Lukashenka, the corrupt dictator of Belarus, has a bad pop band campaigning for him in his crooked election. They sing a hilarious song praising him to the skies (and don't miss the video)…
Well-set and slim
He won't teach you evil
Father can bridle anyone
Father is stronger than the restHe will settle conflicts
He is reliable and calm
He just throws a glance – and you see
Who is the master in the house
My grandfather came from Belarus — I'm just glad he got out when he did, otherwise this might be the themesong of my homeland.
(Thanks, Brendan!)