week of 02/05/2006

Ill-advised children's toys photoshopping contest

Today on the Worth1000 photoshopping contest: ill-advised children's toys. This is photoshopping at its MAD Magaziniest. Link

Tree with buck horns grafted to it

Robyn Miller posted this photo of buck horns grafted to a tree.
200602111546Mr. H.B. Keyser must have really loved those prize buck horns (afterall, they were 7 1/2 foot spread). So he grafted them into this oak tree when it was younger.

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Castle Wolfenstein PC mod

A Polish casemodder has built this jaw-dropping Castle Wolfenstein-themed PC, fashioned to look like an old-timey military field radio. Link (via Gizmodo)

Update Here's the whole build-log -- thanks, Alex!

Pirates of the Caribbean breakfast cereal, starring Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp will star in an exciting new brand of cinema-inspired breakfast cereal: Pirates of the Caribbean! Link

Woman busted for importing dried human head in luggage

A woman's been arrested at the Fort Lauderdale airport for attempting to import a dessicated head from Haiti -- she said she needed it to protect her from evil spirits.
"Severe stated that she had obtained the package, which contained a human head, from a male in Haiti for use as part of her voodoo beliefs," the US Attorney's Office said in a statement.

A spokesman for Miami's immigration and customs agency told the AFP news agency that the head was not simply a skull.

"It had teeth, hair and skin, and quite a lot of dirt," she said.

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Bradbury: LA needs monorails!

Ray Bradbury has written an editorial for the LA Times calling on the city of Los Angeles to build a monorail network before the city's traffic becomes completely unmanageable.
If we examine the history of subways, we will find how tremendously expensive and destructive they are.

They are, first of all, meant for cold climates such as Toronto, New York, London, Paris, Moscow and Tokyo. But L.A. is a Mediterranean area; our weather is sublime, and people are accustomed to traveling in the open air and enjoying the sunshine, not in closed cars under the ground.

Subways take forever to build and, because the tunnels have to be excavated, are incredibly expensive. The cost of one subway line would build 10 monorail systems.

Along the way, subway construction destroys businesses by the scores. The history of the subway from East L.A. to the Valley is a history of ruined businesses and upended lives.

The monorail is extraordinary in that it can be built elsewhere and then carried in and installed in mid-street with little confusion and no destruction of businesses. In a matter of a few months, a line could be built from Long Beach all the way along Western Avenue to the mountains with little disturbance to citizens and no threat to local businesses.

Compared to the heavy elevateds of the past, the monorail is virtually soundless. Anyone who has ridden the Disneyland or Seattle monorails knows how quietly they move.

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How statistics caught Indonesia's war-criminals

Statistical methods have been used to settle the question of wartime atrocities committed by Indonesian forces against the people of East Timor. The island of East Timor (now Timor-Leste) was occupied by Indonesian troops from 1975 to 1999.

A truth and reconciliation commission was convened to explore the scope of the mass murder on the island, and Patrick Ball, a "forensic statistician" was called in to extrapolate the full scope of the wartime deaths that can be laid at the feet of the Indonesian occupiers.

Patrick is a friend of mine, and his work on this is truly ground-breaking -- he's testified at Milosovic's trial, for example. He's an amazing example of how math can make a different in the real world.

To generate the East Timor report, HRDAG researchers spent three years in the country -- now called Timor-Leste -- collecting and analyzing mountains of raw data. The group marshaled 8,000 testimonies and developed innovative sources of information, including the first human rights retrospective mortality survey to determine how many people died and why.

They surveyed 319,000 graves and used hundreds of Python, Java and bash shell scripts to build a huge database of mortality data that contained an 80,000-file directory tree.

While prior information about East Timor focused on anecdotal accounts, the HRGAD researchers used comparative analysis of the datasets to uncover patterns of deaths and build objective evidence of abuses. The team also developed an array of descriptive statistical analysis profiling the scale, pattern and structure of torture, ill-treatment, arbitrary detention and sexual violations. In order to estimate what was missing from the data, the HRDAG developed software to link multiple reports of the same death in a technique called record linkage. They then used multiple systems estimation to calculate the deaths no one remembered.

"The Indonesian military has persistently argued that excess mortality in Timor due to its occupation of Timor was zero," said Romesh Silva, a HRDAG field statistician who led the design and implementation of the project's data collection. "This claim can now be tested empirically and transparently with the tools of science instead of merely being debated with the tools of political rhetoric."

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Canadian Red Cross vows to sue first aid kits, too

The Canadian Red Cross has vowed to devote its resources to pursuing any and every use of the red-cross symbol, even to the point of threatening companies that make first-aid kits.

I recently blogged about Canadian Red Cross spokesman David Pratt's use of the Red Cross's donated funds to harass video-game makers for identifying in-game health-kits with the red cross symbol. In an interview with a gaming site, Pratt has vowed to police every use of the red cross, no matter how small, even though this is a "practically impossible task." How this furthers the Canadian Red Cross's humanitarian mission is not obvious to me -- I should think that they'd be better off spending that money helping people.

There is no legal reason that the Canadian Red Cross needs to sue game makers. Its mark is protected by the Geneva Convention, so even the (extremely remote) possibility that its mark could be "genereicized" by common use is removed. At the same time, it's highly unlikely that any court would find the use of the red cross to denote medkits in works of fiction -- such as video games -- violated the Geneva Convention.

Likewise, it's not obvious how the use of the red cross in works of fiction will undermine the Canadian Red Cross's humanitarian mission -- will combatants open fire on Red Cross workers because their Quake play has confused them about the meaning of the mark?

Pratt's campaign against video games has ugly overtones: he has previously characterized the simulated violence in video games as antithetical to the Red Cross's humanitarian mission. I'm a lifelong antiwar activist -- I've gone to jail for protesting arms bazaars -- but I like shooting at pixels on screens. How can a work of fiction undermine humanitarianism? Are the gamer charities that raise funds for children's hospitals also anti-humanitarian?

Under Pratt's guidance, the Canadian Red Cross is squandering its goodwill on what amounts to literary criticism -- "we don't approve of this art, therefore we'll use our rights in our mark to censor it."

I've been a lifelong supporter of the Canadian Red Cross. Some of my earliest memories are of accompanying my father to the local school gym where he donated blood, and as soon as I was old enough, I became a regular donor too. The Red Cross trained me in CPR and first aid, and then wilderness first aid. I even supported the organization after its shameful tainted blood scandal, when it was found to have deliberately releasaed HIV-infected blood into the blood supply.

The Canadian Red Cross is betraying its supporters again with this misguided harrassment campaign. Taking the red crosses off of first-aid kits in the real world could even cause harm, making it harder for people to locate these medical supplies in emergencies. Taking them off of the medkits in video-games is nothing better than censorship.

There's no reason for the organization to do this. It doesn't further its mission. It doesn't protect anything. It just makes them look like fools and thugs. What a waste.

Shacknews: How long has the Red Cross been aware of the problem, because at least in my own personal firsthand experience I would say this is something that has been going on for upwards of a decade and a half or so?

David Pratt: I have personally been aware of this for about six weeks. I'm not really of a generation that necessarily plays video games. The Red Cross as a humanitarian organization is primarily focused on our international and domestic program. It's only within the last two months that we've done a lot more in the area of trademark protection. Part of that stems from my role within the Humanitarian Issues Program, which relates to international humanitarian law. We felt there was some synergy there with educating people about the emblem rather than sending them legal letters right off the top, that we would attempt to engage them in educational effort. That's how this latest issue got started. I've only been with the CRC for a little over a year now, though the organization has been involved with emblem protection for years. That usually happens by way of people who send us emails when they see instances of unauthorized use.

Shacknews: Is that what happened this time?

David Pratt: Actually what happened in this case, is we have a receptionist, a fellow who's in his early 20s. He plays video games, and he's obviously involved in the Red Cross and aware of this issue, and he brought it to my attention. One of the things that struck us in relation to the video games industry is that while certain products that are out there, first aid kits and so on, that's certainly a problem--and our philosophy is that there's no emblem abuse that's too small to report, because you have to try to get them all, which is a practically impossible task--but one thing we saw with the video games industry is that it has a huge reach, especially with young people. It may create an impression that the Red Cross emblem is part of the public domain.

It's not a question so much of targeting, because we will pursue any case any industry. We're not singling out the video game industry, but the video game industry is an important file we're working on right now. We would never single out one industry for paritcular attention.

Link (Thanks, Peter!)

Update: A tipster sez, "David Pratt used to be the Liberal MP for Nepean-Carleton. Former cabinet minister. Sarmite Bulte used to be his parliametary secretary, and before that worked for his department as a consultant, and later as a lobbyist. Yes, that Sam."

Canada's global dominance: photoshopping contest

Today on Worth1000's photoshopping contest: if Canadians ruled the earth! Link

NSA kids' mascots: like Power Rangers for warrantless wiretaps

Boing Boing reader Justin Bronn says,

The NSA updated their children's outreach site recently. In the process, the previous mascot, Crypto Cat, has undergone some changes. Previously, Crypto Cat was a male dressed in a trench coat, but she is now a high school teenager in a midriff-baring sweater.

In addition, the NSA has added new characters to make a spy supergroup known as the "CryptoKids (TM)". The new characters include Decipher Dog, Joules (squirrel), Slate (rabbit), T. Top (turtle), and Rosetta Stone (fox). Each of them have their own special abilities -- they are like the Power Rangers for warrantless wiretaps.

The U.S. trademark application shows they applied for the trademark on Crypto Cat on December 19, 2005; this was around the same time the scandal was just starting to heat up.


Image of previous Crypto Cat: GIF link. USPTO Trademark Applications: (Crypto Cat) (Crypto Kids) (Decipher Dog)

Previously: DHS to kids: Ready for... Furries?

For more, see this Wired article by Noah Shachtman on the NSA's online youth infotainment outreach program.

Funny Star Wars Valentines

The Something Awful photoshopping army has spent the day posting an awesome and hilarious collection of Star Wars themed Valentines. Link (Thanks, Bonnie!)

Jill Carroll: kidnappers threaten to kill, again

J. Scott Tynes, a friend of the kidnapped freelance journalist Jill Carroll, says:
There is breaking new from Al Rai TV in Kuwait that's just come in here in the last five minutes. According to Al Rai, the kidnappers say they will carry out a threat to kill Jill unless their demands are met by a Feb. 26 deadline.

The station is citing sources that are "close to her captors." The chairman of the station, Jassem Doodai, declined to specify the kidnapper's demands when questioned about it by a reporter from Reuters.

Previously Jill has said that the group was demanding the release of all female detainees held in Iraq. Five were released, but US and Iraqi officials have denied there was any quid pro quo with regard to those releases. 450 detainees were released over the last 48 hours in Iraq, but none were women. It is unclear from this statement if the kidnappers have additional demands that are not yet being released. And it is unclear what else was in the letter that Jill cryptically mentioned that she was providing in her third video.

One thing is certain, the setting of a deadline with some time ahead of it is worrying, as it carries the weight of being a "considered" deadline. We are all still hopeful that something can be worked out as this new channel seems to be opening. But, without a shadow of a doubt, we are all very worried. We'll update this post on Natasha's blog when we know anything more.

Link to previous Boing Boing posts on the abduction of Jill Carroll.

Update, 1:15pm PT: J. Scott Tynes says,

Xeni, there's been a few updates.

One: Al Rai's editor, Jassem Boudai, is indicating that there is some confirmation that Jill is staying "in a safe house" with women somewhere in Baghdad.

Two: Confirmation of what we'd said before: There was audio on the previous tapes but Aljazeera did not air it in an effort to control the message and silence critics about its "open mic" policy for terrorists. This seems savvy editorial control. There was tremendous media speculation about "why were the tapes silent." They were not. A call to Aljazeera would have made this clear.

A second update highlights an Associated Press report analyzing why Al Rai television got this tape and how and why they might have chosen to air it in full. It is a top drawer analysis of the media manoeuvrings taking place during this terrible ordeal.

Hopefully some of the new information released and out there through various channels today can help get Jill freed soon.

"Xeni Tech" on NPR: Food Hackers make high-tech geek eats

For this week's edition of NPR "Day to Day," I filed a report on "food hacking," a DIY cousin of the science-inspired branch of haute cuisine called molecular gastronomy.

28-year-old haxx0r and chef Marc Powell did a live demo of molecular cuisine at a recent Dorkbot in San Francisco, and I was there to stick microphones in the liquid nitrogen cooled almond-armagnac foam. It was a ton of fun, and tasted weird but wonderful -- Boing Boing pal Eddie Codel was there, he's chowing down on some laughing-gas-infused dessert in the image here. Scott Beale shot that photo, and many more. I mostly ate mutant strawberries.

The idea is to create dishes based on the molecular compatibilities of foods. For instance, unripe mango and pine share a molecular structure, so they might be tasty if combined. That's the theory, anyway. Molecular gastronomists combine white chocolate and oysters for the same reason.

Archived audio, a recipe for "Nitro Pumpkin Seed Pie Horchata Foam" (mmm!), and links to books and web resources are all here. "Xeni Tech" archives for Day to Day are here.

Bonus: two things that didn't make it into the story -- the periodic table of elements, in Thai, that hangs on Marc's kitchen wall: Link. You never know when you're gonna need to look up a noble gas for your omelette. And another phonecam snap from the walls of hacker bed-and-breakfast Unicorn Precinct 13 -- one day, all our meals will look like this: Link. (Thanks, Karen Marcelo, and thanks Marc Powell!)

Car crash porn

CarcrashvideoHere is a video collage of car crashes recorded on a tunnel cam and set to music. I found it uncomfortably engaging. JG Ballard, your meme is ready.
Link and Link (via MetaFilter)

Irish digital rights group now accepting donations

Colm sez, "Following hot on the heels of its UK counterparts, Digital Rights Ireland is now accepting donations via its website. DRI has been extroardinarily active in the short time it has been live and has hit the ground running in relation to issues such as data retention, Irish filesharing litigation and ID cards and is now asking for money to help further the cause." Link (Thanks, Colm!)

The IT Crowd episode four is up for Britons who use DRM

Britons who have computers capable of playing DRM-locked Windows Media streams can see episode four of the brilliant new sysadmin sitcom, The IT Crowd, created by Graham Linehan, the comic genius who gave us Father Ted. Previous episodes have gone live on Bittorrent within a short time of their release to the Channel Four website, enabling foreigners and non-Windows-DRM users to enjoy them as well, but as yet, no torrents of episode four are to be found.

Yet.

Link (Thanks, k3wp!)

Update: 1:04PM PT: The DRM-free torrent is now available (Thanks, Marvin!)

Update 2: Episode 3 and Episode 4 are both on YouTube now -- thanks, Bradley!

Art School Confidential trailer

Artschool Here's the trailer for Art School Confidential, the new Terry Zwigoff film based on the excellent comic by Daniel Clowes! The film will be released April 28. I can't wait!
Link (via Fantagraphics Flog!)

Strange sea creature clogs drain

A Staffordshire, England woman's garden drain was clogged with what may be a small dead octopus. Vicky Springitt thought it was an old banana skin until her 9-year-old son Isaac pulled it out with a pair of tongs. Nobody seems to know where the creature came from. From The Sentinel:
Vicky added: "Isaac wasn't fazed by it at all and has gone back to St Wulstan's Primary School telling everyone he wants to bring it in..."

Pictures of the creature have puzzled experts at the National Marine Aquarium in Plymouth. Information officer Douglas Herdson said: "We've had people looking at the photos and there are certain things that look right about the body and certain things that don't.

"It is very difficult to say for certain whether this is an octopus."

He said it was feasible that an octopus owner had flushed a dead specimen down the drain - they cannot last more than 20 minutes in freshwater.

He added: "Some people don't realise it is illegal to release exotic creatures into the wild in Britain."
Link (via The Anomalist)

Ball lightning in the lab

Israeli researchers have built a system to create the mystery of ball lightning in a laboratory. Eli Jerby and Vladimir Dikhtyar of Tel Aviv University suggest that controlled production of ball lightning could someday lead to uses in coating, deposition, combustion, and novel methods of energy production. They published the results of their experiments in the scientific journal Physical Review Letters (PDF). From PhysicsWeb:
 Objects News 10 2 6 0602061 The device consists of the magnetron from a 600-watt domestic microwave oven and concentrates its power into a volume of just one cubic centimetre. The researchers inject the microwaves though a pointed rod into a solid substrate made from glass, silicon, germanium, alumina or other ceramics. The energy from the microwaves then produces a molten hot spot in the substrate.

What the scientists then do is pull the microwave drill out of the solid, which drags the molten hot spot and creates a hot drop. The drop then becomes a floating fireball that measures about 3 centimetres across and lasts for some tens of milliseconds (see figure). "The fireball looks like a hot jellyfish, quivering and buoyant in the air," says Jerby.
Link to PhysicsWeb article, Link to Jerby's site with videos, Link to previous post about making ball lightning in your kitchen

Burglar checks email

A burglar in West Bend, Wisconsin hung out for quite some time in the house he was robbing, apparently eating a meal, showering, watching TV, and checking his email. Police think they have identified the man but have yet to catch him. From the La Cross Tribune:
Lori Menzel of the town of Kewaskum said the burglar left his Yahoo account open after checking his personal e-mail on the computer at her home.

``He never logged out,'' she said, adding: ``He made himself at home here. He spent some time in our bedroom trying on my husband's clothes. I could tell he went through some of my clothes.''
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Disney's first character traded for a sports announcer

Walt Disney's first successful cartoon character has been repatriated to the Disney company in a bizarre trade with NBC.

Early in Walt Disney's career, he had a minor success with a character named Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, a distant ancestor of Mickey Mouse. However, Walt lost the rights to Oswald in a sour business-deal with a distribution company (an historical film shown at the Disney parks has it that he was ripped off).

Now, nearly a century later, the Disney company has agreed to release a sports announcer named Al Michaels from its ABC network to NBC, which presently holds the rights to Oswald. NBC gave Disney a number of commercial concessions, and sweetened the deal with control over Oswald. Link (Thanks, Experiment 33!)

Gruesome lamps made from mutilated doll-heads

An Etsy seller called "Bad Lighting" makes these awesome, gruesome lamps out of mutilated baby-doll heads. These are really lovely and reasonably priced at $35 each! Link (Thanks, Chris!)

Seeking free banner space for Clarion writers' workshop

The Clarion Foundation is the charitable organization that oversees the legendary Clarion science fiction writers' workshop, and it's seeking your help in the form of donated banner-space on your site.

I'm on the Board of the Foundation, a new nonprofit, and we've just produced our first-ever marketing campaign with the generous volunteer assistance of Grad Conn, my friend and old business-partner. The campaign consists (modestly) of the badges you see below, and a landing-page with some information on signing up to the workshop, which runs for six weeks every summer -- it's going to be in East Lansing, Michigan again this year.

We're looking for websites that are willing to help us run the campaign by donating some space to host one of these badges (they're in two standard sizes, 150x150 and 150x58) in a prominent place between now and the application deadline on April 1. Even if you can only run it for part of the time, or in rotation, we'd appreciate your help.

Clarion has trained hordes of talented writers, from Bruce Sterling to Octavia Butler, from Kelly Link to Nalo Hopkinson. I'm a graduate and had the good fortune to teach the program last year as well. Attending Clarion is a life-changing experience for many, a watershed moment that helps writers understand what is needed if they are to succeed, and that gives them the tools to achieve success.

Help us out if you can: inline one of the images below and link it to http://www.theclarionfoundation.org/ads/landing/. You'll be helping to guide the careers of the writers who'll be entertaining you in a year or two.

Thanks!

Great information-security weekly podcast

A podcast can teach you the fundamentals of information security in small, easily digested weekly chunks. Security Now is a wonderful podcast from Leo Laporte and Steve Gibson, with a new episode every week. Gibson covers a number of high-level subjects -- securing your traffic on WiFi networks, choosing good passwords, etc -- as well as topical ones -- understanding rootkits and worms -- and answers listener questions.

The past two shows have marked the commencement of a new series on how the underlying infrastructure of the Internet works -- what's IP, what's UDP, how do packets traverse the Internet, and so on. This is building a foundation for deepening understandings of Internet security issues.

All told, the show is a running master-class in infosec, a great primer for those of us hoping to deepen our understanding of security online. Link

Free Culture New York documentary

I recently dropped by a meeting put on by NYU's Free Culture chapter -- they're the folks who've been staging anti-DRM street demonstrations in front of New York music stores -- and was blown away by their energy and creativity. Some of the students involved in the project have produced a great, nine-minute documentary on the Free Culture movement in New York.
A nine minute student documentary of the Free Culture New York Summit held at Columbia University, January 2006. The film explores a new form of student activism, based primarily on and about the Internet. Beginning with the Free Culture demonstration at the Times Square Virgin Megastore, the documentary covers Free Culture members out to educate consumers on alternative forms of music distribution online (archive.org, ccmixter.org, blogs, etc). It continues the discussion with interviews featuring conference participants (Cory Doctorow, Creative Commons, Free Culture students activists). Finally, using cc licenses for distribution and production, the film acts as an example for other young student filmmakers who are interested in alternative copyright licensing.
Link (Thanks, Fred!)

Classic video games recreated as 18-pixel squares

Guimp is "the world's smallest website" where classic video-games like Pac Man and Sapce Invaders are reinvented at 18 pixel x 18 pixel scale, in tiny little Flash boxes. These are amazingly playable and fun -- even if you can barely see what's happening! Link (via Waxy)

Shared traits of great contemporary web design

Web Design from Scratch has run a design roundup of several of today's cleanest, best-designed websites, and then analyzed them in depth to explain what characteristics they all share.

* Simple layout
* 3D effects, used sparingly
* Soft, neutral background colours
* Strong colour, used sparingly
* Cute icons, used sparingly
* Plenty of whitespace
* Nice big text
Link (via Waxy)

Songs mixed from the sounds of dying hard-drives

Gizmodo has posted the winners of an hilarious competiton to remix the sounds of a hard-drive dying into a song. Some of the runners-up rapped or sang, but the winner, James Postlethwaite's "Hitachi Hard-Drive Project - Noriko Version" turned out an eerie, ambient song that is as mournful as the death of a drive itself. Link (via Copyfight)

HOWTO fold a fitted sheet

Target Australia has a tutorial on neatly folding elasticated fitted sheets, something that's always stumped me:
Step 1 Hold the sheet inside out, by its two adjacent corners on one of the shorter ends. Position your hands inside each of these two corners.

Step 2 Fold the corner in your right hand over to the corner in your left, enveloping it. With your right hand, pick up the corner that is hanging down in front and fold it over the two corners in your left hand.

Step 3 Pick up the last corner and fold it over the other three corners. The sheet should now be right side out.

Step 4 Place your folded sheet on a table and straighten it, tucking in the elastic edges as you go.

Link (Thanks, Feren!)

Kids refuse to sell candy after completing health unit

Kids at a Florida elementary school refused to sell candy to raise money for a field trip, having just completed an educational unit on health and well-being. The widow of Dr Atkins was so moved by their commonsense that she donated $16,000 to their school so they could afford the trip without selling junk-food.
The North Side Elementary students said selling the chocolate bars and potato chips went against what they were taught in school about healthy eating. They were raising money for a field trip to Washington D.C.

Veronica Atkins said the donation will come from her foundation, which promotes her mission to combat Type II diabetes.

``I was so proud when the children said you're telling us not to go out and eat sugar and then you ask us to sell it,'' Atkins, 68, told the South Florida Sun-Sentinel in Tuesday's edition. ``I said no way am I going to let them down and not let them go on the field trip.''

Link (Thanks, Candy Addict!)

Tube map re-labelled with anagrams of station names

The Anagram London Underground Map re-labels all of London's tube-stations with anagrams of their names -- Goodge Street becomes "Edge Grottoes" and Old Street is "Eldest Rot," Oxford Circus is "Crux for Disco." This is marvellous. Link (Thanks, Jamie!)

Disneyland model recreates Yippie invasion of 1970

Dan Howland of The Journal of Ride Theory built a cardboard model of the Disneyland castle, then finished it off with a squadron of riot cops, recreating a famous photo of Yippie invasion of Disneyland in 1970, where anti-war activists stormed the park and tried to plant the Vietcong flag atop Space Mountain the Matterhorn. Link (Thanks, Dan!)

Our music preferences are driven by the crowd as much as taste

Popular music gets that way because we're social animals who follow the leads of influential people and/or the crowd, liking what others like because they like it.

A research project created a "music market" for 48 songs, in which participants were asked to score the songs from one to five stars. They tried a number of configurations, such as permitting the rankers to know how others had ranked the music, isolating rankers from other rankers' ratings, and segmenting the rankers into different, isolated groups.

The conclusions of the study are fascinating: our music choices are as driven by social factors as by taste:

In the independent condition, participants chose which songs to listen to based solely on the names of the bands and their songs. While listening to the song, they were asked to rate it from one star ("I hate it") to five stars ("I love it"). They were also given the option of downloading the song for keeps.

"This condition measured the quality of the songs and allowed us to see what outcome would result in the absence of social influence," said study co-author Matthew Salganik, a sociologist at Columbia University.

In the social influence group, participants were provided with the same song list, but could also see how many times each song had been downloaded.

Researchers found that popular songs were popular and unpopular songs were unpopular, regardless of their quality established by the other group. They also found that as a particular songs' popularity increased, participants selected it more often.

The upshot for markerters: social influence affects decision-making in a market.

Link (via /.)

Posh kids' clubhouse themed to look like a Li'l Raskals' treehouse

The "Li'l Raskals Lookout" is a $5,600 6'x8' prefab kids' treehouse/clubhouse, themed with weathered wood and charmingly misspelled words intended to make it look like something cunningly built by Depression-era short-film stars. It comes from a site called PoshTots, which offers "the most extraordinary children's furnishings in the world." Link (via Cribcandy)

Update: The Treehouse Workshop has a great range of treehouse books, videos, and galleries -- thanks, Red!

White House learned of levee failure by email on night Katrina hit

Snip from NYT story by Eric Lipton:
In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, Bush administration officials said they had been caught by surprise when they were told on Tuesday, Aug. 30, that a levee had broken, allowing floodwaters to engulf New Orleans.

But Congressional investigators have now learned that an eyewitness account of the flooding from a federal emergency official reached the Homeland Security Department's headquarters starting at 9:27 p.m. the day before, and the White House itself at midnight.

(...)"FYI from FEMA," said an e-mail message from the agency's public affairs staff describing the helicopter flight, sent Monday night at 9:27 to the chief of staff of Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff and recently unearthed by investigators. Conditions, the message said, "are far more serious than media reports are currently reflecting. Finding extensive flooding and more stranded people than they had thought — also a number of fires."

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Smart lenses for super vision

Ron Blum is an ophthalmologist who is developing eyeglass lenses that apparently can give the wearer super vision. The system is based on "intelligent" lenses made up of electronically-controlled "pixels" that can be discretely adjusted. Blum claims that his PixelOptics lenses will not only correct the wearer's vision but could also boost it to better than 20/20, possibly even better than 20/10. Blum's company just scored a $3.5 million Department of Defense grant to build a prototype that he hopes will be ready in a year. From Wired News:
"Theoretically, this should be able to double the distance that a person can see clearly," (Blum) says...

Technicians scan the eyeball with an aberrometer -- a device that measures aberrations that can impede vision -- and then the pixels are programmed to correct the irregularities.

Traditional glasses correct lower-order aberrations like nearsightedness, farsightedness and astigmatisms. PixelOptics' lenses handle higher-order aberrations that are much more difficult to detect and correct.

Thanks to technologies created for astronomical telescopes and spy satellites, aberrometers can map a person's eye with extreme accuracy. Lasers bounce off the back of the eyeball, and structures in the eye scatter the resulting beam of light.

Software reads the scattered beam and creates a map of the patient's eye, including tiny abnormalities such as bumps, growths and valleys. The pixelated eyeglass lens is then tuned to refract light in a way that corrects for those high-level aberrations.
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Jim Leftwich plays with Sketch Swap

Picture 13Sketch Swap is a web site were you draw a picture using your mouse, press a button, and watch a sketch appear on your screen from someone else in return. Jim Leftwich has been submitting amazingly cool sketches, and getting junk in return. But what does he expect? It's sort of like Mario Andretti going up against a random kindergartner in a game of Mario Kart WiFi for the Nintendo DS.
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Chuck Norris proves he has a sense of humor by selling Norris joke shirts

Hunting Copy Mark Seremet (CEO of Spreadshirt, the company we partner with to sell quality Boing Boing branded jerkins, pantaloons, and dunce caps) says: "As you know, there is a wave of people creating Chuck Norris sayings but the monetization of the idea was really unfair to Mr. Norris. Essentially, everyone and their mother started selling items with the sayings using his likeness and name without his consent. He was cool with it at first but it got out of control. He started seeing obscene sites carrying the items, etc. and wanted to get some measure of organization."

Norris teamed up with Spreadshirt to sell official Norris shirts. You can take any phrase from chucknorrisfacts.com and place it on a shirt.
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Proto-pr0n: sexually explicit stealth print from 1800s

From auction description, "It appears to be an ordinary portrait print of a young gentleman in a birdseye maple frame, but a notch on the upper back allows the portrait to be pulled up revealing a hand-colored and rather explicit lithograph."Link
(Thanks, Roy, via Wayne Correia's list)

Jill Carroll: new tape released; blogger pals maintain vigil

Freelance journalist Jill Carroll today appeared in a video taped by her abductors, aired on a Kuwaiti television network.
In the video, Carroll said the date was Feb. 2. "I am here. I am fine. Please just do whatever they want, give them whatever they want as quickly as possible," she said. She wore a veil and appeared composed, speaking in a strong voice.

Link to AP story.

Update: Jeff Tynes, a friend of Jill's, tells Boing Boing:

A third tape has been released of Jill, this time airing on Kuwaiti television's "Al Rai."

We've not seen the tape but apparently Jill appears to be okay and indicates the date is February 2nd, although she corrects herself, having said February 6th at first.

She also says "There is very short time; please do it fast" We aren't sure why it wasn't aired on Al-Jazeera this time but suspect it might be due to the editorial controls in place there.

Natasha Tynes ( Link) has more quotes and other information from Jill off the tape and will be updating as more information becomes available.

Link to previous Boing Boing posts on the kidnapping of Jill Carroll.

Cartoon protests go online: Danish websites Pwned

Snip from BBC News report:
Almost 1,000 Danish websites have been defaced by Islamic hackers protesting about controversial cartoons mocking the Prophet Muhammad. The attacks typically replace home pages with pro-Islam messages and condemn the publication of the images.

Hack attack monitoring group Zone-H said the defacements were done both by hacker groups and individuals. Zone-H said some hackers left moderate messages but many called for a violent response to the cartoons' publication. "We have never seen so many defacements that are politically targeted in such a short time," said Roberto Preatoni, founder and administrator of Zone-H.

Link (via /.)

Scans from Artzybasheff's ASIFA animation archive blog

The ASIFA-Hollywood Animation Archive Project Blog took the time to scan a section of Boris Artzybasheff's out of print book, As I See. (Ken Steacy plans to reprint the book soon, thankfully). The section is called "Neurotica" and includes the artist's interpretations of addictions and neuroses. (Shown here: "Frustration")
200602091238 Artzybasheff had a long career as an illustrator, beginning in the late 1920s with art deco style illustrations for books like Creatures, extending all the way through the 1950s. His most notable achievements are his cover illustrations for Time magazine, depicting a wide range of notable people in the news; and also his arresting images for magazine ads promoting Shell Oil, Xerox and Parker Pens.

Link (Note: If you appreciate what the ASIFA-Hollywood Animation Archive is doing, please make a donation to support their work. Details here.)

The Athanasius Kircher Society: " all things wondrous, curious, and esoteric"

The Athanasius Kircher Society is a wonderful sister site to Boing Boing. The founder, "AK," says:
200602091050Kircher, if you don't know, was the 17th century jesuit polymath behind such fantastic inventions as the sunflower clock, the cat piano, the vomitting statue, the speaking trumpet, and the automatic organ. He was also the proprietor of one of the greatest 17th century wonder cabinets, and is often referred to as the last man to know everything about his culture.

For now, the Kircher Society is nothing more than a blog, "The Proceedings," which focuses on all things wondrous, curious, and esoteric--anything that would have fascinated Kircher if he were alive today.

(Shown here: Shea Zellweger's Logic Alphabet, "in which a group of specially designed letter-shapes can be manipulated like puzzles to reveal the geometrical patterns underpinning logic.") Link

Reader comment: Bob Rossney says: "I think it extremely likely that the 'AK' behind the Society is one of two people: David Wilson, who runs the Museum of Jurassic Technology in Los Angeles, or Lawrence Weschler, who wrote Mr. Wilson's Cabinet Of Wonder (about the Museum), among many other books. The MJT is presently hosting an exhibition called 'The World Is Bound With Secret Knots: The Life And Works of Athanasius Kircher.' And when I saw Ricky Jay interview Weschler at City Arts & Lectures in San Francisco last week, Weschler was very big on Kircher, saying that one of the symposia he ran last year at NYU (I think) was entitled 'Athanasius Kircher: Coolest Guy Who Ever Lived, Or What?'"

Video of Furby creator's new dinobot

Pleo C/Net has video of Pleo, the ultracute dinosaur robot invented by Celeb Chung, co-creator of the Furby. (Background on Pleo in this San Jose Mercury News article from Monday.)
Link (via MAKE: Blog)

Vintage valentine with gun imagery

 Photos Uncategorized Love GunSeven Deadly Sinners have been posting kooky/creepy vintage valentines. I like this one from back in the day when guns weren't such an explosive subject.
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National Inventors Hall of Fame 2006 inductees

The National Inventors Hall of Fame has announced its inductees for this year. Here's the list:
LIVING:
* Willard Boyle, George Smith: Charge-coupled device
* Vinton Cerf, Robert Kahn: Internet Protocol
* Robert Gore: ePTFE, known by the GORE-TEX® brand name
* Ali Javan: Helium-neon laser
* Robert Langer, Jr.: Controlled drug delivery
* Julio Palmaz: Intravascular stent

POSTHUMOUS RECOGNITION
* Herman Affel, Lloyd Espenschied: Coaxial cable
* Gregory Pincus: Oral contraceptive pill
* Richard Hoe: Rotary printing press
* Benjamin Holt: Caterpillar track-type tractor
* Dale Kleist, Games Slayter, John Thomas: Fiberglass
* William Upjohn: Dissolvable pill
* Granville Woods: Railroad telegraph
* Karl Bosch, Fritz Haber: Ammonia production process
* Elihu Thomson: Arc lighting
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New Mark Ryden painting to be exhibited: "Rosie's Tea Party"

Picture 7 Mark Ryden will exhibit his new painting, "Rosie's Tea Party," at the "Drawn to Expression" group show running from February 12 to April 23, in the Alyce de Roulet Williamson Gallery at the ArtCenter College of Design in Pasadena.
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Canadian Red Cross wastes its money harassing video game makers

The Canadian Red Cross, having eliminated all pain and suffering in Canada, has set its sights on video games that use red crosses to denote in-game health-packs. They've sent lawyer-letters to game-makers telling them that marking health-packs with red crosses is illegal and will damage the Canadian Red Cross.

Why is the Red Cross wasting the charitable dollars we donate to it shaking down video-games on the basis of some trademark dilution bogeyman? Is there any question that the use of red crosses to denote health-packs in games will bring even the most minute quantum of harm to the Red Cross? Kee-rist. I mean, I hear about a lot of stupid, crazy stuff, but this takes (today's) cake.

The fact that the Red Cross is also used in videos which contain strong language and violence is also of concern to us in that they directly conflict with the basic humanitarian principles espoused by the Red Cross movement,'' Pratt said in a Jan. 31 letter to a Vancouver law firm that represents several Canadian game developers. "The crux of the problem is that the misuse of the Red Cross in video games is not only in contravention of the law, it also encourages others to believe that the emblem of the Red Cross is `public property' and can be freely used by any organization or indeed for commercial purposes."
I contacted the Canadian Red Cross for comment on this -- I wanted to know if there was any precedent for Canadian charities suffering harm arising from game-based trademark dilution, and if they could cite precedent or statute under which the games' use of the red cross was unlawful, but they didn't get back to me. If they contact me later, I'll update this post. Link (Thanks, Alice!)

Update: Allen sez, "The Red Cross has an even bigger, more menacing trademark infringer. A little outfit they call Switzerland. Somebody should inform the Red Cross that these guys have been flagrantly using the unique design they created for their logo."

Update 2: Varney sez, "The International Red Cross recently chose a new, neutral symbol which can be used anywhere without offending any theology. One would imagine that the old Red Cross would be deprecated once this is introduced."

Crichton wins journalism award?

Michael Crichton received a "journalism" award this year for his book "State of Fear." Why would a novelist win a journalism award for a work of fiction? Well, the plot of "State of Fear" embodies Crichton's opinion that global warming is bullshit, and the presenter of the award is the American Association of Petroleum Geologists. From the New York Times:
"It is fiction," conceded Larry Nation, communications director for the association. "But it has the absolute ring of truth."

That is not the way leading climate scientists see it. When the book was published in 2004, climate experts condemned it as dangerously divorced from reality. Most of these scientists believe human activity, chiefly the burning of fossil fuels, is changing the atmosphere's chemistry in ways that threaten unpredictable, potentially damaging effects.

The book is "demonstrably garbage," Stephen H. Schneider, a Stanford climatologist, said in an interview yesterday. Petroleum geologists may like it, he said, but only because "they are ideologically connected to their product, which fills up the gas tanks of Hummers."
Link (Thanks, Jason Tester!)

Head of British Vid Assoc: Piracy doesn't hurt DVD sales

Nic sez, "Interviewed for BBC website, Lavinia Carey, head of the British Video Association suggests that their research indiciates that people who download films illegally, pay to see as many films legally as a typical legit DVD consumer. Thus undermining the argument that illegal downloads impacts legitimate sales."
"UK research shows that, on average, downloaders are film fans who view the same number of legitimate films (cinema, rented and bought DVDs) as the average active DVD consumer (24). On top of that, they also consume illegitimately acquired movies. "
Link (Thanks, Nic!)

Walt Disney's private Disneyland apartment tour

The Orange County Register has an interactive tour of Walt Disney's private apartment overlooking Disneyland's Main Street, USA. The tour is fascinating, not least for the vicarious thrill of the possibility of being able to live in Disneyland. Link

Countries around the world rebelling against extreme copyright

Michael Geist notes that countries around the world are starting to rebel against the extreme, unbalanced copyright laws that the entertainment industry has won for itself, and suggests that Canada should follow their leads:
* the Australian lead of moving toward fair use

* the UK lead in holding hearings on the dangers associated with DRM

* the French lead of considering legalized P2P with a levy system to cover audio and video downloads

* the US lead on legislation that allows for increased of Internet materials in the classroom

* the South Korean lead of not prosecuting downloaders for personal purposes

* the majority of the world's population which has not ratified the WIPO Internet treaties nor extended the term of copyright beyond life of the author plus 50 years

Link (via EFF Minilinks)

Web 1.0 logo-mosaic

As a follow-on to the mosaics of Web 2.0 logos and favicons, here's a collection of "Web 1.0 logos": web-site badges from an earlier age of the Internet. Link (Thanks, David!)

Japanese WWII duck-and-cover posters

The National Archives of Japan is hosting a collection of duck-and-cover civil defense posters from WWII. The scans are very high-resolution -- what fun you could have with these as design elements! Link (via Geisha Asobi)

Tablebed - cabinet converts to a table AND a bed

This "Tablebed" is a Murphy-bed that hides both a dining-room table for four and a bed (twin-size to king-size) inside its guts. I love stuff made for cramped apartment living -- with more than half the world's population living in cities now (and rising), this stuff is just going to get more and more ingenious and cool. One prediction: devoting an entire room of your downsized home to a television is going to be as weird as devoting a whole room to storing coal. Link (via Cribcandy)

New Roq La Rue show in Seattle: "Sweetest Taboo"

Roq La Rue Gallery in Seattle is opening a show on Feb 10 called "Sweetest Taboo: a group show of random naughtiness." It'll run through March 4th.
Crehore-Tickler (Click on thumbnail for enlargement of Amy Crehore's "Tickler")

Opens Friday Feb 10th 6-10pm
runs through March 4th
musical guests : The Briefs

Roq La Rue is proud to present for the month of February "Sweetest Taboo", a group show curated in collaboration with Damion Hayes of Cut Kulture United.

"Sweetest Taboo" brings together some of the most exciting emerging artists from the Pop Surrealism and Urban Contemporary movements to express those things, (illicit or not) that society occasionally frowns on, but that always brings a smile to these artists faces. It could be a tough graffiti writers love for dolphins and rainbows, the pure joy of fresh wallride skuffs in no skate zones that fills a skateboarder’s heart, a painter’s fondness for disturbing genetic mutations, or simply a playfully naughty thing that one doesn't bring up in polite conversation.

Artists include:
Nhon Nguyen, George Estrada, Robert Hardgrave, Iosefatu Sua, Jilf, Jason Sho Green, Joshua Howard, Jesse Ledoux, Sam Sneke, Ray Noland, Kipling West, Chris Reccardi, Gabe Marquez, Amy Crehore, Mike Leavitt

Roq La Rue 2312 2nd Ave Seattle WA 98121 (206)374-8977 www.roqlarue.com


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Report: Yahoo helped jail another Chinese 'net dissident, Li Zhi


Human rights group Reporters Without Borders is reporting that Yahoo! provided Chinese authorities with personally identifying data on yet another of its customers in China. Li Zhi, a 35-year-old resident of Sichuan province, used what he believed to be an anonymous Yahoo account to express his opinions on message boards and chatrooms, and was accused of communicating online with overseas dissidents.

The data Yahoo gave authorities led to his imprisonment for eight years, says RSF -- that would be the second such case involving Yahoo in less than a year (Link to previous Boing Boing posts about Shi Tao, the Chinese journalist jailed for ten years with Yahoo's help).

A hearing on the ethical responsibilities of Internet firms is scheduled to take place before the House Committee on International Relations on February 15 -- and Yahoo has been invited to attend.

Snip from RSF's statement:

[RSF called] on Yahoo! to supply a list of all cyberdissidents it has provided data on, beginning with 81 people in China whose release the worldwide press freedom organization is currently campaigning for. It said it had discovered that Yahoo! customer and cyberdissident Li Zhi had been given his eight-year prison sentence in December 2003 based on electronic records provided by Yahoo. “How many more cases are we going to find?” it asked.

“We were sure the case of Shi Tao, who was jailed for 10 years last April on the basis of Yahoo-supplied data, was not the only one. Now we know Yahoo works regularly and efficiently with the Chinese police.

Continue reading Report: Yahoo helped jail another Chinese 'net dissident, Li Zhi.

Online store for vintage eyeglass frames

Picture 6 Robyn Miller read my comments about how I wish I had a pair of glasses like the ones the Telstar Combo wore (and may still wear, for all I know), and he pointed me to this amazing vintange eyeglass frame store. I'm choosing a pair now.
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Reader comment: Dan says:

Vintage eyeglasses are a great link to the past, but if you're just interested in the style, you might consider a company called Shuron, who still make the retro styles. I spend a few months looking for a good pair of retro glasses in vintage shops around town, but they were the wrong size (did 1950's men have tiny heads?) or very distressed, suggesting that they might not hold up to renewed use. Since the Shuron glasses are new, you get them without scratches and in a perfect fit.

Their website claims that if you've seen vintage glasses in a movie, you've seen Shuron frames.

I'm ordering a pair of the Ronsir Zyl, but from what I can see (the Telstar Combo is over bandwith right now, and I haven't looked for a cached version yet) the glasses you referenced look like the Sidewinder

Since I learned of the company, I've found that many local dealers can order a pair for me, and I can also order them online from most retailers like www.eyeglass.com and www.eyeglasses.com.

Corn whiskey still demonstration on Saturday in LA

Saturday night at 8pm, Machine Project will demo artist Alison Weise's corn whiskey making still.
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Secret Still #2 - Alison Wiese
Opening 8pm, artist talk 9pm Saturday February 11th

Machine Project 1200 D North Alvarado Street, Los Angeles, CA 90026
213 483 8761

A functioning fractionating still (located in our secret gallery) made from household plumbing supplies distills corn whiskey. Celebrating improvisational authority (the space of the sub-suburban yard fort, and the do-it-yourself zine) Alison Weise shares strategies of re-use and field-expedient substitution with tinkerers and amateur hobbyists.

Starting at 8pm we are going to stand around, stare at the still, and sample the whisky. At 9pm Ms Wiese will talk about her project, covering a tiny-weeny bit of historical context, a cursory description of the process, and an attempt to try to address the top 3 questions folks seem to ask about distilling: Can you go blind from drinking this stuff? Will the still blow up? Is this legal?

Positive ID required at the door.

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Reader comment: Joe says: "As a sometimes home brewer and an oftentimes home drinker (not to mention a chemical engineer), I've long wished to make my own hard liquor. Though I never got around to building the thing, I found some great step-by-step plans for a homemade still here: http://www.moonshine-still.com/

"The plans look pretty sound, but one problem with building the thing is the fact that distilling your own vodka/whisky/moonshine is pretty illegal here in the US, so it's not particularly practical if you're renting."

Reader comment: Will says: This is a link describing 'the basics' for what hoops you have to jump through to legally distill in the US, including paying proper taxes, etc. You can brew your own wine or beer in reasonable amounts, but you can’t distill it without paying taxes, etc. You can get a cheaper no-tax permit from the BATF for an 'alcohol fuel plant,' but that requires proof of denaturing -- thus making the alcohol unfit/dangerous/deadly to drink."

Corn whiskey still demonstration on Saturday in LA

Saturday night at 8pm, Machine Project will demo artist Alison Weise's corn whiskey making still.
200602081502

Secret Still #2 - Alison Wiese
Opening 8pm, artist talk 9pm Saturday February 11th

Machine Project 1200 D North Alvarado Street, Los Angeles, CA 90026
213 483 8761

A functioning fractionating still (located in our secret gallery) made from household plumbing supplies distills corn whiskey. Celebrating improvisational authority (the space of the sub-suburban yard fort, and the do-it-yourself zine) Alison Weise shares strategies of re-use and field-expedient substitution with tinkerers and amateur hobbyists.

Starting at 8pm we are going to stand around, stare at the still, and sample the whisky. At 9pm Ms Wiese will talk about her project, covering a tiny-weeny bit of historical context, a cursory description of the process, and an attempt to try to address the top 3 questions folks seem to ask about distilling: Can you go blind from drinking this stuff? Will the still blow up? Is this legal?

Positive ID required at the door.

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Billboard Liberation Front interview on NoOne's Listening

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Last week, Irene McGee's FreeFM edition of her NoOne's Listening radio show featured the illustrious Billboard Liberation Front. The interview is now available online. Link to 11.2MB MP3 (Thanks, Milton Rand Kalman, BLF Chief Scientist)

Data transfer via snail is faster than ADSL and pigeons

KinnerNet, co-founded by former ICQ chairman Yossi Vardi, is an Israeli geek camp-out modeled after Tim O'Reilly's amazing Foo Camp. At the recent KinnerNet 2005, Vardi and his pals Shimon Schocken and Ami Ben-Basat demonstrated that snails can be faster at data delivery than both ADSL and pigeons, a method tested last year. From the description on Ami's blog (photo by Herbert Bishko):
 Benbasat User Snail-1
The system called SNAP (SNAil-based data transfer Protocol), uses biological carriers, and, for the first time, taking advantages of the unique merits of the wheel for data transfer...

System architecture: the system is constructed of a back end - a carriage, Ben-Hur movie style, which is made of a yoke made of light Balsa, and outfitted with two huge wheels - 2 DVD wheels, 4.7 Giga each. The front end, to which the carriage is harnessed consist of a Giant snail (Achatina fulica), known also as Giant African Snail (Africans are known as the world fastest runners ). These giant snail are of the GastroPod family (G-pod. We will reserve this name for transfer of music, and the name: G-mail for transfer of emails by snails SMTP –snail mobile transfer protocol )

Packets transport: Data is transported in 2 packets in parallel, 4.7 Giga each packet.

Results: Calculations that were conducted after the experiment, explicitly proved that in spite of the relatively, very slow, speed of the biological carriers, the Snap system succeeded in transferring data faster than any other conventional technologies, existing today.
Link (Thanks, Paul Saffo!)

TV-watching "mummy" died naturally

Last month, Johannas Pope, 61, was found dead, wearing a white gown, and propped up in her chair in front of the TV. (Previous post here.) She had been placed there way back in 2004 by her caretaker. After a long investigation, the coroner announced yesterday that Johannas had died naturally of heart disease. From the Cincinnati Enquirer:
Pope told her caretaker, Kathy Painter, she didn't want to be buried because she believed she would come back to life...

(Coroner O'dell) Owens said Painter put on gloves and removed the maggots from Pope's body daily.

He said she used bug spray when they became too numerous to remove by hand. Investigators found 17 cans of bug spray in the house, he said.

"She really took care of (the body)," Owens said.

Painter even bought Pope new clothes just before officials discovered her body.

"She bought new clothes because she thought this was the time period she was coming back," Owens said.

Family members kept a window air conditioner running to keep Pope's body cool until about two months ago, when it broke, Owens said.
Link (Thanks, Charles Pescovitz!)

Video Bomb: social video-channel publisher and discovery tool

Video Bomb is a new video- playlist- publishing tool from Participatory Culture Foundation, the same people who brought you the brilliant DTV Internet video client.

Video Bomb lets you grab Internet videos you like and publish them as a feed -- "bomb" them -- that your friends or fans can subscribe to, so all the online video you find ends up in their video player automatically, It lets you program and publish your own TV station made up of anything you find online and anything you make and publish.

Video Bomb is designed to make video-sharing social and sustainable. It uses Digg-like voting to bubble the best videos to the top of the list, and Delicious-like tagging to help you make sense of the pile.

Like all Participatory Culture Foundation projects, Video Bomb is simple, elegant and powerful. It has wonderful gracenotes like "publisher hookup" in the video-submission form -- that's where you embed links to t-shirt, donations, or merchandise offered by the video's original publisher, so that everyone who gets your feed will have the chance to reward the creators and sustain their work. Link

(Disclosure: I'm a proud member of the Participatory Culture Foundation's Board of Directors)

How Yahoo/AOL's email tax will hurt free speech

AOL/Yahoo's plan to tax email will be a disaster for free speech. Last week I blogged about AOL and Yahoo's plan to employ Goodmail's email-taxing service, which charges mail-senders a quarter of a cent every time they want to send guaranteed email to their customers.

EFF's legal director Cindy Cohn, a legendary free-speech litigator (Cindy argued the Bernstein case that legalized crypto in America) has written a great essay for EFF's Deep Links about the reasons that this will fail to solve spam, and punish free speech:

Email being basically free isn't a bug. It's a feature that has driven the digital revolution. It allows groups to scale up from a dozen friends to a hundred people who love knitting to half-a-million concerned citizens without a major bankroll.

Email readers and senders will both lose, because the incentives for Yahoo, AOL, and Goodmail are all wrong. Their service is only valuable if it "saves" you from their spam filters. In turn, they have an incentive to treat more of your email as spam, and thereby "encouraging" people to sign up.

Even email senders who just want to reach Dad@aol.com may eventually be in trouble. Once a pay-to-speak system like this gets going, it will be increasing difficult for people who don't pay to get their mail through. The system has no way to distinguish between ordinary mail and bulk mail, spam and non-spam, personal and commercial mail. It just gives preference to people who pay.

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Court asked to overturn Sony's DRM class-action settlement

An appeal to Sony's DRM class-action settlement may make it possible for individuals to sue Sony for damages over and above those set out in the agreement.

Since last Oct 31, Sony has been reeling under revelation after revelation about the copy-restriction systems it put on its music CDs. These systems created security vulnerabilities for music-fans, spied on their habits, and destabiized their computers. The initial reports of these were met with contemptuous dismissal from Sony, but eventually, thanks to the work of EFF and others, Sony agreed to a costly class-action settlement.

However, one element of that settlement is that it requires people who want to opt out of the settlement to refrain from suing Sony until the settlement winds down. One person who wishes to sue Sony has asked the US Court of Appeals to overturn this, which would open the door to more immediate individual lawsuits against the company for breaking its customers' PCs.

However, as Mark Lyons notes, if this appeal goes forward, it would be a major departure from standard practice:

In the short term, if the court of appeals likes what they hear, it will be easier for individuals to pursue their own case.

In the long term, if the court of appeals (and then possibly the Supreme Court) decides that similar injunctions are not acceptable in class actions, then quickie class action settlements like this one won't be as appealing to companies (since the nice thing about class actions to these companies is they only have to fight a limited number of fights and pay out a relatively predictable amount of money that they can easily control) because every Tom, Dick, and Harry can go to court and sue on their own without having the class action trip them up.

Link (Thanks, Mark!)

Previous installments of the Sony DRM Debacle Roundup: Part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV, Part V

(Sony taproot graphic courtesy of Sevensheaven)

Andrew Bell's Creatures

 Creatures 020706-Shornout My pal Jason Tester just showed me Now You've Done It, a great book of Andrew Bell's illustrations. Andrew's Web site, The Creatures In My Head, is also teeming with surreal beasts to scare you silly.
Link (Thanks, Chris Noessel!)

Casting call for MTV cryptozoology show

At Cryptomundo, Loren Coleman reports that MTV is seeking hosts for a new cryptozoology show. THe following is from the casting call, titled "Do you love Monsters?" (Follow the link for all of the details, and Loren's suggestion for a host.)
We are looking for two young Crypto enthusiasts, 18 and older, to host an upcoming fun, hip, and off the wall series that looks inside the world of cryptozoology, creatures, legends, and the people who investigate them. The hosts should be really into cryptozoology, and have an interest or even borderline obsession with undiscovered creatures, mythical beasts, and unclassified species. You should have a unique personality and be comfortable in front of a camera.

If you are interested, MTV wants you to send them an email at crypto@mtvstaff.com and provide the following information:

Name and contact information.
Why you would be the right person to host our show.
Why you love MONSTERS.
Why you believe or disbelieve in their existence.
How you got interested in cryptozoology.
What your favorite cryptid is and why?
What, if any, monster hunts you’ve been on and what adventures you had.
Some background on who you are.
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Fascinating solution to the hard problem of naming stuff online

Marc Steigler's fascinating new paper "An Introduction to Petname Systems" tries to explain a system for making secure, memorable, and global identifiers for use on the Internet. Our present inability to do this has led to phishing, abusive trademark practices on domain names, censorship, and the centralization of power and vulnerability for the world's network infrastructure. Steilger's concept of "petnames" is simple, powerful and compelling:
Zooko's Triangle [Zooko] argues that names cannot be global, secure, and memorable, all at the same time. Domain names are an example: they are global, and memorable, but as the rapid rise of phishing demonstrates, they are not secure.

Though no single name can have all three properties, the petname system does indeed embody all three properties. Informal experiments with petname-like systems suggest that petnames can be both intuitive and effective. Experimental implementations already exist for simple extensions to existing browsers that could alleviate (possibly dramatically) the problems with phishing. As phishers gain sophistication, it seems compelling to experiment with petname systems as part of the solution.

Link (via Schneier)

Dr. Froyd's Funny Farm -- upcoming cartoon

Picture 5-1My friend Bill Burnett is hard at work with Jamie Diaz on a new cartoon for Frederator Studios called Dr. Froyd's Funny Farm. The character designs are great. Check out Bessy LeCow, shown here.
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"Last pre-Neolithic tribe in the world" kill fisherman

The Sydney Morning Herald reports that "one of the world's last Stone Age tribes," which lives on an island and numbers between 50-200 people, killed a couple of fisherman when their boat landed onto the tribe's island in the Indian Ocean.
The Sentinelese, thought to number between 50 and 200, have rebuffed all contact with the modern world, firing a shower of arrows at anyone who comes within range.

They are believed to be the last pre-Neolithic tribe in the world to remain isolated and appear to have survived the 2004 Asian tsunami.

Here's an interesting article about the Sentinelese, "The Last Island of the Savages" by Adam Goodheart, which appeared in The American Scholar in 2000.
On some visits the party would see Sentinelese; on others they would not. Invariably, however, they would try to land - at a place out of bow-shot, if there were natives on the beach - and leave gifts. These in-cluded sacks of coconuts, bananas, and bits of iron conveniently sized to be hammered and scraped into arrowheads; occasionally they brought special presents like mirrors, red ribbons, rubber balls, and bead neck-laces. Sometimes the Sentinelese would make gestures that appeared friendly, waving their hands as the dinghies chugged across the lagoon; sometimes they would make gestures that were probably hostile, turning their backs toward the visitors en masse and sitting on their haunches as if to defecate. It was not out of character for them to rush out of the jungle and grab the gifts, then shower their retreating benefactors with arrows.

Occasionally there were incidents more reminiscent of the Keystone Kops than of Captain Cook. Once, a high-ranking naval officer, newly deputed to the Andamans, accompanied the expedition. "He was a very fat guy, a Punjabi, with a very loud manner and talking too much, that type of character," Pandit recalls. As the officer's dinghy approached shore, and Sentinelese were seen emerging from the forest, he stood up and started waving his arms over his head, shouting at the tribesmen in Punjabi: "Hello! Hello! I am your friend!" A second later, an arrow clanged against an iron shield that a crewman had held up, just in time, in front of the officer's belly. During another expedition, a boat carrying the superintendent of police turned turtle in the surf. Some armed Sentinelese watched from the beach, but did not shoot the struggling men. This was seen as an encouraging sign.

Link (Thanks, Eeegah!)

Reader comment: Geoffrey says: "I really enjoyed this post and read the entire Goodheart article. On the same site, I then found maps and photos of the Sentineli island and people. Maybe NSFW in a Natnl. Geo. sort of way. Fascinating...thanks for the post."

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new RU Sirius show interviews Re/Search's V. Vale

BB pal V. Vale from Re/Search Publications is back on the RU Sirius Show this week talking turning off electronic media and reading a book.

RU also has a fascinating interview with Michael Chorost on the NeoFiles Show this week. Chorost had a computer implanted in his skull to restore his hearing and wrote a book, "Rebuilt: How Becoming Part Computer Made Me More Human."

And speaking of surreal, MondoGlobo.net is featuring a short, bonus remix of RU's conversation with Larry Harvey of Burning Man. Enjoy. Link

Adbusters and the Economist have the same covers

The present issues of The Economist and Adbusters have eerily similar covers depicting a collage of world leaders with big white sans-serif titles superimposed over them. Funny thing, given how far apart in approach and philosophy the two magazines are (though I've had material published in Adbusters and will shortly be published in The Economist -- maybe they're not so different after all!) Link (Thanks, Fwis!)

Episode 3 of The IT Crowd is available for download

The greatest geek TV show of all time has made its third episode available for download, and the third episode is even funnier than the first two.

Yesterday I blogged about The IT Crowd, a new sitcom from Graham Linehan, the creator of Father Ted, about socially maladjusted sysadmins and their compulsive liar of a boss.

Britain's Channel 4, the network that produced The IT Crowd, has been posting the episodes for free download a week in advance of the airing date, which is great news. Unfortunately, C4 takes countermeasures to keep you from downloading and watching it -- the shows are streamed as DRMed Windows Media Videos, and region-locking prevents you from accessing them if you're outside of the UK.

Lucky for us, DRM doesn't work! The shows have been online and available via Bittorrent download within a short while of being posted to the C4 site. I'm delighted to be able to see these shows; I can't remember when I laughed so much.

Episode three is a hoot -- it's the romance episode, and like the earlier episodes, it's great farce comedy in that it lards absurdity upon absuridty, culminating in one of the great shit-on-my-forehead clown-beat-down scenes of all time. Link to Torrent, Link to mirror of Torrent

Update: This is also on Filecloud -- thanks, Marvin!

Update 2:Episode one is available on Google Video -- thanks, Tian!)

Table shaped like huge Rubik's Cube

This $500 acrylic table resembles a giant Rubik's Cube -- at $500 a throw, though, I'd expect it to actually work as a giant Rubik's Cube. Link (Thanks, Spitback!)

Check-washing: erasing the ink on checks and changing them

Bruce Schneier reports on the reputed practice of "check-washing" wherein fraudsters use solvents to take the ink off checks and then re-address them and change the sums on them:
If you are a ballpoint pen lover, switch to black ink when security is important. Among water-based inks, remember that gels are the most impervious. But when you're writing checks to pay the monthly bills, only one type of ink, the kind in gel pens, has been found to be counterfeit proof to acetone or any other chemical used in "check washing." Most ballpoint and marker inks are dye based, meaning that the pigments are dissolved in the ink.
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Update: Hanne sez, "I thought I'd put a few words in for one of my favorite inkmakers, Noodler's Ink. Specifically, their magnificent Waterproof Black ink, which bonds to the cellulose in paper fibers and cannot be washed out or dissolved out of the paper. For those concerned about the possibility of check-washing, or those who have any other forgery concerns of any sort, I can't recommend Waterproof Black highly enough."

Songbird, the "open source iTunes killer," flies today

Update: The Songbird site is overloaded right now, but here's a download mirror, and another. Some discussion on this digg thread.

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A team led by ex-Winamp-er Rob Lord today released a preview edition of Songbird, a desktop media player that offers an open source alternative to services like Apple's iTunes and the Windows Media Player. Instead of connecting to one locked store full of DRMmed goods, it can connect to any and all available music (and video) on the internet.

Code brains behind the project include people who helped build Winamp, Muse, Yahoo's "Y! Music Engine" media player, and developers from Mozilla Foundation. Initial release is for Windows only, with editions for other OSes to follow in the coming weeks.

Built on the same platform as Firefox, Songbird acts like a specialized web browser for music. It sees the online world through MP3-colored glasses -- it looks at an archive of public domain sound files or a music store's catalog, and displays available media for you.

I spoke with Rob Lord earlier today by phone about the preview release. Screenshots and interview after the jump.

Continue reading Songbird, the "open source iTunes killer," flies today.

Helicopter shots of Mexico City neighborhoods -- stunning and unreal

A former Mexico City helicopter pilot has posted a stunning gallery of his aerial photos of the city and environs. Most interesting are the houses, which range from dire slums to these incredible, cookie-cutter low-income houses that look like grids of Monopoly houses. There's lots else to love in this gallery, besides. Link (Thanks, PopKult!)

Create a tartan, have it instantiated and shipped to your door

The Interactive Weaver Tartan Generator automatically generates tartan patterns based on your color selections. Choose your colors, their order and the number of threads per color and they'll draw the tartan and then give you the option of having twill or silk fabric woven in your chosen pattern. Link (via Collision Detection)

Mosaic of favicons from around the Web

Inspired by a recently posted mosaic of Web 2.0 company logos, Thomas Hawk has created a mosaic of all the favicons (small icons that appear in the location bar of your browser) of the sites he visits. Link (Thanks, Thomas!)

Update: Here's another one -- thanks, Walter!)

HOWTO write characters of different races, sexes, ages, etc

A book for writers tackles the tricky issue of writing characters of other racial backgrounds, sex, or sexual orientation.

Last month, I blogged about Pam Noles's wonderful essay about the difficulty of being a black sf writer in a largely white field, and about white writers' reluctance to attempt to portray people of color.

Tamu Townsend sends in information about this small-press book from two talented writers who tackle the subject head on with practical advice for writers who want to write "the other" and get it right.

Writing the Other: A Practical Approach by Nisi Shawl and Cynthia Ward is now available from Aqueduct Press for $9 a copy. Based on the acclaimed "Writing the Other" workshop, this book includes essays and exercises that help authors create believable characters with diverse backgrounds. Race, religion, and age are among the differences covered in the book's hands-on approach.

Nationally, the workshop has drawn praise from established professional writers such as Suzy McKee Charnas and Mary Freeman Rosenblum, as well as talented beginners such as David D. Levine. To read their comments, please visit the workshop's website.

Link (Thanks, Tamu!)

Difference Engine mechanical computer made from legos

An enterprising hacker has created a working "difference engine" -- a mechanical calculator first attempted in 19th Century by Charles Babbage -- out of legos. The difference engine was immortalized in the William Gibson/Bruce Sterling collaboration of the same name, and it's a perpetual source of hacker fascination (Ada Lovelace, Lord Byron's daughter, financed the project and invented the idea of software for it because she was interested in handicapping horse races). Though Babbage was never able to get his design working, London's science museum did build a Babbage Engine that worked, thanks to the greater precision of twentieth-century machining techniques.

Andy Carol is a Lego builder who created a working Difference Engine in legos, though his machine "only" solves second- and third-order polynomials to three or four digits. The site contains fascinating detail about the workings of Difference Engines and Carol's implementation thereof. Link (Thanks, Rick!)

Update: Paul sez, "The original work by Babbage wasn't funded by Ada Lovelace, it was funded by the British government. The original difference engine did work, and quite well - it was able to provide thousands of corrections to naval tables of the period. While still developing the difference engine, however, Babbage began to expand his idea - into the *programmable* analytical engine. This is the machine for which Ada developed a programming language, however the work was still funded substantially by the government. Political issues, not technical limitations, are what ultimately killed the project. Babbage had no social skills whatsoever, many in the government hated him. "

Podshow music's terms have improved, but still not safe enough

Adam Curry's Podshow Music Network has substantially revised its terms of use in response to concerns raised about the restrictiveness of its old terms.

Podshow Music is a clearinghouse that clears the copyrights in songs that you can use in your podcasts. It's not clear whether putting a song in a podcast is a fair use, but with Podshow, you can se sure that you have the rightsholder's temporary permission to use it.

Initially, the Podshow Music terms required you to promise that you would refrain from discussing subjects like "software piracy (warez, cracking, etc.), hacking, phreaking, emulators, ROM's, or illegal MP3 activity" or saying anything "deemed unsuitable or harmful to the reputation of PodShow or the Licensor."

That's just crazy, of course: since when does the guy who makes the record for your radio station get to tell you what kind of subject you can discuss on your show?

In response to blog posts about this, Curry posted new terms of service in September 2005 (I just found out about it now, though) that take a lot of the offensive stuff out. The new terms even let you make mashups.

There are still some problems with the new terms that would keep me from ever using Podshow music in one of my podcasts, namely:

Continue reading Podshow music's terms have improved, but still not safe enough.

New Jim Woodring figurine from StrangeCo

Mrbumper Sml Jim Crawford of StrangeCo says: "I wanted to show you the new figure we're premiering at the NY toy fair next week. Thought you might be interested.

"It's called "Mr. Bumper", and it's a larger-sized limited edition vinyl, maybe 7 inches in length. The chassis of the vehicle actually lifts off of the driver, revealing that he's not actually driving a sentient amphibian, but is in fact an 8-legged frog wearing an ornate cowl. This is a prototype; the gloss on the final version will be a little toned down."
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Artzybasheff anti-Nazi scans from Life

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(Click on thumbnails for enlargement) James Lileks kindly dug into his cache of old Life magazines and scanned some more Boris Artzybasheff artwork. These three images depicting the nightmarishness of Nazism are mind-blowing.

Those old Life editors sure were a bunch of cool guys to run this stuff in a national general interest magazine. Maybe the magic mushrooms that Time Life founder Henry Luce took had a trickle down effect that inspired the editors to run Artzybasheff's work.

Lileks says: "Note how the swastikas look like the limbs of Alien face-huggers; I wonder if H. R. Giger saw his work growing up, and it had the same impression on him as a copy of Playboy to ordinary kids. Would explain a lot. "

Wikinews uncovers tech code of Capitol Hill Wikipedia hijinks

Wikinews, the collaborative online journalism project from Wikipedia's parent organization, just published new details about Wikipedia edits made by Capitol Hill staffers. Using computers connected to the senate's network, staffers have been editing entries -- in some, whitewashing unflattering facts away; in others, inserting nasty blurbs about political foes.

What's interesting here is that Wikinews seems to be doing a better job at connecting the data dots than some of the larger commercial news organizations covering the story. Not because Wikinews volunteers have access to facts that mainstream media reporters don't, but because Wikinewsers might just be looking harder for those facts in the right places.

And although some dirty digital deeds were done, Wikinews reports that many edits (and there were lots of 'em) attributed to Capitol Hill computers were benign. While one could argue Wikinews reporters are more likely to report favorable facts about Wikipedia, publicly accessible historic data supports that assertion. Snip:

Using the public history of edits on Wikipedia, Wikinews reporters collected every Senate IP which had ever edited on Wikipedia as of February 3 and examined where the IPs came from, what they edited, and of what those edits consisted. IP, or Internet Protocol, addresses are unique numbers electronic devices use to communicate with each other on an individual basis.
Okay, now bear with me through this important part, don't let all the numbers put you to sleep. Snip, emphasis mine:

IP address mapping: The U.S. Senate Sergeant at Arms owns the IP block 156.33.0.0 to 156.33.255.255. Requests to learn the mapping of these thousands of IPs were not responded to at press time.

However, the lower 100 blocks of addresses appear to be mapped to the 100 Senators based on their state's alphabetical listing. This was partially confirmed using e-mail responses from the offices of Senators; where the originating computer was connected to the network directly and was not a part of block 222 (a section which seems to be reserved for servers), the IP addresses matched the prediction pattern.

Whoah, did you catch that? Wikinews is saying that someone (I'm presuming Wikinews contributors) sent emails to specific Senators' offices, then read the email header data that came back on autoresponder emails to get the IP address for each office. Once IPs could be linked to specific offices, it became possible to look back at Wikipedia edit histories and figure out which office was responsible for which edit, whether good or sneaky-bad. That's called investigative reporting, folks.
When examining the edit behavior of IPs it also tended to match the predicted pattern. IPs which were assigned to Florida had edits to Bill Nelson and Mel Martinez and other Florida-related pages primarily, while those assigned to California had edited Dianne Feinstein. Edits coming from the U.S. House of Representatives were less traceable because they came through a proxy server---meaning they all showed up under one IP address.
Open, collaborative information projects like Wikipedia and Wikinews tend to make a lot of people very nervous. There are so many ways those sites can go wrong, the logic goes. But what they get right might frighten media traditionalists even more. And in this case, it looks like Wikinews really got it right.

Link to full text of entry, which breaks down Wikipedia edit history linked to staffers for Joe Biden, Dianne Feinstein, Tom Harkin, Norm Coleman, and Conrad Burns (his fondness for the word "ragheads" was excised by a staffer, according to this report). (Thanks, Jimmy Wales)

Previously:
Capitol Hill Wikipedia hijinks: why don't we know more?

Reader Comment: As is often the case with political matters, there is some debate over whether the Wikinews report reflects partisan bias. More about that here, on the article's talk page: Link.

"Girls Gone Wild" robbery: dastardly dildo dude Darnell guilty

28-year old Darnell Riley of Los Angeles pled guilty today to robbing "Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis in his Bel Air home and forcing him at gunpoint to pose for an internet extortion video. Snip from hollywoodinterrupted blog:
[Deputy District Attorney Hoon Chun said Francis] is pleased the ordeal is over. In exchange for the plea, the additional counts of burglary, kidnapping for ransom and carjacking were dismissed. Riley admitted breaking into the victim's home on Jan. 22, 2004. During the preliminary hearing, Francis testified that Riley first wanted $100,000, then increased his demands to $300,000 and $500,000 and threatened to put the videotape on the Internet if he did not pay. Francis testified he was released after being driven a short distance in his Bentley. Francis also testified that he learned who his assailant was in December 2004 when his ex-girlfriend Paris Hilton pulled him aside at a party and told him what she had learned about the defendant.
Link. Image, clockwise from top left: Francis, Riley, Paris. Here's an earlier post about the video's contents:
[It is] stark, grainy. The color is garish, almost fluorescent, possibly from too many generations of loosely authorized copying. A shirtless male figure lies face down on a mattress, his head resting on a pillow. His eyes flutter at half-mast. His mouth is puddled in a stuporous grin, and he looks very, very high. The camera pans to reveal his pants dragged down around his knees and a pink vibrator resting on the crest of his buttocks, lazily gyrating with an irritating whine. The mood is hardly erotic. The man on the screen looks like a hostage in one of those videos streaming out of war-ravaged Iraq: disheveled, sleep-deprived, disoriented, and, just maybe, fearing something on the order of an on-camera beheading. “My name is Joe Francis,” he says repeatedly in a damaged monotone, slurring his words in a continuous stream. “I’m from Boys Gone Wild, and I like it up the ass.”
Link to "Six Degrees of Paris Hilton." (thanks, Mark Ebner)

1965 Time cover by Boris Artzbasheff

200602071648 One of my favorite pop culture critics, James Lileks, pointed me to a Boris Artzybasheff cover from a 1965 issue of Time.

"Frankly, the guy's work gives me full-body heebie-jeebies; as it says on the page," said Lileks. "I have nightmares that look like his stuff, and they're all directed by Tim Burton."
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100-year-old Albert Hofmann speaks at LSD symposium

I marveled at how spry Mick Jagger looked during his Super Bowl performance, but he's got nothing on Albert Hofmann, the 100-year-old discoverer of LSD, who spoke at the LSD Symposium in Basel, Switzerland.
The LSD Symposium started on Friday morning with a talk of about 20 minutes by Dr. Hofmann, alchemist extraordinaire and discoverer of the LSD molecule. After being introduced and cheered, the magic started. Uncle Albert is a petite, but relatively unwrinkled 100 year old genius who has no problem in talking (in German, but translated on headphones) for more than 20 minutes without going ahem or ahh and without consulting any written notes. It's unbelievable. He feels that the LSD molecule "called to him" and he tells us that the only reason he discovered it is because he didn't "work correctly."
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Free for the downloadin': "20 best mashups of '05"

BB reader Jane McG sez:

These 20 free tracks from San Francisco's own original mash-up party (bootiesf) are unbelievably Bootie-licious.

My favorite is Gwen Stefani vs. Snoop Dogg vs. ZZ Top - "Hot Rich Girls Dropped In A Grange."

Almost as amazing are "S.L.H. (Sri Lanka High)" (M.I.A. vs. The Ramones) and "Do You Wanna Cuz It's Tricky" (Franz Ferdinand vs. Run-DMC vs. The Knack).

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Reader comment: Charles Vestal says,

I hadn't seen a mirror set up anywhere, so I plopped it on my webspace courtesy of the infinitely speedy dreamhost. The original link seems to be going pretty fast still, but figured a mirror wouldn't hurt: Link

Google routinely filters some searches to comply with DMCA

That's the bad news. And actually, it's not new news, as it's been going on for several years. The good news, however, which some may not know -- is that they're transparent about it, and each instance points to more case information at chillingeffects.org. A BoingBoing reader who prefers to remain anonymous says,
Try to search on Google for

olly hits snake

[Ed. Note: do not place quotes around those three search terms.] Scroll down all the way to the bottom of the page, where you'll read the text

"In response to a complaint we received under the US Digital Millennium Copyright Act, we have removed 2 result(s) from this page. If you wish, you may read the DMCA complaint that caused the removal(s) at ChillingEffects.org."

Originally this was found by one of the fravia's board members -- ollydbg is a debugger (like SoftIce), but i think it has nothing to do with the complaint.

Another Boing Boing reader familiar with the issue says DMCA takedowns from Google search results -- with this accompanying notice -- have been going on since march 2002. A case involving anti-Scientology website xenu.net and the Church of Scientology led to Google instituting the notice: Link.

Wendy Seltzer at the Berkman Center for Internet & Society and chillingeffects.org says

You posted a story to BoingBoing on Google's DMCA-based removal of links. While it's unfortunate, at least Google is being transparent about the process by sending the takedown notices to Chilling Effects and linking over there when it removes a result from its search. We hope more search engines will do the same!

You can find more than 1000 takedown demands sent to Google here, and more background on the DMCA here.

Reader Comment: Anonymous says,
You'll notice that a great deal of the takedown demands to Google are for child pornography. Over the past several years of searching for child pornography there have been only a few cases where these takedowns actually prevented me from finding the specific page for which I was looking. My guess is that most of the successful takedowns were against American sites, whereas most child pornography is hosted in Europe and Asia. I would be interested to hear whether non-American users of Google encounter similar filtering.

Composing music with Electroplankton

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Thomas at Milezero is a musician who has written a number of interesting tutorials about composing with Electroplankton. Electroplankton is a Nintendo DS title that lets you make amazing music by moving around little digital lifeforms. (Here's my previous entry about it.)

I used Electroplankton to compose the intro music for my interview with Douglas Rushkoff about his comic book, Testament.
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Make 05 is out

 Static Images Articles Make05As editor-in-chief of MAKE (a technology project magazine), I'm excited to announce the publication of volume 5. I say this every time, but I really think it's the best issue yet. This issue features homemade electric vehicles, high-powered water rockets, an electricity-generating windmill, a jet engine in a jam jar, and a backyard zip line, and lots more.
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Monster.com replies to "Feds require jobsearch sites to keep resumes"

Responding to yesterday's Boing Boing post about a new federal regulation that requires employers hiring online to keep copies of applicants' resumes, Monster vice president Tad Goltra (a veep at monster.com, not a monstrous VP -- that title is reserved for Dick Cheney) says:
Monster and MonsterTRAK made the product changes you describe in order to help companies comply with the new OFCCP rule regarding the definition of an "Internet Applicant". According to the rule, all affected federal contractors and subcontractors must retain "any and all expressions of interest through the internet or related electronic data technologies as to which the contractor considered the individual for a particular position.”

Job seekers still have the ability to provide employers with updated resume information simply by reapplying to the same position. However, the old resume must also be retained for a minimum of two years to ensure that the employer has a record of exactly how the document appeared at the time of submission.

Compliance to this new rule is required of employers, not online job boards.

Monster consulted with industry experts, legal advisors and the OFCCP to design a system that makes it easy for employers to comply with the rule. I hope this clarifies any questions you may have.

Previously:
Feds require jobsearch sites to keep copies of resumes

Site for David Byrne/Fatboy Slim musical "Here Lies Love" live

The website for "Here Lies Love – A Song Cycle", the stage collaboration between David Byrne and Fatboy Slim, is now online. The performance will debut in Austalia at the Adelaide Bank Festival of Arts on March 9.
Here Lies Love – A Song Cycle deals with the life of Imelda Marcos, co-ruler of the Philippines in the 70s and 80s, as well as the life of Estrella Cumpas, the woman who raised her. Through a series of songs written by David Byrne, with musical contributions from Fatboy Slim (Norman Cook), Here Lies Love – A Song Cycle presents Imelda Marcos meditating on events in her life, from her childhood spent in poverty and her rise to power to her ultimate departure from the palace. In particular, the production looks at the relationship between Imelda and a servant from her childhood, Estrella Cumpas, who appeared at key moments in Imelda's life.
Link (thanks, Danielle Spencer!)

This is your brain on Super Bowl ads: research conclusion


The final results are now in from UCLA neuroscientist Marco Iacoboni's latest experiment -- he used functional magnetic resonance imaging (fMRI) to measure brain responses in a group of subjects as they watched TV commercials during the Super Bowl. Parts 1 and 2 of the research, with images, are here.

Image: "Activity in the amygdala while watching the FedEx ad. The ad lasts 45 seconds and the caveman crushing is shown toward the end (approximately where the black arrow is). There is a large increase in neural activity in the amygdala when the dinosaur crushes the caveman." (Thanks, John Brockman!)

Previously: This is your brain on Super Bowl Ads

Reader comment: Luke The Obscure says,

Great article, the only thing missing are the actual ads, which can be found here at Google video. Also included are two GoDaddy commercials that were apparently rejected due to content.

The IT Crowd -- the geek comedy I've been waiting for all my life

The creator of Father Ted has produced a new sitcom about sysdamins for Britain's Channel 4 called "The IT Crowd," and the first two episodes had me howling with laughter.

Yesterday, I blogged about The IT Crowd, and the fact that Channel 4 has the vision to put the first two episodes online in advance of the show as a promotion, and the foolishness to lock them in a proprietary streaming Microsoft format that meant that I couldn't watch them. I've now successfully downloaded the episodes through the Bittorrent tracker The Pirate Bay, and I can't remember when I've laughed so much.

Creator Graham Linehan has produced a cast of characters who exemplify everything I loved about Father Ted: complete, over-the-top silliness, likable villainy, and great comic foolishness. The setup for the show is as silly as Father Ted's: two IT geeks in the basement of a large, abusive corporation get a new boss, a woman who lied about her IT experience on her resume. What follows isn't funny because of its intricate plotting, but because of its willingness to lard absurdity on absurdity, so that each episode gets progressively weirder as it progresses (for example, in episode two, there's a screamingly funny running gag about a fire that's broken out in the basement, which has to be hidden from the abusive CEO when he comes down to check on everyone's morale).

I'm so glad that this show exists. I've waited all my life for a truly geeky comedy, and I think that this is it. Link

Kelly Link's "Magic for Beginners" - knockout short story collection

Kelly Link is the best short-fiction writer working in science fiction and fantasy today, and her new collection, Magic for Beginners, proves it. The book came out some months ago, but I've been backlogged -- however, once I started this magnificent collection, I couldn't put it down.

Like Kelly's first collection, Stranger Things Happen (now available as a free Creative Commons download), Magic for Beginners is sly, funny, and moving. Kelly's gift is to use plain, spare language to describe mind-crogglingly weird things that revolve around people experiencing heart-wrenching and/or uplifting emotions.

In a collection as full of wonderful work as this one, it's hard to pick a single story as the standout, but for me it was the title story, Magic for Beginners. In Magic for Beginners, we meet Jeremy Mars, the son of a horror writer who compulsively shoplifts books from the local bookstore and reupholsters sofas in his spare time. Jeremy's mother is a librarian who writes checks to the local bookstore to cover the losses from her husband's sticky fingers.

Jeremy is addicted to a guerrilla TV show, a kind of uber-Buffy-cum-Twin-Peaks that appears at irregular intervals, unannounced, on the snowy upper slopes of cable. He and his group of friends (so lovingly well-drawn that I've been pining for my high-school chums since reading it) chase this show, as do sizable numbers of bloggers, fans, and weirdniks.

The fandom is perfect and passionate, and the best thing, the very best thing, is how Kelly describes the show, giving us tantalizing bits and pieces of what sounds like the greatest television show anyone has ever imagined.

It's absurdist magic realism, like Douglas Coupland wandering through a Marquez novel.

The short story collection is an endangered species -- hardly the kind of thing you're apt to find at the airport. But Kelly Link is the best argument for working to preserve the species. No writer can match her for sheer Kelly Linkiness -- she's utterly original and a pure delight.

This is one of the best things about The Library, the way the cast swaps parts, all except for Faithful Margaret and Prince WIng, who are only ever themselves. Faithful Margaret and Prince Wing are the love interests and the main characters, and therefore, inevitably, the most boring characters, although Amy has a crush on Prince Wing.

Fox and the dashing-but-treacherous pirate-magician Two Devils are never played by the same actor twice, although in the twenty-third episode of The Library, the same woman played them both. Jeremy supposes that the casting could be perpetually confusing, but instead it makes your brain catch on fire. It's magical.

You always know Fox by her costume (the too-small green T-shirt, the long full skirts she wears to hide her tail), by her dramatic hand- gestures and body language, by the soft, breathy-squeaky voice the actors use when they are Fox. Fox is funny, dangerous, bad-tempered, flirtatious, greedy, untidy, accident-prone, graceful, and has a mysterious past. In some episodes, Fox is played by male actors, but she always sounds like Fox. And she's always beautiful. Every episode you think that the Fox, surely, is the most beautiful Fox there could ever be, and yet the Fox of the next episode will be even more heart-breakingly beautiful.

On television, it's night in The Free People's World-Tree Library. All the librarians are asleep, tucked into their coffins, their scabbards, priest-holes, button holes, pockets, hidden cupboards, between the pages of their enchanted novels. Moonlight pours through the high, arched windows of the Library and between the aisles of shelves, into the park. Fox is on her knees, clawing at the muddy ground with her bare hands. The statue of George Washington kneels beside her, helping.

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Update: w00t! The title story of this collection is online free in six parts: Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 | Page 5 | Page 6

Plastic tool safely twists ticks from skin of humans and other animals

Cool Tools reviews a cheap plastic tool that safely removes one of the foulest creatures God put on earth to make our lives miserable: ticks.
Picture 5The O'TOM® hooks (also marketed in USA under the trademark "TICK-TWISTER®" ) allow tick removal from the skin of animals and people.

They are always sold in a two pack (the large hook for the medium and large ticks, the small hook for small and very small ticks) , and are currently the most efficient tools to remove all ticks, any size and location,

* without leaving the mouth-parts of the tick planted in the skin

* without compressing the abdomen of the ticks, minimizing the transfer agents (Lyme's disease, babesiosis...)

*without ether or other products

*in a few seconds, without pain.

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The Telstar Combo: Taiwanese 1960s pop band

200602070912The guys in Telstar Combo, a Taiwanese 1960s pop band, were slick-looking. I want eyeglasses like the ones they're wearing. If you dare incur the pitiless wrath of the RIAA, you can download two Telstar Combo MP3s here, "Mama, Give Me A Guitar" and "Clothes of Tears."
Link (via PCL Linkdump)

RIP: tortilla chip tech pioneer Rebecca Webb Carranza

The 98 year-old lady who had run-ins with Pancho Villa as a child (the revolutionary didn't like her dad) and went on to become small business president (circa 1950) and pioneer of the "Tort Chip" has died. Snip from LA Times story:
The headline in Popular Mechanics magazine saluted a manufacturing triumph in Los Angeles: "Tortillas Meet the Machine Age." It was 1950, and the El Zarape Tortilla Factory, among the first to automate the production of tortillas, had used a tortilla-making machine for three years.

Corn and flour disks poured off the conveyor belt more than 12 times faster than they could be made by hand. At first many came out "bent" or misshapen, as company President Rebecca Webb Carranza recalled decades later, and were thrown away.

Hmmm... were they really bent? Or eBayably imprinted with the virgin Mary's visage? Link. Image: Ms. Carranza, in an undated photograph, works at her pioneering automated tortilla production facility. (Thanks, John Parres!)

Blockbuster films are doomed


On The Long Tail blog, Chris has posted a great, crunchy, stats-rich piece on the death of the Hollywood blockbuster. According to Chris's research, the proportion of Hollywood's money coming from blockbusters is falling, while the cost of making blockbusters is up, and the number of people going to blockbusters is falling. It doesn't take a psychic to see that this means trouble for Hollywood, which has been mainlining $200MM box-office turds for half a decade now.
[T]he fraction of total box office that comes from the blockbusters (top 25 films) has been steadily falling, even as the cost of making those films (expressed here as a percentage of total box office revenue) has been rising.

Bottom line: even in Hollywood, the home of the blockbuster, hits are losing their power. It's not nearly as dire as in music, but it's trending in the same direction. Does this mean the end of movies? Not at all--there have never been more films made, just as there has never been more music available than today, despite the fact that the bestsellers sell less.

It's not that people aren't watching films and listening to music, it's that they're watching different films and different music--we're just not following the herd to the same hits the way we used to. I'd guess that most of the decline in box office is due to the rise of the DVD, not a loss of interest in movies. Likewise for music, where the ubiquitous white earbuds suggest that music has never been a bigger part of our culture, despite the fact that CD sales are back to mid-90s levels.

Link

Ban on gay-friendly guilds attracts queer-rights group warning

Lambda Legal, a queer-rights group, has sent a letter to the lawyers at Blizzard asking them to stop discriminating against gay players.

World of Warcraft's moderators have been shutting down banning in-game advertisement gay-friendly guilds in the game on the tortured grounds that letting people mention that they're gay will encourage jerks to say nasty things about gay people, and since saying homophobic things violates WoW's policies, ignorant jerks shouldn't be tempted into being homophobes.

The Lambda Legal letter takes Blizzard to task for this bizarre ruling and warns them that this is a legally and morally dubious stance to take:

In order to avoid any similar incidents in the future, we ask that you inform all of Blizzard’s system administrators that they are not to discipline any players for mentioning or discussing sexual orientation or gender identity in a non-insulting fashion. We also ask that Blizzard confirm that LGBT-friendly guilds are allowed to announce their existence in the same manner as any other guilds. Of course, Lambda Legal would be more than happy to offer any advice we can to assist Blizzard in crafting a nondiscriminatory clarification of the terms of service for W.O.W., or in providing guidance to the administrators enforcing Blizzard’s anti-harassment guidelines. We ask that you respond within thirty days of the date of this letter to avoid the need for further action.
Link (via Wonderland)

Update: Josh sez, Shimmre, the original founder of the GLBT friendly guild in World Of Warcraft posted this on the official forums today:

Blizzard Apoligizes to GLBT Friendly Guild!!! That's right! I have received an email from the head of Global Customer Service which included an apology for the way that their staff characterized my conduct, and that it was an unfortunate interpretation of their policy. They have removed the warning from my account. I will be posting the letter that Blizzard sent me on the guild website sometime this week so that you can see that advertising for your glbt friendly guild is NOT violating the TOS!!!

However, they say that their current policy (which I actually DIDN'T violate, thank you very much) is under review. What this means. . . we don't know. Are they reviewing it with their employees to make sure they don't make this awful mistake again? Are they reviewing and re-writing it? Whatever the case, Lambda Legal has sent them a letter offering to assist them in making sure the policy stays glbt friendly.

V-mail: microfilm airmail from WWII

During WWII, soldiers sent "V-mail" ("victory mail") home in the form of letters that were opened, photographed onto microfilm, flown to the US and printed out, re-addressed and delivered. This saved tons in freight expenses and it was delivered by speedy airmail, while regular letters went by slow sea-freight.

The BBC has photos of period v-mails along with audio of soldiers reminiscing about their v-mail adventures.

[T]he soldiers wrote their letters on a form provided and it was then photographed onto microfilm which was simply flown to the USA. A reel of 16mm microfilm could contain 18,000 letters and in terms of bulk and weight the roll of film took up only a fraction of what 18,000 real letters would take. Upon arrival in the USA the letters were printed from the film and then posted onward to the addressee.

This clever method was employed at the suggestion of the US Army Postal Director Col. Bill Rose who actually copied the idea from a system then currently in operation in the British services which was called an ‘airgraph’.

The process might seem to be laborious with the collection of mail, the actual photographing of thousands and thousands of letters and a similar process at the other end of re-printing the photographs, addressing envelopes and mailing them on. It did really all boil down to a space issue and it is on record that for every 150,000 letters microfilmed like this over a ton of shipping space was saved.

Link (via Neatorama)

Three decades of gum-wrappers in scrapbooks

The wily thrifters at the Imaginary World site made a major score with this two-volume scrapbook of gum wrappers spanning three decades of the gum-packager's art:
One of the more interesting things we ever found out the flea market was a giant collection of bubble gum wrappers - not the kind for gum cards but actual bubble gum. It was in two volumes titled GUM BOOK 1 & 2. There were probably over 500 wrappers and packages, many cut down and all taped in the album. The earliest stuff was from 1974 and the last stuff from 1991. These 66 pages are the earliest and most interesting. Almost everything is dated.
Link (Thanks, Heath!)

Settlement details for people infected by Sony DRM CDs

If your computer was infected with spyware or rootkits when you tried to play a Sony BMG CD on it, Sony owes you money, music and an uninstaller, per the terms of a class-action settlement. SonySuit.com has the full details:
The settlement provides relief for persons who bought, received or used SONY BMG CDs with either XCP or MediaMax software. Under the settlement, any person in possession of an XCP CD can exchange it for a replacement CD, an MP3 download of the same album, and either (a) cash payment of $7.50 and one (1) free album download from a list of 200 albums, or (b) three (3) free album downloads from that list. Purchasers of CDs containing MediaMax 5.0 software will receive a free MP3 download of the same album and one (1) additional free album download. Purchasers of CDs containing MediaMax 3.0 software will receive a free MP3 download of the same album.
Link (Thanks, Mark!)

Previous installments of the Sony DRM Debacle Roundup: Part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV, Part V

(Sony taproot graphic courtesy of Sevensheaven)

UMichigan Prez to American Publishers: Save Google Book Search!

Mary Sue Coleman, the President of the University of Michigan, gave an unbelievably wonderful speech about Google Book Search to the American Association of Publishers, who are suing Google for making card-catalogs of all the books in several major libraries available. The speech ranges from the university's mission, the place of libraries in society, the impact that Book Search will have on book sales, and there's an incredible piece on scholarship in the developing world and Google Book Search that gave me goosebumps. This is must-read stuff.
Just as powerful as the preservation aspect of Google Book Search is the fact our venture will result in a magnitude of discovery that seems almost incomprehensible. I could not have imagined that in my lifetime so much diffuse information literally would be at my fingertips.

It is an educator’s dream, knowing that the vast body of information held in the libraries of Michigan, Stanford, Harvard, Oxford and the New York Public Library will be universally searchable and, in the case of public domain works, accessible.

My parents were both teachers. My mother would take me and my two sisters to the public library in Cedar Falls, Iowa, and I remember it was like opening the doors to a different world with each trip we made. I was forever discovering entire new veins of titles, books that were simply enchanting to impressionable young girls.

Later on, as an undergraduate in college, I all but lived in the library. If I wasn’t holed up and reading in a carrel, I was simply roaming the stacks and uncovering new subjects and ideas.

I cannot tell you how exhilarating – and how humbling – it is to know that this digital enterprise, with our university’s books, will provide that same joy of discovery for people everywhere, from Iowa to Indonesia.

Link (Thanks, Kevin!)

Rudy Rucker Booksmith signing date change to Mar 7

Correction to an earlier post: Rudy Rucker has moved his signing at San Francsico's Booksmith from Feb 21 to Mar 7. Link (Thanks, Emily!)

Man who shattered museum vases asked not to come back

A man who tripped over his shoelace and broke three Qing vases arrayed near a staircase in the Fitzwilliam Museum in Cambridge, England has been asked not to come back to the museum "in the near future."

This seems petty to me. Nick Flynn, the tripper, is a regular at the museum, and he had what truly sounds like a freak accident; falling down a flight of stairs and accidentally shattering three priceless vases that had been insecurely displayed there is the kind of thing I can see myself doing. Maybe he was a jerk about it, but it sounds from this like he was truly sorry.

"I have had a letter from a Duncan Robinson," Flynn said. "He is the director of the Fitzwilliam Museum, and he has written to me asking me not to visit the museum again in the near future."
Link (Thanks, John!)

Hello Kitty-themed belt-sander

Nate Marsh entered a charity "belt-sander race" with a customized Hello Kitty belt-sander -- color coordinated, cute, and truly decorated. The other racers were likewise fantastic.
After the platform was completed we mounted it on the sander itself, now decked out custom stickers and an agressive racing strip, through a small screw on the top, giving a very clean and airy looking. The only real modification was some guide wheels to keep 'er from hitting the sidewalls (the tracks are 12" wide). The name was actually the last thing we came up with, it seems so obvious now, we like to think it was fate...
Link (Thanks, Nate!)

Reviews of in-game prostitutes

A player in the virtual world Second Life -- which has an in-game economy for goods and services that can be converted to real-world cash -- has started a site to review the in-game prostitutes there. In-game prostitutes buy or make customized genitals, bodies, wardrobes, etc, and then conduct chat-based cybersex with johns while guiding their tricked-out characters through virtual sex acts.
Sophi contacted me through IM, asking if I still hired escorts for exorbitant amounts of money. Well: I do. People who don't understand that, don't see this site is going to make me rich. I replied to her IM, we had a chat, and a few days later we settled on a L$3700 deal.

She was a tough negotiater. However, I did manage to include a picture in the deal (hurry up Sophi, everybody’s waiting now). She also said no transcripts, after she had already agreed, so I’ll only put a few lines here.

NSFW Link (Thanks, Greg!)

Legend of Zelda pixelblocks

Nintendo has released a commemorative set of Legend of Zelda pixelblocks to celebrate the game's 20th anniversary. Link (Thanks, Phil!)

Unexpected food photoshopping contest

Today on the Worth 1000 photoshopping contest: put food into unexpected places. Link

Free Neil Gaiman poetry

Neil Gaiman, creator of Sandman and author of the wonderful novel Anansi Boys has two poems in the most recent volume of the online magazine Spiderwords. I love this one, "The Day the Saucers Came":
The Day the Saucers Came

That day, the saucers landed. Hundreds of them, golden,
Silent, coming down from the sky like great snowflakes,
And the people of Earth stood and stared as they descended,
Waiting, dry-mouthed to find what waited inside for us
And none of us knowing if we would be here tomorrow
But you didn't notice it because

That day, the day the saucers came, by some coincidence,
Was the day that the graves gave up their dead
And the zombies pushed up through soft earth
or erupted, shambling and dull-eyed, unstoppable,
Came towards us, the living, and we screamed and ran,
But you did not notice this because

Link (via Making Light)

Lost world discovered in Papua

An international team of scientists have discovered what they are calling a "lost World" in the Papua province of eastern Indonesia. The researchers, led by Conservation International, found twenty new frog species, four new butterfly species, and many other marvelous animals and plants living in an isolated jungle. It's absolutely thrilling that there are still pockets of this planet teeming with unknown life.
Birdofparadise
From the Conservation International press release:
“It’s as close to the Garden of Eden as you’re going to find on Earth,” marveled Bruce Beehler, vice president of CI’s Melanesia Center for Biodiversity Conservation and a co-leader of the expedition. “The first bird we saw at our camp was a new species. Large mammals that have been hunted to near extinction elsewhere were here in abundance. We were able to simply pick up two Long-Beaked Echidnas, a primitive egg-laying mammal that is little known.”

The discoveries solved one major ornithological mystery – the location of the homeland of Berlepsch’s Six-Wired Bird of Paradise (seen here). First described in the late 19th century through specimens collected by indigenous hunters from an unknown location on New Guinea, the species had been the focus of several subsequent expeditions that failed to find it.

On the second day of the recent month-long expedition, amazed scientists watched as a male Berlepsch’s bird of paradise performed a mating dance for an attending female in the field camp. This was the first time a live male of the species had been observed by Western scientists, and proved that the Foja Mountains was the species’ true home.
Link to Conservation International press release, Link to New York Times article (Thanks, John Parres!)

Animated sharks in the ocean

Shark
Following up on Mark's post about the computer-generated water (via Drawn!), here's another stunning CG water link (also via Drawn!), this time with sharks! Link

Halliburton to build "immigration detention centers" in US

On Saturday, the NY Times reported that a subsidiary of Halliburton (the same company that reported that 2005 was its best year ever, and has been caught overcharging taxpayers for its no-bid contract work in Iraq) was awarded a $385 million contract to build "temporary immigration detention centers" in the US for Homeland Security Department. Call me paranoid, but seeing "Halliburton," "Homeland Security," and "detention centers" in the same article doesn't make me feel safe at all.
KBR would build the centers for the Homeland Security Department for an unexpected influx of immigrants, to house people in the event of a natural disaster or for new programs that require additional detention space, company executives said. KBR, which announced the contract last month, had a similar contract with immigration agencies from 2000 to last year.

...

Halliburton executives, who announced the contract last week, said they were pleased.

I'll bet they were. Link (thanks, RU Sirius!)

Cool Tools: Tibet Almond Stick

Even if the Tibet Almond Stick doesn't do what it is supposed to do ("Wipe out furniture scratches quick-as-a-wink), I want it anyway, because the can is a work of art. I would buy it even if it contained toxic waste mixed with glass shards.
 Cooltools Archives Almond-Stick2As a remodeling contractor, I benefit greatly from a well-designed tool. One tool I especially like is the Tibet Almond Stick. I always have one in my toolbox. It is a remarkable quick fix for minor scratches in wood finishes. One swipe and the scratches disappear (or are greatly diminished!) Great for touching up wood floors, furniture, wood countertops, trim, etc. I have no idea how it works. -- Rock Heindel
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Reader comment: Bob says:

Saw your boingboing post on Tibet Almond Sticks--yeah, great for blending in wood finish scratches, but there's an even cooler "off label" musical use that a folk singer/guitar player turned me on to 30 years ago (before Gore-Tex coated guitar strings).

The light oil and fine grit impregnated into the wrapped cloth "stick" are perfect for rejuvenating old guitar strings. Just run the stick up and down the strings. Snap them against the fret board a few times and then wipe off each string to remove the residue. It'll make an incredible howling sound as you pinch each string with a clean cloth and go up and down its length. This gets the build up of dirt, grit, sweat, and "finger cheese" out from between the strings' windings. What's left behind is a light, slick coating of oil that inhibits rust and tarnish on the steel strings. Makes a set of old acoustic guitar sound new and brilliant again.

I think the formulation for the Almond Sticks has changed a little over the years (thanks, EPA), but it still works.

Sorry, won't make much difference on nylon uke strings!

The Jack Kirby comics weblog

Jack "King" Kirby, the greatest comic book artist and writer of all time, died twelve years ago today. I had no idea someone had a weblog about him until I read about it today on Irregular Orbit. Link

Ken Russell's portraits of 1950s UK "Teddy Girls"

Spotted on WFMU's Beware of The Blog today, this incredible gallery of "Teddy Girl" portraits from the UK shot in 1955. Wikipedia explains the subculture here, and Coop, who pointed us to the gallery, elaborates:
The rockers in postwar Britain were called "Teddy Boys" because they adapted Edwardian-era styling cues (drainpipe trousers, long coats, etc.) to American rockabilly fashion. It's a scene that survived the fifties, kept going through the sixties, seventies, and is still around today.

In this case, "Teddy Girls" are women in the scene who opted for the male elements of the style, like short pompadour haircuts and trousers.

I've never seen these photos before, but it's interesting for the butch "drag king" elements, which seems pretty daring for the era.

Also, the photos are by genius gonzo director Ken Russell!

Image: "17 year old Josie Buchan was a fashion student with Russell’s future wife, Shirley, at the college Russell also attended. Josie introduced Ken to her Teddy Girl friends. Here she shows off a thin black velvet tie and D.A haircut. It would have been incredibly rare to find a woman sporting this type of men’s hairstyle back then."

Link

Computer generated water

200602062012 Here's a video of very realistic animated water. It was created by Ron Fedkiw, an assistant professor at Stanford Computer science. His web site has a bunch of other stunning animation. My favorites are the "Melting and burning Lagrangian based solids into Eulerian based fluids" videos.
Link (via Drawn!)

Dinosaur sign at Utah motel

 40 86022247 63Cb4F1EbbHow could drive by the DineAville Motel & Cafe, in Vernal, UT, and not check in for the night? (Besides the fact that it's no longer there, of course.)
Link (via PCL Linkdump)

Reader comment: Devin says: "The pink dinosaur is still in Vernal. It was moved to the other end of town. I was born and raised in Vernal. It is so surprising to see the pink dinosaur on Boing Boing. I don’t remember which MTV Road Rules (I think it was 2 season) one of their challenges was painting that dinosaur. The motel was shut down in the late and eighties, but the pool was great to skate. I will get some pics of her in her new home."

Image found on military vehicle: You stay classy, Iraq


Not that the legendary anchorman's appearance in Iraq should surprise anyone. Wherever news is, so is Ron Burgundy. Link (Thanks, Jenny, and Coop!)

For NSA photo opp prop, Feds use security portal as if top-sekrit

Mike Outmesguine says,

Boing Boing readers may have missed this on Digg, but I thought they'd get a kick out of it: Link.

In a press pic of Bush touring sooper sekrit NSA headquarters, a way cool, wargames-looking big screen display is in the background with all sorts of cryptic worldwide threat intel: Link.

But that's actually a volunteer-run computer security portal that anyone can display through a web browser: Link to SANS.org
(Ed. note: SANS, btw, does not stand for "Sekrit-Ass-NSA-Stuff.").

Click here to launch your own NSA Global Threat Display. I'm so leet, I have it running on LCD #4 right now!

Army's Stormtrooper-esque "Facial Armor"

Noah at Defensetech blog says,
No matter how many times soldiers and marines say they're not interested, there's always someone trying to wrap them up in heavier, hotter, more uncomfortable armor. Reader AS points to the latest culprit: MTek Weapon Systems, which is pushing Stormtrooper-esque "facial armor" for our troops. The mask weighs 1.3 pounds, is compatible with ballistic eyewear, and will stop a bullet from a .44 magnum. So far, there seems to be one marine corporal using the thing in Iraq. We'll see if more emerge.
Link

Goatse Valentine

Oh, some will say this post has arrived too early. After all, Valentine's Day is a whole week away. Well, delayers of gratification -- true love may wait, but goatse does not. Link to illustration by Kipling West (Thanks, Kirsten of Roq La Rue Gallery and David Pescovitz!)

Bonus, work-safe round: Hulk goatse sticker for kids (thanks, Gwen), Duploatse (Hint: duplo is lego for toddlers; thanks Aaron)

Attorney General Gonzales' NSA spying testimony, translated

Snip from a humorous translation of Gonzales' humorless answers at the NSA Surveillance Hearings today:
GONZALES: It's an early warning system designed for the 21st century. It is the modern equivalent to a scout team, sent ahead to do reconnaissance, or a series of radar outposts designed to detect enemy movements. And as with all wartime operations, speed, agility and secrecy are essential to its success.

TRANSLATION: Remember the robot probe in The Empire Strikes Back? It’s like that.

GONZALES: While the president approved this program to respond to the new threats against us, he also imposed several important safeguards to protect the privacy and the civil liberties of all Americans. . . . As the president has said, if you're talking with Al Qaida, we want to know what you're saying.

TRANSLATION: If you’ve got nothing to hide, then there should be no problem with us listening to you. If you’ve got something to hide, then . . . well . . . we should listen to you.

Link

Chunks of aerogel for sale

United Nuclear, sellers of dangerously strong neodymium magnets, also sells chunks of aerogel, a form of silicon dioxide with 1/1000th the density of sand (which is also made of silicon dioxide)
200602061740Aerogel (also called 'frozen smoke' because of its hazy blue appearance), is a truly remarkable material. It is the lightest and lowest-density solid known to exist, and holds an unbelievable 15 entries in the Guinness Book of World Records, including best insulator and lowest density solid.

Aerogel is composed of 99.8% air and is chemically similar to ordinary glass. Being the world's lightest known solid, it weighs only three times that of air.

Link (Thanks, Mike!)

Reader comment: Eric says:

United Nuclear is a really cool site. I recently bought some powerful neodymium magnets, and they were a lot of fun. But not from United Nuclear. What they sold for $75, someone else was selling for under $17, and most of their other prices, at least on magnets, are similarly inflated. Nobody else lists the larger super magnets, but the other sites I saw have a custom order sheet.

After a little comparison shopping, I went to magnet4less.com to get a 1" thick by 2" diameter N40 magnet, among other things. I do not have a united nuclear magnet to compare, but I was happy with what I got at a fifth the price. I have never purchased anything from united nuclear, so other than their prices and blinking web pages, I have no complaints.

United nuclear is a great clearing house of fun (dangerous) toys, but the price is not right. Shop around first. A quick search did not, in fact, reveal any other vendors of aerogel. And in the nasa articles it sounded somewhat expensive, like $1000 per liter. I expect someone else will have it for sale at less than half the price soon though.

Just a warning note, if you want to make a bracelet, get the magnets that are NOT magnetized through the thickness. I made that mistake, and while still fun, the little magnets I got did not like the bracelet shape. At magnet4less you have to custom order cylinders magnetized through the diameter, while other sites have caught on to the bracelet fad.

United nuclear also list grade N45 as the strongest grade, while other sites have N50 grade magnets. And the other sites do not require the signed disclaimer, which sounds like marketing hype. Even my smaller magnet could hurt someone if not respected, but a signed disclaimer? Anyway, enough debunking.

Following Lessig and Cory, Suicide Girls find home in Second Life

Chalk a few more up on the list of tech-world public figures who now exist as avatars in Second Life: several Suicide Girls are now there. Unlike Lawrence Lessig, Cory Doctorow, and others before them (Wired News story link), the girls will not be wearing an overabundance of clothing. Link, and another, and another, and another. ( Disclaimer: Suicide Girls is a sponsor of Boing Boing, but they didn't tip us off here -- a fan/user did).

Another genius gets stuck in a tight spot

Yesterday I wrote about an alleged burglar who became stuck in an oven vent. Here's another case of someone attempting to enter an establishment through an alternative ingress and suffering the consequences. Edwin Geller, age 40, of Toldeo, Ohio, tried to get into a restaurant after closing time and became lodged in the grill vent. He was discovered by a waitress when she looked up and saw a pair of feet dangling out.
"I was dumbfounded. I had to look twice," the waitress recalled after firefighters spent two hours freeing Edwin Geller from the nearly 16-inch by 16-inch vent. City police said Geller, 40, a convicted burglar who resides in North Toledo, was caught in the act - literally.

Even though the grill was turned off Tuesday afternoon, it was hot inside the insulated vent. "He was saying, ‘Give me water,’" Ms. Addis said.

Geller was in serious condition last night in the intensive care unit of St. Anne Mercy Hospital with skin burns and other injuries. He declined an interview with The Blade.

Link (thanks, Joey!)

Feds require jobsearch sites to keep copies of resumes

Boing Boing reader I'm Skeered says,
I don't have a link exactly, but instead this email that I received today from the career services dept. at Columbia University. It's pretty scary. The Department of Labor's Office of Federal Contract Compliance Programs (OFCCP) office is requiring Monster.com (which provides online resume/job search services for our career office at Columbia) to keep all copies of the resumes that we submit to Monster.com. From the letter attached below, it appears that this applies not only to Monster.com but to ALL online job listing companies. It doesn't provide any explanation for why our resumes (and hence our personal job/life history) is being recorded.
Here's a copy of the email:
From: careereducation@columbia.edu
Subject: IMPORTANT INTERVIEWTRAK CHANGE
Date: February 6, 2006 3:48:31 PM EST
To: undisclosed-recipients:;

Dear Students,

We are writing to inform you of an important change to InterviewTRAK. Due to new federal legislation requiring MonsterTRAK, and all online job listing companies, to record a "snapshot" of a candidate's resume once it has been submitted, you can no longer update, replace or delete your resume once it has been submitted it to an InterviewTRAK event.

If you have updated or replaced your resume prior to February 6, 2006, the employer received the correct submission and you do not need to act.

However, after Monday, February 6, 2006, please be very careful when submitting resumes to InterviewTRAK events, because once you have submitted a resume to an event, you will no longer be able to update, replace, delete or remove a resume and therefore will not be able to alter or delete the resume submitted for that event. If you have any questions or need technical assistance, please email student.monstertrak@monster.com.

If you would like more information on this new ruling by The Department of Labor's Office of Federal Contract Compliance Programs (OFCCP), please visit MonsterTRAK's OFCCP site at [Link]

Thank you for your cooperation.

Looks like this explains the record-keeping: Link. Has to do with a ruling issued in October, 2005 by the Department of Labor Office of Federal Contract Compliance Programs (OFCCP). The ruling went into effect today.

Reader comment: Geoff says,

Here's a presentation developed by the DOL on "The New Internet Applicant Recordkeeping Rule". Link
Reader comment: Not a BFD, says Sean Fitzpatrick:
This is why applicant data is tracked for contractors with the government. Not a big deal, really:

The OFCCP is tasked with the responsibility of making sure that federal contractors demonstrate fair hiring practices with respect to race, gender and ethnicity. To help ascertain and measure "fairness," the OFCCP has defined a set of strict data collection and reporting guidelines. The definition of an “Internet Applicant was developed to help companies limit the amount of data that they need to collect and report on. Only those candidates who meet the strict definition of an "Internet Applicant" are required to be included in an Adverse Impact Analysis which is submitted to the government in the event of an audit.

explanatory PDF Link

Update: Monster.com's response is here.

Fattest Brit dies

Jack Stone, Britain's fattest man, died of a heart attack at age 60. From The Sun Online:
StoneThe ex-security guard became a minor celebrity after a string of TV appearances — in which he sported a “wig” made out of black gaffer tape.


He would eat six fried eggs, bacon and a whole loaf of bread for breakfast and scoffed seven cream cakes in a sitting.
Link

End of Cyberspace

In the current issue of Wired, my Institute for the Future colleague Alex Pang and I have a short article about the "End of Cyberpsace." The notion is that the Internet is becoming less of a place we "go to" and more of a layer atop our entire everyday reality. As a result, the term "cyberspace," coined by William Gibson in 1984, just doesn't seem relevant anymore. So Alex and I asked a slew of really smart people to suggest a new word to replace it. Wired printed six of the responses. Here are a couple of them:
William Gibson Science Fiction Writer
If I had that word, it would be the title of my next book. I think cyberspace is past its sell-by, but the prob­lem is that everything has become an aspect of, well, cyberspace.

Katy Börner Director, InfoVis Lab, Indiana University
A global brain, dominated by implants that merge biological creativity with digital resources and speed.
Link

Unfortunately, lots of people, including Cory, gave us great suggestions that didn't make it into the final article. I'm delighted that Alex, who is researching this idea in great depth, has posted their comments on his new blog, The End of Cyberspace. Here a couple:
Cory Doctorow, author, co-editor of Boing Boing
Chattergoods: Cyberspace is the "place of the mind." The world of intelligent, networked, self-optimizing, plentiful objects is a world where everything around us is continually negotiating its place and role: advertising service-queues, determining available RF spectrum to occupy, negotiating to share load, storage, and functions. Chattergoods are goods that converse with one another, all the time, the network chatter of the physical environment.

Ross Mayfield, CEO, Socialtext
On: When kids use the Net, they are either On, using it as a conduit for social interaction, or Off, a way of not being present. We need to retain Off as a right.
Link

UPDATE: If you have suggestions, please post them in the comments on the End Of Cyberspace blog instead of emailing them to me. Thanks!

Bouncing ball camera

Ballcam satuGO is a design for a digital camera crammed into a bouncing ball. The Danish designers are looking for investment to turn it into a product. Pretty fun idea!
Link (Thanks, Jason Tester!)

Robot explores ancient Greek shipwreck

Last summer, a team researchers dispatched an autonomous undersea robot to explore a Greek merchant ship that sank in the eastern Aegean Sea in the fourth century BC. The scientists from MIT, the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institute, the Greek Ministry of Culture and the Hellenic Centre for Marine Research, are just now releasing images from the photometric survey. From the MIT News Office:
 Newsoffice 2006 Arch-Strip-Detail-Enlarged The AUV scanned the scattered cargo and created a topographical sonar map while collecting thousands of high-resolution digital images, without ever physically touching the shipwreck. In all, 7,650 images were collected on four dives. WHOI archaeologists and engineers are assembling those images into mosaics that depict the minute features of the shipwreck with unmatched clarity and detail...

Much of the true value in cargo ships such as the Chios wreck is the information they provide about the networks that existed among the ancient Greeks and their trading partners. The wreck is "like a buried UPS truck. It provides a wealth of information that helps us figure out networks based on the contents of the truck," said (MIT professor David) Mindell.
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In-depth review of open handheld gaming console

GP2X News sez, "Lik Sang have posted news of the 2nd Edition of the GP2X released and a massive overview of all the best releases so far with screenshots and information about the Linux Based Console thats a haven for homebrew fans." Link (Thanks, GP2X News!)

Chibi-Robo for Nintendo GameCube

200602061204Nintendo is pushing the boundaries with wonderful non-game-like games. (Check out my post on Mad Professor about Electroplankton for the DS.) After logging about eight hours on Chibi-Robo in the last four days, my eight-year-old daughter has decreed it to be the best title ever for the Nintendo GameCube.

Chibi-Robo is a four-inch-tall domestic cleaning robot, a gift to a young girl from her father, an out of work roboticist. Besides attending to tasks like scrubbing up muddy dog prints off the floor with a toothbrush (and accumulating "Happy Points" for doing so), Chibi-Robo explores the house, learning snippets of a meta-story involving a no-good robotics company out to harm the family. My daughter is fascinated by the unfolding meta-story, as am I.

Both the music, which is lighthearted, and the set design, which is seen from the ground-level perspective of Chibi-Robo, add greatly to the charm of this non-competitive title.
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Xeni guest-co-hosts NPR's "On The Media," audio is now online

I sat in for host Brooke Gladstone on this week's edition of WNYC's "On The Media," joining co-host Bob Garfield for a number of tech/media stories about LA car chases, Iranian blogs, SMS versions of the State of the Union, and more. Here's an MP3 of the entire program: download or stream. Streams and downloadable MP3s of individual segments are here.

2006 Mayan calendars, in pocket-sized book form

Fundación Projecto Lingüístico Francisco Marroquín (The Francisco Marroquin linguistic project, or PLFM) is an organization that works to promote and preserve indigenous languages in Guatemala. They also offer Mayan language courses for non-indigenous speakers in Antigua, Guatemala. More than 20 Mayan languages are still spoken today, though political, economic, and religious pressures are threatening their future.

PLFM also prints lovely, small paperback daybooks that map each day of the Mayan calendar on to our 365-day calendar. Next to each "regular" day, you see the corresponding glyph in the Mayan day count, and the names for that day in the three most-spoken Mayan languages. The book also contains history and a glossary of day descriptions. You can order them for $5 each (while supplies last -- they don't print a ton of 'em), plus postage, by emailing your order request to [info (at) langlink.com].

This link has more info on the immersive language courses. In addition to the Mayan courses, they also offer terrific Spanish courses in Guatemala, too. Alas, there's no info online about the agendas Mayas, so just email for details.

Ecosneaks made from recycled materials

These sneakers are made from recycled rubber soles from pre-consumer, factory floor waste, with hemp fabric uppers and water-based adhesives (= cleaner environment for factory workers). They look pretty nifty, too. Link
(Thanks, Sean Bonner!)

Reader comment: Robert says,

Please please please don't by those so-called "sweatshop free" shoes that are made in china! There's no such thing as sweatshop free in china. Buy the real hemp sneaker with recycled rubber soles, union-made ( not made in china, cause unions are banned there ). Link

Reader comment: jonathan says,

If you dig those eco sneaks you posted about. I think you’ll really like the shoes from “no sweat” -- Link. They have similar sneakers, but much better colors and styles. They also have sandals made by tsunami victims and profits go towards tsunami victims, theyre called tsong thongs.
Reader comment: Ted Brzinski says,
I really liked what I saw upon visiting the "Ecosneaks" site you posted about on BoingBoing, right up until I tried to purchase some of their shoes: that's when I noticed their entire checkout procedure is completely unsecure (it looks like they don't even use https when collecting credit card information). I was concerned even further when I saw a disclaimer on the site which included this:

[...] THIS SITE'S OWNER WILL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES OF ANY KIND ARISING FROM THE USE OF THIS SITE, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, PUNITIVE, AND CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES.[...]

It would probably be a good idea to give your other readers a heads-up before someone inadvertently ends up giving up their credit card information.

Reader comment: christopher brian, president of "shoes with souls" -- the site that sells ecosneaks -- replies:
the ecosneak is environmentally responsible with water based adhedsives and hemp blended uppers, cruelty free, and socially responsible. although manufactured in china, they are manufactured under rigorous standards free from child labor and industry recognized definitions of sweatshop conditions.

each consumer is free to choose whether to purchase products from asia under their own ideals, but for readers to categorically slander our products is simply childish. no other company has invested so much time and money into the design and development of ethical footwear. consumers are free to choose from over 30 additional styles that are manufactured outside of china. again, no other company offers ethical footwear consumers such a broad range of styles and price points.

your readers are free to question us directly at info@shoeswithsouls.com rather than trash our reputation without any background on our company. thanks again.

Shoes With Souls, Inc.
9040 Carroll Way Suite 6
San Diego, CA 92121

phone 858-653-3741
fax 858-653-3742

I've asked Mr. Brian about the concerns some readers voiced about transaction security on his website, and await a reply.

Update: Mr. Brian replies:

Regarding site security: this site was designed in 2004 prior to all the current security encription logos ect... however, the site is encrypted and all transactions are secure. customers can also phone in orders to 1.858.653.3741 if they prefere. in addition, our return policy is 15 days for a full refund or exchanges within 30 days.
If a transaction session is not https, it's not https. If I were buying a pair of ecosneaks, I'd use phone and not the website.

This is your brain on Super Bowl ads

Last night at the UCLA Ahmanson-Lovelace Brain Mapping Center, neuroscientist Marco Iacoboni and a group of researchers used functional magnetic resonance imaging (fMRI) to measure brain responses in a observers watching Super Bowl commercials. An initial report, with two winning ads and two losers, is here. Updates expected throughout the day.

Snip from Dr. Iacoboni's report:

Who won the Super Bowl ads competition? If a good indicator of a successful ad is activity in brain areas concerned with reward and empathy, two winners seem to be the 'I am going to Disney' ad and the Bud 'office' ad. In contrast, two big floppers seem to be the Bud 'secret fridge' ad and the Aleve ad. What is quite surprising, is the strong disconnect that can be seen between what people say and what their brain activity seem to suggest. In some cases, people singled out ads that elicited very little brain responses in emotional, reward-related, and empathy-related areas.

Full text of "The Story of an Instant-Science Experiment: Link.
Image: A scan showing lively brain activity in response to the Michelob ad.

Critiki: online museum of Polynesian Pop

I've mentioned Critiki in the past, but this online museum of tiki bars and Polynesian restaurants, motels, apartments, and bowling alleys keeps getting better by the week, and so an update is in order. The latest news, reported by Eye of the Goof, is that Critiki has joined forces with the LA Public Library (which has a huge searchable online collection of historic menus from Southern California).
200602061040 The upshot to of all this is that now when you search Critiki to locate some contemporary or long-vanished temple of Polynesian-pop, you not only get reviews, photographs, the joint's location on Google Maps, and an array of signature tiki mugs linked to the establishment in question, you also get beaucoup-cool imagery from their menu, like this great cover for The Luau cocktail lounge in Beverly Hills.
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Fight Club trailer as a romantic comedy

Someone has re-cut Fight Club as a romantic comedy. It turns out that practically any weighty or horrific film can be re-cut as a romantic comedy with enough jaunty "Meet so-and-so!" voice-over and uptempo brass-band background music. It works really well here. Link

Dozens of Web 2.0 companies' logos

Andre Torrez Ludwig Gatzke has collected the logos of dozens and dozens of "Web 2.0" companies and laid out them out in a grid in a gigantic image-file he's posted to Flickr. It's pretty amazing -- like seeing the thousand swooshes of the companies that used to populate SoMa lofts during the dotcom boom. Link (via Kottke)

Update: Nick sez, Andre Torrez links to the original creator, Ludwig Gatzke."

Update 2: Nick sez, Valleywag is running a mashup contest for this graphic.

Did Nvidia hire an army of message-board sock-puppets?

Nvidia stands accused of hiring online actors to create dozens of personae in online forums, where they won gamers' trust by talking about subjects unrelated to Nvidia's products, and then splurged in an orgy of sock-puppet boosterism of Nvidia's stuff.

Consumerist has notes on its ongoing investigation into the "Manchurian Fans" scandal. A former employee of AEG, a firm that specializes in tricking people into thinking that its employees are regular users who talk up products because they plain like them, has been hired by Nvidia, but he won't answer Consumerist's questions. Nvidia's PR person won't return their calls either.

It looks pretty grim for Nvidia: I hope that if they have something to say in their defense that they say it soon, because it really looks like they're just waiting for this to blow over.

I interviewed for a guerilla marketing business in San Francisco that targeted web forums.

I was told that if I accepted the job, I was to have at LEAST 50 identities on as many forums as I could muster (they wanted 100 eventually), with a goal of 5 posts an hour. The posts had to be well thought out, and the idea was that I was to establish multiple identities with a history on the forums, so that when the timing was right a well written but subtly placed marketing post could be finessed in. And regular visitors would recognize the post as coming from a long time poster.

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Update: Ryan sez, "The Penny Arcade post linked to in that article was a follow-up to their earlier post where they were basically accusing Electronic Arts of doing the exact same thing to promote some of their crappier games."

Update 2: Mike sez, "Back when I was desperate to get out of retail, I once interviewed for a 'web content' job. During the interview, I learned it wasn't so much web content as going into internet chat rooms and guerilla marketing this guy's audio speaker company. As a journalist (and, of course, a gamer), I thought that was pretty crazy, and told him so. 'Don't you think people will rebel against you invading their, albeit virtual, space just to sell your product?' I asked. His defense was something I will never forget. With a straight face, he pointed out that it wasn't that hard a sell: 'Hell, I heard about guys picking up little twelve year old girls on chat rooms. If they can get little girls to meet them in real life just from a chat room, you better believe we'll be able to sell speakers.' It was the first time that, by the end of the job interview, I no longer wanted the job."

Update 3:Gawker's Joel sez, "To my knowledge, the anonymous poster on Penny-Arcade isn't necessarily an AEG or Nvidia employee. We're just trying to connect the dots. The Nvidia claims come from the enthusiast websites we linked. While the Penny-Arcade poster is talking about the same sort of hanky-panky, we do not yet (and may never) know who was trying to hire him."

Update 4 Two followups to this have appeared on Consumerist.

Update 5 JCA sez,

Viral marketing via message forums has been around for a while now. In fact, the practice has a name: Ashleeturfing

Roughly a year ago, I got tired of our forums being endlessly spammed by "shills" posing as fans working on behalf of very large media companies, including the likes of MTV, Court TV, and The Discovery Channel. I decided post about it on MetaFilter.

The final straw came via an infamous viral spam post about Ashlee Simpson just after her SNL lip-sync debacle and Orange Bowl appearance -- it was so ridiculous I had to call attention to it:

"I just read about Ashlee in us weekly. Those guys at the football game were total jerks." -- mandyc19

MTV (or the marketing company working on their behalf) was trying to draw attention to the upcoming season premiere of Ashlee Simpson's MTV reality show. I Googled the text of the post from "mandyc19" to find the exact same message had been posted on countless message forums. The person even used the same "mandyc19" username on each forum.

My Beating Heart -- pillow that buzzes a heart-calming pulse

My Beating Heart is a plush heart-shaped pillow that gently beats out a slow, steady heart-like rhythm. Creator Yury Gitman sent me one a couple weeks ago and I've been trying it out, turning it on and holding it to my chest after stepping into the office. I'm usually in quite a flurry when I get to my desk first thing -- I walk for an hour every morning but my phone goes bonkers while I'm out, and when I sit down and start my mail fetching and my backup running, I see how much crud has come in. It can really fluster me, so I figured if there was any time of my day when I could use some ambient relaxation, it was first thing at work.

It works -- it really works. The heart has two settings, slow and fast, and both of them calm me down in a way that's comparable to having a purring cat buzzing under your hand (but it's easier to put My Beating Heart on a shelf for the weekend than it is leaving a cat behind.)

At $120, I don't think I would have bought this for myself, but I do think I'll keep on using it once in a while now that I have one. Link

Stretching before exercise impairs performance and other heresy

Quirks and Quarks, Canada's national science radio show, ran an excllent piece this weekend on "exercise myths," talking to researchers who've concluded that stretching before exercise impairs performance, that weekend-only workouts have very small health-benefits, and that some people just don't respond to exercise. The connection to genetic research into the Type II diabetes epidemic is really fascinating, as is the evolutionary biology theories that tie both together:
First on the agenda is stretching. For decades stretching has been seen as an essential preliminary to a workout. But according to Dr. Ian Shrier of the faculty of Medicine at McGill University, and past president of the Canadian Academy of Sport Medicine, that's old, and bad, advice. Research has shown that pre-workout stretching decreases performance and doesn't protect against injury.

Dr. I-Min Lee, a professor at Harvard Medical School and the Harvard School of Public Health has studied people who pack all their exercise into one weekend binge. She discovered that if you have any risks for heart disease, being a weekend warrior is as bad as getting no exercise at all.

Most surprising is that exercise can have no effect at all on some people. Dr. Claude Bouchard, Executive Director of the Pennington Biomedical Research Center in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, discovered early in his career that there's enormous variation in how people respond to cardiovascular exercise, with some not responding at all.

Link, MP3, Ogg

Karl Schroeder, brilliant sf worldbuilder, interviewed

My pal Karl Schroeder, a brilliant sf writer, gave an excellent interview to the Small World podcast. Karl is the best worldbuilder in the business, with novels like Ventus (a world of nanoaware semantically tagged devices gone mad), Permanence (an interstellar cult sets out to ensure that humans don't become nonsentient spacefarers who build space-ships like beavers build dams) and others (I've just finished reading and blurbing his incredible forthcoming novel Sun of Suns, which has wooden spaceships fighting zero-gravity kerosene-mine wars in a giant pressurized bag of fullerene that encompasses a lost civilization that has escaped the Singularity). Karl and I even wrote a book together, The Complete Idiot's Guide to Publishing Science Fiction.

Karl has blown my mind every time we've had a conversation, ever since I first met him in a writers' workshop at 16. He was the first person to tell me about fractals, chaos, Unix, gopher, and evolutionary psychology. His interview roams over numerous themes and subjects and provides some key insights into how he accomplishes his amazing, wildly imaginative world-building. He even talks about what it was like growing up as a Mennonite tech-geek. Link (Thanks, Bazooka Joe!)

Spam blogs, blogs, and tags all on the increase

Blogs are growing faster than ever, with more than 50,000 non-spam blog-posts every hour; also on the rise are spam-blogs and blog-posts with categorizing tags. Every three months, Technorati founder David Sifry publishes his "State of the Blogosphere" memo, which exposes some of the intelligence gleaned by analyzing the index of blog posts accumulated by the Technorati blog-search service. Part one of this quarter's report has just gone live:
There has been an increase in the overall noise level in the blogosphere, most notably in the number of spam and fake pings that are sent - what I call "spings". These spam pings are fake or bogus notifications that a blog has been updated; in some cases, these spings can amount to a denial-of-service attack, and can sometimes account for as much as 60% of the total pings Technorati receives. However, we've built a sophisticated system that mitigates the spings, and helps to keep spam blogs out of our indexes. Beyond that, about 9% of new blogs are spam or machine generated, or are attempts to create link farms or click fraud. Technorati continues to take an ecosystem approach to solving this problem, working closely with other players like Amazon, AOL, Ask Jeeves, Drupal, Google, MSN, Six Apart, Tucows, Wordpress and Yahoo, and there will be another Web 2.0 Spam Squashing Summit this spring, building on the success of the previous two summits.
Link (Disclosure: I am a proud advisor to Technorati, Inc.)

Complicated, interesting "six-part" toaster

Even with the description, I can't figure out how the hell this toaster works, but it looks interesting:
The Radical Six Part Toaster rotates and heats the toast in single compartments. The compartments lift from the main assembly and swing open to allow toast to keep warm and crisp on its hot plates.
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Cory coming to Boston next week

I'm going to be in Boston next week for a gig as an MIT artist-in-residence, a bunch of meetings, some public talks and Boskone, the northeastern regional science fiction convention, where I'm going to be a special guest. I hope to see you there! Here are the public events I'll be at:

Monday, February 13, 2006, 5PM
Down and Out at MIT: An Evening with Cory Doctorow
MIT Bartos Theater (E15), 20 Ames Street, Cambridge, Massachusetts 02139
Sponsored by MIT Comparative Media Studies, MIT Office of the Arts

Wednesday, February 15, 2006, 6PM
Set Top Cop: Hollywood's Secret War on Your Living Room
Harvard Emerson Hall, Rm 105
Sponsored by Harvard Berkman Center for Internet and Society, Harvard Computer Society, Harvard FreeCulture

Thursday, February 16, Noon
0WNED -- How Hollywood Plans on Making the Future Subservient to the Past
Olin Auditorium, Olin College, Needham, MA

Friday, February 17, 2006 - Sunday Feb 19, numerous panels, readings, signings and lecutres at Boskone.

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Japanese black-light watch uses mirrors to make time seem infinite

TokyoFlash's latest amazing Japanese watch uses clever mirrors to make the time appear to stretch off into infinity:
Have you ever looked into the vanity mirror, to see your own reflection many times over? Well, this watch projects the same image. By using mirrors, the electroluminescent coated hands and dots reflect over and over again in an Infinitive manner. Not only that, when pressing the button the Black light sets the watch aglow. Quite a unique concept.
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Found photos from 80s Philly punk scene

Chris sez, "My girlfriend found this photo album album full of 80-90's old school punk rockers. It paints a picture of the Philadelphia Punk scene then." He's researched the band featured in the pics (Circle of Shit) and posted the photos as a Flickr set. Link (Thanks, Chris!)

World Horror Con is coming to Toronto in 2007

Toronto will host the 2007 World Horror Convention, an annual, roving convention for the horror fiction industry and its fans. The chair in 2007 will be my friend Amanda Foubister, and she's been signing on a steady stream of excellent guests of honor for the event -- authors Michael Marshall Smith, Nancy Kilpatrick and artist John Picacio so far. The con runs March 29-April 1, 2007 in Toronto -- this is the first time a World Horror Con has been held outside of the US. Link

HOWTO make poached scrambled eggs

This page has instructions for cooking "poached scrambled eggs" -- scrambled eggs cooked atop boiling water. Teflon pans can are thought by some to be incredibly toxic when their coating flakes off into the food being prepared in them, so many chefs are switching back to cast iron, copper and other safer materials. However, if you're accustomed to perfect nonstick-pan omelets, it can be hard to get your eggs cleanly out of a normal pan. This simple method uses a cushion of boiling water to cook fluffy, moist scrambled eggs without any cleanup mess or burning wreckage:
Next, beat the eggs with a fork, but don't add salt. (The grains of salt will tear the structure of the eggs, causing them to disintegrate on contact with the water.) Let a covered pot filled with about four inches of water come to a low boil over moderate heat, then remove the cover, add a little salt and stir the water in a clockwise motion. After you've created a mini-whirlpool, gently pour the eggs into the moving liquid, which will allow them to set suspended in the water rather than sink to the bottom of the pot, where they would stick... After saying a quick prayer and adding the eggs, cover the pot and count to 20. Almost instantly the eggs will change from translucent to opaque and float to the surface in gossamer ribbons. This all happens very quickly, and by the time you lift the lid, they should be completely cooked.
Link (via Joshua)

Update: The toxicity of ingested Teflon is disputed by Dupont.

Update 2: Tim sez, "Though DuPont may dispute health effects, they agreed last week to a voluntary phase-out of these Teflon chemicals. My organization has been leading the fight on Teflon, propelled mostly by internal DuPont documents we obtained that show that they were fully aware of potential health effects after workers at a facility that makes Teflon had children with serious birth defects. The problem with the Teflon chemical is that it has been classified by the government as a "Likely Human Carcinogen," it *never* breaks down in the environment, and it has been found in the blood of 99% of newborns in a recent independent Johns Hopkins University study. We found the same thing in our own 'BodyBurden' study where we looked for 400+ industrial chemicals in newborn cord blood."

Turn real people into manga characters - photoshopping contest

Today's Worth1000 photoshopping contest challenges contestants to modify photos of normal people to give them the big eyes and misshapen faces of characters in manga (Japanese comics). This is a popular challenge with the Worth1000 set -- they've produced dozens and dozens of entries for today's contest. Link