Are you ready for foot fetish rap music?

Y'know, it's like the blog writes itself sometimes. Snip from "Toe Lover Poem Two," a track from Angel Boi's self-released CD "Toe Lover."

Never dripping wet or sweaty, always soft and smell sweet like berries.

So pretty, sometimes you want to suck them yourself.

Open toe, candy-painted, showing off whenever you are in public care.

Dangling your feet in and out of your pretty shoes.

Hoping someone with a foot fetish will finally notice you.

Link to album page on CDBaby.com. Listen to "Toe Lover" (M3U link) and -- wait for it! -- "Toe Lover" en Español (M3U Link). (Thanks, Fred Hesby)

Reader comment: Jonathan Cundiff sez,

The story on the Toe Lover reminded me of this thug. Now thats one hard, toe lickin' fool.