Engrish hilarity on badly bootlegged Star Wars DVD

Badly translated subtitles on a pirated copy of Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith provide many happy moments of beverage-through-nostrils yukkage. Sample: Anakin to Obi-Wan --"I was just made by the Presbyterian Church." Link to "Backstroke of the West," as the movie's title is translated here. Hard to believe this is real, but even if the post were a hoax, it's a fun one. (Thanks, Bonnie)

Reader Comment: Paul Berger says,

I posted a similar story last week on my blog. Unfortunately I don't have a photograph--it came via an email from my mother-in-law, of all people. She wrote, "My first attempt brought up the subtitles, probably the funniest thing about the film. An attack from the rear is translated as 'he is coming into my behind'."

[#1 posted by none295, September 24, 2009 10:33 AM]

你继续对话。
Thee Dialog Continue.

2005年，西部人谁使字幕开始了跨文化对话仰泳。
In 2005, the backstroke of the west subtitler began a cross cultural conversation.

在2009年已制订的反应。
In 2009 a response has been formulated.

％20 介绍 '後面偷掴懶與媒介' 媒体分析/视频的未来视频媒体搜索概念的考古证明/截止的上/重新编译系统，适用于所有星球大战围绕影片的作为进入仰泳的背景下采取行动释放分布式媒体。
%20 introduces 'Thee Backslacpkipng With Media' a media analysis/video archeological proof of concept of a future video media search/cut-up/recompile system as applied to all the Star Wars media distributed around the release of the movie which acted as the backdrop to the backstroke.

http://www.noneinc.com/tBSWM/tBSWM_FAQ.html

要充分认识字幕托词，你必须下载完整的DVD，而是为了获得一本介绍认识，预览任何章节浏览：（播放选项是正确的）
To fully appreciate the subtitle subterfuge, you'll have to download the full DVD, but to gain an understanding of this presentation, preview any chapter here: (Play options are on the right)

http://www.noneinc.com/tBSWM/tBSWM_FAQ.html#DVDChapter

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