Link (via Consumerist)Damien Cummings
35W and University AvenueBest job: "Working for Northwestern Bell, back in '72. Lineman."
Worst job: "Day labor stuff. Minnesota Barrel, for instance. They're heavy, you gotta stack 'em three high and stuff. But it was a job. I did everything there is."
Last job: "Senior center in Cambridge, doing maintenance work on their facility. I'm a handyman."
Dream job: "I dunno. I really don't. I'm on veterans' disability. I was in Vietnam."
Freeway-ramp beggars interviewed
BMW cheats search-engines, Google removes it from search results
This willingness to punish wrongdoing even when it comes from big companies is a marked contrast with the anti-virus companies that had to be arm-twisted into releasing updates to their products to catch and remove the spyware and rootkits that Sony music was caught distributing on millions of music CDs.
Link (via Digg)It appears that at least some of the JavaScript- redirecting pages have already been removed from bmw.de, which is very encouraging, but given the number of pages that were doing JavaScript redirects, I expect that Google's webspam team will need a reinclusion request with details on who created the doorway pages. We'll probably also need some assurances that such pages won’t reappear on the sites before the domains can be reincluded. I'm leaving comments turned off on this post; there are no doubt plenty of other search engine optimization areas to discuss this.
HOWTO decode the numbers at the front of Best Buy stores
The author of Cabel's Blog LOL prised the information out of various Best Buy cashiers, and has posted a codex so that we can intelligently discuss each store's success at peddling easy credit with its employees.
Link (via Consumerist)Shrink Percent: Ahh, shrink. You probably call it "stealing". And this store is doing pretty good with handling it. The shrink percentage is, presumably, the percentage of Best Buy merchandise that is simply prancing right out the door. A shrink percentage of .50% is, apparently, bad news — so this store is doing pretty well.
Shrink Payout: Keep shrink low, and the shrink payout increases! Well, I have no idea how this shrink payout ($469) is distributed to employees (anyone know?), but I'd wager it winds up being a few extra dollars in your paycheck every now and then.
Update: Nathan sez, "When I was working at Best buy the payout was done as a year-end bonus. After PI (that is, 'Physical Inventory') you would get a bonus check for what ever the Shrink payout was. $300 - $400 was the average for my store."
Update: Andrew sez, "Not sure exactly how different Best Buy is, however I can give you the rundown of how Futureshop (owned by Best Buy here in Canada) does it. Shrink is more than just loss to theft, it's also money lost to old products have prices dropped before they get sold (clearence, etc) and things being returned and marked down for sale as open box."
Photos of Cuban televisions
Link (via Geisha Asobi)In Cuba, television is the most important communication medium and a national pastime. No matter that the TV sets themselves are outdated, pre-revolution relics imported from America or sets from Russia over fifteen years old; green-hued beasts jimmy-rigged with ancient computer parts and fantastically adorned like religious altars.
Classic B&W horror film stills with photoshopped color
Today on the Worth1000 photoshopping contest: colorize stills from classic black-and-white horror films.
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Locus Awards Ballot is online
The ballot is drawn from the Locus Recommended Reading List, which is an excellent way to familiarize yourself with the best work published in the field this year. Link
One day left to sign pledge to boycott CDs with DRM
Man busted for shoving ice cream into postal box
Yoshiaki Kobayashi, 42, admitted to the allegations. "I was frustrated because my job was not going well. I wanted to vent my anger," he was quoted as telling investigators.Link (Thanks, Paul Saffo!)
R2Potatoo: Mr Potatohead meets R2D2
The latest Star Wars/Mr Potatohead crossover is R2Potatoo, a perfect companion to last year's Darth Tater.
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(via Wonderland)
Update: Brian sez, "Don't forget the Spud Trooper!"
Katamari Damacy/Super Mario mashup
In this amazing animation, Super Mario Land is invaded by Katamari Damacy, a giant ball of assorted stuff from the brilliant video game of the same name.
See also Katamari Damacy versus Indiana Jones (Thanks, P2!)
Update: Jamal sez, "This was done by an insane flash animator that goes by Xenon. This is where his animations are located, but before you watch any of them make sure your speakers are turned down to a safe volume because he likes to yell and make your ears bleed. My favorite is probably the first one on the page."
Grandpa Al Munster is dead, alas
Link (Thanks, Tavie!)Just two years short of his 90th birthday, a ponytailed Lewis ran as the Green Party candidate against incumbent Gov. George Pataki. Lewis campaigned against draconian drug laws and the death penalty, while going to court in a losing battle to have his name appear on the ballot as "Grandpa Al Lewis."
He didn't defeat Pataki, but managed to collect more 52,000 votes.
AOL/Yahoo: our email tax will make the net as good as the post office!
"The last time I checked, the postal service has a very similar system to provide different options," said Nicholas Graham, an AOL spokesman. He pointed to services like certified mail with return receipts, "where you really do get assurance that if what you send is important to you, it will be delivered, and delivered in a way that is different from other mail."Just as good as postal mail. Hooray. Of course, you can always just tell your friends that they have to cancel their email accounts with their local ISPs and switch to AOL. I wonder if Yahoo will pay me $0.0025 for every email I receive at my mail server from Yahoo subscribers? I could clean up! Or is it only giant oligopolies that get to tax the rest of the Internet? Link (via MeFi)
Update: A reliable source sez, "One of Goodmail's competitors told me: 'Goodmail is sharing 80% of stamp revenue with AOL, and they gave AOL a big piece of the company in warrants to launch with them and kill their enhanced whitelist.'"
Update 2: Patrick sez, "Charles E. Stiles, an AOL postmaster says 'AOL has no plans of terminating the whitelist.'"
Volunteers ferry 15k coconuts every day to Indian temple
The temple of Maa Tarini in Orissa, India, receives the coconuts from faithful volunteers from distant parts of the nation. Bus drivers relay the coconuts from vehicle to vehicle, dumping them in collection points at state lines. The surfeit of coconuts around the Maa Tarini has spawned a local coconut candy industry.
Hold a coconut in your hand on a highway in Orissa and the next bus will surely stop to pick it up to take it to the temple in Ghatgaon in Keonjhar district.Link (Thanks, Mike!)The drivers' faith in the goddess Maa Tarini is complete - it is common to find the space behind their seats stacked with coconuts.
Even if the bus is on a different route, the driver will make sure to drop the coconuts in a collection box en route or pass them on to a bus headed for Ghatgaon.
"If I refuse to carry coconuts to the goddess, I may face various odds on my way," says Arun Sahoo, a bus driver.
'Net firms collect more data; lawyers, prosecutors are using it
[Internet] data led directly to a suspect in a school bombing threat; it has also been used by the authorities to track child pornographers and computer intruders, and has become a tool in civil cases on matters from trade secrets to music piracy. In St. Louis, records of a suspect's online searches for maps proved his undoing in a serial-killing case that had gone unsolved for a decade.LinkIn short, just as technology is prompting Internet companies to collect more information and keep it longer than before, prosecutors and civil lawyers are more readily using that information. When it comes to e-mail and Internet service records, "the average citizen would be shocked to find out how adept your average law enforcement officer is at finding information," said Paul Ohm, who recently left the Justice Department's computer crime and intellectual property section.
The issue has come to the fore because of a Justice Department request to four major Internet companies for data about their users' search queries. While America Online, Yahoo and Microsoft complied with the request, Google is resisting it. That case does not involve information that can be linked to individuals, but it has cast new light on what privacy, if any, Internet users can expect for the data trail they leave online.
The answer, in many cases, is clouded by ambiguities in the law that governs electronic communication like telephone calls and e-mail.
Turn your DVDs into mobile movies
There's no good reason that you should be forced to buy the movies on your shelf again as low-resolution, single-player thumbnails. After all, if you want to play your CDs on your portable player, you just rip them -- buying the movies you own all over again is strictly for suckers and people with a whole lot more disposable income than me.
Link (Thanks, Charlie!)# Convert movie DVDs to play on mobile video equipment like the Sony PSP, Apple iPod Video, iAudio X5, Creative Labs ZEN Vision, etc
# Convert movie DVDs to other file formats like DivX, XviD, AVI, MP4, etc.
# Utilises a high quality picture conversion engine
# Supports multi-angle movie DVDs
# Video Preview shows an overview of all selectable DVD titles
# Target size freely adjustable
Update: Brandon sez, "Some people are having audio issues with CloneDVD Mobile and some DVDs. It seems the SlySoft people aren't about to fix it in the near future, possibly because they don't know how, or it requires stepping over the multi-angled scenes the software explicitly says it supports."
Lovecraftian Lego build

A Lego builder has constructed an elaborate tableau out of HP Lovecraft's tales of terror, cleverly dubbed "Cthulego." Link (Thanks, Krazmo!)
Sony CD spyware vendor caves to EFF demands
Back in December, I blogged about the Electronic Frontier Foundation's open letter to SunnComm, the makers of the MediaMax spyware that was automatically installed if you tried to play some Sony music CDs in your computer.
EFF presented a series of demands to SunnComm regarding steps it should take to undo the harm it had wrought on Sony customers. SunnComm has complied with EFF's demands:
Link (Thanks, Kurt!)SunnComm says it will ensure that future versions of MediaMax will not install when the user declines the end user license agreement (EULA) that appears when a CD is first inserted in a computer CD or DVD drive. SunnComm has also agreed to include uninstallers in all versions of MediaMax software, to submit all future versions to an independent security-testing firm for review, and to release to the public the results of the independent security testing. SunnComm and EFF are discussing how to ensure that legitimate security researchers who have been, are, or will be working to identify security problems with MediaMax will not be accused of copyright violations under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA).
In January, SunnComm published a complete list of all music CDs that employ the MediaMax technology and sent a letter to the independent labels using MediaMax with information about a security vulnerability in MediaMax version 5. Music label Sony BMG has separately committed to addressing security concerns arising from CDs using MediaMax.
Previous installments of the Sony DRM Debacle Roundup: Part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV, Part V
(Sony taproot graphic courtesy of Sevensheaven)
Animatronic food from Epcot's Food Rocks on eBay
A number of animatronics and props from Epcot's defunct Food Rocks show at The Land pavilion are on sale on eBay. Food Rocks was a genuinely crappy show ("The Boogie Woogie
Update: Thanks to everyone who pointed out that Boogie Woogie Bakery Boy was from the precursor to Food Rocks -- Kitchen Kabaret.
Public pillow fight on Feb 14 in San Francisco
When: 6pm on Valentine’s Day (February 14th)Link (Thanks, Scott!)
Where: San Francisco’s Justin Herman Plaza (at Market and Embarcadero)1) Tell everyone you know about PILLOW FIGHT!!!
2) Wait for the Ferry Building clock to strike 6:00pm
3) Don’t hit anyone with out a pillow (unless they want it)
4) Don’t hit anyone with a camera
Musical influences mashed up with London Underground map
Debcha sez, "Dorian Lynskey presents a London Underground map, transmogrified to represent music and musical influences. Each major line is a style of music (for example the Circle Line is pop, and the Docklands Light Railroad is classical), each station is labeled with the name of an artist. Junctions are artists working in two or more genres, and the branch lines are used to represent musical divergence (eg rap diverges into old-school and New York rap). I love the Tube map, and music, and mashing them together makes my head explode with joy."
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(Thanks, Debcha!)
Update: Here's Laura Cantrell's C&W/NYC subway map version of this -- thanks, Jeff!
HOWTO cook an egg with two mobile phones
# Switch on phone A and place it on the table such that the antenna (the pokey thing at the top) is about half an inch from the egg (you may need to experiment to get the relative heights correct - paperbacks are good if you have any - if not you may be able to get some wood off cuts from your local hardware shop).Link (via Negatendo)# Switch on phone B and ring phone A then place phone B on the table in a similar but complementary position to Phone A.
# Answer phone A - you should be able to do this without removing it from the table. If not, don't panic, just return the phone to where you originally placed on the table.
# Phone A will now be talking to Phone B whilst Phone B will be talking to Phone A.
# Cooking time: This very much depends on the power output of your mobile phone. For instance, a pair of mobiles each with 2 Watts of transmitter output will take three minutes to boil a large free range egg. Check your user manual and remember that cooking time will be proportional to the inverse square of the output power for a given distance from egg to phone.
Update: Esther sez, "Cell phones communicate with the cell tower, not each other. The egg shouldn't be between the phones, it should be between the phone(s) and the tower for this to even have a snowballs chance in hell of working. Furthermore, a cell phone only spits out 2W of power for *very* short intervals. As a matter of fact, cell phones try really hard to minimize their output power to A) conserve battery life and B) play nice with the other phones on the network. You don't want a phone close to the tower blasting all the other phone signals into oblivion."
Update 2: As many have pointed out, Esther's explanation misses the fact that cell-phone antennas aren't directional.

Damien Cummings
It appears that at least some of the JavaScript- redirecting pages have already been removed from bmw.de, which is very encouraging, but given the number of pages that were doing JavaScript redirects, I expect that Google's webspam team will need a reinclusion request with details on who created the doorway pages. We'll probably also need some assurances that such pages won’t reappear on the sites before the domains can be reincluded. I'm leaving comments turned off on this post; there are no doubt plenty of other search engine optimization areas to discuss this.
Shrink Percent: Ahh, shrink. You probably call it "stealing". And this store is doing pretty good with handling it. The shrink percentage is, presumably, the percentage of Best Buy merchandise that is simply prancing right out the door. A shrink percentage of .50% is, apparently, bad news — so this store is doing pretty well.
In Cuba, television is the most important communication medium and a national pastime. No matter that the TV sets themselves are outdated, pre-revolution relics imported from America or sets from Russia over fifteen years old; green-hued beasts jimmy-rigged with ancient computer parts and fantastically adorned like religious altars.
Just two years short of his 90th birthday, a ponytailed Lewis ran as the Green Party candidate against incumbent Gov. George Pataki. Lewis campaigned against draconian drug laws and the death penalty, while going to court in a losing battle to have his name appear on the ballot as "Grandpa Al Lewis."
The Designer Emulation Kits are punch-out, working miniature replicas of famous designer lamps, which you mount on a 9V battery that serves as both power-source and base.
# Convert movie DVDs to play on mobile video equipment like the Sony PSP, Apple iPod Video, iAudio X5, Creative Labs ZEN Vision, etc
This Flash app is a synth board for doing your own Super Mario Bros remixes: pick a tune from the scene-selector on the left and then hit the sprites on the right to mix in sound effects.

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