Thursday, March 30, 2006

Dumb Aussie junkies mauled by stolen koala, so they tried a croc


Gnat sez, "Aussie thieves try to steal a koala to sell for drug money. They get 'scratched to shit'. So they turn to everyone's #2 redeemable-for-speed animal, the freshwater crocodile. Convict genes will out! This story is remarkable for the persistent, diligent, hard-working stupidity of the criminals and the genial bemused zookeeper."
Link (Thanks, Gnat!)



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