Cow-tipping may be far more difficult than dumb jocks might lead you to believe. Zoologists from the University of British Columbia conducted a study on the physics of the activity.
Ms (Tracy) Boechler, now a trainee forensics analyst for the Royal Canadian Mounted Corps, concluded in her initial report that a cow standing with its legs straight would require five people to exert the required force to bowl it over.
A cow of 1.45 metres in height pushed at an angle of 23.4 degrees relative to the ground would require 2,910 Newtons of force, equivalent to 4.43 people, she wrote.
Dr (Margo) Lillie, Ms Boechler's supervisor, revised the calculations so that two people could exert the required amount of force to tip a static cow, but only if it did not react.
"The static physics of the issue say . . . two people might be able to tip a cow," she said. "But the cow would have to be tipped quickly – the cow's centre of mass would have to be pushed over its hoof before the cow could react."
