Is that a handgun in your pocket, or... no, really.

"Toters" is a line of blue jeans designed for "conceal carry" use -- hiding your personal protection weapon. "The naturally soft cotton denim fabric will not wear through from carrying a handgun, knife, or other solid steel object." They're designed by Blackie Collins, a fellow who also produces non-metallic knives that can evade metal detectors. Video clips on the website show Toters in action. Behind each front pocket lies a seekrit inner compartment camouflaged by a dark Cordura lining. Alas, it seems they only offer men's sizes -- what, no low-rise misses petites? Link (Thanks, Paul)