Zork parody on a wiki

A Uncyclopedia (parody of Wikipedia) user has created a Zork parody on the wiki, and many users are adding their own often hilarious turns and twists to the adventure.

Examine Grue

Man, you've really never played this game before, have you? The Grue devours you before you have a chance to scream.

Start over

Link (Thanks, Stuart!)