ROFL alert: asymmetrical gentlemen's-genital-cozy

Manuel at Buffoonery says,

This is a breakthrough in men's banana hammock technology! Ladies, there's more where that came from. MUCH more. Jesus. H. Christ. Houston, we have a problem. My God.

Links point to site in Flash with sound. You know, I'm fairly certain that if the Bing Bong Brothers wore underwear -- and that's one big "if" -- they'd be sportin' these.