Roll your own Coachella blog-post

A little late, but nonetheless: an automated Coachella blog post generator.
Man, that Perry Ferrell is really {talented / fucked up / Jewish}. Gotta love him. Flash forward to that night. I'm completely {shitfaced / dehydrated / rolling my ass off} and feeling no pain whatsoever. I ended up making out with a 16 year-old emo girl as the sun was setting, right when Rivers Cuomo belted out "Your son is drowning in the bloooooooood." It was {hot / surreal / illegal}.
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