knows that you don't want your government listening in on your phone-calls and reading your email -- it may be too late tomorrow. Link

Chad Vader, Channel 101 series about Sith grocery story manager

Chad Vader, Day Shift Manager is a series of short films about a cyborg Sith Lord who runs the day-shift at a grocery store, creeping out the boss by calling him "Emperor," hitting on the checkout girl, and feuding with the night-shift manager. Sheer hilarity! Link, Part 2 (Thanks, Bonnie!)

Update: Aaron sez, "This is a Channel 101 series - not a youtube series."

HOWTO sleep better

Science magazine's Career Development section has an article about sleep deficit and the science of a good night's sleep. The sidebar is a list of the following tips from Dr. Robert Fayle, medical director of Park Plaza Hospital and Medical Center's Sleep Center. They're kind of obvious, but also easily forgotten.
* Sleep only as much as you need to feel refreshed the next day.
* Get up at the same time, 7 days a week.
* Exercise regularly.
* Make sure your bedroom is comfortable and free of disturbing light and noise.
* Make sure that your bedroom is at a comfortable temperature during the night.
* Eat regular meals and do not go to bed hungry.
* Avoid excessive fluids in the evening. Cut down on caffeine products.
* Avoid alcohol, especially in the evening.
* Smoking may disturb sleep.
* Don't take your problems to bed.
* Train yourself to use the bedroom only for sleeping and sexual activity.
* Do not TRY to fall asleep.
* Put the clock under the bed or turn it so that you cannot see it.
* Avoid taking naps.
Link (via Mind Hacks)

Longest running science experiments

The wonderful Proceedings of the Athanasius Kircher Society blog summarizes the longest-running scientific experiments. For example, the Pitch Drop Experiment at the University of Queensland has been running since 1927. From the description of that experiment (seen here):
 Pitchdrop Pitch WideThe first Professor of Physics at the University of Queensland, Professor Thomas Parnell, began an experiment in 1927 to illustrate that everyday materials can exhibit quite surprising properties. The experiment demonstrates the fluidity and high viscosity of pitch, a derivative of tar once used for waterproofing boats. At room temperature pitch feels solid - even brittle - and can easily be shattered with a blow from a hammer (see the video clip below). It's quite amazing then, to see that pitch at room temperature is actually fluid!

In 1927 Professor Parnell heated a sample of pitch and poured it into a glass funnel with a sealed stem. Three years were allowed for the pitch to settle, and in 1930 the sealed stem was cut. From that date on the pitch has slowly dripped out of the funnel - so slowly that now, 72 years later, the eighth drop is only just about to fall.
The Athanasius Kircher post and reader comments point to several other unusual experiments that are even older. Link

How experts are made

The August issue of Scientific American takes a deep look at how experts--chess grandmasters, musicians, physicians--develop their ability to make the right decisions, so often, in an instant. A better understanding of how expertise is acquired might help educators teach more effectively. The article uses studies of chess grandmasters as a port-of-entry into this exploration of how experts are made not born. From Scientific American:
The history of human expertise begins with hunting, a skill that was crucial to the survival of our early ancestors. The mature hunter knows not only where the lion has been; he can also infer where it will go. Tracking skill increases, as repeated studies show, from childhood onward, rising in "a linear relationship, all the way out to the mid-30s, when it tops out," says John Bock, an anthropologist at California State University, Fullerton. It takes less time to train a brain surgeon.

Without a demonstrably immense superiority in skill over the novice, there can be no true experts, only laypeople with imposing credentials. Such, alas, are all too common. Rigorous studies in the past two decades have shown that professional stock pickers invest no more successfully than amateurs, that noted connoisseurs distinguish wines hardly better than yokels, and that highly credentialed psychiatric therapists help patients no more than colleagues with less advanced degrees. And even when expertise undoubtedly exists--as in, say, teaching or business management--it is often hard to measure, let alone explain.

Skill at chess, however, can be measured, broken into components, subjected to laboratory experiments and readily observed in its natural environment, the tournament hall. It is for those reasons that chess has served as the greatest single test bed for theories of thinking--the "Drosophila of cognitive science," as it has been called.
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UPDATE: And, from the new issue of Wired, here's Stephen Colbert's directions on how to "Be an Expert on Anything." Link

Hi-Fructose volume 3

Fructose3 Fatima
I just received volume #3 of the delightful Hi-Fructose art/pop/culture magazine and it's an absolute beauty. Inside, a conversation between Mark Ryden and Hi-Fructose founders Attaboy and Annie Owens, an interview with Jim Woodring, a remembrance of the legendary Marvin Glass (the toy designer behind Rockem Sockem Robots, Ricochet Racers, Astro Lite, Stay Alive, and a lot of other 1960s and 1970s fun), and much more. This issue also includes a special superbonus gift, a custom View-Master Reel of art toy photos by the amazing Brian McCarty. Receiving Hi-Fructose in the mail is like having a great pop surrealist gallery delivered right to your door. (At left, the cover of Volume #3 by Mark Ryden. At right, Brian McCarty's photo of Sam Flores's new vinyl figure Fatima.) Link

9/11 Live: The NORAD Tapes

This morning, Vanity Fair Online posted some compelling audio to complement its story about about NORAD's response on the morning of September 11. Andrew Hearst, Vanity Fair's online editor, says: "The writer, Michael Bronner, based the piece on 30 hours of recordings from the NORAD control room that day -- recordings that have never been made public. For the online version of the piece, we've put up about 35 audio clips from the 9/11 NORAD tapes; the clips can be listened to one by one as you read through the piece. The audio functionality is pretty rudimentary, but it works. And it's an excellent and important story."
Picture 6-4How did the U.S. Air Force respond on 9/11? Could it have shot down United 93, as conspiracy theorists claim? Obtaining 30 hours of never-before-released tapes from the control room of NORAD's Northeast headquarters, the author reconstructs the chaotic military history of that day—and the Pentagon's apparent attempt to cover it up.
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Hungry men prefer heavier women

Men who are full are more attracted to skinny women; hungry men prefer heavier women.
They asked the men to rate how hungry they were on a scale of one to seven. Using these responses, the researchers selected 30 hungry and 31 satiated men to take part in the study.

The men were then asked to rate the attractiveness of 50 women of varying weights, all within a healthy range, who had been photographed wearing tight grey leotards and leggings.

The hungry men rated more of the heavier women as attractive than the men who were full up.

Link (via Kottke)

Five things about blogs that no one ever needs to say again

Steven "Everything Bad is Good for You" Johnson has had it with fake controversy articles about blogging that attack straw-men like "blogs will displace mainstream media" or "blogs are all about cats and angst." He's put together an excellent list of five things that aren't controversial about blogs, and suggests that "if you're writing an article or a blog post about this issue, and your argument revolves around one or more of these points -- and doesn't add anything else of substance -- STOP WRITING."
1. Mainstream, top-down, professional journalism will continue to play a vital role in covering news events, and in shaping our interpretation of those events, as it should.

2. Bloggers will grow increasingly adept at covering certain kinds of news events, but not all. They will play an increasingly important role in the interpretation of all kinds of news.

3. The majority of bloggers won't be concerned with traditional news at all.

4. Professional, edited journalism will have a much higher signal-to-noise ratio than blogging; examples of sloppy, offensive, factually incorrect, or tedious writing will be abundant in the blogosphere. But diamonds in that rough will be abundant as well.

5. Blogs -- like all modes of contemporary media -- are not historically unique; they draw upon and resemble a number of past traditions and forms, depending on their focus.

Link (via Kottke)

Movie tie-in breakfast cereals reviewed

Lore "Brunching Shuttlecocks" Sjöberg, the humor columnist for Wired News, devotes this week's column to reviewing the summer's crop of movie tie-in breakfast cereals:
Superman Crunch
It's good to see Superman and Cap'n Crunch -- the two most powerful beings in the universe -- collaborating. Clearly they enjoyed working together, because this isn't just another damn boring cereal with unidentifiable marshmallows. No, this is regular, mouth-flaying Cap'n Crunch with red Superman insignias. OK, admittedly they don't have the actual "S" in the middle. And the low levels of quality control over on Crunch Island have resulted in the shapes looking like anything from a heart to the opening of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, but I give them points for trying. Even better, the cereal turns the milk blue. I have no idea how that works. The Superman symbols turn this kind of mottled, leprous purple, and the milk turns a lovely shade of blue, just like Aunt Beru used to make. And the flavor, well it tastes like Cap'n Crunch's Crunchberries, which is great, but at this point I'd take anything that would wash the taste of Ice Age 2 cereal out of my mouth.
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Crafting for goths and pagans


The AntiCraft is a goth/pagan crafting magazine; the current issue's theme is "danger." Link (Thanks, Savida!)

HOWTO find a meth dealer

In Slate, Jack Shafer opines about the new "methamphetamine offender registries" that some states, including Tennessee and, later this year, Minnesota, are rolling out online. From Shafer's column:
What exactly will this punitive harassment accomplish? It certainly won't encourage meth offenders to assume a lawful place in society. Minnesota State Attorney General Mike Hatch, the Democratic-Farmer-Labor Party candidate for governor and no softie on the drug issue, considers the meth registry a referral service for users. "What better place to find a meth dealer than on an Internet Web site," Hatch said last week.
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Shiv gallery

Here's a gallery of shivs confiscated from a New Jersey prison 20 years ago:

The individual parts that make up a shiv tend to be everyday objects, innocent things furtively reconstituted as lethal weapons. Each design choice is essential, but what’s particularly notable is that shivs, at their core, are not so much evocations of minimalism as they are symbols of survivalism. A shiv is all about masked utility: it’s an innocuous object with improbably toxic intent (whether used to attack others or to protect oneself...).
Link (via We Make Money Not Art)

Most popular anti-malware programs give worst protection

The most popular anti-virus programs -- Symantec, McAfee and Trend -- are the least effective, because new malware writers test their code against the best-used apps.
However, the actual reason why the top selling antivirus applications don't work is because malware authors are specifically testing their Trojans and viruses to make sure they can bypass these applications before releasing them in the wild.

"The most popular brands of antivirus on the market… have an 80 percent miss rate… So if you are running these pieces of software, eight out of 10 pieces of malicious code are going to get in," said Ingram.

Link (via Schneier)

Snowy tropics photoshopping contest

Today on the Worth1000 photoshopping contest: adding snow to warm places. Christ, I wish Amazon would ship my swamp cooler already, I'm melting here. Link

High-IQ societies in the Village Voice

In the Village Voice's Education Supplement, Rachel Aviv wrote a great short profile of Ronald Hoeflin, founder of four high IQ societies including the Top One Percent Society, One-in-a-Thousand Society, Prometheus Society, and Mega Society. From the article:
Hoeflin is fascinated by the idea of a "maximum human potential." Every afternoon, he goes to Wendy's in Hell's Kitchen and reads for several hours with a magnifying glass—he's legally blind—as preparation for his three-volume treatise, The Encyclopedia of Categories: A Theory of Categories and Unifying Paradigm for Philosophy With Over 1,000 Examples. He is kind, awkward, and modest, and tends to explain things with charts. When talking about his childhood, he goes to his bookshelf unprompted and offers the results of a personality test. "I should probably just show this to you," he says. "As you can see, I have this extreme sensitivity factor. So some things are really hard."

In college, Hoeflin joined Mensa, the largest IQ society, originally created after World War II as a forum for brilliant people to come up with political solutions. As more members joined, people became less preoccupied with world peace than with finding mates and doing puzzles. Hoeflin felt too shy for the group—on one occasion, he drove 50 miles for a meeting and then got nervous and turned around—and began associating with newer, more selective organizations.
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DIY wallet that looks like playing cards

Here's a design for a minimalist folded wallet that you can print and assemble yourself; it resembles three fanned-out cards when shut, and opens into a two-pouch wallet just the right size for a couple credit-cards and some cash. The creator (who has released this under a CC license) suggests scanning the bar-codes for your supermarket and gas-station cards and adding them to the design's back before printing it, so that you can eliminate those cards and ask the cashier just to scan your wallet, which is dead clever. Link (Thanks, Philip!)

Interview with Amy Crehore

Art NYC has a two-part interview with one of my favorite painters, Amy Crehore.
 Images Blackcomweb Me: Why are your Pierrots always wearing blue and sometimes have their faces painted black? Is there any symbolism?

Amy: Well, they started out in white, but ended up blue. I needed some color, I guess, to contrast with red. But, blue is appropriate, I think. Like Picasso’s blue period. My pierrot is a mischievous and melancholy imp. He gets into trouble a lot. But, the girl is fond of him and they have a sort of ambiguous relationship. The black face is a twist on the white make up that he usually wears and also relates to music/entertainment that was popular back in the 1920’s. And I think the black face adds something graphically to the paintings.

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Captain Beefheart's house for sale

 Blogger 968 1002 1600 Woodlandhills Coop says: "The Woodland Hills home in which Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band recorded the legendary Trout Mask Replica LP is for sale.

"At $849,900, it's a little out of my price range, but man, what kinda crazy vibes must be in that place.

...

"I wasn't ready for Trout Mask. In fact, it freaked me out, and not in a good way. It was weird, crazy, chaotic noise, and I didn't listen to it again until a few years later. By then, I was a little older, and although no wiser, I had involved myself in enough bad-for-my-health recreational activities to have a new-found appreciation for the complex sound of The Magic Band's masterpiece. Now it's one of my favorites, (though my all-time favorite Beefheart LP is still the out-of-print follow-up, Lick My Decals Off, Baby.)" Link

Second Life's virtual reporter, W. James Au, on RU Sirius Show

There's a great interview with Second Life's virtual reporter, W. James Au, on this Week's NeoFiles talking about, among other things, emergent behaviors by users.
AU: They created what they call a Camp Darfur. So it's like... tents and campfire and photos of real life refugees in the real life Darfur... This guy found a flaw in the building and he was able to trash the whole camp. And some of it was racist. They started shouting anti-African slurs and they started attacking the camp day after day.

Meanwhile on the other side of the camp, there's a group called The Green Lantern Core... One of the guys is the Green Lantern -- he's got the Green Lantern outfit on and he's this huge dude and he's got the magic ring -- he heard about Camp Darfur getting attacked... And so now the Green Lantern Core guards Camp Darfur.

And on the RU Sirius Show, RU talks with Scott J. Thompson about those infamous meth tweekers in the Third Reich. Link

CBC solicits mash-ups of Wagner's Ring Cycle

Chris sez, "The CBC is looking for remixes of Wagner's The Ring - interested parties can download the original classical recording and the do as they please with it."
"Mash it, chop it, layer it, turn it upside down. Your remix can have a dance feel, or be completely avant-garde. Let your imagination be your guide."
Link (Thanks, Chris!)

Photos of folks at the country fair

Picture 4-7 Earth Oliver says: "I noticed earlier today you posted a link to a flickrset containing images of the objects found at a county fair. Well, I have for you the other half of that picture: the humans who inhabit the fair! My name is Earth and I travel around Oregon and photograph the most interesting characters I find at county fairs and rodeos. I have images going back for six years and have recently begun publishing them on my site. So far I've posted most of my sessions from this summer and as soon as I find the time, I will be posting the rest." Link

Denied a cheeseburger, gentleman attempts to electrocute police and K9

A 39-year-old gentleman, clothed in boxer shorts, was arrested after punching through a plate glass window with his his fist to gain ingress to a McDonalds quick service restaurant at 3am. Police were quick to arrive on the scene, but their attempts to capture Adalberto Cardoso were foiled, because he was covered in perspiration and his own blood, making him too slippery to grip.

Police surrounded Mr. Cardoso inside the restaurant but he escaped by jumping through a broken window. Outside, Mr. Cardoso encountered a police dog, punched it in the mouth and neck, and jumped back through the broken window into the restaurant.

The police re-entered the restaurant and found Mr. Cardoso standing on top of a shake machine. As the police approached, Mr. Cardoso "began throwing handfuls of milkshake at the police and the police dog, officers allege."

When Mr. Cardoso pulled the machine from the wall, the dog attacked him and knocked him to the ground. The quick-thinking Mr. Cardoso put the shake machine's 220-volt power cord in his mouth and announced, "I'm going to kill us all." When he bit into the electrical cord, the dog and three officers received electrical shocks. Mr. Cardoso released the cord after a police officer struck him on the shoulder with a fighting baton.

Mr. Cardoso was arrested and charged with cruelty to animals, breaking and entering, assault on police officers. and resisting arrest. Link (Thanks, Brokbrok!)

Tropospheric clouds that are half-rainbow


These NASA photos show nacreous clouds in the troposphere -- these are clouds that look like "a merger between a cloud and a rainbow." Link More nacreous clouds (Thanks, Asgard!)

Wallets that look like folded-up dot-matrix paper

These $25 Tyvek wallets that look like folded-up dot-matrix paper are pretty sweet -- the store also sells nice wallets that look like folded up newspapers and air-mail letters. Link (Thanks, Ape Lad!)

Waitress cards drinker, is handed her own stolen ID

A waitress who'd recently had her wallet stolen carded a young drinker at her place of work; the patron handed her her own stolen drivers' license:
As the waitress called police, the woman apparently got suspicious and took off, according to police. She was identified by a friend as Maria Bergan, 23.

Bergan was arrested at her home Saturday night and remains in the Westlake City Jail. She has been charged with identity theft and receiving stolen property.

Link (via Digg)

How POWs in a Nazi camp got a Disney insignia

This May, 1945 article from Popular Science tells the story of how American POWs in a Nazi prison camp were smuggled a custom Donald Duck logo prepared by the Walt Disney Studios on the back of a Red-Cross delivered postcard.
DRY YANKEE HUMOR is puzzling guards at a German base prison camp for Allied airmen, since American POW’s there decided to adopt insignia to show their new status. The postcard below, sent by Capt. Robert H. Bishop, a bomber navigator now at the camp, brought the design at the right from the Walt Disney studios to Germany, via the Red Cross.
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Police on the lookout for junior jackass roundabout stunt

Last week I posted a video about some kids who used a motorscooter to spin a couple of girls around in a playground merry-go-round, very fast. The girls flew out of the merry-go-round, and it is a wonder they didn't get killed.

Police in Crawley, West Sussex saw the video and are now looking for the kids -- presumably to arrest, DNA test, interrogate, and lock up (as they did to some kids who committed the grave offense of climbing a tree).

 Scooterfun90N A spokesman for Crawley Borough Council described the stunt as "phenomenally dangerous" and said it could have ended in a fatality.

"It is a bit like Jackass but this is a lot more dangerous because it involves children rather than people old enough to know better," he said.

Link (Thanks, Homers Brain!)

Reader comment: Corey says: "With regards to the motor scooter/merry-go-round story: a girl was killed two years ago doing this same stunt." Link

Man sues employer for allowing him to drink spilled automobile fuel

Zach says:
Here's a recent article from the Des Moines Register about Cory Neddermeyer, a recovering alcoholic who was fired from an ethanol plant for drinking spilled ethanol. From the article: "I am a recovering alcoholic, and I thought about the availability of this alcohol throughout the day," he wrote in a statement later provided to state officials. "Curious about the taste and its effects, I dipped into this lake of liquor and drank what I considered to be 2 to 3 ounces. The next thing I remember is waking up in Crawford County Memorial Hospital."

What makes this story even better is the following legal battle for unenmployment benefits where Mr. Neddermeyer argues that his employers are partly to blame for this because the spill provided an opportunity for him to drink the fuel. Unfortunately for him, the judge found that "The employer has a right to expect employees not to drink the fuel...Just because some of the ethanol leaked onto the floor is not a good reason for the claimant to drink automobile fuel."

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Summer intern's preparedness project beats DHS's ready.gov

Michael sez, "I work at the Federation of American Scientists as their Director of Biology Policy. This summer, my intern took on a monumental project: Build a website that provides better public preparedness information than the Department of Homeland Security’s ready.gov site. She was able to create a better public preparedness website than the Department of Homeland Security in two months."
PROTECT YOUR FACILITIES

* Attach equipment and cabinets to walls or other stable equipment
* Place heavy or breakable objects on low shelves
* Move workstations away from large windows
* Elevate equipment off the floor to avoid electrical hazards in the event of flooding * Install fire extinguishers and smoke detectors in appropriate places
* Consider if you could benefit from automatic fire sprinklers, alarm systems, closed circuit TV, access control, security guards, or other security systems
* Secure all the ways in which people, products, supplies and other things enter and leave your facility

Link (Thanks, Michael!)

Alchemy and Chymistry in the New York Times

Today's New York Times Science page looks at how 17th century alchemy, a DIY trial-and-error approach to discovery, had a profound impact on the practice and business of modern chemistry. The article is pegged on an exhibition about titled "Transmutations: Alchemy in Art" and last week's International Conference on the History of Alchemy and Chymistry, both at the Chemical Heritage Foundation in Philadelphia. Seen here, Hendrick Heerschop's "The Alchemist's Experiment Takes Fire" (1687, oil on canvas laid down on board, 21" x 17 1/2"). From the NYT:
Alchemyfire “Experimentalism was one of alchemy’s hallmarks,” said Lawrence M. Principe, a historian of science at Johns Hopkins University and a trained chemist. “You have to get your hands dirty, and in this way alchemists forged some early ideas about matter.”

Bent over boiling crucibles in their shadowy laboratories, squeezing bellows before transformative flames and poring over obscure formulas, some alchemists stumbled on techniques and reactions of great value to later chemists. It was experimentation by trial and error, historians say, but it led to new chemicals and healing elixirs and laid the foundations of procedures like separating and refining, distilling and fermenting. “What do chemists do? They like to make stuff,” Dr. Principe said. “Most chemists are interested not so much in theory as in making substances with particular properties. The emphasis on products was the same with some alchemists in the 17th century.”
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Transparent canoe-kayak

Picture 3-14 "This kayak-canoe hybrid has a transparent polymer hull that offers paddlers an underwater vista of aquatic wildlife and waterscapes unavailable in conventional boats." It's yours for just $1,459.95. Link (Via CubeMe)

Jeff Han's talk on TED Talks

Jason Wishnow says:
Picture 2-13 Jeff Han's talk from TED 2006 just went live -- in it, he demonstrates his multi-touch interactive computer interface. Tthe interface has been blogged before but this talk offers a really solid explanation of how the technology works and its kinda mesmerizing. Link

As an aside, a completely different tedtalk i'd recommend you check out is Larry Brilliant - he tells his story of leading the W.H.O.'s eradication of smallpox in india (and the world).

Link

Unintentionally hideous college recruitment video

Sean Carton says:
Picture 1-16 Unfortunately, this is not a joke...and this is not an old video. Appalachian State University put out this video last year and it instantly became a viral hit amongst the educational community. It's probably THE worst educational recruitment video ever and possibly one of the worst songs ever recorded. From the production values to the obsessive use of the same transition to the incredibly lame imagery used in the video, this one takes the cake on almost every level. It's so bad that it's destined to become a classic.
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Tree climbing kids arrested, DNA tested, interrogated, locked up

The Daily Mail reports that three 12-year-old children were caught climbing a tree on public land (and breaking some loose branches to build a clubhouse).
 I Pix 2006 07 Kids230706 228X146 Their shoes were removed and mugshots, DNA samples and mouth swabs were taken.

Questioned by police, the scared friends admitted they had broken some loose branches because they had wanted to build a tree house, but said they did not realise what they had done was wrong.

Officers considered charging the children with criminal damage but eventually decided a reprimand - the equivalent of a caution for juveniles - was sufficient.

Although the reprimand does not amount to court action and the children do not have a criminal record, their details will be kept on file for up to five years.

Link

Reader comment:

Jay pointed out this news story about the incident:

"Superintendent Stuart Johnson, operations manager at Halesowen police station, said: 'I support the actions of my officers who responded to complaints from the public about kids destroying an ornamental cherry tree by stripping every branch from it'"
Incidentally, most DNA swabbing methods aren't really an invasive procedure, and no less scary than having your finger prints taken. They've been a part of standard processing in all police detainments in the UK because of 'public outcry' and claims that they could have been stopped some high profile child abuse cases if 'the police had known who they were'. It's vaguely hypocritical of the Daily Mail to be complaining about something they were partially responsible for in the first place.

Basically, a case of a pair of young yobs being caught vandelising a public park, and being run through the 'system' to give them a shock before being let of with a warning.

Self-timing egg

The British Egg Information Service developed an egg emblazoned with an invisible ink label that turns black when the egg is cooked. The new eggs will go on sale this fall. From the Times Online:
 Tgd Picture 0,,325667,00 All you need to do is decide whether you prefer your eggs soft, medium or hard-boiled, and buy accordingly.

A spokeswoman for Lion Quality Eggs, the service’s quality assurance scheme, said: “We had a lot of inquiries. We said OK, this is a big issue — people can’t even boil an egg.”
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Ron Mueck show in Edinburgh

This week, the National Galleries of Scotland in Edinburgh opens a huge Ron Mueck exhibition. As BB readers know, Mueck creates incredibly detailed sculptures of hyperreal figures. (Previous BB posts about Mueck here and here.) From an article in The Telegraph (photo by Gautier Deblonde/Anthony d'Offay Gallery):
 Arts Graphics Slideshows Mueck N The studio is a workshop packed with tools and equipment, some of which Mueck has invented for his own ends. Scattered on the floor were anatomical text books, photography, hair pieces and bits and bobs of semblances of human anatomy. The pinboard displayed shots of babies' faces, mythological creatures, grotesque faces, cartoon-like figures, and close-ups of eyeballs. Susanna Greeves, a former director of the Anthony d'Offay Gallery, who has worked with the artist for many years, says that Mueck 'lavishes extraordinary care on hand-making his model's eyes in many stages, building up a transparent lens over a coloured iris and deep black pupil. When he finally inserts them, the effect is startling...'

Advances in technology have enhanced his technique, but much of his actual process has been used by sculptors down the ages. He makes plaster maquettes to test ideas, does drawings of various sizes and takes decisions on the scale of the piece. He then sculpts the figure in clay with all the lifelike touches that will appear in the final sculpture. A mould is made of the clay figure and he casts it out in fibreglass resin and silicone. The skin of his figures, which tempts people to peer at it to see if it could be real, is built up from layers of silicone. The lower layers are impregnated with pigment, resulting in a finish that has the slight transparency of the real thing. Each hair is sewn by hand.
Link to Telegraph article, Link to National Galleries of Scotland site (via We Make Money Not Art)

Basement cosmetic surgery clinic busted

A couple in Framingham, Mass. were busted for running a basement cosmetic surgery clinic after liposuction surgery they performed killed one 24-year-old "patient" and hospitalized another. Luiz Carlos Ribiero, who claims to be an MD in Brazil, is charged with practicing medicine without a license. He and his wife, Miranda Ribeiro, who acted as a nurse, are also charged with illegal distribution of narcotics. For several years, the Ribeiros, who pleaded not guilty, have offered liposuction, lip augmentation, and nose jobs on the down-low. From the Boston Globe:
Illegal cosmetic surgery by unlicensed doctors appears to be a growing problem in the United States, and authorities have discovered similar underground clinics in California and Florida in recent years. They are especially prevalent in immigrant communities, where women may not have the money to pay for surgery from a licensed physician and where strong community networks easily circulate the names of illegal practitioners who speak the immigrants' language...

Renata Lagares, 28, said in an interview conducted in Portuguese that a friend told her about the illegal clinic. Luiz Carlos Ribeiro injected her lips, did a procedure on her nose, and performed liposuction on her midsection Saturday, which took two hours.

``My lips turned black, and they began to hurt, so I went to the MetroWest [Medical Center] Sunday night," she said. She said that doctors gave her antibiotics for an infection and that the Ribeiros charged her $1,400. ``I never heard of anything bad happening to anyone in the whole time he's been doing this," she said.

Lagares said the basement was tidy and contained a small brown sofa and a washer and dryer. In the middle of the room was a massage-style table covered with white sheets. ``A friend of mine, she had the liposuction done while I was there, and she bled a lot," Lagares said. ``The sheets were covered in blood, but when it was over, he took the sheets and put them in the washer."
Link (free reg. required, try BugMeNot for login/password) (Thanks, Paul Saffo!)

Unusual photos taken at OC fair

My friend Jeff Voris went to the Orange County Fair on Saturday and took some photos. Here are three favorites.
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1) A collection of Star Trek bears from the Hall of Collections, possibly the coolest hall ever;

2) A cartoon machine gun on a shooting gallery booth on the midway;

3) A booth that offered not just deep fried Twinkies, Oreos, and pickles, but also a chicken sandwich served on a Krispy Kreme donut.

Complete Flickr set here: Link

George W. Bush: Messiah?

 Book3William "Bill" Smatt has written what appears to be a delightful nonfiction book revealing that George W. Bush is the Messiah. Left Bumper has a bit more information on this, including a reference to Smatt's previous book, "A Millionaire's Cocaine Encounter." And there's more, including mentions of Smatt's links to Jamaica and an alleged drug smuggling investigation, in this dense post on Cannonfire. None of that really interests me as much as the cover of the book though, which I think is a real hoot.
Link (Thanks, Vann Hall)

Fixed-gear (track) bikes illegal in Portland

An Oregon judge has ruled that fixed-gear bicycles -- which use the rider's leg-power to brake them -- are illegal, and must be outfitted with traditional lever/caliper brakes. The cyclist who was ticketed for the offense fought it in traffic court, and was represented by a pretty sharp attorney, judging from the partial transcript here. It seems obvious that "fixies" should be lawful, since they can satisfy the statutory requirement that bikes be "equipped with a brake that enables the operator to make the braked wheels skid on dry, level, clean pavement. strong enough to skid tire." Nevertheless, the judge ruled against the cyclist -- I hope she appeals.
Now it was time for Officer Barnum to ask questions. He asked Holland,

"What would you do if your chain broke?"

Holland:

"I would use my feet."

Officer Barnum:

"What if your leg muscles had a spasm?"

Holland:

"I'm not sure...these are emergency situations."

Ginsberg interjected with a question for Holland:

"Did any of these situations happen on the day you were stopped?"

Holland:

"No."

Link (Thanks, Fipi Lele!)

Update: Emily sez, " Fixed gear bikes can have a front brake, and often do. Track bikes, TRUE track bikes, do not have a place or a way to attach a front brake."

Skidoo trailer

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In 1968, Otto Preminger made Skidoo, a psychedelic film starring Jackie Gleason as a mobster, Groucho Marx as the kingpin, and Mickey Rooney as a snitch. Throw in some LSD and you've got the makings of a very strange cinematic trip. BB pal Richard Metzger of Disinformation points out that the trailer for Skidoo is now on YouTube and it's a gas. Dig the testimonials from BB patron saint Dr. Timothy Leary, Sammy Davis Jr., and other icons of the time. As Tim says, "Can you imagine Groucho Marx being God?"
Link (Thanks, Richard!)

UPDATE: If you'd like to watch Skidoo in its entirety, BB reader Chris Joseph says that this Torrent is still being seeded! Readers ask that people who downloaded Skidoo please return to seed the file for a while. Link

Government appeals its loss in NSA/ATT domestic spying case

Over at politech, Declan McCullagh writes,
On Monday the Bush administration appealed its loss in the AT&T/NSA wiretapping case to the 9th Circuit. U.S. District Judge Vaughn Walker had ruled on July 20 that EFF's case alleging illegal cooperation with the NSA could proceed.

I've placed some of the briefs filed today online here: PDF Link to DOJ motion, PDF Link to Plaintiff's brief, PDF Link to ATT brief.

Link to Declan's story at News.com.

Chairs made from skateboard decks

Skede chairs are made out of skateboard decks, and you can swap out the standard plank and replace it with your own "old-skool deck or one your own favorite, heavily lipslided decks." Link (via Cribcandy)

Emusic's DRM-free store is second largest in the world

Emusic, which sells DRM-free MP3s, is now the second-largest online seller of music on the Internet. I cancelled my sub when they capped the number of downloads per month -- I wanted to feel like I could take some months off from downloading, then download intensively when I felt experimental, and by capping the monthly downloads, Emusic made me feel like I had to download every month to get my money's worth.
That eMusic has found any traction is surprising, as it doesn't have any big hits. No music from major labels means nothing from chart-toppers such as Shakira, Beyoncé or U2 — but plenty from Scott H. Biram, the Pipettes, Dashboard Confessional and Peaches.

They are some of the popular eMusic artists, a roster that also includes household names: Johnny Cash, Ray Charles, Credence Clearwater Revival, Miles Davis, Van Morrison, Moby, the White Stripes and Diana Krall are a few of the independent label notables, in a roster more heavily weighted to jazz, classical and indie rock than pop.

Link (Thanks, Tim!)

Update: Aaron sez, "Emusic doesn't charge a subscription anymore. It's just a straight $0.25/download now."

Update 2: Max sez, "eMusic is still a subscription service; if you sign up for the basic plan and download 40 songs a month, it works out to 25 cents per song."

Handmade wooden specs-frames

I don't know what these handsome, hand-made wooden specs-frames cost, but they're just fantastic. Link (Thanks, Nelson!)

Update: Kent sez, "Here's the Etsy shop for the wooded specs."

Update 2: Scott of Urban Spectacles sez, "I prefer that people interested in wooden frames contact me directly."

Beirut time capsule: Last magazine cover before war

Image link: the last cover of the Beirut edition of Time Out magazine before the current war broke out. (thanks, Katy)

See also this related New York Times story -- "In Beirut, Cultural Life Is Another War Casualty," by Jad Mouawad: Link.
Update: Ah, wow -- there's a fascinating story behind this magazine cover, involving two editors: one from "Time Out Beirut," the other from "Time Out Tel Aviv." Lisa Goldman, a freelance Israeli journalist, blogs:

This is the story of two men, one from Beirut and one from Tel Aviv, who met less than four months ago and formed an instant friendship. They believed that the things they had in common were far more significant than politics - until the twisted reality of the Middle East interfered with that conviction.

This is the July 20 cover of Time Out Tel Aviv, published one week after the current conflict began. It is based on a famous 1970's New Yorker cover, A View of New York from Ninth Avenue. But whereas the world beyond New York's Hudson River is portrayed as a quiet, peaceful place, the world beyond Tel Aviv's Yarkon River is one of turmoil and violence. To the right are Baghdad and Tehran; on the left are Haifa, Tiberias, Carmiel, Acre and Kiryat Shmona - areas that have been under constant bombardment since July 12. The cluster of buildings at the top is Beirut.

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New serial novel by Monster Island novelist

Picture 7-5 David Wellington, author of the excellent and super-creepy zombie novel Monster Island (which was a serialized novel before it was published as a print book), started a new serialized novel today, called Frostbite. Link (Thanks, Michael!)

Gutfeld: Mel Gibson's guide to addressing female cops


Link to an illo-quiz by Greg Gutfeld, in which the immortal term "Toffee Twat" is coined. Here's more. (Thanks, Coop!)

Web Zen: BBQ zen

grilled meat
grills
pepsi stove
grilling and barbecue guide
ground meat cookbook
meathenge
meat hats
cole slaw
baked beans
periodic table of condiments
barbecue'n
burger time

Bonus: BoingBoing reader Travis says, "Joey Chestnut ate 8.4 pounds of pork rib meat at the Chinook Winds Casino in 12 minutes on July 16, 2006. Link to great video of the event. Here's Joey's web page: Link."

Web Zen Home, Store (Thanks Frank!)

Reader comment: Jeremy says, "I received this link in an email today, then saw the web Zen entry on BoingBoing and, well, the photo is mostly SFW."

Solar powered sidewalk bricks

 Images Sun-Bricks Sun Bricks are self-contained solar-powered outdoor nightlights that use amber colored LEDs to illuminate walkways. They cost $60 each. Link (Via Popgadget)

Make Vol 7 at printer

 Blog 200563897 8E026A7008MAKE Vol 7, the "Backyard Biology" issue just went to the printers today (I'm editor-in-chief of MAKE). We have some fun biology projects, including three DNA-based experiments. Other projects include putting a video camera in a model rocket, an easy-to-make Stirling engine, and a home mushroom growing lab. If you order a subscription from the Make site, you are eligible for a discount rate of US$29.95. Link

Anti-EMF headwear

Handy-fashions.com sells hats, scarves, and waistcoats lined with shielding fabric to block the electromagnetic fields generated by mobile phone handsets. The amount of electromagnetic waves emitted by phones may or may not be very bad for you. Seen here, the Mobile Cap, approximately US$38. From Handy-fashions.com:
Handy Handy-fashions.com is a Norwegian based corporation and offers fashionable and specially designed textile products for cellular phone users.

Our products are made of a special fabric, normally used by the military to shield missiles in extreeme mircrowave exposed environments.

Handy-fashions.com presents the cutting edge of microwave shielding technology for mobile phones, and it looks fancy and fashionable, too.
Link (via Red Ferret Journal)

Monster House reviews reviewed

David Goldenberg says:
Not that it's particularly related to the discussion of the animation behind Monster House, but I thought you guys would be interested in how the Monster House PR folks twisted a review from the NY Times into blurb fodder:

A.O. Scott, The New York Times: " 'Monster House' is the best child-friendly movie of the summer so far...smartly written and a lot of fun."

Actual line: "If I say that 'Monster House' is the best child-friendly movie of the summer so far ('Ant Bully' and 'Barnyard' will expand the competition in the next few weeks), it may sound like extravagant praise—or maybe like faint praise.

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FSM hate mail

FSM hate mail is a collection of email that Bobby Henderson, author of The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, has received from friendly folks who hope to win him over with their charitable benevolence. Samples:
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"If I was your creator and you mocked me in this manner I couldn't think of a hell hot enough for you."

"I hope you die in a lake of fire and get your eyes pecked out by crows, so that you may go to hell and exist for eternity in a lake of fire getting your eyes pecked out by crows."

"people like you are scum, I hope you die by the hands of some sick perverted guy who will skullfuck you and then use your skin to make lampshades."

"Charles Darwin went insane when he was 28 anyways (didn't know that did you?) Let me put it this way to you concerning your bologna flying spaghetti monster. If we are created in the image of what you believe God to be, we would look like spaghetti."

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Diebold voting machines can be beaten with a switch-flip

Diebold's voting machines are even less secure than previously suspected. Inspection of a Diebold machine by the open Voting Foundation revealed that all it takes to get a Diebold machine to boot a modified, crooked operating system is the flip of a switch, a task that can be accomplished in a brief moment using nothing but a screwdriver. Diebold has strenuously resisted calls for its voting machines to be fitted with paper audit-tapes that would record the votes cast for comparison against the electronic tally, and has used legal threats to keep critics from publishing memos detailing earlier flaws discovered in its machines. If you want to steal an election, use a Diebold machine.
Upon examining the inner workings of one of the most popular paperless touch screen voting machines used in public elections in the United States, it has been determined that with the flip of a single switch inside, the machine can behave in a completely different manner compared to the tested and certified version.

"Diebold has made the testing and certification process practically irrelevant," according to Dechert. "If you have access to these machines and you want to rig an election, anything is possible with the Diebold TS -- and it could be done without leaving a trace. All you need is a screwdriver." This model does not produce a voter verified paper trail so there is no way to check if the voter's choices are accurately reflected in the tabulation.

Link (via /.)

Videos of people humping hummers

Picture 5-12 ihumpedyourhummer.com has videos of people humping other people's Hummers. Link (Thanks, rosemary!)

Never forget a lock combination

Robert Kohr says: "Combination locks are great because it means that you don't have to worry about losing the key, but if you don't remember the lock combo, you are in trouble."
The solution to this problem is to write an encrypted version of the combo directly on the lock itself using a sharpie, and then all you have to do is work back from the encrypted version if you forget the lock combination. This can be as simple as adding your birthday to the number, and when you need to recover the number, you just subtract your birthday from it.
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Rabbinical mystery game

The Shivah is an old-fashioned PC game about a Rabbi running a failing synagogue on the Lower East Side.

Just as he is on the verge of packing it all in, he receives some interesting news. A former member of his congregation has died and left the Rabbi a significant amount of money.

A blessing? Or the start of something far more sinister? Can Rabbi Stone just accept the money and move on? His conscience says no. Step into his shoes as he travels all over Manhattan in his attempt to uncover the truth.

Features rabbinical conversation methods, a unique method of fighting, an original score, and three different endings!

Link (Thanks, Andrew!)

Animation historians blast SF Chron movie critic

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A Boing Boing reader says: "Mick LaSalle is a film critic for the SF Chronicle. His review of Monster House revealed his supreme lack of understanding when it comes to animation and CGI."

I agree. LaSalle doesn't know what he's talking about. His assessment of this crummy movie is profoundly wrong. The most egregious statement in the review had to be this one: "There was never any point to a close-up in an animated film -- there was never really anything to see." -- Woah! I mean, Winsor MacKay was blowing away audiences with the adorable and expressive Gertie the Dinosaur in 1914.

I know there's no accounting for taste, and if someone likes the animation in Monster House or A Scanner Darkly , I'm envious that they're so easily amused. But LaSalle's review reveals such a supreme lack of understanding about animation that true aficionados of the artform and talented industry pros are dumbfounded by LaSalle's astoundingly clueless review.

Pixar story artist Jeff Pidgeon sent a polite letter to the SF Chron in an attempt to educate LaSalle on the fact that animated cartoons weren't half bad before motion capture arrived to rescue the artform. (Excerpts from LaSalle's review in italics, followed by Pidgeon's response.):

Animated films always had the advantage of being able to go anywhere and show anything, to defy the laws of physics and follow the imagination as far as it could go. But they never had the ability to show the human face. There was never any point to a close-up in an animated film -- there was never really anything to see.

Nothing? No tenderness as Lady and the Tramp eat spaghetti together? No grief when Dopey stands at Snow White's coffin? No longing as Dumbo and his mother embrace at night, straining to reach one another through the wall of a circus wagon? No terror in Lampwick's face as he transforms into a donkey? You saw nothing in those faces?

Imagine what Disney might have done with this in the creation of the Seven Dwarfs. Imagine all the things that will be done with this in the future. "Monster House" looks like the ground floor of something important.

The emotional power and vibrant entertainment "Snow White" created almost seventy years ago will live on long after current techniques have come and gone. It hardly seems lacking.

The letter LaSalle wrote back to Pidgeon indicates that he doesn't want to learn anything from the talented animation industry pro:
Thank you for a thoughtful message. I appreciate it. (Don't agree with it, any of it, but I appreciate being accurately quoted and not being cursed at.)

As animation historian Amid Amidi says:

It's one thing to have a subjective view of a film —- it's another to be so glaringly ignorant of the art form you're discussing to completely dismiss one hundred years of accomplishments and proclaim something so obviously inferior as a technological advance.

Storyboard artist Jenny Lerew says:

[LaSalle] makes a mockery of 100 years of often beautiful, heartbreaking, breathtaking, real acting achievement in animated films. It's one thing to write about a "new" technique in film as the flavor of the month served up in a holy grail -- it's another to backtrack and demean the plain fact of past successes as somehow terribly lacking, which is what this reviewer thinks of, well, basically all Disney animation output from 1937 until "Monster House" with its supposedly improved presentation of animated facial performances.

The message boards for the society of digital artists are also full of head-shaking bewilderment over LaSalle's proudly ignorant review. Link

Man lifts car to save teen

Tucson, Arizona resident Tom Boyle lifted a car with his bare hands to save a young fellow trapped underneath it. Kyle Holtrust, 18, was riding his bike in Tucson when the Camaro hit him and he was dragged for 20 or 30 feet. Boyle and his wife happened to be driving by when the accident occurred. No word on the gamma radiation levels at the scene. From an Arizona Daily Star article:
"I didn't believe what I saw," Boyle said Thursday. "I didn't believe it until my wife said something, and I was just like, 'Oh my God.' You think things like that only happen in movies...."

Holtrust was pinned underneath his bike, which was pinned underneath the car, said Boyle, who is 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighs 300 pounds.

"As soon as I get to the car, the boy is just screaming his head off, and I could tell he was in a lot of pain," Boyle said. "As I was lifting the front end of the car off of him, he was just saying, 'Mister, mister, higher, higher.' Then when it was high enough, he said, 'OK. I can't move. Get me out.' "
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Tibetan poet's blogs shut down in China censorship wave

Two blogs authored by the popular Tibetan poet Woeser (aka "Oser" or in Chinese, "Wei Se") have been censored, according to Reporters Without Borders:
They were shut down by the websites that hosted them - Tibetcult.net, a Tibetan cultural portal, and Daqi.com, a local blog platform - presumably on government orders amid a continuing wave of online censorship in China.

(...) Woeser used her two blogs - oser.tibetcul.net and blog.daqi.com/weise - to post her poems and essays about Tibetan culture, as well as articles written by her husband, Wang Lixiong, an independent Chinese writer. Most of the visitors to the blogs were Tibetan students who, like Woeser, had received their education in Chinese and who wanted to renew contact with their original Tibetan culture.

Woeser is one of the few Tibetan authors and poets to write in Chinese. She is committed to the defence of Tibetan culture and her book "Notes on Tibet" was banned in 2004 because of its favourable references to the Dalai Lama. She was fired from her job, evicted from her home and lost her social welfare entitlement. She was also forced to write articles recognising her "political errors." But she has continued to work and several of her books have been published in Taiwan in recent years. The disappearance of her two blogs comes a few days after the closure of the forum of her husband's website Dijin-democracy.net, and that of a site that was very influential among Chinese intellectuals, Century China.

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Decorative marijuana plants

New Image Plants deals in silk marijuana plants and faux buds. Seen here is a beautiful 6' plant, on sale for just $190.57. From the product description:
 Images 4Ft Many people like the look of a towering, fully mature marijuana plant. Our 6 foot plant will not disappoint you. Whether you want to decorate your living room or large office or your hotel lobby or outdoor garden, our 6’ marijuana plant is a great choice! The large and leafy 6 footer is big enough to provide shade and classy enough to add a hip dimension to your living space.

These 6’ plants are so life-like that a dozen in an open field is sure to get noticed by all the right people. If you plan it right, you can have the last laugh!
Link to New Image Plants, Link to AP story about the fake weed biz (Thanks, Steve Lindholm!)

Bird flu hits badminton

The quality of premium badminton shuttlecocks have suffered from a feather shortage resulting from bird flu. Apparently, the best of these birdies are imported from China where a single goose might provide only two feathers. From the Los Angeles Times:
"I believe the problem is potentially considerable," said Torsten Berg, the official bird flu spokesman for the International Badminton Federation.

The shortage has been particularly felt in Southern California, home to some of the country's best players, coaches and clubs.

Prices on premium shuttlecocks, which cost up to $25 for a tube of a dozen, have risen 25% in the last few months.

Manufacturers are competing for the limited feathers, and players are scrambling to buy the best birdies in bulk, further restricting supply.
Link (Thanks, Paul Saffo!)

Robotic roach-stud charms roaches into the light

European researchers have created a robotic roach that can convince other roaches that it's a sexy super-stud, crawling into their nests and then luring them out into the light with pheromones:
The machines are programmed to act like the insects and are even doused in pheromones that mimic eau de roach – the primary way cockroaches recognize each other. “It’s not vision, it’s not sound, it’s pure chemistry,” says scientific coordinator José Halloy from the Université Libre de Bruxelles. The droid enters a roach nest, charms the locals with movements and scent, and then slowly lures its minions into a better-lit area (these quintessential pests usually avoid light).
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How thieves steal RFID-enabled cars

Brad Stone's feature on RFID-enabled car-keys for Wired is astounding. In the article, entitled "Pinch My Ride," Stone documents the many ways in which these security systems fail. Most profound among the failures is that insurance companies believe RFID-keys to be infallible and refuse to pay out when your car gets stolen. How do RFID cars get stolen? Well, thieves can disable the RFID reader by removing a fuse, find the spare RFID key in the manual in the glove-box, steal RFID-enabled blanks from a dealer, or, most astoundingly, use a semi-secret sequence of pulls on the emergency brake.

This is a textbook example of how security systems can fail: if you strengthen only the door of your safe, thieves will go in through the sides. Like the biometric fingerprint-reading car locks in Malaysia that thieves defeat by amputating your fingers, an RFID car lock merely pushes the security problem to a different place:

[...]Montes fed the guy a barely credible story about a cousin who had dropped his keys down a sewer. The dealership employee was at home but evidently could access the Honda database online. I gave Honky’s VIN to Montes, who passed it along to his friend. We soon had the prescribed sequence of pulls, which I scribbled down in my notebook.

I walked outside and approached Honky. The door lock would have been easy – a thief would have used a jiggle key, and a stranded motorist would have had a locksmith cut a fresh one. I just wrapped the grip of my key in tinfoil to jam the transponder. The key still fit, but it no longer started the car.

Then I grabbed the emergency brake handle between the front seats and performed the specific series of pumps, interspersed with rotations of the ignition between the On and Start positions. After my second attempt, Honky’s hybrid engine awoke with its customary whisper.

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Julian Dibbell on virtual economics transcript

Wagner James Au sez, "The event mentioned last week in Boing Boing with Julian Dibbell creating an avatar and selling a virtual edition of his latest is up now on my blog, a fascinating 5,000+ words on the future of online worlds, and of work online."

... If you had gone to Babylonia or whenever 10,000 years ago, and said 'Hey, 10,000 years from now, the economy you think of as the economy, the growing of grain and baking it and distributing it and all that stuff, and the system you think of as sort of spiritual and ephemeral, the priestly stuff of knowledge work, those roles are going to be completely flipped around, with esoteric, highly mediated financial transactions constituting BY FAR the majority of economic activity on the globe...' they would have laughed at you. Or made you their rain god.

And the evolution of a play economy would work very similarly, with the economy itself creating its own needs, which feed on themselves with especial voracity and velocity because there's less and less physical stuff involved to slow it down. Until voila, yeah, we still need agricultural workers and accountants and systems analysts and so forth, but of course all the REAL wealth of the world is being made here in these little worlds that used to be dismissed as mere games.

Link (Thanks, James!)

Darth Vera, the Sith yenta

In reference to yesterday's post about Hello Kitty Darth Vader (sadly, a photoshopping job), Nic sends us word of his friend Jen, who went to ComicCon this year dressed as Darth Vera, a middle-aged, chubby, female Sith Lord.

Link 1, Link 2, Link 3, Link 4, Link 5 (Thanks, Nic!)

(Image thumbnail from a larger picture in Mystphoto's Flickr stream)

In memoriam: Bill Goggins, formerly of Wired Magazine

Paul Boutin writes,
Bill Goggins, who died unexpectedly while running the San Francisco Marathon Sunday, was Wired's man-behind-the-curtain for years until he recently moved on. Bill's meticulous yet hilarious verbal skills, coupled with a work ethic rarely seen outside New England milltowns, quietly improved most of Wired's feature stories and countless others in the late 90's and early 00's. Bill had an exceptional ability to take a good story and make it better—clearer, catchier, more consistent—usually by changing only a few words, sometimes by making both editor and writer go back and re-examine their basic premises. Whenever people comment on my ability to write clearly, I know Bill had a lot to do with it.

Case in point: I once spent weeks crafting a short piece on Ray Kurzweil that concluded with this paragraph.

Skeptics may say he's flown off the charts himself, but Kurzweil is sure they'll live to regret it. "The really surprising thing to me is how many Nobel Prize winners haven't internalized the implications of the exponential rate of increase in the rate of knowledge itself," he says. "It's easy to explain these things in the language of mathematics. But to really understand them, you almost need to resort to religious terms."
Bill read it and tacked on one more word:
Amen.
But I'll remember Bill most for his dry yet pointed wit around the office. When Chris Anderson's first Wired cover, "Is Japan Still the Future?" was punched up by Condé Nast's editorial director to "Japan Rocks!" Bill protested by posting a note above his desk in the same font: "If Japan's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'."
Link to Paul's post. Image: Bill Goggins, with Paul's wife Christina Noren, at a party in 2004. Here is an article with details on the circumstances surrounding Goggins' death at 43 years old, the first fatality in the SF Marathon's history. He was a kind man and a masterly editor.

Update: Snip from an item at Wired News by Mark Robinson:

Goggins was a legendary figure at Wired magazine, where he started as a freelance copy editor in 1995. He went on to become the managing editor and an articles editor, and eventually rose to become deputy editor. His colleagues admired him tremendously.

“Bill was that rarest of things: a true original,” says Chris Anderson, the magazine’s editor in chief. “He was brilliant, witty and culturally omnivorous, all of which combined in his signature headlines. They usually worked on at least three levels of meaning, from some remixed cultural reference to at least one pun. In many ways his winking style and clever turns of phrase became Wired house style for nearly a decade, and to look at our covers and headlines over those years is to hear Bill's voice again.”

Link (Thanks, Mark Robinson) Tim Cavanaugh at Reason magazine writes,
One of my countless career regrets was that I turned down a great offer from Wired back in the late nineties in order to keep chasing the white lady of a big dotcom ripoff. Bill was very cool before, during, and after that fiasco, and was a reliable good-time guy and great conversationalist. I always enjoyed hanging out with him. His writings for Wired are pretty sparsely represented on a quick Google search, but here's his complete Suck archive, my favorite of which is this Jack-Kemp-is-gay chestnut. I'll miss Bill.
With the apparent exception of the first title listed ("Free at Last"), this is an archive of Goggins' contributions to Suck.com (Thanks, Paul Boutin).

Nina Alter of Survival Research Laboratories (SRL) tells BoingBoing,

I used to work at WiReD, and fucking adored him. Deeply regret loosing contact with him- but I'm a hermit, and tend to do that with a lot of people.

He was just a brilliant mind, and an incredibly kind and wonderful human being. Many in SF and around the world will miss him a great deal. A very, very rare breed of wit, authenticity, passion, compassion, and intellect.

link to SF Chron article.

Game biz trade show E3 to wither and/or die?

Rumors abound that the annual gaming industry convention E3 may be severely cut back next year -- or canceled entirely -- due to decisions by some top sponsors to focus funds on smaller, brand-focused events. Link, and previous BB posts about E3.

Hello Kitty Darth Vader costume

I don't know anything for sure about this image of a Hello Kitty-themed Darth Vader outfit (it's been suggested that it came from the San Diego Comic Con), though, honestly, what is there to say that the photo doesn't say for itself? JPEG Link (Thanks, Patrick!)

Update: Count Dookie sez, "That Sanrio Darth Vader is a quick Photoshop I did for a thread on The Dented Helmet, a Boba Fett prop-making site."

Linux Thinkpads can be controlled by knocking on them

There's a utility for Thinkpads running GNU/Linux that lets you execute commands by physically knocking on the machine. This registers as activity on the accelerometer built into the laptop (used to park the hard-drive heads in the even of a fall) and is translated into commands within the OS.
For the first time, you can hit your computer and get a meaningful response! Using Linux and the Hard Drive Active Protection System (HDAPS) kernel drivers, you can access the embedded accelerometers on Lenovo (formerly IBM) ThinkPads, then process the accelerometer data to read specific sequences of "knocking" events -- literally rapping on the laptop case with your knuckles -- and run commands based on those knocks. Double tap to lock the screen, and knock in your secret code to unlock. Tap the display lid once to move your mp3 player to the next track. The possibilities are endless.
Link (via Make Blog)

Astronauts reveal BoingBoing 150% larger than reported by WSJ

The Wall Street Journal kindly mentioned BoingBoing in a roundup of new media "who's who" today, and ran this photo of Cory and me (alternate reg-free image link). Here's the accompanying article by John Jurgensen, "Moguls of New Media" (reg-free link)

But using cellular, modular, interactivogular surveillance cameras with supersonic laserphonic wingding plugins, astronauts on the International Space Station shot an aerial photo which looks shockingly identical... and reveals a whopping 60% 150% more humans in BoingBoing. Image Link.

From left to right, BoingBoing is Mark, Pesco, "band manager" Battelle, Cory, and me. And truth be told, Bart Nagel took the photo right here on earth.


Correction: BoingBoing reader Weeble says,

Your recent Boing Boing post, "Astronauts reveal BoingBoing 60% larger than reported by WSJ" uses "% larger" in a slightly confusing way. While 2 is 60% *smaller* than 5, 5 is not 60% larger than 2. It is in fact 150% larger than 2. This is a common mistake, and discussed in the Wikipedia article on Percentages [Link]. In general, when describing a percentage change in something, the percentage should be as a proportion of the initial figure, not the final one. Correct headlines might be "Astronauts reveal BoingBoing 150% larger than reported by WSJ" or "Astronauts reveal 60% of BoingBoing missing from WSJ report."
Reader comment: A number of you observed that 80% of us wear nerdy retro specs. Jaye Sunsurn says, "Xeni has to get a set of dark rimmed glasses because she looks out of place in the picture. Everyone else has 'em, why not her?"

Alright, but only if the other 80% agree to wear high heels.

Tech politics roundup: blog license, laptop search, goatse ban?

* Image: Is Pastrami Goatse now a felony? See last item in this post. Image shot by BoingBoing reader Vidiot, who says: "This was taken in New York's Katz's Deli (of "When Harry Met Sally" fame) on the Lower East Side, home of the best pastrami on earth." Yeah, you never forget that taste, do you...

* Does the law allow border agents in the US and Canada to search your laptop? Yes. Link, Another Link, and court decision PDF Link. (Thanks, JahWarrior and John Sawers)

* She's a convicted fraudster, she's running from the law, and she's liveblogging on the lam: Link (thanks, Cyrus)

* RIAA attacks guitar tab sites: vengeance sought against dastardly amateur guitar-strumming scofflaws who learn to play music from internet tablature ("tab") websites (and eat babies). Link (thanks, AngryHerb)

* "Secret" terror watchlists have nabbed more congressmen than terrorists: Link.

* Members of the American Psychological Association are preparing a "revolt" at the group's next convention to protest what they believe to be psychologists' unconscionable assistance in torture at Guantanamo and other terror-war detainment facilities. Link

* Government officials in Malaysia are considering extending the country's "Printing and Presses Act" to cover blogs and other electronic media. The 1984 law requires all print media in Malaysia to obtain a license and abide by strict regulations, including restrictions on political speech. If the PPA is extended to internet media as well, would bloggers and webmasters need a license, too? Link to news article, here are more links: one, two.

* Websites that use kid-friendly words like "Mickey Mouse" or "Snoopy" to lure traffic but instead feature sexually-explicit content are now subject to felony charges, thanks to a bill approved in the U.S. Senate this week: Link. Free speech proponents say the bill is overly broad, impossible to enforce accurately, could villify law-abiding adult sites, and generally a bad thing for online democracy.

Some bloggers say a provision of the bill means that pulling a goatse (worksafe explanation) could land you in prison for twenty years: Link:

‘‘§ 2252C. Misleading words or digital images on the Internet

‘‘(a) IN GENERAL.—Whoever knowingly embeds words or digital images into the source code of a website with the intent to deceive a person into viewing material constituting obscenity shall be fined under this title and imprisoned for not more than 10 years.

‘‘(b) MINORS.—Whoever knowingly embeds words or digital images into the source code of a website with the intent to deceive a minor into viewing material harmful to minors on the Internet shall be fined under this title and imprisoned for not more than 20 years.

‘‘(c) CONSTRUCTION.—For the purposes of this section, a word or digital image that clearly indicates the sexual content of the site, such as ‘sex’ or ‘porn’, is not misleading.

‘‘(d) DEFINITIONS.—As used in this section—HR 4472 EAS

‘‘(1) the terms ‘material that is harmful to minors’ and ‘sex’ have the meaning given such terms in section 2252B; and ‘‘(2) the term ‘source code’ means the combination of text and other characters comprising the content, both viewable and nonviewable, of a web page, including any website publishing language, programming language, protocol or functional content, as well as any successor languages or protocols.’’.

(b) TABLE OF SECTIONS.—The table of sections for chapter 110 of title 18, United States Code, is amended by inserting after the item relating to section 2252B the following:

‘‘2252C. Misleading words or digital images on the Internet.’’.

(Thanks, Maxx and many others)

Reader comment: Regarding the legal code cited above, Craig Hughes says,

Now as I read it, that part about "successor languages" means that if you publish content today, and in the future some language or protocol renders that content in a way covered by the law, even if that wasn't your intention when you published -- then you're infringing. In other words, if someone were to write a codemonkey extension which displayed a link to goatse.cx whenever it encountered the word "Iraq" on the homepage of the New York Times, then the NYT would be breaking the law. Nifty.

Beautiful Nooka watches

I'm literally salivating over these two handsome watches, the Nooka Zoo (left) and Zot (right), which sell for $250 each at Elsewares. Something about the face design just hits me square between the eyes, a mix of utterly impractical timekeeping UI (how cool is it that we can do builds and manufacturing of electronics in small enough quantities to make this kind of UI viable?) and handsome layout. Nooka Zoo Link, Nooka Zot Link (Thanks, Alice!)

Miami Vice movie's anti-piracy line a plant?

A reporter for The Inquirer suggests that the anti-piracy throwaway line in the execrable Miami Vice movie was actually paid for by the Business Software Alliance:
There was a scene in Miami Vice where they were discussing the big bad drug dealers, and how international they were. The good guys listed all the thing the bad guys were capable of bringing into the US, Cocaine, Heroin, etc etc. They listed it as coke from Coumbia, heroin from Afganistan, X from Y and A from B. Pretty normal stuff. At the end, they added 'pirated software from China'. Blink.

Now, had they listed anything other than drugs and software, it might not have been so blatant. If they had listed pirated software any other time in the movie, I might not have noticed, but this one was pretty obviously a plant. Don't go see the movie, it isn't worth it, but if you do, pay attention for this bit, you will see exactly how much it stands out. The movie makers could not afford people to do decent dialog, and it seems the DRM infectors could not either.

Link (Thanks, Charlie!)

Why the CBC doesn't need DRM

A blog post from the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation defended its practice of forcing Canadians to use American DRM software like Windows Media Player to watch the programming they pay for with their tax dollars, making the preposterous claim that if it didn't use DRM it would be sued. Canadian Internet law scholar Michael Geist takes apart the post and shows how the CBC could deliver more value to the people who pay for it by abandoning DRM.
First, there are many other public broadcasters who not only reject DRM, but have adopted open licenses (RadioBras in Brazil makes all of its content available under Creative Commons licenses). Second, there is no legal requirement to use DRM under Canadian law. If certain rights holders demand DRM use, the CBC has an alternative. It can reject those demands and choose instead to use only music that rights holders permit to be broadcast without DRM.

There is no shortage of such music. In addition to the hundreds of thousands of Creative Commons licensed songs and the thousands of classical music recordings in the public domain, the majority of Canadian independent labels reject the use of the DRM. Those labels are responsible for 90 percent of new Canadian music, so it seems to me that the CBC will have lots of Canadian content to choose from in its broadcasts and streams. Most of the music that may require DRM protection is likely that from foreign labels promoting foreign artists. While it would be great to include them in CBC broadcasts, Canada's public broadcaster should be rejecting DRM and moving toward as open a platform as possible. The inclusion of greater Canadian content and the ability to truly meet its mandate to be as accessible as possible to all Canadians make this the obvious path to take.

Link (Thanks, Michael!)

Aussie mall defends its photons from terrorists

A Melbourne shopping center and tourist attraction have banned photographs, in order to prevent terrorism. Because all terrorism begins with the devilish capture of precious photons. Once these photons have been taken away to the terrorists' spider caves, they are converted into terrorist photons and re-released at the speed of light to attack their targets with relatavistic savageness.

Naive Australians have aided the cause of terrorism by walking around with their own cameras, taking photos of the "no-photography" signs, not suspecting that their cameras are secret members of Al-Qamera, and that many of the photons they "innocently" capture are sent via steganographic means to Afghanistan Iraq Iran for processing at secret photon-camps.

"At no times do we permit photography in our back-of-house areas, in or surrounding our restrooms and within individual retail tenancies," a spokeswoman said. "There are safety, security, privacy and copyright issues which need to be considered with all photography and filming within the centre, and we reserve the right to ask people to stop filming or photographing if it is deemed inappropriate."
Link (Photo thumbnail taken from a larger picture credited to Dallas Goldberg)

Hello Kitty anti-RFID skimming sleeves

A Japanese vendor called Shelly sells Hello Kitty (and other characters) RFID-card sleeves that shield them from "skimmers" who read the card and copy its contents, so that later they can spend your money, break into your car or home, ride the subway as you, etc.

Of course, this negates much of the value of RFID cards: no more can you merely wave your handbag at a turnstile. Now you have to get your card out, remove the radio-proof sleeve, and then rub the naked card over the reader.

And at that moment, if a skimmer happens to have a directional antenna pointing at the turnstile, well, then she can read (and clone) your card. Link (via Beyond the Beyond)

week of 07/30/2006