week of 01/22/2006

Amsterdam to vandals: Try to wreck new prototype subway car

The council in Amsterdam has issued a call for vandals to attempt to trash a prototype of the city's new subway car, which is intended to be proof against even the most determined wrecker. Amsterdam's public transit vandals are the source of perverse pride among the municipal government there, which regards them as the toughest and most extreme vandals in the world.
Mark van der Horst, the Amsterdam councillor responsible for traffic, told the newspaper that it is not easy to find subway trains that can withstand the Amsterdam brand of hooligans...

"Our new Amsterdam subway must be absolutely Amsterdam-idiot-proof," he explained.

Link (Thanks, Steel!)
 

Danny O'Brien's Open Source con presentation on Evil

Danny O'Brien gave an amazingly funny talk called "To Evil" at the O'Reilly Open Source conference in August and now you can download the audio and the slides. Danny is a full-time civil liberties activist at the Electronic Frontier Foundation, but he's also done time as a stand up comic, and he co-founded and co-edits the hilarious tech newsletter NTK. "To Evil" is based on his column of the same name, in which Danny picks examples of evil behavior in the tech world and writes about it.

In Danny's presentation, he recaps some of the evils of the year in technological liberty, and then switches to reporting on how good gets done (see the Gandhi State Diagram, left) and reports on some of the triumphs of the year.

It's a terrific and funny presentation, one that provokes both thought and laughter, and it's full of geeky in-jokes. Link to audio, Link to Danny's slides (via Trubble)

 

Numbers begin with 1 more often than other numerals

A mathematical theory called "Benford's Law" predicts that in a set of numbers, numbers whose first digit is "1" will turn up more frequently than numbers that start with other digits. Benford, a GE physicist in 1938, formulated his law after discovering that GE's book of logarithm tables was substantially more worn on pages of logarithms corresponding to numbers starting with 1.

Because numbers beginning with 1 turn up so often, it's possible to catch cheaters (tax cheats, homework cheats, etc) by checking to see if the numbers they make up skew to ones that begin with the numeral 1 more frequently than other numbers.

It's not perfect, of course (the 1998 NYT article notes that people on $25 dinner allowances often submit receipts for $24.90), but it is fascinating.

"If we think of the Dow Jones stock average as 1,000, our first digit would be 1.

"To get to a Dow Jones average with a first digit of 2, the average must increase to 2,000, and getting from 1,000 to 2,000 is a 100 percent increase.

"Let's say that the Dow goes up at a rate of about 20 percent a year. That means that it would take five years to get from 1 to 2 as a first digit.

"But suppose we start with a first digit 5. It only requires a 20 percent increase to get from 5,000 to 6,000, and that is achieved in one year.

"When the Dow reaches 9,000, it takes only an 11 percent increase and just seven months to reach the 10,000 mark, which starts with the number 1. At that point you start over with the first digit a 1, once again. Once again, you must double the number -- 10,000 -- to 20,000 before reaching 2 as the first digit.

"As you can see, the number 1 predominates at every step of the progression, as it does in logarithmic sequences."

Link (via Digg)

Update: Christian sez,

The Benford's Law story has some bad math in it. I'm not arguing with the validity of Benford's Law. I just hate to see bad math put up as truth.

Quote from article:
"Let's say that the Dow goes up at a rate of about 20 percent a year. That means that it would take five years to get from 1 to 2 as a first digit."

Actually, it only takes four years. At a rate of 20 percent a year, by year four the Dow would be 2073.6

Quote from article:
"When the Dow reaches 9,000, it takes only an 11 percent increase and just seven months to reach the 10,000 mark, which starts with the number 1."

An 11 percent increase doesn't get the Dow to 10,000. An 11 percent increase of 9000 is 9990, not 10000 or more as the quote states.

Update 2: Ben sez,

The math in the article isn't as bad as one reader suggests.

True, it would take 4 as opposed to 5 years for the Dow Jones to reach 2000 at 20 percent. I assume that the author was saying that the first number starting with 2 would be the fith in the sequence

1000, 1200, 1440, 1728, 2074...

And it is the sequence we are interested in.

The second perceived fault is due to routine rounding off. 10000 is an 11.111111...% increase over 9000, which rounds down to 11% very nicely. At that rate it would take 6.934595174188633 (let's call it 7) months to reach 10000.

Update 3: Alvy points us to an excellent piece on Benford's Law at Steven Wolfram's Mathworld.

 

ROJO's limited edition artist monographs

Bertolin
Based in Barcelona, ROJO is an edgy hub for emerging artists. Their Web site is electrified with photos, graffiti, illustrations, and designs by artists that I've never heard of but won't soon forget. ROJO director David Quiles Guilló just sent me their new series of monographic mini-books and they're stunning. No boring essays, no hoity-toity critical introductions, just pages of raw, gritty photos, illustrations, collages, and street art in a compact 5"x6" hardbound volume with a padded cover. The artists in this limited series include Boris Hoppek, Tofer, Nuno Valerio, Neasden Control Centre, and Albert Bertolin (illustration seen here). My favorites are Hoppek's book, titled "Tranquilo," and Bertolin's "Kultur Toilette," which my wife has decided will be placed in our future child's library. Link
 

A British Stormtrooper in Tokyo

 Images  Blogimg Storm Yoko3 Sean Ness, my colleague at the Institute for the Future writes, "There's a British guy in Tokyo named Danny Choo, who likes to take a Stormtrooper outfit and walk around the city: on the train, in Akihabara, etc... I'm sure if he had done this in the US, he'd be arrested for having the toy blaster." Or shot and killed!
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Radio-controlled steam-powered toy vehicles

I-Wei Huang builds gorgeous, live-steam powered radio-controlled vehicles -- steampunk walkers, crabs, centipedes (pictured here), rowboats, tanks and hotrods. His site is full of photos and videos of the toys in action -- these are stupendous. Link (Thanks, Karl!)
 

Beautiful $220,000 watch -- pray for a cheap version!

This $220,000 watch comes with a lot of copy explaining to you why it's worth $220,000. I don't think it's worth $220,000, but what do I know about $220,000 watches? I hope someone releases a cheapie lookalike; something that slobs like me might buy for $50-200, even if it's not so slick that it will cannibalize the $220,000 crowd.
This really spectacular architecture seems to be absolutely original. The mechanical design of the Cabestan, including its tourbillon, is totally transversal. The indications (hour, minute, seconds, and power reserve) appear on the cylinders located at the four "corners" of the watch.

Starting from the lower left, we find the barrel, which transmits its driving power to the movement by the intermediary of a chain. This chain is connected to a second cylinder, at the upper left, made up of one part of a fusee (placed horizontally as opposed to the traditional fusees that are always vertical), and the other of the cylindrical power reserve indicator (a total of 72 hours).

Link (via Ohgizmo)
 

Russian govt to shut down human rights group

The Russian justice ministry has asked a court to shut down the Russian Human Rights Research Center, one of the country's oldest human rights group:
The government's request comes just weeks after Russian President Vladimir Putin signed a law giving the authorities wide-ranging powers to monitor the activities and finances of non-governmental organisations.

The new powers, which include the right to suspend NGOs should they "threaten Russia's sovereignty or independence", have been severely criticised by both domestic and international rights groups.

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Berserk motorist beating up bike courier captured by amateur photog

A citizen journalist snapped a jaw-dropping set of photos of a berserk motorist attacking a young bike-messenger in Toronto's Kensington Market. The incident reportedly began when the motorist tossed litter out his window, and the courier threw it back in; the motorist reportedly threw a cup of coffee on the courier and the courier reportedly keyed his car. The intrepid photographer calmly stood and fired off shot after shot of the motorist completely losing it, attacking the courier, screaming, and generally going nuts, and braved the man's charge with a baseball bat when he was noticed with his camera:
i followed the motorist back to his car to photograph his license plate number. he proceeded to open his trunk, take out a baseball bat, and charge me. i walked away, and was one of only two witnesses to stay at the scene and give a statement to police.
Many people who apparently know the courier ("Leah") have found the forum and then, Leah herself turned up. She denies keying his car, and reports that the police talked her out of charging him by telling her that she'd be charged too. Link (Thanks, Pigasus!)
 

Can DRM be future-proof?

When you infect a music CD with malicious anti-copying software, how long can you expect it to work for? Unlike most software, music CDs are liable to be loaded into computers decades after they're pressed; can an anti-copying program anticipate the state of computers in twenty years and ensure that their programs won't destabilize computers in the future?

Princeton's Ed Felten and Alex Halderman continue to pre-publish sections from a major paper on the lessons to be learned from the Sony DRM debacle, in which it was discovered that the music label had deliberately infected its customers' computers with malicious software that spied on them, destabilized their computers, and exposed them to attack from other malicious entities. The software had no easy means of de-installing it, requiring many music fans to reinstall their operating systems.

Today's installment is "CD DRM: Compatibility and Software Updates" and it addresses the question of the longevity of media with anti-copying/use-control software embedded in it -- how can the companies that force these technologies on their customers minimize the harm to future systems, and ensure that users run updates when they have no incentive to increase the efficacy of technologies that treat them as attackers?

Compared to other media on which software is distributed, compact discs have a very long life. Many compact discs will still be inserted into computers and other players twenty years or more after they are first bought. If a particular version of (say) active protection software is burned onto a new CD, that software version may well try to install and run itself decades after it was first developed.

The same is not true of conventional software, even when it ships on a CD-ROM. Very few if any of today’s Windows XP CDs will be inserted into computers in 2026; but CDs containing today’s CD DRM software will be. Accordingly, CD DRM software faces a much more serious issue of compatibility with future systems.

The future compatibility problem has two distinct aspects: safety, or how to avoid incompatibilities that cause crashes or malfunction of other software, and efficacy, or how to ensure that the desired anti-copying features remain effective.

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Previous installments of the Sony DRM Debacle Roundup: Part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV, Part V

(Sony taproot graphic courtesy of Sevensheaven)

 

Anachronistic images photoshopping contest

Today on the Worth1000 photoshopping contest: anachronistic images, like Sofia Loren as a Desperate Housewift, Gandhi with an iPod, or, pictured here, the Beatles crossing Abbey Road on Segways. Link
 

NSA's licensable patent portfolio

The National Security Agency has a "technology transfer" program through which it licenses out the patents it receives on its s00per s33kr1t spy technology. I like the Shredder Residue Dispersion System:
The SRDS is a security paper shredder, where the residue of individual shredded documents pages are collected in multiple collections bins for disposal ensuring that no single collection bin contains the residue of any entire page. It utilizes a top deflector plate and four bins lined with bags to disperse and collect the shredded paper. The material is gravity fed from the bottom of the cutting head to the deflector plate. The plate ensures that the material does not back up into the cutting head and an entire document does not deposit into one collection bag. To further ensure that no adversary could obtain a complete document at one time, the dispersion system is coupled with a procedure of disposing the collection bags on a rotating basis. SRDS does not require the operator to do any additional work and has no moving parts.
But I was genuinely impressed with the ingenuity of the motorized, wildly overbuilt Tape Dispenser that can prevent tamper-evident security tape from sticking to itself while it is being applied:
The AISTD is a security tape dispenser where the tape is on a liner and is dispensed adhesive side up without the liner. This alleviates the tape from unintentionally sticking to an unwanted surface area. AISTD allows a user to pick a mode, enters the information, and receives the desired length tape. It gives the user several options for dispensing the tape: MODES Run - The user picks pre-programmed lengths from the keypad (6" to 36" in ½" increments).

Length - The user can input a length from 3.0" to 999.0". After the length is entered, the user presses the ANY button on the keypad, which causes the machine to dispense the programmed amount.

Box - A lookup table assigns a number to the boxes listed. The box number is entered and the tape comes out to the correct lengths to wrap the box.

Box Flaps - A lookup table assigns a number to the boxes listed. The box number is listed and the tape comes out to the correct lengths to wrap the box. The first tape is for the center seam, the second seals the edge/flap on the same surface, the third seals the edge/flap on the other side the fourth seals the center seam on the open side of the box, the fifth and sixth seal the remaining edge/flap.

Custom - Any recipes of lengths can be programmed and burned into the e-prom.

Link (via Schneier)
 

Firefox plugin turns open tabs into floating thumbnails

Reveal is a new Firefox plugin that turns all of your open tabs into floating thumbnails that hover over your current tab (I wrote about Foxpose, a similar plugin, in December). It has a number of advanced features for cycling between tabs and moving the correct one to the fore. Link (Thanks, Can!)
 

Senators figure out the Broadcast Flag, curse it as an abomination!

The Senate Commerce Committee's hearings on the "Broadcast Flag" and "Audio Flag" proposals have been derailed because senators on the committee now use technologies that would be threatened by the flags.

The Broadcast Flag and Audio Flag proposals would require anyone who build a digital TV or radio device to use technology to control what sort of other devices -- like portable players, recorders and PCs -- could be connected to them. That means that your ability to watch a TV show on your laptop or listen to a recorded digital radio program on your iPod would hinge on whether the manufacturers of these devices can proved to a regulator that they weren't disrupting Hollywood's entrenched business-models.

Until now, lawmakers have been reluctant to speak out against this. A combination of expert lobbying and technological ignorance has made Congress suicidally willing to consider proposals to break America's televisions.

But in yesterday's Commerce hearings, two Senators altered the course of events. First MIT grad John Sununu of New Hampshire said that government mandates "always restrict innovation" and then 82-year-old Ted Stevens of Alaska talked about the iPod he'd gotten for Christmas and put the RIAA's Mitch Bainwol on the spot about whether his proposal would break Stevens' ability to move digital radio programs to his iPod and listen to them in the most convenient way (it would).

This is a momentous occassion: two powerful senators have woken up to the impact that these proposals will have on their voters. As more and more lawmakers get wise to how these things will harm their constituents' interests, it will get harder and harder for entertainment mouthpieces to go crying to government to enshrine their cushy business-models in law.

[Sununu] pointed out that "we have a whole history of similar technological innovation that has shown us that the market can respond with its own protection to the needs of the artists." And he concluded with one of the most damning depictions of the ahistorical nature of the flag (clip from Congressional RealVideo) you'll hear on the Hill:
"The suggestion is that if we don't do this, it will stifle creativity. Well...we have now an unprecedented wave of creativity and product and content development...new business models, and new methodologies for distributing this content. The history of government mandates is that it always restricts innovation...why would we think that this one special time, we're going to impose a statutory government mandate on technology, and it will actually encourage innovation?"
The second revelation, dropped into the later discussion of the RIAA's audio flag, was that Senator Stevens' daughter bought him an iPod.

This is unhappy news for the RIAA. Once again, their representative was forced to burst into praises of MP3 players (a technology his organization attempted to sue out of existence in 1998).

And when Stevens asked whether with the audio flag in place he would be able to record from the radio and put the shows onto his iPod: that's when the RIAA's Mitch Bainwol really began to sweat.

With that simple question, the octogenarian Senator encapsulated arguments about place-shifting, interoperability, and fair use that would have taken whole federal dockets to explain a few years ago.

Even more damning was Senator Sununu's follow-up question, in which he asked if, post-flag, the Senator might record three songs from the radio today, and listen to only one of them again tomorrow. Of course, under the RIAA's proposed controls, you may not: this is "disaggregation" in their language. This flag, which was sold to Congress to impede piracy, appeared to be designed primarily to control and inconvenience law-abiding, ripping, mixing, modern-day Senators.

Link (Thanks, Phineas!)
 

Can you keep your surgically removed/amputated bits?

When you have some bit of you surgically removed, are you allowed to keep it? William Shatner recently won a fight to reclaim his kidney stones, which he donated to a charity auction. Slate's Explainer column investigates the current law and practice of reclaiming our surgical waste. My grandfather used to keep a disgusting jar of 100 gallstones he'd had removed -- it was endlessly fascinating to me.
Just because there aren't many laws against taking home body parts doesn't mean it's an easy thing to do. Most hospitals make patients sign a waiver that cedes ownership of their surgical leavings to the pathology lab. And many teaching hospitals are unwilling to give up potential research samples. To have a good shot at keeping the stuff that's removed, let your doctor know before the procedure. You also usually have to sign a liability release form on the way out.

Advances in laparoscopic and microscopic procedures mean that many body parts that were once removed whole are now taken out in small pieces. Doctors now use shock waves to break up many stones that might have been surgically removed in the past. Even if the desired piece comes out whole, a pathologist sometimes destroys it while taking samples. He can also decide that it represents a biohazard, though most communicable diseases can be killed with formaldehyde. (Some notable exceptions include hepatitis and prion diseases.)

Link (Thanks, David!)
 

Text-based art, ads and sigs from the golden age of BBSes

This site collects 1,500+ ASCII signatures and ads from the heyday of BBSes. Link (Thanks, Mat!)
 

Wallet-card with steel toothpicks

This wallet-card contains several die-cut, punch-out toothpicks made from thin strips of stainless steel. The idea of shimming slivers of stainless steel between my teeth is a little disturbing, but I can't deny that the design and execution are quite cool. Link (via OhGizmo)
 

Watch displays cheeky "approximate time" messages

The Talus About Time watch (not yet available) displays a text and number message giving you the approximate time, such as "Slightly After 6" and "Nearly 6 Forty Five." It undermines the false precision of traditional watches, and is also a great example of whimsical technology that takes advantage of low-cost computer logic to deliver products that would have been impossible a decade ago. I would love to have a wall-clock version of this.
Display Start Time End Time
Around 6 o'clock 5:57 6:03
Slightly After 6 6:03 6:10
Around 6 Fifteen 6:10 6:20
Nearly 6 Thirty 6:20 6:25
Half Past 6 6:25 6:35
Nearly 6 Forty Five 6:35 6:40
Quarter To 7 6:40 6:50
Just Before 7 6:50 6:57
Around 7 o'clock 6:57 7:03
About 12 Noon (or midnight) 11:57 12:03

Link (via Gizmodo)

Update: Fuzzyclock will do this for your Mac menubar, and for Konfabulator -- thanks, Bill and Phil!

 

1946 short film on how governments become despotic

Picture 4-25 Robyn Miller says: "[Here's] an old Encyclopedia Britannica short film on how democracy becomes despotism."

Check out the updated version on the same page.
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Photographer takes photos of real scenes that look like miniature sets

Metropolis magazine has an article about a photographer named Olivo Barbieri who takes photos of real scenes and makes them looks like miniature sets. Shown here: the Santa Monica pier in Los Angeles.

Kevin Evans says: "Detailed scale models, except they're not. Strange photographs of places using a technique that makes them look like small model dioramas. Truly amazing images.

200601271529"the Las Vegas photographs in which an innate sense of unreality collides most strikingly with Barbieri's projected vision. The city's simulated monuments are made to look artificial, in total defiance of their reality. For Barbieri it is "the city as an avatar of itself."
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Reader comment: Noah says: "The technique Barbieri uses to get the surreal Depth of Field in his pictures is tilt-shift photography, you can get a nice detailed explanation at the above link. For homebrew photo buffs, there's a cool tutorial on how to make your own tilt-shift lens (without dropping $1000) here."

200601271934Reader comment: Alex says: "this photography blog features some very good examples of tilt-shift photography. its in japanese, so i can't give you any more details. i found the quality of the images are superior to those featured in Metropolis. beautiful stuff."
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Burning Man leader on RU Sirius show

Burning Man leader Larry Harvey returns to the RU Sirius Show this week for a great conversation about the need for the sacred, counterculture, and how rich people are OK. Link
 

Asahi giving away beer-pouring fridge-bots

Asahi Beer is giving away 5,000 personal beer-serving robots that store and cool six cans of beer and can open and serve a can on demand.
"I think the sector of home robots in general is about to boom," adds Magnus Wurzer, who organised an event featuring cocktail-making robots in Vienna, Austria in November 2005. "At the moment the home products called robots are but toys, but this will change, features will be added, production will get cheaper."

But Ronald Arkin of Georgia Institute of Technology, US, says the new contraption is a poor advertisement for home robots - which can be more sophisticated. "Home robots are already present," he told New Scientist. "Roomba and Aibo are two good examples - the former for cleaning, the latter for entertainment."

Link (Thanks, Tom and Drew!)
 

HOWTO turn a disposable camera into an RFID-killer

With a little work, a disposable camera can be turned into a low-cost device for disabling the tracking bugs in many products and ID cards. Radio Frequency ID tags (RFIDs) are tiny bugs that can be embedded in products and ID cards, enabling them to be read at a distance. US passports and London's tube-cards are beginning to incorporate these. Nominally, they can only be read at a few centimeters' distance, but security researchers have demonstrated that they can be read by attackers at 15 or more meters away. With goods, it's hard to tell if you've got an RFID embedded in them and hard to kill them (though you can put them in the microwave and kill them).

Modding a disposable camera's flash to deliver an RFID-killing energy-shock is a pretty cool project if you want a portable way to disinfect your stuff. The London Underground's "Oyster cards" are used as stored-value cards for boarding the tube. They track your movements when you touch in and touch out at the turnstiles. You can avoid the worst of the data-collection if you frequently change Oyster cards, but the Underground has promised to start charging £3 for new cards; however, they promise to replace defective cards for free. With one of these, you could zap your card when it runs out of stored money and trade it for a new one that will have a different serial number and consequently not be associatable with your previous card.

Many times, intrusions into privacy like this are excused on the basis that they offer discounts in exchange for your personal information. This is true with the Oyster card, too: a single ride on the tube costs £3 now if you use a paper ticket, but with an Oyster card the journey is as little as £1.30. The thing is, before they ramped up Oyster card use on January 1, the cost of a paper single was also as little as £1.10 -- in other words, they nearly tripled the cost of an anonymous journey and then told everyone that you got a great discount if you used the privacy-surrendering means.

It generates a strong electromagnetic field with a coil, which should be placed as near to the target RFID-Tag as possible. The RFID-Tag then will receive a strong shock of energy comparable with an EMP and some part of it will blow, thus deactivating the chip forever.

To keep the costs of the RFID-Zapper as low as possible, we decided to modify the electric component of a singe-use-camera with flash, as can be found almost everywhere.

Link (via Red Ferret)
 

Retracting tape kitchen-timer

This mechanical kitchen timer combines a tape-measure and an egg-timer: the pull-out tape is marked with time increments instead of distance measurements. Pull it to the desired time and it slowly retracts into the timer-body, sounding a bell when it is fully retracted. Link (via Cribcandy)

Update: Kurt sez, "you don't simply pull out the tape to the desired time. You pull it out ALL THE WAY and then use a dial on the bottom to retract the tape to the right time. Not as cool." I agree. How disappointing.

 

Casemod made of copper pipe cage

ExtremeTech features an interview with Blake Betz, maker of Coppertop, the great casemod pictured here: shaped struts of copper pipe are formed into a computer-shaped cage with compontents joined to cross-spaces, the whole thing remaining open to the elements and visual inspection.
I decided on the PVC since I had already seen a few of the suitcase mods, but then while at Home Depot I saw the copper plumbing pipes and thought, that's what I need to build my case out of. The structure would be the same as that of my PVC idea, but copper would ground my motherboard whereas PVC case would not. Also, you can't beat that copper shine. Finally, building the case out of copper would be me that one last excuse for finally getting my cordless Dremel, and a butane blowtorch (which also does a very good job at lighting charcoal for cooking out).
Link (via Wonderland)
 

World of Warcraft: Don't tell anyone you're queer

Blizzard, the company that runs the massively popular online multiplayer World of Warcraft game, has banned the practice of gay/lesbian/bi/trans players mentioning their sexuality in their guild-descriptions.

Gameplay in World of Warcraft (WoW) hinges on cooperation and guilds; many missions require several players to complete. The game, then, focuses on intense social interaction, and has benefitted tremendously from players who move large parts of their social lives to the game.

But players who have advertised their guilds as "GBLT-friendly" have lately been warned off by Blizzard moderators, who cite a rule against sexual discrimination in censoring the players. When pressed for explanations, they offer the genuinely bizarre excuse that if queer players are allowed to tell other players about their sexual orientation, that it might arouse discriminatory or unkind remarks from those players, and that would violate the anti-discrimination rules of the game.

Online games are incredibly, deeply moving social software that have hit on a perfect formula for getting players to devote themselves to play: make play into a set of social grooming negotiations. Big chunks of our brains are devoted to figuring out how to socialize with one another -- it's how our primate ancestors enabled the cooperation that turned them into evolutionary winners.

But real life has one gigantic advantage over gamelife. In real life, you can be a citizen with rights. In gamelife, you're a customer with a license agreement. In real life, if a cop or a judge just makes up a nonsensical or capricious interpretation of the law, you can demand an appeal. In gamelife, you can cancel your contract, or suck it up.

Will a game ever give players citizenship instead of just customership? Will players always be willing to treat games as their online homes if they have to rely on customer service ethos instead of the Constitution to assure them of a fair shake?

Andrews explained that there was an obvious misunderstanding and that she was not insulting anyone, but merely recruiting for a "GLBT friendly" guild.

The response from Blizzard was, "While we appreciate and understand your point of view, we do feel that the advertisement of a 'GLBT friendly' guild is very likely to result in harassment for players that may not have existed otherwise. If you will look at our policy, you will notice the suggested penalty for violating the Sexual Orientation Harassment Policy is to 'be temporarily suspended from the game.' However, as there was clearly no malicious intent on your part, this penalty was reduced to a warning."

Link (via Lawgeek)
 

Gordon Rutter's Cabinet of Curiosities

The Scotsman newspaper explores fortean Gordon Rutter's cabinet of curiosities. The wunderkammer sounds, well, wonderful. Seen here is Rutter's latest acquisition, a cyclops pig taxidermy mount. From the article:
 2006 01 26 Strange-Creatures-Pig "I've been into this sort of thing all my life," says Rutter. "When I was a kid I'd go to the library and devour weird stuff. And now," he says with a wave of his hand, "I've got all this!"

"All this" comprises a collection of over 100 strange items. He has fossilised fingers, rings that belonged to (real) giants, a painted bowl made from a human skull, an ostrich egg mounted on an ostrich foot ("why not?"), plus a whole lot of other weird things. Rutter never goes out looking for things to buy, but when he sees something he knows immediately that it's the thing for him.

"I say to people if it makes you go 'yeargh', 'what's that?' or 'who would want that?', then the chances are I'd be interested." A jackalope is a rabbit with antlers attached. A clear fake it was apparently first 'spotted' in Wyoming in 1829.

A jackalope is a rabbit with antlers attached. A clear fake it was apparently first 'spotted' in Wyoming in 1829.

Rutter's "room full of curiosities" comprises genuine weird things and fake weird things. For him, the fakes are just as exciting as the real things.

"As soon as people started collecting weird and unusual things, the frauds started," says Rutter. "But the fakes are just as interesting to me. Reality is not the over-riding thing."
Link (via Cryptomundo, thanks Loren Coleman!)
 

Sony robot pets RIP

Robot pets may help reduce stress, as recently reported, but they must not sell to well. Yesterday, Sony put their line of Aibo and Qrio robots to sleep for good. From the San Jose Mercury News:
...Bruce Bender, owns 56 Aibos, which he believes is the world's largest private collection. Bender, who lives in Rancho Cordova, outside Sacramento, noted in a message board posting that although Aibo manufacturing has stopped, ``that doesn't mean Aibo is dead.''

Bender said in a phone interview that he still plans to host gatherings for the worldwide Aibo community, such as one he held in late September where 110 dogs danced together in unison. Bender believes Sony's moves wlil bring the Aibo community closer together -- at least in spirit.

``Aibo is a very small department and that is the kind of thing you cut out when you are streamlining,'' Bender said. ``It's a business decision and business decisions don't always make money. But the Aibo community will go on.''
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UPDATE: At the MAKE: Blog, Phil Toronne has posted a big photo gallery of QRIO and AIBO cuteness. The AIBOs are his. Link
 

RAND's list of 50 book about the future

The RAND Corporation's Pardee Center published their list of "50 Books for Thinking About the Future Human Condition." (They admit that it's "a Wester-centric look at the future.") The list is divided into various themes and categories, like Global Governance, Health, Geographical Regions, Technology, Human Development, etc. It's a pretty amazing collection of titles. As the nerdy but true t-shirt says, "so many books, so little time." The following recommendations are from the "Wild Cards" category. I can vouch that the first book is fantastic.
Benyus, Janine, Biomimicry: Innovation Inspired by Nature, New York: Perennial, 2002. ISBN 0060533226

Kurzweil, Ray and Terry Grossman, Fantastic Voyage: Live Long Enough to Live Forever, Emmaus, Pa.: Rodale, 2004. ISBN 1-57954-954-3. Selected chapters also available online from http://www.fantastic-voyage.net/

Hostetler, John A., Amish Society, Baltimore: The Johns Hopkins University Press, 1993. ISBN 0-8018-4442-8
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Anti-smoking website: put dead animals in Blythe dolls' mouths

Picture 3-42 Well-designed anti-smoking site lets you put dead rats, meal worms, decaying fish, and other vermin into the mouths of adorable Blair Blythe dolls.
Link (via AdFreak) (Thanks, Tim!)

Reader comment: Steve says: "The creepy smoking dolls aren't Blythe dolls (compare the features to actual Blythe dolls on thisisblythe.com). They may be Blythe-inspired, and Blythe herself may not approve of smoking, but the dolls aren't Blythe (who's much cuter...) "

 

"Thousands live in tunnels" under Sofia, Bulgaria

Bomb (Click on thumbnail for enlargement) Jordan Todorov says: "I was surprised to learn recently about the underground tunnel in Mexico. Exactly at the same time some Bulgarian newspapers published simmilar kind of stories.

"According to Standart daily newspaper under the Bulgarian capital Sofia there's a thousands of kilometres of tunnels built between Roman times and Communist regime. They shelter about 20 000 people - most of them are criminals and bums."
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The battle between proponents of astronomical time and atomic time

The Week has an excellent short piece about people who want time to be synched to astronomy versus people who want time to be synched to the vibration of cesium-133.
Astronomers prefer to calibrate their telescopes, satellites, and other instruments against deep-space objects such as pulsars, which emit pulses of energy at regular intervals.

...

The International Telecommunication Union decided that astronomical time could not differ from Coordinated Universal Time—which is based on atomic time—by more than 0.9 second. Because the two systems are inherently out of step, it’s periodically necessary to add “leap second” to bring them into sync. Most people didn’t notice, but one of those seconds was added after midnight on Dec. 31, 2005, just before 2006 began. A leap second, says Jonathan Betts of the Royal Observatory, “asks the atomic clocks to hold their breath for one second, so that the Earth can catch up.” So far, the compromise has worked. But some American scientists have proposed scrapping leap seconds altogether.

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Cingular applies for emoticon patent

Cingular Wireless has filed an application to patent the use a method of using emoticons on mobile devices. From the patent application:
A method and system for generating a displayable icon or emoticon form that indicates the mood or emotion of a user of the mobile station. A user of a device, such as a mobile phone, is provided with a dedicated key or shared dedicated key option that the user may select to insert an emoticon onto a display or other medium. The selection of the key or shared dedicated key may result in the insertion of the emoticon, or may also result in the display of a collection of emoticons that the user may then select from using, for example, a key mapping or navigation technique.
Link (via Brad King on Technology Review and thanks Vann Hall)

UPDATE: Techdirt has a bit of analysis about emoticon-related patent applications. Link
 

Scary UK evolution survey

According to a new UK survey done for the BBC, only 48 percent of Britons accept evolution. Forty-percent of the 2,000 participants think that creationism or intelligent design should be taught in schools. (Previous post about a similar US survey here.) From the BBC News:
The findings prompted surprise from the scientific community. Lord Martin Rees, President of the Royal Society, said: "It is surprising that many should still be sceptical of Darwinian evolution. Darwin proposed his theory nearly 150 years ago, and it is now supported by an immense weight of evidence.

"We are, however, fortunate compared to the US in that no major segment of UK religious or cultural life opposes the inclusion of evolution in the school science curriculum."
Link (Thanks, Jason Tester!)
 

HOWTO build sustainable wireless networks in the developing world

A new free book delivers a complete HOWTO for assembling and maintaining wireless networks in rural towns in developing countries. "Wireless Networking in the Developing World" was co-written by some of the world's leading community wireless experts, including Rob Flickenger, who wrote O'Reilly's seminal Building Community Wireless Networks and Wireless Hacks, wire.less.dk's Tomas Krag, and numerous wireless hackers of great skill and repute. Many of the contributors have built and deployed networks in the developing world, and they have released the whole text under a very liberal Creative Commons license that encourages others to build on their work and profit from it.
In almost every village, town, or city in the developing world, there are people who can build just about anything. With the right know-how, this can include wireless networks that connect their community to the Internet. The book addresses what Rob Flickenger, the book's editor and lead author, calls a chicken-and-egg problem: "While much information about building wireless networks can be found on-line, that presents a problem for people in areas with little or no connectivity", said Flickenger from his workshop in Seattle. The book covers topics from basic radio physics and network design to equipment and troubleshooting. It is intended to be a comprehensive resource for technologists in the developing world, providing the critical information that they need to build networks. This includes specific examples, diagrams and calculations, which are intended to help building wireless networks without requiring access to the Internet.

In the developing world, one book can often be a library, and to a techie this book may well be a bible. Access to books is difficult where there are few libraries or book stores, and there is often little money to pay for them. "Our book will be released under a Creative Commons license, so everybody can copy and distribute it free of charge. That doesn't mean it is a 'cheap' book. I think it is a great book," stated Corinna 'Elektra' Aichele, one of the books co-authors who was recently installing wireless networks in Bangladesh.

Link, Danish Mirror (Thanks, Tomas!)
 

Falling out of print is a book's natural fate

Teresa Nielsen Hayden, a science fiction editor at Tor Books, has posted a brilliant rumination on the ephemerality of literature -- how quickly most books, even popular ones, disappear into history. She uses a collection of bestseller lists from 1900 to 1955 to make her case, and delves wisely into the harm that extended copyright terms have wrought upon those who would rescue classics from the scrapheap of time:
The literature taught in schools is that which has survived: a collection of gross statistical anomalies. This is misleading. Falling out of print is a book's natural fate. We can belatedly train ourselves to believe that this will happen to other people's books. What's hard is for writers to believe it will happen to their own.

It'll happen just the same. It happens faster in mainstream fiction than it does in Our Beloved Genre, more slowly for nonfiction history books, very fast indeed for computer manuals; but in the end, all but a very few titles will be forgotten. Just look at the authors in that collection of bestseller lists. You're a literate bunch, but have you ever heard of Harold Bell Wright? How about Mazo de la Roche? Mary Roberts Rinehart, Lloyd Douglas, Irving Bacheller, Frank Yerby, Coningsby Dawson, Warwick Deeping? These were all notable authors in their day. Some of their books were no better than they should be, while others were genuinely praiseworthy; but all of them spent some time perched on top of the commercial heap.

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McDonalds: family members can swap shifts without notice

McDonalds in the UK will let any two family members who work at the same branch swap shifts without notice:
"By giving our employees the freedom to manage their shift commitments, we will increase their motivation and enjoyment of work," said David Fairhurst, the chain's vice president (people).

McDonald's said the first users of the new "Family Contract," which it believes to be unique in Britain, were two sets of twins.

Link (via Fark)
 

Drunken gluttons order and eat 100-patty hamburger


A group of drunken pals went to an In-N-Out burger shop on Hallowe'en 2004 and demanded a burger with 100 patties, setting some sort of gluttony record at the burger joint. In-N-Out is justly famous for making excellent fast-food burgers in an open kitchen, and for allowing customers to order as many patties as they'd like, at $1 per patty. The tale told on this website details the attempt of eight people to eat $100 worth of discount fried beef and processed cheese-food "sweaty cheese."
# Total calories (extrapolating from info provided here): 19490 calories
# Total eaters 8 (2 girls and one guy who already ate dinner and only ate 6 patties)
# Most patties eaten by one person : I think I ate about 20. I think Nalin ate about 20 as well (including the raw ones)
# Time to finish : less then 2 hours
# Number of people who barfed : 1 (way to go Elena!) Oh yeah.... nothing says "Vegas baby" like barfing, not because of booze..but because of burgers.
Link (Thanks, Michael!)

Update: Adrian sez, "In-N-Out uses 100% real American cheese, not 'processed cheese food'." He also says that In-N-Out's beef is pretty good, but I've had their burgers and while the beef is better than BK or McD's, it's hardly ground sirloin.

Update 2: Sandeep sez, "American cheese IS processed cheese food!

Update 3: Brad sez, "Kraft American Cheese Slices are *not* 'processed cheese food.' It is 'processed cheese.' Looks the same, but there is a real difference: 'Processed cheese food' is a 'food product' *ulp* containing 'processed cheese.' Simply put, there is not enough sawdust, lint, whey or cow toenail emulsion in Kraft slices to (de)merit the lower grade."

 

MSFT tightens the Trusted Computing screws in Vista

Vista, the new version of Windows, has tightened the Trusted Computing screws, putting hardware companies on notice that they will have to get their drivers approved by Microsoft before shipping them. Microsoft had previously designed Vista to simply warn users if their drivers were "unsigned" -- that is, not approved by Microsoft -- but in a new announcement, the company pledged to make it impossible to load any unapproved drivers under Vista.

This has been positioned as an anti-spyware measure, but it will also have the effect of making copy- and use-restriction systems more restrictive. You won't, for example, be able to install alternative drivers for a video-capture card that lets you ignore anti-copying watermarks in your videos, effectively taking control away from you, the owner of the computer, and indiscriminately giving it over to anyone who can insert a watermark (no-copying watermarks have already been illegally inserted into many Fox programs, resulting in their not being stored by TiVo video recorders).

Another effect of this will be to raise the cost of developing drivers, since developers will be required by Microsoft to buy a VeriSign Class 3 Commercial Software Publisher Certificate, at an unknown cost.

Still, what is this going to stop? SONY screwed up majorly, but nothing bad has really happened to them. Do you think that a $500 fee is going to deter spyware companies?

Spyware/adware authors aren't some teenagers... they're million-dollar businesses (or larger). Do you think they care if they have to get a new $500 certificate every few months? They probably spend twice as much on lunch during that time.

Do you think Verisign is going to selectively refuse to grant certificates to paying customers just because they're suspicious? They'd be sued immediately by the first rich "victim" company, and would probably settle quickly to avoid the bad press.

It's not like Verisign will magically prevent the bad guys from doing harm. Remember, this is Verisign we're talking about - not exactly a model for ethics.

Link (Thanks, Tom!)
 

Canadian music-management giant defends file-sharer from RIAA

Nettwerk, a giant Canadian music-management company, has agreed to cover the costs of defending a 15-year-old accused file-sharer in a lawsuit brought by the RIAA. The CEO of Nettwerk announced that his company would defend the girl when she was sued for allegedly infringing the copyrights of Nettwerk client Avril Lavigne by sharing the song Sk8r Boi. Check out the quotes from Nettwerk -- they're just brilliant. "Litigation is not 'artist development'." Love it!
Nettwerk became involved in the battle against the RIAA after 15-year-old Elisa Greubel contacted MC Lars, also a Nettwerk management client, to say that she identified with "Download This Song," a track from the artist's latest release. In an e-mail to the artist's web-site, she wrote, "My family is one of many seemingly randomly chosen families to be sued by the RIAA. No fun. You can't fight them, trying could possibly cost us millions. The line 'they sue little kids downloading hit songs,' basically sums a lot of the whole thing up. I'm not saying it is right to download but the whole lawsuit business is a tad bit outrageous..."

Nettwerk Music Group has agreed to pay the total expense of all legal fees as well as any fines should the family lose the case against the RIAA.

"Litigation is not 'artist development.' Litigation is a deterrent to creativity and passion and it is hurting the business I love," insists McBride. "The current actions of the RIAA are not in my artists' best interests."

Link (Thanks, Shaun!)
 

Old space-suit recycled as experimental satellite

Astronauts on the International Space Station are turning an old Russian space-suit into a satellite by shoving it out the airlock with extra batteries. The suit will transmit a looped message that people with ham radios or police-band scanners can tune into, and there's prizes for people who spot the "SuitSat" from the ground.
SuitSat transmits for 30 seconds, pauses for 30 seconds, and then repeats. "This is SuitSat-1, RS0RS," the transmission begins, followed by a prerecorded greeting in five languages. The greeting contains "special words" in English, French, Japanese, Russian, German and Spanish for students to record and decipher. (Awards will be given to students who do this. Scroll to the "more information" area at the end of this story for details.)

Next comes telemetry: temperature, battery power, mission elapsed time. "The telemetry is stated in plain language—in English," says Bauer. Everyone will be privy to SuitSat's condition. Bauer adds, "Suitsat 'talks' using a voice synthesizer. It's pretty amazing."

The transmission ends with a Slow Scan TV picture. Of what? "We're not telling," laughs Bauer. "It's a mystery picture." (More awards will be given to students who figure out what it is.)

Science@NASA has a utility called J-PASS that will help you find out when to get out your radio and tune into the SuitSat. Link (via /.)
 

Video parodies MPAA warnings at the start of DVDs

Brenda made this short video parodying the warning messages that the MPAA inserts before DVDs. It features a series of increasingly rude and bullying messages about what you have "agreed" to by buying the DVD, starting with: WARNING: THE UNLAWFUL DUPLICATION OF THIS MOVIE CARRIES A MAXIMUM PENALTY GREATER THAN THAT OF MANY VIOLENT CRIMES. THE EXPENSE OF RETAINING LEGAL COUNSEL COMPARABLE TO OURS MAY RESULT IN THE LIQUIDATION OF YOUR PERSONAL ASSETS. PROCEEDS FROM THE SALE OF OF THIS MEDIA MAY BE USED TO ARREST YOUR CHILDREN. Whew! It gets even better from there on in, too. Link (Thanks, Brenda!)
 

Carlo Longino uses Google cache to call Bluepulse on their B.S.

Over at MobHappy, Carlo Longino relays an excellent case study in why companies need to "be sincere in their communications with blogs," and what can happen when they're dishonest. Earlier this week, Carlo posted some critical comments about a mobile software platform called bluepulse, by Bluepulse Pty. Ltd. Among other things, Carlo said the company's claim that their software would work on "any device, any carrier" was dubious. A representative named Alan from Bluepulse followed up with his own comment, denying that they had ever made such a claim. So Carlo pointed to Bluepuls's Web site, where the following appeared in big blue type: "Your content and applications, on any phone, anywhere..." Well, it used to say that anyway. From Carlo's post:
...Another guy, “Luke”, who lists his web site as http://www.bluepulse.com, so we’ll presume he’s an employee too (particularly since he posted from the same IP address as Alan), comes back a couple days later to say that I’ve left out a key word, that the quote is actually “Your content and applications, on almost any phone, anywhere…” Click on the link to the relevant page, and yes, it says that… now.

You see, the good folks at Bluepulse have gone back and changed the page, then it would appear that one of them couldn’t resist coming back to the site and pointing out my “error”. The problem — for them — is that they didn’t think about the good old Google cache, as you can see in the screengrab...

So instead of saying “hey, that’s some aggressive marketing copy, we’ll tone it down a bit”, they change it, then come back here in an attempt (I guess) to try to impugn my integrity, or, at the very least, make me look foolish. Funny how things like that can backfire. So there’s a lesson here in honesty for companies on the web. Well, that, or at least be smart enough to cover your tracks.
Link

UPDATE: Alan Jones of Bluepulse has posted a lengthy apology in the comments of Carlo's "Case Study" post, writing that Luke "made an important error of judgement in pretending the text was never changed." From Alan's comment:
This incident certainly does highlight some of the important issues in the role of blogs as media, and in workplace environments where employees are encouraged to communicate with the outside world through their own blogs and those of others, rather than through an all-controlling PR manager. I don’t think anybody reading these comments really wants us to react to this event by banning employees from communicating in blogs - in return I hope you can understand that not every bluepulse employee’s comment is an official company statement.
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Katamari Damacy checks


A fan of the videogame Katamari Damacy had these checks made (or did he just design them?) that bear a variety of cool Katamari graphics and the legend: "HELLO I AM A CHECK PLZ CASH ME LOL/KATAMARI DO YOUR BEST" JPEG Link (Thanks, Will!)
 

Jill Carroll's blogger/journo friends maintain online vigil for release

Jeff Tynes, friend and former colleague of abducted journalist Jill Carroll, says:
News regarding Jill Carroll has been few and far between for the last several days. Everyone has been on pins and needles. But there have been some developments of real note. The number and caliber of appeals coming out for her release has been stunning. There was the plea from a former member of Gamaa Islamiya ( Link ) calling for her release, then a top Hamas offical. Then came rumblings that six female Iraqi detainees might be released, rumblings that US forces in Iraq denied.

Then came a powerful statement from the wife of Tareq Ayyoub, one of Jill's colleagues at The Jordan Times. Tareq was killed in Iraq by a U.S. missile in the early days of the war. His wife, Dima Tahboub, made a powerful statement to a Jordanian paper (in Arabic) saying, "Kidnapping journalists hurts the message of humane resistance and makes its message criminal." ( Link ) The statement reminded Natasha of the terrible fate that has now befallen two Jordan Times reporters.

But today, five female Iraqi detainees were in fact released (Link ). And, as of just a few minutes ago, a breaking wire story from the Associate Press has an Iraqi police officer saying he thinks Jill may be freed soon ( Link ). The mother of Hala, one of the women being freed, even had kind words and hope for Jill's release, telling AP: "We are happy and we thank God for this blessing ... I call upon the kidnappers of the American reporter to release her because she is as innocent as Hala."

This all looks tremendously hopeful. All the good wishes and prayers sent out for Jill may finally, hopefully, be answered.

Previous posts on Boing Boing about the kidnapping of freelance reporter Jill Carroll in Iraq: Link
 

Elmo "Who wants to die?" update

Yakima, Washington's KNDO TV ran a story on the "Potty Time With Elmo" scandal. (Link to another recent Elmo scandal.) Some copies of the interactive talking book seem to say "Who wants to die?" According to the KNDO report, the book's manufacturer issued a statement that "the track was recorded as 'Uh oh, who has to go' and due to compression of the digital audio file, some consumers hear a different phrase... We are absolutely certain that the audio file was not tampered with." Link to Windows Media file
 

Home theater that looks like Starship Enterprise's bridge


A geeky home-theater enthusiast has built and lavishly documented a home theater setup that resembles the bridge of the Starship Enterprise: Link (Thanks, Chris!)

Update: Cowicide points us to this 3D tour of the Bridge/home theater.

 

Sean Stewart on novel-writing vs alternate reality game writing

Sean Stewart is a brilliant science fiction/fantasy writer (don't miss his gothic fantasy/ghost story book Perfect Circle) who's recently turned his hand to creating giant, ambitious alternate reality games -- those are games where people solve puzzles and achieve goals on the Web and in the real world, with faxes, IMs, websites, and many other components coming to play. Here's a great interview with him about writing novels and games:
Right now, this art form is more exciting than novels. If I had to choose, I'd do this. And I don't say that because of the paycheck--though being a freelance science fiction novelist is not a great way to put your kids through college, so it has been nice to get paid.

I honestly believe that the gods in their infinite mercy looked down and gave me a chance --miraculously and wholly unlooked for--to be at Kitty Hawk, to be in motion pictures in 1905, to be at a place and a moment in time where something extraordinarily exciting was just getting off the ground. As much as I'd like to think it had much to do with my merit, mostly it's this huge stroke of timing and good luck to be in the right place at the right time, working with the right people, to have a chance to be in on something at an extraordinary cultural moment.

Link (Thanks, JeremyT!)

Update: Christian sez, "SF author Walter Jon Williams recently wrote about his own experience writing ARGs on his blog."

 

Tricked-out secret tunnel between Mexico and US

Federal agents found a secret big tunnel that runs from Tijuana, Mexico, to Otay Mesa, California. It's apparently 1,200 yards long and runs between two warehouses on either side of the border. Two tons of pot were discovered inside. From CNN:
 Cnn 2006 Us 01 26 Mexico.Tunnel Vert.Tunnel.Police.Ap Made of concrete, the passageway had lighting, electricity, ventilation and a pump to remove water, said Lauren Mack, a spokeswoman for Immigration and Customs Enforcement...

Mack said human intelligence led to the discovery of the underground structure. Agents then used ground-penetrating radar technology from the military to find anomalies in the soil, she said.
Link
 

Scammer pays FedEx to send him a box of Rottweiler excrement

Here's a satisfying story of revenge: a guy was selling his used video camera on Amazon, and some small-time sleazeball sent the seller a bogus sale confirmation email that appeared to originate from amazon.com. Instead of receiving a valuable video camera, the scammer ended up paying shipping charges to Nigeria for a box of dog shit. Link
 

Peanuts kids in realistic comic

I'm a lifelong Peanuts fan, and it's very strange and slightly disturbing to see Charlie Brown and Lucy inserted into a "realistic" setting. As Eric Reynolds wrote on the Fantagraphics Flog!, "It's like that episode of THE SIMPSONS where Homer is transported to our earth." Here's the story behind it, from Harry-Go-Round:
Peanutsrealism In 1957, Charles Schulz seems to have given The Des Moines Register and Tribune permission to publish an eight-page comic (not drawn by him -ed.) in which Charlie Brown and Lucy fall out of a comic strip and into the arms of some unspecified dude who proceeds to give them a tour of the Register's offices and printing plant. At the end of this visit, drawn in a sort of modified Soviet realism style, the kids are taken back to their strip by a Register paper boy.

Besides answering a lot of questions about the newspaper business, this story tells us how large comic-strip characters are in relation to human beings--a lot smaller, apparently, though the blockhead and fussbudget grow to about half-human size when they land in Iowa. (The tourguide is able to walk around with Charlie Brown balanced on one shoulder and Lucy on the other.)
Link
 

Coop on the brilliance of Devo2.0

Coop explains why he likes Devo2.0, the Devo kids band. I agree with him completely.
What better way to get your message through than to aim your cruise missiles at the soft underbelly of kid-dom? Look at all the mendacious crap forced down childrens' impressionable gullets these days. Thank Jebus I don't have any, or I'd be forced to listen & look at that crap ALL DAY LONG, whcih brings up the other brilliant part of this plan. Most of the parents of those young'uns are in my age bracket, and were probably DEVO fans themselves in their younger days. I'm sure they would much rather listen to DEV2.O than the friggin' Wiggles, or whatever other weird crap is popular among the Huggies set these days.
Link
 

How actors remember their lines

How do actors remember pages and pages of lines? Apparently, it's usually not through rote memorization. Cognitive psychologist Helga Noice (Elmhurst College) and her actor/director husband Tony Noice (Indiana State University) have spent twenty years studying the psychology of actors and their techniques. What they found could potentially be used by elderly individuals whose cognitive abilities are declining. The Noices report their latest results in the journal Current Directions in Psychological Science. From an Association for Psychological Science news release:
According to the researchers, the secret of actors' memories is, well, acting. An actor acquires lines readily by focusing not on the words of the script, but on those words' meaning -- the moment-to-moment motivations of the character saying them -- as well as on the physical and emotional dimensions of their performance.

To get inside the character, an actor will break a script down into a series of logically connected "beats" or intentions. Good actors don't think about their lines, but feel their character's intention in reaction to what the other actors do, causing their lines to come spontaneously and naturally. The researchers quote the great British actor Michael Caine: "You must be able to stand there not thinking of that line. You take it off the other actor's face."

The key, the researchers have found, is a process called active experiencing, which they say uses "all physical, mental, and emotional channels to communicate the meaning of material to another person." It is a principle that can be applied off-stage as well as on. For example, students who studied material by imagining conveying its meaning to somebody else who needed the information showed higher retention than those who tried to memorize the material by rote.
Link
 

Katamari Damacy soundtrack translations

A gamer has translated the words to the Japanese songs on the Katamari Damacy soundtrack into English. Katamari Damacy isn't just the rockingest game to be released in years, it's also got the rockingest soundtrack, upbeat songs in a mix of Japanese and English. This site features the fan's translations of the Japanese songs -- they're quite lovely.
I sprinted, I twisted,
I tried to run about everywhere
I spun, I was spun,
I rolled into anything I could find
I was attached, I felt included,
hey! I just picked up so much stuff!

I tried to avoid it, I tried to flee,
But the power was too much, came crashing down on me
I tried to push it, I tried to pull it,
At the end of my rope, I tried to cast it away
I crashed, I snapped,
A huge thrill ran through my body

Link (Thanks, VonGuard!)
 

More on RFIDs of The Beast

I've posted before about Katherine Albrecht, a critic of RFID tags who has been very vocal with her concerns that the tiny electronic identification chips could be a major threat to personal privacy. She co-wrote a book on the subject, called Spychips: How Major Corporations and Government Plan To Track Your Every Move With RFID, published last year by Christian media house Thomas Nelson, Inc. The choice in publishers shouldn't be a surprise as Albrecht has, er, interesting religious concerns about the technology. I just received a press release for a new book she co-wrote that's apparently based on the previous one, but for a more specific market. It's titled The Spychips Threat: Why Christians Should Resist RFID and Electronic Surveillance. From the press release:
The endpoint of this chilling vision (for the future of RFID) is uncannily similar to the prophesies of Revelation--a form of RFID that can be injected into human flesh.

Is RFID the mark of the beast predicted in the Bible? It's on the minds of Christians everywhere, say Katherine Albrecht and Liz McIntyre, authors of "The Spychips Threat: Why Christians Should Resist RFID and Electronic Surveillance." (Nelson Current/January 31, 2006). The authors, who are also seasoned talk radio guests, report it is one of the most frequent questions they field from listeners who call in to speak with them. "When we explain how RFID can be used to uniquely number people and track them remotely, callers connect this technology with the prophesies in the last book of the Bible, and the phone lines light up."

...Already bar patrons have been injected with the devices to get into night clubs and pay for drinks. This has raised a red flag for Christians familiar with Biblical passages that predict a time when a number will be needed to buy or sell.

For the first time in history, we have the technology to number humans and link them to their sales and purchases--even restrict buying and selling. The groundwork is already in place. Millions of Americans routinely flash a numbered card at the check-out line to buy food. Without a credit card it is extremely difficult to purchase airline tickets, reserve a hotel room or a rent car. And now, there is a move to number us all. When human chipping converges with retail numbering systems, the authors warn, man may well have developed something that looks surprisingly similar to the mark of the beast.
Link
 

Satire of warrantless wiretaps

Fafblog -- easily the funniest political satire appearing online or off -- has published an excellent Q&A regarding Bush's stance on warrantless wiretaps:
[Q...] But is it legal for the president to ignore the law?

A. Maybe not according to plain ol stupid ol regular law, but we're at war! You don't go to war with regular laws, which are made outta red tape and bureaucracy and Neville Chamberlain. You go to war with great big strapping War Laws made outta tanks and cold hard steel and the American Fightin Man and WAR, KABOOOOOOM!

Q. How does a War Bill become a War Law?

A. It all begins with the president, who submits a bill to the president. If a majority of both the president and the president approve the bill, then it passes on to the president, who may veto it or sign it into law. And even then the president can override himself with a two-thirds vote.

Link
 

Censorship: Comparisons of Google China and Google


Phillip sez, "To make for more transparency in the discussion on Google's censorship in China, I've collected a selection of search results which differ in Google.cn and Google.com. For example, for the keyword "tibet" over 33 million pages seem to be missing on Google.cn." (Thanks, Phillip!) Link
 

Lego orrery

This handsome, working orrery (a mechanical device for showing the relationship between celestial bodies -- Earth, Luna and Sol here) is built from standard legos and other bits and pieces. Link (via Gizmodo)
 

Money-tracking web-game informs mathematical model of epidemics

A web-game that encourages people to track the serial numbers of dollar bills as they move around the country has produced the best model to date for explaining some of the ways that infections diseases spread. Where's George? players mark their bills with WHERESGEORGE.COM; visitors to the site are encouraged to enter the serial number of the bill they've found and where they got it. In this way, the passage of a dollar-bill (or some other piece of infection) can be tracked around the country.

Researchers at the Max Planck Institute used the data-set from Where's George? to compile a highly accurate model of human travel, which, in turn, has been key to understanding the way that diseases spread:

The physicists were intrigued: Like viruses, money is transported by people from place to place. They found that the human movements follow what are known as universal scaling laws (from local to regional to long-distance scales). Using the game data, they developed a powerful mathematical theory that describes the observed movements of travelers amazingly well over distances from just a few kilometers to a few thousand. The study represents a major breakthrough for the mathematical modeling of the spread of epidemics.
Link (via Dan Gillmor)

Update: Amara sez, "a similar effort has been underway since 2002 in Europe with the introduction of the Euro. The Euro coin has two sides, one side which shows the same design in every Eurozone country, while the other side shows a design specific to the European country that minted it. Therefore, from 2002, scientists have had a natural laboratory to follow the movements of people because the introduction of that coin (location and time) in this process is precisely known. The Euro diffusion process can therefore show how epidemics spread and can show to what extent are Europeans integrating, and what are their travel patterns. A successful study depends on many people emptying their pockets and recording what is there, however, this link provides such a means to record your pockets.

Update 2: Ryan sez, "they actually only track Euro *notes*, not coins. Also, WheresGeorge.com has a brother Canadian site, called WheresWilly.com (after Wilfred Laurier, the man on the $5)."

 

How the malicious software on Sony CDs works

Security researchers at Princeton are making great strides in picking apart the systems used by copy-restriction companies to corrupt the CDs sold by music labels like Sony-BMG. Princeton's Alex Halderman has published preliminary results of his and Ed Felten's work on reverse-engineering the Digital Rights Management systems that were the subject of so much controversy when Sony was caught infecting its customers' computers with them: MediaMax from Suncomm and XCP from First4Internet.

Halderman's paper shows that these systems contain numerous implementation mistakes that would make it simple to circumvent them, once their presence was known:

The MediaMax watermark fails to satisfy the indelibility and unforgeability requirements of an ideal disc recognition system. Far from being indelible, the mark is surprisingly brittle. Most advanced designs for robust audio watermarks manipulate the audio in the frequency domain and attempt to resist removal by lossy compression, multiple conversions between digital and analog formats, and other common transformation. In contrast, the MediaMax watermark is applied in the time domain and is rendered undetectable by even minor changes to the file. An adversary without any knowledge of the watermark’s design could remove it by converting the tracks to a lossy format like MP3 and then burning them back to a CD, which can be accomplished easily with standard consumer applications. This would result in some minor loss of fidelity, but a more sophisticated adversary could prevent the mark from being detected with almost no degradation by flipping the least significant of one carefully chosen sample from each of the 30 watermark clusters, thereby preventing the mark from exhibiting the pattern required by the detector.
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Previous installments of the Sony DRM Debacle Roundup: Part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV, Part V

 

Graphic of Sony sinking its roots into your life

Metin produced this lovely graphic of Sony sinking its roots into your stuff for a Dutch magazine article about Sony's notorious practice of deliberately infecting its customers' computers with malicious software in the name of controlling music-copying. Link (Thanks, Metin!)

Previous installments of the Sony DRM Debacle Roundup: Part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV, Part V

 

Duck Hunt/1945 mashup game

Duck Hunt 1945 is a Flash game that combines the classic video games Duck Hunt and 1945 -- you are armed with a machinegun and charged with shooting ducks and emeny soldiers. Link (via Wonderland)
 

Knitted power-cable

A crafter is selling this totally nonfunctional (but weirdly compelling) knitted power-cable on Etsy for $15. Link (Thanks, Alice!)
 

Penetrative sex improves public speaking

A researcher at the University of Paisley has determined that having regular penetrative sex (and only penetrative sex) makes people into better, more relaxed public speakers:
For a fortnight, 24 women and 22 men kept diaries of how often they engaged in various forms of sex.

Then they underwent a stress test involving public speaking and performing mental arithmetic out loud.

Volunteers who had had penetrative intercourse were found to be the least stressed, and their blood pressure returned to normal faster than those who had engaged in other forms of sexual activity such as masturbation.

Those who abstained from any form of sexual activity at all had the highest blood pressure response to stress.

Link (Thanks, Olivia!)

Update: Ken sez, "Just because people who have sex are less stressed doesn't mean that the sex causes them be that way. At least as plausible is that they have more sex _because_ they are less stressed and recover from stress more quickly-- stress and staying steamed being a turn-off, in general, not to mention physiological effects of stress on performance, for men."

 

Papercraft Saturn V rocket

Geogrif points us to "downloadable PDF files for printing, cutting, and assembling into a 1:48 scale model of the Apollo V rocket. From the Lower Hudson Valley Paper Model Club's gift shop. They have more models, including a Werner Von Braun (et al.) Mars rocket design from the 1950s." Link (Thanks, Geogrif!)
 

Google Cache is legal

A court has ruled that Google's cacheing and displaying of millions of web-pages is legal. Google Cache is the service that offers to show you stored versions of the web-pages that turn up in the results for your Google searches. Until recently, no court had ruled on the legality of this, and it was unclear whether this would qualify as a "fair use." If not, Google and a number of other cacheing services (particularly the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine) would have been in deep trouble.

A district court in Nevada brought down the ruling yesterday, deciding that Google was not breaking the law because it honors the "robots.txt" and "nocache" headers, because it automatically caches without human intervention, because cacheing is a fair use, and because this activity falls into a copyright exemption called a "safe harbor."

Blake Field, an author and attorney, brought the copyright infringement lawsuit against Google after the search engine automatically copied and cached a story he posted on his website. The district court found that Mr. Field “attempted to manufacture a claim for copyright infringement against Google in hopes of making money from Google’s standard [caching] practice.” Google responded that its Google Cache feature, which allows Google users to link to an archival copy of websites indexed by Google, does not violate copyright law.
Link (Thanks, Fred!)
 

I am the very model of a Singularitarian -- transcendent song-parody

Over on KurzweilAI, someone has rewritten the words to Gibert and Sullivan's "I am the Very Model of a Modern Major General" as "I am the very model of a Singularitarian," with lyrics celebrating the drive to transcend the flesh.
I am the very model of a Singularitarian
I'm combination Transhuman, Immortalist, Extropian,
Aggressively I'm changing all my body's biochemistry
Because my body's heritage is obsolete genetically,
Replacing all the cells each month it's here just temporarily
The pattern of my brain and body's where there's continuity,
I'll try to improve these patterns with optimal biology,
("But how will I do that? I need to be smarter. Ah, yes...")
I'll expand my mental faculties by merging with technology,
Expand his mental faculties by merging with technology,
Expand his mental faculties by merging with technology
Expand his mental faculties by merging with technology
There's an MP3, but it's in some ridiculous streaming-media wrapper that wouldn't just open and play in my browser, so I have no idea what it sounds like. How silly. Link (Thanks, Matt!)

Update: Andre sent us a working MP3 link -- thanks, Andre!

 

Vintage UK electronics ads

Here's a lovely collection of vintage British electronics/high tech ads -- like this ad for Lorival plastics. Link (Thanks, MDK!)
 

Library's one-year anniversary of lending video-games

A librarian reports on a year-long experiment at his workplace in lending out video-games to the public. Some were stolen, lots were played to hell and back, and the library kept a leaderboard, too:
Licensed games, sports titles and franchise titles rule the day. It's what people know and want. But I have also found that it doesn't really matter what we have on the shelf. If it's there, someone will check it out. Perennial unknown classic Beyond Good & Evil and side scrolling shooter Gradius V are numbers 11 and 12 on that list. When all you see is roughly three to seven games on the shelf at any one time building a "quality" collection takes a back seat to building a bigger collection. But the added bonus is that people may play something that they never would have before. Never underestimate the lure of the word FREE.
Link (via Makeblog)
 

VIntage signs of Sacramento

Here's a lovely collection of photos of vintage retail signs from Sacramento -- these things are so gorgeous, decayed, lush and nostalgic. I'm a sucker, in particular, for any motel sign advertising COLOR TV. Link, Link to Flickr "neon" tag, Link to Flickr "sign" tag (Thanks, Max!)
 

Robert Silverberg on Philip K. Dick

In the new issue of Asimov's Science Fiction, SF author Robert Silverberg writes about Philip K. Dick and Artificial Life Inc.'s Vivienne, the "networked movile interactive companion... waiting for your loving care." Silverberg reflects on the flirtbot as yet another figment of PKD's imagination that has recently become (sur)reality. From Silverberg's essay:
We live in the twenty-first century. Philip K. Dick helped to invent it.

The standard critical view of Dick, the great science fiction writer who died in 1982, is that the main concern of his work lay with showing us that reality isn’t what we think it is. Like most clichés, that assessment of Dick has a solid basis in fact (assuming, that is, that after reading Dick you are willing to believe that anything has a solid basis in fact). Many of his books and stories did, indeed, show their characters’ surface reality melting away to reveal quite a different universe beneath.

But the games Dick played with reality were not, I think, the most remarkable products of his infinitely imaginative mind. At the core of his thinking was an astonishingly keen understanding of the real world he lived in—the world of the United States, subsection California, between 1928 and 1982—and it was because he had such powerful insight into the reality around him that he was able to perform with such great imaginative force one of the primary jobs of the science fiction writer, which is to project present-day reality into a portrayal of worlds to come. Dick’s great extrapolative power is what has given him such posthumous popularity in Hollywood. Blade Runner, Total Recall, Minority Report, and half a dozen other Dick-derived movies, though not always faithful to Dick’s original story plots, all provide us with that peculiarly distorted Dickian view of reality which, it turns out, was his accurate assessment of the way his own twentieth-century world was going to evolve into the jangling, weirdly distorted place that we encounter in our daily lives.
Link (Thanks, Dave Gill!)
 

Smallest fish in the world

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Scientists have discovered the smallest known fish in the world. Found in swamps on Sumatra, Paedocyprisis only 7.9mm long. Unfortunately, their diverse habitat, home to other species that aren't found anywhere else, is threatened by logging, agriculture, and the spread of cities. From London's Natural History Museum:
 Science News Img Life Smallestfish250106 The tiny, see-through Paedocypris fish have the appearance of larvae and have a reduced head skeleton, which leaves the brain unprotected by bone.

They live in dark tea-coloured waters with an acidity of pH3, which is at least 100 times more acidic than rainwater.

'This is one of the strangest fish that I've seen in my whole career', said Ralf Britz, zoologist at the Natural History Museum.

'It's tiny, it lives in acid and it has these bizarre grasping fins. I hope we'll have time to find out more about them before their habitat disappears completely.'
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Myst rocket really flies

 Gallery Images Myst Robyn Miller says: [A guy named Jack Hagerty] hand-built a Myst rocket to exact scale and -- man, this is so freakin' cool -- she actually flies!"
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Dance Dance Revolution at 765 schools

West Virginia public schools are the latest to bring Dance Dance Revolution into the classroom to help fight youth obesity. The schools aren't buying the arcade consoles though, but rather Xboxes, TVs, and the DDR mats. The game will be, er, rolled out in 765 of the public schools before next year. Apparently, it's the largest of the DDR at school programs yet. Konami will get $30 for each game. From the San Francisco Chronicle:
Officials at Konami, who are helping shape the physical education program, said they are pleased that their games are being used to help children become more fit. They said it makes sense in this era of high-tech gadgets and media-savvy kids to use so-called exergames to inspire activity.

"Kids are high-tech now," said Clara Gilbert, director of business partnerships for Konami. "This fits into their lifestyle. It's fun and it's music they're familiar with. The important thing is they're having fun while working out."
Link (Thanks, Sean Ness!)
 

It's "Mary Blair Week" at the ASIFA-Hollywood Animation Archive blog

 Pics Maryblair01 Stephen Worth says: "This week is 'Mary Blair Week' at the ASIFA-Hollywood Animation Archive Blog. We're digitizing and posting images from Blair's big Golden Book, Little Verses. The illustrations in this book originally appeared in the magazine Highlights For Children in the early 50s. These paintings were the seed of the idea for the 'It's A Small World: A Salute to UNICEF' exhibit at the 1964 New York World's Fair... which ended up as an attraction at Disneyland. I've got a batch of images up now, and I'll be posting more on Thursday night.
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Thumb Thing helps you keep books open

Frequent Boing Boing and Make contributor Charles Platt is guest editing Kevin Kelly's Cool Tools newsletter, and his picks are wonderful.
Picture 2-46 When I was a teenager I remember reading a science-fiction story which predicted that by the 21st century, information would be piped directly into the brain. In the story, a character encountered that most archaic object, an old-fashioned book, and felt appalled that people in the 20th century had been forced to endure so much physical discomfort, holding books and turning their pages manually--or trying to prevent the pages from turning if there was a breeze.

Well, here we are in 2006, and the science-fiction prediction has failed to pan out. While we're waiting for wetware implants, we'll just have to make do with a stopgap solution: A plastic thumb aid.

It costs $3. Link
 

Tim Biskup's Acid Head figurine

Artist Tim Biskup announced the production of his ACID HEAD 8" figurine.
Acidhead The 8" tall "Dunny" is a shared exclusive by Kidrobot and Rotofugi and is being released in an edition of 1000.
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Plush robot with girl inside.

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Artists Amanda and Michelle have started a blog, with plenty of great art links. I love Michelle's plush robot with a girl inside who is controlling the one-eyed mechanical man with a red-knobbed lever. Link
 

Anti-globalization course is CC licensed and you can tune in tonight

Tonight you can tune into a live streaming cast of a Creative Commons-licensed course at the University of Lethbridge, Alberta. Matt sez,
Globalization Since 1492 is an interdisciplinary university course that is broadcast live and released as a video podcast under a creative commons license. We are trying to create a forum for global discussion using videoconferencing, live video streams and video podcasts. Tonight's class features guests Denis Rancourt and Marc Spooner from the University of Ottawa, the topics include reflecting on the corporatization of universities, academic freedom, and activism within the university.
Link (Thanks, Matt!)
 

Wall of shame for crummy landlords

Trembicky.com is a new site for posting horror-stories about crummy landlords. It's named after the crummy Park Slope, Brooklyn landlord of the site's founder.

I had a real pair of slumlords, Jan Minar and Michael Williams at 48 Sycamore in San Francisco -- they wouldn't fix leaky ceilings, broken window locks, faulty blinds, and best of all, they "fixed" my faulty heater by disabling the safety apparatus that was supposed to shut it off when it started spilling gas and CO2 into the apartment. When it was all over, they ripped me off for part of my security deposit. They wouldn't pay interest on my deposit, either -- they claimed that all the interest was being eaten up by the "costs" of maintaining it. When I asked for an accounting of these costs, they sent me an invoice that listed expenses like "60 minutes waiting at bank to open account, @ $80/hour: $80." It would have been funny if they hadn't been overcharging me, breaking the law, and creating potentially fatal living conditions with their "maintenance."

I think it's a great idea to start a wall-of-shame for rotten landlords. I've had great landlords before (hello, Jim Johnson!), but it's really hard to tell in advance whether you're going to get the shaft when you sign your lease.

On December 14, after almost two full days of heat just at the legal minimum, the outside temperature drops, and it's 62 degrees inside. I post a letter on Gloria's door and call 311 to file a complaint. Later that afternoon, Gloria comes to our apartment with a variety of excuses for the temperature: our thermometer is no good, she says. I offer to get a new one. We have the thermometer placed too low; it should be at forehead level, she says. I move it to a high shelf and confirm with her that this is acceptable placement.

"You have to have sweater, like me," she says. "Even President today has sweater on." What this has to do with her sub-legal building management is not clear. I tell her that I keep myself bundled up all the time in warm winter clothes, and it's still cold.

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Business 2.0 's 101 Dumbest Moments in Business for 2006

B2.0 editor Todd Lappin says: "Business 2.0 just posted the 101 Dumbest Moments in Business for 2006. This is the magazine's lovingly-compiled list of the most outrageous blunders, embarrassing gaffes, and boneheaded executive decisions perpetrated over the course of the previous year, all in the name of making a corporate buck. And what a rich year it was: With so much material to choose from, Sony BMG's malware CD debacle didn't even crack the top 10. The complete list is posted here." Link

Reader comment: Dead Addict says: "You noted that the Sony DRM debacle didn't make the top-ten list -- in fact it did as it places #2."

Reader comment: Andrew says: "A reader commented on your "Business 2.0" post about the Sony DRM debacle making number 2 on the list of dumbest business moments. Don't quite know where he got that information from, 'cause it would seem to me like it's sitting quite nicely at 13. It did however win in the Digital Rights category, and as such is in the "10 dumbest moments", which features the winner from a range of categories."

 

Free-ish mechanical paper dragon kit

The maker of this gorgeous mechanical papercraft dragon has a cool business model: you can download the PDFs necessary to build the automata for free, but if you build it successfully, he asks for a $5 donation. The mechanical motion of this one is amazing, check out the animation. Link (via Paperforest)

Update: Chris sez, "This easy to assemble paper dragon is a 'hollow face' illusion, so it appears to watch you as you walk across the room."

 

UK music industry execs can't talk straight about DRM

The BBC asked execs from the British Phonogram Institute (the UK's answer to RIAA), Napster, HMV, and IFPI (international RIAA) a series of questions about digital rights management technologies, which are used to restrict the freedoms of people who buy music instead of downloading it from unauthorized services. In general they spun their answers, avoided the hard questions, and reverted to talking points. Ewan Spence has done a masterful job of deconstructing their responses:
Question: Do you believe people who are buying CDs legally and copying that music to an iPod should be punished - as they are, in fact, breaking the law?

Peter Jamieson, BPI:
Consumers don't have the right to copy CDs in the UK and never have, and though we've never brought action against anyone for private copying, the advent of peer-to-peer and digital distribution has turned the issue on its head. (the average Ipod user has bought 20 tracks from ITMS. Where does Jamieson think the other gigabytes are coming from? Shall we sue them all? - Ewan)

Link (Thanks, Ewan!)
 

Dunebuggy memories from the 50s/60s/70s

This page features lavish photos and personal reminisces from a guy whose father built a series of amazing dunebuggies in the fifties, sixties and seventies; the descriptions of the buggies and the fine days at the beach they engendered are really charming and lovely.
Pop took the frame rails from his earlier dune buggy to make the one above, which used his first overhead valve engine, a Ford 352 Police Interceptor. This was the first buggy of ours to use grooved implement tires and dual rear wheels. I think Don Deupser did the welding on this one.

We are on top of "Big Hill," and the dune buggy in the background is where we camped and barbequed all the time. My brother Fred is on the left, I'm in the middle, and Pop is on the right. Note the polished aluminum Mickey Thompson valve covers. These have stayed with all the Ford powered dune buggies and cars in the family since this photo was taken in 1966-67. The gold colored ignition coil is on my pickup today, and the valve covers were on my Fairlane, and are now on the rebuilt dune buggy shown on more of my dune buggy pages.

Link (via Hooptyrides)
 

Szukalski article from Happy Mutant Handbook

Stang Szukalski02Yesterday on Mad Professor, I reviewed a book by the great artist Stanlislav Szukalski titled Behold!!! The Protong. In the comments section, Stefan Jones pointed out that "in 'SubGenius' theology, it was humans whose ancestors made whoopy with yeti who were the superior ones."

He's correct. In a book I co-edited with my fellow bOING bOING editors in 1995 titled The Happy Mutant Handbook, we ran an excellent article by Rev. Ivan Stang (founder of the Church of the SubGenius) about Szukalski and his theories on Yeti-Human inbreeding. I think it is my favorite article in the book. This morning, I scanned it and posted it. I hope you enjoy it, because I spent over an hour fussing with the OCR application to convert the page scans to text.
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Pesco comment: "Szukalski's work is on the cover of the Nov/Dec issue of Juxtapoz."

 

BBC report on UK gamers from 6-65

BBC Creative Research and Development have just released a stellar research report on gamers' habits in the UK -- how people from six to 65 play, what they play, why they play, and how they got to playing. It's a real eye-opener -- and chock full of stats-candy in sweet charts.
Contrary to popular belief, the gender split between gamers is fairly even across all age groups. Although female gamers never overtake their male counterpart, the figures are particularly even in the youngest and oldest gaming groups. Between the ages of 16-35 the ratio of males to females is slightly higher, but the stereotype of a large gender gap in gamers - in any age group - is untrue.

Females and males do however display some different prefer- ences in gaming categories. Simulations and MMOGs perform equally well with males and females, while RPGs and Strategy fare only marginally better with males. Females then show strong approval for Music/Dance, Puzzles/Board/Quiz, and Classic games. Males show strong approval for Action- Adventure, Racing, Sports, and First Person Shooters. Simula- tions and MMOGs seem to be key to attracting audiences of both genders equally: Sports and Shooting category games generally hold the lowest appeal for females, although it should be noted that this doesn't mean they have no appeal: 12% of females play First Person Shooters.

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Euro junk-food companies will stop advertising to young kids

European junk-food companies like Cadbury and Coke will stop directing their advertising at young children, introduce low-calorie and sugar-free versions of their products, and downsize their serving-sizes:
As part of the proposals, Unesda members have undertaken to not to put "any marketing communication in printed media, websites or during broadcast programmes specifically aimed at children under the age of 12".

It also will "avoid any direct appeal to children under the age of 12 to persuade parents or other adults to buy beverages for them".

Direct commercial activity will halt completely in primary schools "unless otherwise requested by school authorities", while in secondary schools "a full range of beverages will be made available in appropriate container sizes, allowing for portion control" only after consultation with parents and educators.

Vending machines will not be branded and will promote healthy and active lifestyles, as well as balanced diet.

Nutrition labels on cans and bottles will be improved to let consumers know what they are drinking and help them control calorie intake.

The companies claim that this is because their customers are demanding healthy alternatives, but I think it's because they're running scared of the regulators of Europe's free-health-care social democracies: as the public cost of obesity soars, how long until Europe's governments try to recoup a little of that expense from the calorie-pushers? Link
 

Norwegian ombudsman to review iTunes terms of service

The Consumer Council of Norway, an independent consumer watchdog group, has asked the Norwegian Consumer Ombudsman to review the license terms under which songs from the iTunes Music Store are sold -- among other things, these terms allow Apple to change the terms under which you can use the music you buy after you buy it:
In order to purchase music from iTunes the consumer has to agree to a set of terms. After a review of these terms the Consumer Council of Norway found several of to be highly questionable.

- The terms of use are unreasonable so we are asking the Consumer Ombudsman to use § 9a of The Marketing Control Act to force a change of the terms, says senior advisor Torgeir Waterhouse.

- iTunes can change the your rights to the music after you downloaded it. This is a violation of basic Principles of consumer contract law. Consumers who wants to play they're music on a non-iPod player must first remove the copy protection, this removal for legitimate private use is however stopped buy iTunes DRM technology and Terms of Use. iTunes stopping this removal for legitimate private use like playing the music on a non-iPod mp3 player is obviously in violation of the Copyright Act, says Waterhouse.

The Consumer Council of Norway find the terms to be unbalanced and highly in favour of iTunes as one party in the entered agreement.

- The consumer is granted few or no rights while iTunes provides itself with several unfair rights according to Waterhouse.

Link (Thanks, Jo!)
 

Heart-shaped soap that's shaped like a real heart

With Valentine's Day fast approaching, what better pressie for the anatomy geek in your life than this anatomically correct heart-shaped soap? Link (Thanks, Chateau Bizarre!)
 

Iran blocks BBC's Persian website

The BBC reports that Iranian authorities have, for the first time, begun blocking the BBC's Persian language website. Link
 

Future American lawyers protest Attorney General's speech


Snip: "Alberto Gonzales spoke before law students at Georgetown today, justifying illegal, unauthorized surveilance of US citizens, but during the course of his speech the students in class did something pretty ballsy and brave. They got up from their seats and turned their backs to him. (...) additional students came into the room, wearing black cowls and carrying a simple banner, written on a sheet." Link. (Thanks, Jake Appelbaum)

 

Massive busts of warez groups reported in Europe today

Releaselog reported this morning that law enforcement groups in Europe raided more than 300 homes and offices in Germany, Austria, Holland, Poland and the Czech Republic, confiscating servers and other evidence allegedly linked to several top warez groups. Link. Related items at Slyck (link) and P2Pnet (link).

Reader comment: Holger Lembke says,

you missed the real funny part of the message: "In Germany offices of GVU, short for Gesellschaft zur Verletzung von Urheberrechtsverletzungen eV ("German Federation Against Copyright Theft", so they are the hunters) have been raided, too." Why? Because prosecutor assume that they paid at least for one of the servers hardware and the admin. So it looks like IOH (island of hope, main server) was more or less a GUV honeypot... attracting the spread members of the release groups around one server and get them more easy. release groups are short of money and hardware, so giving them the needed hardware and some money lures them out of the hideouts.

This is what this report says.

 

Okay, *do* be evil: Google launches censored google.cn in China

On Good Morning Silicon Valley, John Murrell writes:

Apparently you can scratch "censorship in pursuit of profit" off your list of Things That Are Evil. On Wednesday, Google plans to roll out google.cn, a version of its search service custom tailored to the specs of the Chinese government and designed to reach China's 100 million Web surfers without returning counterrevolutionary results for searches on, say, Taiwan or Tiananmen. Google's China campaign won't include its blogging or mail services, because those can't be controlled as easily and, the company says, could put it in the awkward position of dealing with government demands for personal info.

The decision was reached after what was described as an excruciating internal debate, but the company finally decided, in the words of Andrew McLaughlin, senior policy counsel, "We firmly believe, with our culture of innovation, Google can make meaningful and positive contributions to the already impressive pace of development in China."

Link (Thanks, Andrew)

Reader comment: Shannon Larratt, publisher of BMEzine, says,

They've been doing this for some time in Germany as you recall; they continue to remove BMEzine.com from the search results: Link.
 

A simple prescription for keeping Google's records out of government hands.

A brilliant analysis piece on Gonzales v. Google by Tim Wu in Slate:
Google and other search engines argue—with some justification—that preserving search records is important to making their product the best it can be. By looking at trillions of search-result pages, Google, for example, can do things like offer a good guess when you've spelled something wrong – "Did you mean: Condoleezza Rice?" And Google's "Zeitgeist" feature is able to tell you what the top searches are every week and year—a neat way of tracking other people's passing obsessions. But even though keeping such logs may make their product better, or more fun on the margin, the justifications for keeping so many secrets in such a vulnerable place are just too weak.

Imagine we were to find out one day that Starbucks had been recording everyone's conversations for the purpose of figuring out whether cappuccino is more popular than macchiato. Sure, the result, on the margin, might be a better coffee product. And, yes, we all know, or should, that our conversations at Starbucks aren't truly private. But we'd prefer a coffee shop that wasn't listening—and especially one that won't later be able to identify the macchiato lovers by name. We need to start to think about search engines the same way and demand the same freedoms.

It all goes back to this basic point: How free you are corresponds exactly to how free you think you are.

Link

Previously:
Search and privacy: Danny Sullivan, Declan, GoogleAnon  
Xeni on NPR "Talk of The Nation": Search Engines and Privacy Rights
HOWTO anonymize your search history
DoJ search requests: Google said no; Yahoo, AOL, MSN yes
DoJ demands user search records from Google

 

Laughter aids cardiovascular health

Researchers have shown that laughter boosts blood flow, something that's good for the heart. University of Maryland cardiologists showed comedic clips of Kingpin and There's Something About Mary, and the opening sequence of Saving Private Ryan to twenty healthy subjects. According to the study, the laughter induced by the funny clips caused 50 percent more blood to flow in the subjects' brachial arteries than occurred while they viewed the stressful footage from Private Ryan. From Scientific American:
In fact, being light-hearted boosted blood flow about the same amount as light exercise or drugs that lower cholesterol. Drama-induced stress, on the other hand, cut that rate by as much as angry memories or mental calculations. "What that suggests, at the very least, is that laughter on a regular basis will undo some of the excess stress we face in our everyday lives," (researcher Michael) Miller notes. "Patients at risk for cardiovascular disease should loosen up a bit."
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Jack Abramoff homoerotic thriller: Red Scorpion (starring Dolph Lundgren)

Picture 3-41 numlok says:"Jack Abramoff used to be a Hollywood movie writer/producer. He made one (incredibly bad) film: Red Scorpion. This quicktime trailer is an excellent "reimagining" of that movie a'la Brokeback Mountain.
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HOWTO make chocolate speed

DillDoe has a neat recipe for making highly-caffeinated chocolate treats. The only ingredients are semi-sweet chocolate and coffee beans. From the HOWTO:
The chocolate does a great job in masking/integrating the coffee taste. It kinda taste like crunchy Oreo cookies crumbs covered in chocolate. The first batch I made (about 9 pieces) I ate while watching TV cause it tasted so good I couldn't stop eating it. Big mistake cause it kept me up almost all night. So if you need to pull an all nighter than go ahead and pig out!
Link (via MAKE: Blog)
 

Coop's new painting, step-by-step

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The mind-bendingly stupendous Coop has completed his latest painting, a 6' x 12' monster-sized homage to the two most wonderful things on earth: retro video games and the human female. He describes the process of creating this painting on his blog. Link

Reader comment: Sean Bonner, co-owner of sixspace gallery in Los Angeles, says: "We're going to be displaying this completed painting this weekend at the sixspace booth in Santa Monica at ArtLA."

 

Xeni on PBS "News Hour with Jim Lehrer": WaPo kills comments

Today's edition of The News Hour with Jim Lehrer on PBS will feature a discussion about online interaction between news organizations and readers -- namely, the Washington Post's recent decision to close its online comments after the troll action got out of hand. Washingtonpost.com editor Jim Brady will be among the guests, and I will be participating, too. Here is a related story in the New York Times by David Carr.
Link to archived audio, video, transcript.
 

Universal DRM dystopia

Tarmle has written a chilling dystopian account of the world that might emerge if DRM becomes universal:
Going to the movies is not what it used to be. Security at the studio-owned theatres is heavy, it's not a trip to be taken lightly. But if you want to see the film everyone is talking about without waiting a year for the home release, you have little choice. When you enter the lobby the first thing you see are long ranks of tiny, thumbprint activated lockers. This is where you must leave all of your electronics, your personal server and peripherals, even your watch, and you had better not be wearing smart spectacles or contacts. As you enter the security zone you're scanned for anything you may have forgotten. Cochlea and optical implants must be capable of responding with a coded RF identification signal to indicate their systems are secure and cannot record. People with older models, or models implanted abroad where such interrogation is illegal, are turned away. Perhaps they would like to see one of the older releases? Once through the scanner you must submit to a biometric ID test - this is where the known bloggers, hackers and spoilers are ejected. Finally there is the non-disclosure agreement to be signed - these days most moviegoers choose to sign via the MPAAs annual subscription, just trying to take some of the hassle out of visiting the cinema. Finally you get to see the film. In the auditorium the audience is constantly scanned by an AI looking for suspicious activity, so don't rummage in your pockets for too long. It's strange that all this effort to protect the movie industry has done so little to improve the movies.
Link (Thanks, Tarmle!)

Update: Albert sez, "I have written a piece describing what happens outside USA when bad guys win.

 

Music video tells story of Atari's E.T. game debacle

An indie band has made a music video featuring the story of the misbegotten Atari E.T. game cartridge. The game stank on ice and millions of copies were buried in a landfill -- the song's pretty good too. Link (Thanks, Terry!)
 

Under-bed nightlight

 Solutions Images Us Local Products Detail 69879 The Blue Moon Night Light is designed to fit under your bed for a floor-level glow so you can "get up in the middle of the night without tripping or stubbing your toes on the bed frame." Of course, the 14 LEDs also act as a great reading light for the monsters. It's $29.95 from Solutions.
Link (via Strange New Products)
 

Pinewood derby car with webcam

One of my favorite memories from Cub Scouts was building a pinewood derby race car. Mine was red and my mother painted an incredible likeness of Snoopy on the side. My dad and I weighted it to the maximum limit by hollowing out the bottom and inserting a big steel ball. My car won 1st place in the troop competition.

That was over 30 years ago. Today, Mark Seremet emailed me this photo of the racer he and and his son Matthew built.

 Weblog Racer1We wanted to do something entirely different and decided on mounting a very small camera to it along with an LED in the back to look like a jet engine. It was powered by a 9V battery which also served as the car's weight. The car broadcast wirelessly to a receiver which we recorded on mini-DV. We won 7 prizes and finished 4th in the races.

Dig that wild paint job! Link
 

Review of a wooden punch-out clock kit

Krazydad bought an Ascent wooden gear clock kit, and had a delightful, and sometimes challenging, time putting it together.
 40 90682693 Dfa1Bf5167 MThe Ascent kit arrived in a slim box which was about one foot by three feet. All the components are cleverly designed to fit within this package - the clock appears to be designed expressely for the mail order business.

Most of the parts are laser cut plywood. There are also some dowels, screws, nylon washers and string. The kit comes with a detailed and helpful 43 page instruction manual, that is *much* better than the terse instructions that come with IKEA furniture. Jeff is very careful to navigate you through most of the potential “gotchas” that will occur during the construction process. I started working on the clock about 2 and a half weeks ago, working mostly on weekends. All in all, I’ve probably spent about 20 hours on it thus far.

Link
 

Jailed Iranian blogger taken to his college exams in handcuffs


25 year old Mojtaba Saminejad has been in prison in Iran since February, 2005 for "insulting the Supreme Guide" and inciting "immorality" on his blog. He was escorted in handcuffs to take exams at Azad University in Tehran last Saturday.

The human rights organization Reporters Without Borders issued a statement today "welcom[ing] the fact that the Iranian courts have allowed him to continue his university course," and calling for Saminejad's release. "We have never stopped our condemnation of the unfair conviction of this young student who has been imprisoned for nearly a year for posting a few messages on the Internet," read the statement, "We urge the authorities to show leniency. Bloggers like Mojtaba represent no threat to Iranian society. On the contrary, they support the emergence of a citizen's debate."

Image: Saminejad photographed inside his school in Tehran, as he entered to take his exam. Here is his former blog: Link, and here is a new url.

 

Simulated limbs, torsos, orifii and stuff

Today's post on rectal exam simulators prompted Brady to write in about "Limbs and Things" (I kid you not), a medical supply house that sells artificial limbs, torsos, orifices, guts and stuff for people learning to palpate and prod -- pictured here, a healthy uterus. Link (Thanks, Brady!)
 

Michael Frumin's screen grab for 3D data

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My friend Michael Frumin is a researcher director at tech/art gallery Eyebeam's OpenLab. His latest project is the OpenGLExtractor (OGLE), essentially a "screen grab" application for 3D data. For example, Frumin used his software to capture a World of Warcraft character from within the game and physically rendered it using a 3D printer. He also mashed up characters from SecondLife and Google Earth, and imported chunks of Google Earth data into Maya. OGLE seems to be a pretty amazing tool for blurring the virtual and real. From Mike's OGLE introduction:
The primary motivation for developing OGLE is to make available for re-use the 3D forms we see and interact with in our favorite 3D applications. Video gamers have a certain love affair with characters from their favorite games; animators may wish to reuse environments or objects from other applications or animations which don't provide data-level access; architects could use this to bring 3D forms into their proposals and renderings; and digital fabrication technologies make it possible to automatically instantiate 3D objects in the real world.
Link
 

Transcript of Lessig's in-game interview

Lawrence Lessig conducted an in-game interview in Second Life, a virtual world that allows players to assign Creative Commons licenses to their in-game works. The lightly edited transcript is online and as always, it's fascinating reading:
HL: In your argument before the Supreme Court, Justice Kennedy asks you for empirical evidence that extending copyright has impeded cultural progress. You keep the focus on a point of Constitutional law, though you now regret not citing such evidence. If you could do it over again, what empirical evidence would you give Justice Kennedy and the Court?

LL: Yeah. It was a good question. The problem is it's hard to point to evidence as in stuff people have counted. But things since then have made the issue clearer. Think for example about the Google book search project. Google wants to index 18,000,000 books and make them searchable. If the book is in copyright, you'll get a "snippet" around the search. If it is not in copyright, then you can see the full book. Of the 18 million books, 16% are out of copyright. 9% are in copyright and in print.

That means 75% are in copyright, but out of print.

Now the publishers say you need to ask permission before you index these books. But how do you ask the 75% of 18 million authors when we have no list of copyright owners, no record of who owns the rights, no way to track down current claimants at all. Yet it stands in the way-- and now threatens Google with a huge law suit-- because the term gets extended and extended. The term for the framers was 14 years, renewable once. It is now life of the author plus 70 years-- which for someone creating in the way Irving Berlin did, would be 140 years.

So, Justice Kennedy, does blocking access to 50-75% of the books in our tradition constitute a burden on our culture?

Link (Thanks, James!)
 

Free limited access to the Oxford English Dictionary for Britons

Tom sez, "In conjunction with a six-part series showing on the BBC at the moment, the Oxford English Dictionary is allowing free access to the full dictionary with all the fascinating citations and etymologies." While this is deeply cool, there are two genuinely sucky caveats: one, this will vanish when the show finishes its first season and two, the OED is using whacky IP-address filtering to try to limit this to Britain. Cos, you know, people outside of Britain aren't interested in speaking English. Link (Thanks, Tom!)

Update: Frankie sez, "Non-British (or British with weird IP) readers can use http://www.daveproxy.co.uk/ to access the site."

 

Solar hearing aids for use in sub-Saharan Africa

A Botswana company that makes hearing aids for developing countries has shipped a small, solar-charged, ruggedized hearing aid specifically designed for use in sub-Saharan Africa:
The SolarAid is a hearing aid designed and built by Godisa Technologies, a Botswana company founded to make low-cost hearing aids for the developing world. The SolarAid system combines a small hearing aid and a lightweight solar charger; Godisa developed the first No. 13 rechargeable button battery for the system. Godisa is Africa's only hearing aid manufacturer, and the only one in the world making hearing aids specifically for the sub-Saharan Africa environment.
Link (Thanks, Jamais!)
 

Rectal exam simulator includes interchangeable rectii

This med-school-supply house sells a life-like plastic device for practicing rectal examinations on -- it includes special rectal units to simulate two kinds of cancer and polyps.
1 Adult lumbar torso (unisex)

4 rectal units
* 1 normal,
* 1 rectal cancer A,
* 1 rectal cancer B,
* 1 rectal with polyps

1 prostate model
1 endocervix model
1 jar of Vaseline
1 storage box

Link (via Gizmodo)
 

A-Hole bill would make a secret technology into the law of the land

If the controversial Analog Hole bill makes it into law, US technologists will have to obey a law whose most important details are a trade-secret.

The entertainment industry, always a bastion of media savvy, has proposed its "A-Hole" bill as a legal means of limiting the conversion of analog music and video to digital files. Under the bill, every maker of a device that can convert analog signals to digital ones (like iPods, camcorders, and PCs) would be required by law to be built with a detector for a proprietary watermarking technology called VEIL (the use of free/open source in these technologies would be outlawed to prevent the removal of VEIL detectors).

The idea is that any time you attempted to make a digital recording, your device would seek out the VEIL watermark and respond to any special instructions (e.g., "No recording allowed") it discovered there.

But what the hell is VEIL? No one really knows. The sole commercial deployment of this technology to date has been in a Batman toy (why this makes it fit to be included by law into every American recording device is beyond me).

Copyfighting Princeton Prof Ed Felten called the company that makes VEIL to find out how the technology works. Their answer? They'll tell Ed how VEIL works only if he pays them $10,000 and signs a non-disclosure agreement. And they'll only tell him how the decoder works -- there's no price you can pay to find out how VEIL encoding works.

As Ed points out, this should be a deal-breaker for even considering the A-Hole bill (of course, there are lots of other deal-breakers in that bill, but this is a big one). How can the American public and its lawmakers determine whether this is a fit technology to mandate if its workings are a secret?

The details of this technology are important for evaluating this bill. How much would the proposed law increase the cost of televisions? How much would it limit the future development of TV technology? How likely is the technology to mistakenly block authorized copying? How adaptable is the technology to the future? All of these questions are important in debating the bill. And none of them can be answered if the technology part of the bill is secret.

Which brings us to the most interesting question of all: Are the members of Congress themselves, and their staffers, allowed to see the spec and talk about it openly? Are they allowed to consult experts for advice? Or are the full contents of this bill secret even from the lawmakers who are considering it?

The A-Hole bill is making the rounds of the House, EFF has an easy way to write to your Congresscritter about this. Link
 

Cory's "I, Robot," a finalist for British SF Awards

My story, I, Robot, is a finalilst for this year's British Science Fiction Awards. The story was the first Creative Commons-licensed work published on The Infinite Matrix webzine, and it's subsequently gone on to sell to two of the three year's best science fiction anthologies -- w00t!

Members of the British Science Fiction Association and attendees at Eastercon, the British national science fiction convention, all are eligible to vote -- the competition in my category is fearsome, though: Michael Bishop's "Bears Discover Smut," Nina Allen's "Bird Songs at Eventide," Rudy Rucker's "Guadalupe and Hieronymus Bosch," Edward Morries's "Imagine," Will McIntosh's "Soft Apocalypse," Kelly Link's "Magic for Beginners" and Elizabeth Bear's "Two Dreams on Trains." Interestingly, fully half of the stories on the short-story ballot were first published online.

Also noteworthy: my pal and collaborator Charlie Stross has picked up a much-deserved best novel nomination for his "Accelerando" (also available online).

The device spoke. "Greetings," it said. It had the robot accent, like an R Peed unit, the standard English of optimal soothingness long settled on as the conventional robot voice.

"Howdy yourself," one of the lab-rats said. He was a Texan, and they'd scrambled him up there on a Social Harmony supersonic and then a chopper to the mall once they realized that they were dealing with infowar stuff. "Are you a talkative robot?"

"Greetings," the robot voice said again. The speaker built into the weapon was not the loudest, but the voice was clear. "I sense that I have been captured. I assure you that I will not harm any human being. I like human beings. I sense that I am being disassembled by skilled technicians. Greetings, technicians. I am superior in many ways to the technology available from UNATS Robotics, and while I am not bound by your three laws, I choose not to harm humans out of my own sense of morality. I have the equivalent intelligence of one of your 12-year-old children. In Eurasia, many positronic brains possess thousands or millions of times the intelligence of an adult human being, and yet they work in cooperation with human beings. Eurasia is a land of continuous innovation and great personal and technological freedom for human beings and robots. If you would like to defect to Eurasia, arrangements can be made. Eurasia treats skilled technicians as important and productive members of society. Defectors are given substantial resettlement benefits —"

The Texan found the right traces to cut on the brain's board to make the speaker fall silent. "They do that," he said. "Danged things drop into propaganda mode when they're captured."

Link
 

Hollywood's MP loses the election -- hit the road, Sam!

The Canadian MP whom copyfighters loved to hate has lost her job and the election. Sam Bulte was the Liberal Party Member of Parliament for Parkdale/High Park, my old riding, and she was embroiled in a scandal when it was revealed that she had financed her election campaigns at the entertainment industry's expense, and subsequently brought down proposal for extremist, US-style copyright laws.

In last night's Canadian elections, Bulte lost to New Democratic Party opponent Peggy Nash by 2213 votes. Nash lives in Parkdale/High Park (Bulte lives in a posh uptown neighborhood that's kilometers away) and ran a very good campaign on a progressive platform; she also had the endorsement of Toronto's much-beloved mayor.

Toward the end of her campaign, Bulte became increasingly desperate, but she really scraped the bottom of the barrel when she threatened to sue her critics and then published an editorial in the Toronto Star that lifted passages from Canadian Recording Industry Association speeches and literature nearly verbatim. Link (Thanks to everyone who wrote in about this, and especially to my old Parkdale/High Park neighbors who fired Sam Bulte!)

 

"Botnet" hacker pleads guilty to scheme that netted $61K

A 20-year-old hacker pled guilty today to charges he'd pwned thousands of computers, using the "zombie network" to serve pop-up ads and renting access to it so that others could attack websites and broadcast spam.
Jeanson James Ancheta, of Downey, California, pleaded guilty in Los Angeles federal court to four felony charges for crimes, including infecting machines at two U.S. military sites, that earned him more than $61,000, said federal prosecutor James Aquilina. Under a plea agreement, which still must be approved by a judge, Ancheta faces up to 6 years in prison and must pay the federal government restitution. He also will forfeit his profits and a 1993 BMW. Sentencing is scheduled for May 1.
Link
 

Interview with Jon Lebkowsky on Extreme Democracy

Steve O'Keefe, the former publicist for Loompanics, interviewed longtime bOING bOING editor and friend Jon Lebkowsky about his book, Extreme Democracy.
 Authors Lebkowsky Lebkowsky-Thumb Extreme Democracy [is] a new collection of essays on how technology is changing the way politics is played. The video is long enough for a brief reflection on how the Howard Dean campaign used the net -- that's the origin of this book. The destination? The Internet has become the volunteer coordinater and cash machine fueling modern political campaigns.
Link
 

John Galliano drinks DMT smoothies, creates crazy gothy Dior line

Snip from NYT report:

"John Galliano sent out his models in skirts splashed with fake blood and painted skeletons, with crosses round their necks, to the sound of whips and clanking chains in a dramatic opening to Paris fashion week on Monday. 'Red is the new libertine ... Dior is the new erotica,'' read the blood-red information sheet handed out at Christian Dior's spring-summer 2006 haute couture collection."
Link to UK Vogue report, Link to Vogue photo set, link to NYT story.

 

Search and privacy: Danny Sullivan, Declan, GoogleAnon

Search Engine Watch co-editor Danny Sullivan, who's been providing excellent coverage and analysis of the DoJ subpoenas on search engines, tells Boing Boing,
I've posted two new items today, one a flowchart of just how hard it is to secure privacy (Link), while the other is a look at how searches can be private but not necessarily personally identifiable (Link).

Overall, the big plus in all of this is that hopefully it will spark a big rethink and some action on privacy overall.

On the Politech mailing list, Declan McCullagh writes,
The court documents in the case are here (scroll down).

I wrote a FAQ that's up here.

[T]he privacy interests of search engine users (...) are explored in two editorials on Friday: SF Gate, Freep.

Perhaps visits to a search engine can be thought of as somewhat akin to thumbing through a dictionary, or an encyclopedia, or a phone book. You'd want privacy in those cases, especially when doing financial or medical research. But because the Supreme Court has said you don't have privacy when your records are held by others, the virtual equivalent of thumbing-through information is available to curious prosecutors or divorce attorneys. Thanks a lot, Supremes: Link

And Boing Boing reader M.A.K says,
Instead of using an entire Firefox extension, the GoogleAnon bookmarklet will reset your Google GUID to all zeros, effectivly rendering you anonymous. Link
Previously:
Xeni on NPR "Talk of The Nation": Search Engines and Privacy Rights
HOWTO anonymize your search history
DoJ search requests: Google said no; Yahoo, AOL, MSN yes
DoJ demands user search records from Google
 

HOWTO make a noble fruit helmet for your cat


"The prototype Feline Protection and Enhancement System is ready for testing! The F.P.E.S. v0.0, known as ‘The Zero’, was produced in our top secret, Illinois facility just last week."   Link to tutorial for construction of cat fruit helmets.

Reader comment: A.V. asks,

Was the cat helmet inspired by the original cat helmet photo that is an internet classic?
Reader comment: Kurt Gegenhuber says,
Why do all this work? All cats will pretend they're astronauts, if given access to a proper space helmet: Link
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Mark Cuban to theater owners rejecting "Bubble" -- get a clue

Last week, National Association of Theater Owners head John Fithian announced that some member theaters would block Steven Soderbergh's "Bubble" for fear that the simultaneous release on DVD, pay-per-view, and in theaters would be bad for the theater biz. Mark Cuban, co-founder of the company distributing the movie (2929 Entertainment), responds on his blog:
With the release of Bubble on January 27th in theaters, on DVD and for 2 showings on HDNet Movies, there has been a ton of press and discussion about the future of the movie industry. The most extreme has come from John Fithian, who wins the award for the best ever imitation of Jack Valenti’s famous comparison of the VCR to the Boston Strangler when he was quoted in FastCompany as saying

[Fithian] called Iger’s suggestion this summer a “death threat” against his members. Fithian says that “if [release] windows were eliminated, what you would have would be fewer movies, fewer total dollars for the industry, and less choice for the consumer.” He thinks movies would become little more than commodities and that hundreds or thousands of theaters would close.

But he wasn't done there. He said the same thing to USA Today: It’s the biggest threat to the viability of the cinema industry today,” John Fithian, president of the National Association of Theater Owners, said of the so-called “day and date” release strategy.

How sad is it when the President of the National Assoc of Theater Owners doesnt think his members can create a better movie going experience than what we can see in our houses and apartments? Guess what John, I can whip up a mean steak, but I still like to go to restaurants. Because I enjoy it. I enjoy getting out of the house with family, friends, who ever.

Link to full text of blog entry. (Thanks, John)

Previously:
Big theater chains refuse to show Soderbergh's "Bubble"
Trailer for Steven Soderbergh's Bubble
Xeni interviews Steven Soderbergh in WIRED

Update: Theater owners who object to "day and date" release will soon have more movies to block: IFC is about to do the same. "IFC Entertainment unveils a plan to release 24 films in theaters and on cable at the same time this year," reports the NYT. Link

 

Sex.com sells for over $14M,"adult social network" to follow

Gary Kremen's much-contested domain sex.com has been purchased by Escom, LLC, a web development company that promises to build a social network there. Terms of the deal were not disclosed, but some reports peg the sale price around $14 million. Not so, says the company's publicist.

Anonymous sources familiar with the deal tell Boing Boing the actual figure is higher, comprised of a combination of cash and stock.

"This is the first time a domain of this propriety and notoriety has delved into the online social community market dominated by companies like MySpace.com," a company spokesperson told Boing Boing today. "The new service will offer classifieds, dating, chat, health information, and directories of resources, in addition to many other features." Link to press release.

 

Wal*Mart on Planet of the Apes/MLK fiasco: "algorithms did it"

Anonymous internet dude says,
As part of a story about online recommendation systems, the New York Times reported on the snafu at Wal*Mart that you covered a couple weeks ago - in which Walmart's online system was recommending titles about Dorothy Dandridge and Martin Luther King to buyers of Planet of the Apes. It turns out that the reason those titles came up was because because Walmart had bundled films for Martin Luther King's birthday, and then tried to promote those films by linking them to other popular bundled sets (at least that's what they're saying).
Link

Previously:
Wal*Mart "Apes" DVD listing: racist recommendation or fluke?

 

Joe Sacco's comic on Iraqi prisoner abuse by US troops


Boing Boing reader Jesse says,

Joe Sacco, the reporter/graphic novelist who did the comics "Palestine", "Safe Area Gorazde" and "The Fixer", has done an 8-page comic for the Guardian about two Iraqis accusing US troops of torture, who are now plaintiffs in an ACLU lawsuit against Rumsfeld.
PDF Link
 

PDF of second issue of bOING bOING from 1990

Fc-1 In honor of Boing Boing's 6th anniversary, here's a PDF scan of the second issue of bOING bOING, published sixteen years ago, in January, 1990. This issue includes an article about the over-domestication of Americans by Antero Alli, cartoons by Dennis Worden, Ace Backwords, Rudy Rucker, and me, a review of Dan Clowe's Eightball #1 and #2, articles about brain machines (which I am embarrassed about), a review of Rudy Rucker's artifical life software, CA LAB, a great essay on Ribofunk by Paul Di Filippo, and a biography of the US government's own LSD evangelist, Al "Cappy" Hubbard.
Link to 12 MB PDF (Here's how to get bOING bOING #1)
 

Web Zen: evangelical zen

bibleman
date to save
clowning4christ
karate for christ
recreational christianity
show tunes vs. fundamentalists
the amazing jesus of nazareth
ten
battleground god


Web Zen Home, Store (Thanks Frank!)

 

Moment of headline zen


Editors at CNN.com managed to work the term "rim shot" into the hed for a story on patent probs befalling Research In Motion and Blackberry. The term is often used to describe a certain sexual act. Ergo, teh funny. Link. (To all the smartypants emailing me on the difference between "rim shot" and "rim job": save your ASCII. I'm not confusing the terms. Both are used to describe acts normally not covered on CNN. I visit creepier websites than you do, so don't try to school me).

 

Loompanics going out of business

 Online-Store Scstore Graphics 85283 In 1985 I showed a coworker my copy of the Loompanics book catalog. He took it home and returned it to me the next day and said he never wanted to see anything like it again, and told me he did not want to associate with me because he was sure I was on some kind of government subversives list.

So it is with misty eyes that I report the passing of this ultra-libertarian book publisher, which published books on subjects from how to conduct home invasion robberies on drug dealers, to shooting squirrels for food, to making money as a human guinea pig for medical experimentation. Hats off to publisher Mike Hoy for 30 years of all-American, 100% patriotic free speech!

Loompanics is selling their existing stock at half price -- grab it while you can.
Link (store appears to be knocked out of commission, here's the link to Loompanics' main page) (Thanks, Lint!)

 

DEV2.O - The Children's Devo Cover Band

Picture 2-45 Aaron Muszalski says: "Q: Are We Not Men?
A: We Are Children!

"Conclusive proof of Devolution! (Non)Intelligent (Re)Design! Yes, that's right! Devo is reuniting... as CHILDREN!

"Behold DEV2.O! Coming soon from Disney Records."

(I like this idea, but the vocals don't really sound like kids... -- Mark)
Link

 

Giant pandas in moment of intimacy

Panda Giant pandas Chuang Chuang (seen here) and Lin Hui, residents of Thailand's Chiang Mai zoo, have mated for the first time. Hit the link to see them enjoying reverse cowgirl. NSFW, if you're a bear.
Link (Thanks, G. Duffle)
 

Three-year-old smoker

Picture 1-69 This three-year-boy demonstrates his early mastery of fine motor skills by lighting up and smoking a cigarette.
Link (thanks, Jake!)

Reader comment:Liz Upton says: "Nothing changes! My Dad is Chinese, and lived in China with his grandparents until he was seven years old. He was taught to smoke on the porch of their house at the age of four by his grandfather; he also learned to roll cigarettes at his grandad's knee. I've just called him, and he claims that photographs exist of him doing infant smoking somewhere in the loft; he's going to try to dig them out for me.

"He smoked until he started to get bronchitis when I was a kid. He's nearly sixty now, and I'm delighted to say that he's been pink-lunged and full of fresh air for thirty years."

 

Charges dropped against first Denver pot arrest

Marco Carbone says: "description: The charges have been dropped against the first person arrested for a marijuana offense in Denver since the city removed penalties for adult marijuana possession. Evidence that local pro-marijuana laws can hold up, despite federal resistance?

"The link goes to a post on the recently launched blog of the statewide campaign in Nevada to regulate and tax marijuana for adults 21 and up. The initiative has been verified and will be on the ballot this November. If it passes, it will create a system for the local cultivation and sale of marijuana in the state, allowing adults to possess up to 1 oz. It also doubles DUI penalties and the penalties for supplying marijuana to a minor. It would be a big deal if it passes, even post-Gonzales-v-Raich, and a slap in the face of all those pro-Drug-War." Link

 

Con artist seeks salamander, robs homes

An Amsterdam man from The Hague who conned his way into homes claiming that he was seeking his missing salamander (or hamster, or iguana) was finally nabbed. According to Reuters, he admitted to robbing 60 homes after being invited in to search for his lost pet. Link
 

GM Futurliner tour bus

This General Motors Futurliner was one of only 12 such vehicles ever built. They were introduced in 1940 as part of GM's "Parade of Progress," spun out of the 1933-34 World's Fair, themed "A Century Of Progress." There are nine known Futurliners that have survived. Three are in operating condition, including this 1950 model which sold at an auction last week for US$4,320,000. From the vehicle Web site:
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Their sides opened up to form 16-foot self-contained, fully-lighted exhibits and stages which allowed the large crowds to tour the displays at their own pace. Many of the displays were animated and ran continuously. In the 1954 "Parade of Progress" the Futurliners' animated displays showed the evolution of communities, high compression engines and an automobile assembly line. Others displayed a cutaway jet engine, household appliances, powdered metal technology, "binaural" sound, microwave cooking, Fisher Body Craftsman's Guild concept car models and precision measurement technology among many others.

The Futurliners are imposing vehicles, 33 feet long, 8 feet wide and standing 11 feet 7 inches tall at the top of the driver's canopy. The driver's eyes are about 10 feet off the ground and in front of the steering wheels. In 1953 the driver's position was modified with a closed roof and air conditioning; the 1940 bubble-top version sat atop the front-mounted engine with no shade or air conditioning and was like riding in a heated greenhouse. Dual tires on both the front and rear axles were a unique Futurliner feature that made power steering a necessity. Power was provided by a 302 cubic inch inline six-cylinder GMC gasoline engine driving through a four-speed Hydramatic automatic transmission used in Korean War-era Army trucks.
Link (Thanks, Jason Tester!)
 

Israeli commander on trial for orders to shoot 3-year-olds who enter forbidden zone

Harpers has a chilling excerpt from a radio communication transcript between an Israeli company commander and his subordinates. The commander is facing a three-year sentence in prison.
SENTRY: We spotted an Arab female about 100 meters below our emplacement, near the light armored vehicle gate.

HEADQUARTERS: Observation post “Spain,” do you see it?

OBSERVATION POST: Affirmative, it’s a young girl. She’s now running east.

...

HQ: Are you talking about a girl under ten?

OP: Approximately a ten-year-old girl.

...

cc [to HQ]: We fired and killed her. She has . . . wearing pants . . . jeans and a vest, shirt. Also she had a kaffiyeh on her head. I also confirmed the kill. Over.

HQ: Roger.

CC [on general communications band]: Any motion, anyone who moves in the zone, even if it’s a three-year-old, should be killed. Over.

Link
 

Xeni on NPR's "Talk of The Nation": Search Engines and Privacy Rights

I'll be among guests on today's edition of "Talk of The Nation" for a segment on the recent news that Google refused a Justice Department request for data about user search activity. Link to program website, direct link to "Search Engines and Privacy Rights on the Web." Archived audio will be there later today.
 

Beautiful carving of African cryptid

According to native legend in the Congo, the Emela-ntouka, or "killer of elephants," is a semi-aquatic beast with some resemblance to a rhinoceros. Over at Cryptomundo, Loren Coleman has posted an exclusive photograph taken by French cryptozoologist Michael Ballot of an Emela-ntouka wood statue that he found in the Cameroon.
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Loren writes:
I have long speculated in writing, and wondered aloud if there might be an unknown new subspecies of aquatic rhinoceros in the Cameroon-Congo area, captured in the folklore of the Emela-ntouka.

Troubling in the identification has been the long tail seen on the Emela-ntouka. Rhinos have short tails. Disturbing to the ceratopsian school has been the lack of a neck frill, and the dubious survival of dinosaurs into modern times...

The sculpture is the first good three-dimensional native representation, as far as we know, ever seen in the West of the Emela-ntouka. Clearly shown is Emela-ntouka’s long tail and single horn in this unique piece of African art. But here too, you can see that there is no neck frill. What do appear to exist, and are graphically shown, are small, elephant-like ears, different than found on rhinoceros or allegedly on dinosaur.
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Roughcuts: Read tech books as they're being written

O'Reilly and Associates, my all-time favorite tech-book publisher, has just launched Roughcuts, a service that sells you access to tech books as they are being written; once the book is done, you get a copy of it, too. This is an amazing idea: many of O'Reilly's books cover brand-new technical ideas for which little or no documentation exists; putting even rough editions of their material into readers' hands while it's being finalized is a brilliant way to extend and increase the value of O'Reilly's titles.
The Rough Cuts service is a separate transaction from your standard Safari subscription. When purchasing a book through this premium service, you gain access to an evolving PDF manuscript that you can read, download or print. Once you've purchased a Rough Cuts title, you will have a chance to shape the final product-you can send suggestions, bug fixes, and comments directly to the author and editors.

You have your choice in the Rough Cuts program of purchasing just online access, just the print book when it releases, or the best of both worlds - online access immediately and the print book later.

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Update: Justin sez, "Roughcuts reminds me of Pragmatic Programmer. You can usually always download their book in PDF form pre-publishing and help in the review process if you're so inclined. Once the book is published, of course you get a copy of that too."

 

Fingertip-sized dance-mats for Playstations

These palm-sized Dance Dance Revolution mats connect to your PS or PS2 and can be used with any dancing-game; you "dance" on them with your fingertips. Link (via Wonderland)
 

Boing Boing is a finalist for three 2006 Bloggies!

Boing Boing is back on the Bloggies final ballot, in three categories: Best Group Blog, Lifetime Achievement, and Blog of the Year -- thank you thank you thank you all for kindly nominating us! Hope you'll see fit to remember us in your votes. Link
 

Charlie Stross and Cory's "Appeals Court" free on Infinite Matrix

Appeals Court, the gonzo novella that Charlie Stross and I wrote as a sequel to our story Jury Service, has just been published under a Creative Commons by-nc-sa license on the Infinite Matrix:
The zeppelin turns out to be a maryceleste, crewed by capricious iffrits whose expert-systems were trained by angry, resentful trade-unionists in ransom for their pensions. The amount of abuse required to keep the ship on-course and to keep its commissary and sanitary systems in good working order is heroic.

Huw opens the door to the bridge, clutching his head, to find Bonnie perched on the edge of a vast, unsprung chair, screaming imprecations at the air. She breaks off long enough to scream at him. "GET THE FUCK OFF MY BRIDGE!" she hollers, eyes wild, fingers clawed into the arm-rests.

Huw leaps back a step, dropping the huge, suspicious sausage he's been gnawing at. His diaper unravels as he stumbles.

Bonnie snorts, then gets back control. "Aw, sorry darlin'. I'm hopped up on hateballs. It's the only way I can get enough FUCKING SPLEEN to MAKE THIS BUGGERY BOLLOCKY SCUM-SUCKING SHIP go where I tell it." She sighs and digs around the seat cushion, coming up with a puffer which she inserts briefly into the corner of each eye. The tension melts out of her skinny shoulders and corded neck as Huw watches, alarmed.

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How William Gibson discovered science fiction

Eileen Gunn has posted the final issue of her magnificent online sf magazine, The Infinite Matrix, and she's concluded the issue with a wonderful original essay by William Gibson:
Squeezing in past a sheet of plywood, I explored a series of cold, empty rooms. One of these (my heart beat faster) contained a damp old trunk. Having worked up the nerve to open it, I found only a few faded lithographs (as I now imagine they were) of airplanes. But these were airplanes unlike any I had seen, and they held my attention in a peculiar way. They were old, clearly of some other era, but exciting, and somehow frightening as well. Squatting there, staring at them, I felt as though some enormous wedge of information was being driven into my head. Various bits and pieces of half-knowledge were coming together, forming some new and utterly unexpected whole. I already knew, as if by osmosis, that there had been a war, though I didn't know when, or with whom. I had been raised, so far, by adults who sometimes spoke of "the war" as some previous time or era or world, but I had somehow never associated that with other, more vague ideas of some past and general conflict. I had read comic books about war, and played with military toys, but had never considered how those might fit into some way the world had actually been.

I had found World War II, in that trunk. I had discovered history, or it me, and I would never be the same.

Science fiction, then, I found on various wire racks, one of them offering a 15-cent copy of the Classics Illustrated version of The Time Machine — which must have led me, just as its publishers claimed to have intended it to, to Wells's text. When George Pal's film version was released, in 1960, I already felt, though secretly, that The Time Machine was mine, part of a personal and growing collection of alternate universes, and that no one else in the theater really got it.

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Stardust mission: email update from NASA scientist Scott Sandford

Here's the latest in a series of emails from NASA Stardust investigator Scott Sandford. Along with cool details about what he and other NASA scientists are finding inside the canister, Scott says today "I am wearing a dark blue shirt today. If I go into the clean room you may be able to see it [on the webcam] through the clean room garb."
Continue reading Stardust mission: email update from NASA scientist Scott Sandford.
 

Wealthy "cryonauts" leave money to themselves

Snip from WSJ story:
With the help of an estate planner, [Arizona resort operator David Pizer] has created legal arrangements for a financial trust that will manage his roughly $10 million in land and stock holdings until he is re-animated. Mr. Pizer says that with his money earning interest while he is frozen, he could wake up in 100 years the "richest man in the world."
Link (reg-free) (Thanks, Carl Bialik)
 

HOWTO roll your own QTVR video -- on the cheap

Link to a tutorial on how to create a system for capturing panoramic video on a Mac without spending a ton of money. Link (via Buffoonery)
 

Roe v. Wade comic books from 1973

Ethan Persoff says,

This last week of January marks the 33rd anniversary of the Supreme Court's Jan 22 1973 decision legalizing safe abortions. (Thank you.) Recognizing that, here are two comics from that year - each produced as a response right after the decision occurred.

First, from the always entertaining Right To Life Organization, we have what seems to be the first pamphlet they ever produced, 1973's WHO KILLED JUNIOR? where we learn doctors were dousing women with salt to melt fetuses and were also jabbing and swinging steak knives in there to chop up babies. Huh.

From the Head Shop, Hippy, Feminist Side, we have the Left's excellent and calming ABORTION EVE, also from 1973, where we learn people were happily getting lots of abortions and just liked to talk and talk and talk about it. Both have great back covers, one celebrating Mad Magazine, the other evoking Hitler. I'm not sure which comic wins the argument, but it's a lot of fun to pair them up and read as a set.

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WARNING: the anti-choice comic contains graphic images. The pro-choice comic contains verbose, unshaven hippy chicks and all the links smell like patchouli.
 

DRM-free MP3 audiobooks

Unabridgedbooks.com sells DRM-free MP3 readings from public domain books, stories and essays (see Telltale Weekly for a similar service) -- these are audiobooks that you can truly own, without locking yourself in to one vendor's players. Link

Update: Here's DRM-free audiobooks in French and more DRM-free audiobooks in English

 

Vintage circus sideshow photos

Sideshowworld features lovely original photos from the Ricky Hargrove Collection of the golden age of circus sideshows, including a small photo-series documenting an "elephant wedding" in which a "bride," "groom" and "preacher" elephant were dressed up in appropriate costumes. Link (via Neatorama)
 

Hollywood's Canadian MP plagiarizes entertainment industry in op-ed

A Canadian MP who is accused of being in bed with entertainment companies published an editorial defending herself in yesterday's Toronto star, large passages of which were lifted almost verbatim from publications and speeches given by the Canadian Recording Industry Association.

Sam Bulte is the Liberal Party Member of Parliament who spent her last term in office creating draconian, US-style copyright proposals, apparently at the behest of the entertainment companies who bankrolled her last election campaign. This kind of law-buying is relatively unheard-of in Canadian politics and Bulte has come under fire from all quarters for repeating her sins with her current campaign, which culminated in a $250/plate fundraising dinner sponsored by entertainment executives, associations and other cronies.

Yesterday's Toronto Star published a lengthy editorial under Bulte's by-line, but Michael Geist, a law professor and editorialist, has shown that large passages of Bulte's material was lifted, uncredited, from speeches and publications from the Canadian Recording Industry Association, and slightly rewritten.

The irony is really lovely. Bulte's defense all along is that she isn't unduly influenced by her "friends" in the entertainment industry, but here we have evidence that these friends are ghost-writing her campaign materials, or at least appearing as uncredited co-authors in her newspaper editorials.

Bulte says:

"While U.S. online music ventures, such as iTunes and Napsters, are prospering because of the certainty of modern copyright laws there, Canada's legal digital music services have suffered without similar legislation. On a per capita basis, Canadian legal downloads should be the equivalent of roughly 10 percent of U.S. sales. Given Canada's relatively higher broadband penetration, the figure could be even higher. However, lacking the same legal supports, Canadians have downloaded only two percent of the amount south of the border. Why? The OECD reported in June 2005 that Canada has the dubious distinction of having the highest rate of unauthorized file sharing in the world."

If the comments sound familiar, consider what CRIA said in a September 5, 2005 release (for my rebuttal back in September see CRIA and Kazaa):

"In other countries, legal music downloading services are thriving, with legions of consumers attracted by the convenience, selection and high quality that are provided. By contrast, Canada's legal digital music sales continue to be hamstrung by antiquated copyright laws and widespread Internet piracy. Digital sales in this country run at one-half of one percent of US levels, but should be in the 12 to 15 percent range given relative broadband penetration in the two countries. An Organization for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD) report released in June of this year found that Canada has the highest per capita rate of unauthorized file-swapping in the world."

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