MN vampire gubernatorial candidate "The Impaler" arrested

By at 9:28 am Tuesday, Jan 31

Satan, say it ain't so!
A candidate for governor whose platform includes public impalement of terrorists found himself behind bars today on a pair of outstanding arrest warrants.... ...launched his campaign last month. His platform includes an emphasis on education, tax breaks for farmers and better benefits for veterans, but he also said he favored impaling certain wrongdoers in front of the State Capitol.
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Previously:
Satanist runs for governor in Minnesota
Wife of MN Satanic gubernatorial candidate fired for being witch

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