Fourteen ways to die in Shanghai

# Huichunji pharmacy sells sleeping pills.
# Suzhou Creek is uncovered.
# The #57 bus goes directly to the zoo. You can jump into a tiger’s mouth and die.
# Cars under the Yan’an Road viaduct drive very fast. Accidents happen often.
# Fuxing Park — hanging yourself is simple among the tall, close trees.
# Wang’s Tofu Stand — crush yourself with a piece of tofu.