"I FU*KED ALEC BALDWIN IN HIS A*S" (sic) author at it again

The New York Post reports:

Dessarae Bradford -- the wacky former phone-sex operator who sued Colin Farrell for harassment this year and self-published a book about an alleged erotic encounter with Alec Baldwin -- has recorded a dance single. Bradford kindly sent us a copy of the song, "I [bleeped] Alec Baldwin (Colin Farrell Is My Bitch)," in which she utters the tasteless title over a vintage house-music beat and purrs, "Sit! Beg! Fetch!" Bradford failed a lie-detector test concerning her allegations about Farrell, who claims he's never met her, on PAX-TV's "Lie Detector" show. Bradford cussed out host Rolonda Watts and claimed the test was rigged.

Link (Thanks, internet lady!).

And IFABIHA -- her tell-all tome about that night with Alec Baldwin, a dog, and a chocolate bar -- is still for sale online. Snip:

In Sept. 2002, I fu**ed Alec Baldwin in his a** in a hot, sweaty, nasty sex romp. Read the story that will change lives. Be the first one on your block to have the nitty gritty about that night, that will be only told in my book. Grab the scoop before my story gets into the hands of the media, and they attemp to censor it. I had Alec Baldwin on all four's for me, and S/M was involved.

Those who doubt the book's literary merit need only skim the table of contents for proof. Chapter one, "All about the Willy and the Coochie." Chapter two, "My Day Began with Wolfgang." Chapter three, my personal favorite -- "Stumbling Into His Chest Hairs."

Previous Boing Boing posts about the lovely and talented Miss Bradford:

I F***ED ALEC BALDWIN IN HIS A**, Update 1, Update 2.

Reader-submitted reality mashup request: Using his "serious" voice, reader Michael Slater asks,

What happens if I request I Fu*ked Alec Baldwin In His A*s via interlibrary loan? Does DHS visit?